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HOOTER SLED-
01-15-2005, 02:27 PM
I'll let her tell the story.............Honey????
Last night:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/385000_0101-med.JPG
Today:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/385000_0103-med.JPG
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/385000_0102-med.JPG
I told her it looked like she put her eye shadow on the wrong side. :D
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_42.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_18.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_4_121.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 02:46 PM
ASS :D
Well we took our boys to the batting cages last night and my 5yr old decided he wants to do it now ( big T-Baller ) So he goes in and keeps missing the ball...( mind you it's to fast... 45 mph ) So mommy goes in to show him how to stand and hold the bat.. I go to the side turn the thing on and he misses the hit so I tell him " keep your eye on the ball sweetie " and WHAM!!!! he hit the ball!!! It was a foul ball right into my eye... but hay he hit the ball :hammerhea :D It hurt pretty bad for a bit and now everyone looks at me like my man beats me....LOL :boxingguy

Kim Hanson
01-15-2005, 02:49 PM
When I played ball you caught it with a baseball glove, you use your face :jawdrop: Man you are one tough girl..........( . )( . )........... :D

HCS
01-15-2005, 02:51 PM
Dang! What a shinner. You won't need eye shadow on that eye for awhile.

Kim Hanson
01-15-2005, 02:51 PM
1 foot lower and the pictures would have been taken down for sure.........( . )( . )........Tell her to practice with her aim......... :p

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 02:52 PM
When I played ball you caught it with a baseball glove, you use your face :jawdrop: Man you are one tough girl..........( . )( . )........... :D
I thought I'd showw all the boys just how tough us women are http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_5_126.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 02:54 PM
Dang! What a shinner. You won't need eye shadow on that eye for awhile.
Maybe I should ask him to match my other eye so I don't have to wear anything on them.LOL :jawdrop:

a catered life
01-15-2005, 03:01 PM
you mean i have been dreaming about you all this time for nothing :( YOUR MARRIED :sqeyes: there goes my summer

BarryMac
01-15-2005, 03:05 PM
He'll be the badest ass little kid at school on Monday, help him come up with a doozy of a story so all the chicks are hanging on him... :D

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 03:08 PM
you mean i have been dreaming about you all this time for nothing :( YOUR MARRIED :sqeyes: there goes my summer
Everyone knows I'm married!!!! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_118v.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US') It only says Mrs. on the avatar..........
But you could still flirt......... the hubby says " no touching " http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_29_104.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 03:09 PM
He'll be the badest ass little kid at school on Monday, help him come up with a doozy of a story so all the chicks are hanging on him... :D
They already do........ the little Hussies!!! :D

BarryMac
01-15-2005, 03:11 PM
Everyone knows I'm married!!!! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_118v.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US') It only says Mrs. on the avatar..........
But you could still flirt......... the hubby says " no touching " http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_29_104.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')
Damn, I didn't know you were married either... :frown: :frown: :devil: :rollside:

Jbb
01-15-2005, 03:13 PM
Nope ...not buying it........You thought Hooter sled said....."stand up"... :D

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 03:33 PM
Damn, I didn't know you were married either... :frown: :frown: :devil: :rollside:
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_5_106.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US') Good way to save your as$.... :D

BarryMac
01-15-2005, 03:34 PM
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_5_106.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US') Good way to save your as$.... :D
Just kidding Mr. Hooter Sled...
please don't kick mt ass... :D :D :D

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 03:34 PM
1 foot lower and the pictures would have been taken down for sure.........( . )( . )........Tell her to practice with her aim......... :p
Just like you her name is'nt her it's a him..... Drew :hammerhea :D He even has long hair like you :D

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 03:36 PM
Just kidding Mr. Hooter Sled...
please don't kick mt ass... :D :D :D
But I thought you might like it rough :D :devil: :D

Tom Brown
01-15-2005, 03:38 PM
...now your a freaking pedafile??? :rollside:
Not anymore. I seem to have misunderstood the story. I thought that was Mrs. HS. I think I'll delete the original post now. :D

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 03:38 PM
Nice Brown, now your a freaking pedafile??? :rollside:
EEEWWWWWW!!!!! :( :sqeyes: :D

HCS
01-15-2005, 03:39 PM
It's nothing that can't be covered up with a little semen. :cool:
Sorry, Mrs. Hooter Sled. :D
I hope it gets better soon. :)
You think that will help take some of the swelling down. :D

BarryMac
01-15-2005, 03:41 PM
Not anymore. I seem to have misunderstood the story. I thought that was Mrs. HS. I think I'll delete the original post now. :D
Took mine down too, your not a pedafile, your just a freaking pervert. That's cool... :D

Kim Hanson
01-15-2005, 03:49 PM
Just like you her name is'nt her it's a him..... Drew :hammerhea :D He even has long hair like you :D
Im so sorry about that and long hair is cool..........shiner makes you look even meaner :D I guess I shouldn't have changed the first one to her. Im sure Drew will forgive me...........( . )( . ).......One long hair to another :D

LHC30Victory
01-15-2005, 03:51 PM
If you're gonna play baseball, there is one thing you need to know:
DUCK !

Daytona100
01-15-2005, 03:54 PM
Reminds me of when I was teaching my daughter to hit the ball. I tossed her one underhanded and she hit a perfect line drive right to my crotch. I hit the ground and she busts a gut laughing her ass off. :eek: :eek:

Tom Brown
01-15-2005, 04:05 PM
...everyone looks at me like my man beats me....LOL :boxingguy
If you've been thinking of sueing for divorce, this is the perfect time.

my olds
01-15-2005, 04:06 PM
Ouch thats gotta hurt, about your comment on the fact tht everyone now looks at you like your husband beats you, I willl add my story, my wife had 3 back surgeries last year 2004. We were in walmart and she was in a body cast, these old people kept staring at her, i noticed this and looked at them and said thats what happens when she dont STFU, I thought they were gonna call the cops, it was really funny, although she was pissed :)
On a side note he hit the ball

Kim Hanson
01-15-2005, 04:08 PM
I'll let her tell the story.............Honey????
Last night:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/385000_0101-med.JPG
Today:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/385000_0103-med.JPG
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/385000_0102-med.JPG
I told her it looked like she put her eye shadow on the wrong side. :D
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_42.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_18.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_4_121.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')
Okay, this is all screwed up..didn't you say her?.........( . )( . )......... :wink:

JackieV
01-15-2005, 04:21 PM
WOW! So that's the story about your eye. Glad your okay though. ;)
Well I haven't been on the boards all day because I got into a fight with my 16 year old bad ass sister this morning :boxingguy . I hope I gave her a shinner! Little Biatch deserved it after she tried to sucker punch BIG sister (ME). She knows now never to F*CK with me :devil: especially when I have two baby bottles in my hands and I've been up all night with a baby that has a fever. To many chips on her sholder!
ANYHOW! I guess I am still angry. Take care of that eye Mrs. Hooter-Sled! And hope it gets better soon. OUCH! :redface:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 04:40 PM
Im so sorry about that and long hair is cool..........shiner makes you look even meaner :D I guess I shouldn't have changed the first one to her. Im sure Drew will forgive me...........( . )( . ).......One long hair to another :D
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_29_108.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US') He gets it all the time............

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 04:41 PM
Not anymore. I seem to have misunderstood the story. I thought that was Mrs. HS. I think I'll delete the original post now. :D
That is Mrs. HS in the pic......... Did you guys think it was Drew????

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 04:42 PM
If you've been thinking of sueing for divorce, this is the perfect time.
LMAO....... Do you think I would get the boat???? :eek:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 04:43 PM
Reminds me of when I was teaching my daughter to hit the ball. I tossed her one underhanded and she hit a perfect line drive right to my crotch. I hit the ground and she busts a gut laughing her ass off. :eek: :eek:
That's what my kids and husband did....... then they asked me if I was alright!!! Go figure??!!!

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 04:46 PM
WOW! So that's the story about your eye. Glad your okay though. ;)
Well I haven't been on the boards all day because I got into a fight with my 16 year old bad ass sister this morning :boxingguy . I hope I gave her a shinner! Little Biatch deserved it after she tried to sucker punch BIG sister (ME). She knows now never to F*CK with me :devil: especially when I have two baby bottles in my hands and I've been up all night with a baby that has a fever. To many chips on her sholder!
ANYHOW! I guess I am still angry. Take care of that eye Mrs. Hooter-Sled! And hope it gets better soon. OUCH! :redface:
We'll I'm guessing you had a bad night last night??? I hope the baby feels better today :D So did you swing those bottles like nungchucks (sp) at her??? LOL

BarryMac
01-15-2005, 04:52 PM
That is Mrs. HS in the pic......... Did you guys think it was Drew????
HMMM, stupid me, I thought it was your son...

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 04:57 PM
HMMM, stupid me, I thought it was your son...
NOPE, my son is the one who hit the ball into my eye :messedup: http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_9_133.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')

BarryMac
01-15-2005, 05:01 PM
NOPE, my son is the one who hit the ball into my eye :messedup: http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_9_133.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')
Ohhh, now I feel really stupid, I called Tom Brown a pedafile because of his comment, I think I owe him an apology...
That's also why I mentioned making up a story for your son to tell at school about the shiner...

JackieV
01-15-2005, 05:03 PM
We'll I'm guessing you had a bad night last night??? I hope the baby feels better today :D So did you swing those bottles like nungchucks (sp) at her??? LOL
LOL :D ! I used only one on her right eye.
I have never hit either of my sisters in all the arguments we've had. But this lil girl has a HUGE chip on her sholder and no regard to anyone. She was pissed cause her lil boyfriend was trying to break it off w/ her last night (you should of heard her screaming at the top of her lungs for him like someone was stabbing her). So this morning she was still mad and he was out side at 7am talking to her. Last night she was threatning him that she would kill herself if he did. She's a freaken idiot and drama queen if I've ever met one. She started at the mouth this morning with me :eat: and I went up to her and asked if she had a problem, let's talk about it... she pushed me out of the way and kept at the mouth. I started up the stairs to give the baby her bottles and she got real brave with the mouth. So I came down the stairs and got in her face as we both were yelling. She told my mother to check me and pushed me then went for my face...but she got the baby bottle in hers :hammer2: . OF COURSE then my mother and middle sister pulled her back and she went running into the kitchen. I haven't seen her since...my parents as they ALWAYS do, took her out to eat and shopping and even dropped her off at her boyfriends. I guess they believed her sorry ass story of how she is ALWAYS a victim.

ratso
01-15-2005, 05:03 PM
WOW! So that's the story about your eye. Glad your okay though. ;)
Well I haven't been on the boards all day because I got into a fight with my 16 year old bad ass sister this morning :boxingguy . I hope I gave her a shinner! Little Biatch deserved it after she tried to sucker punch BIG sister (ME). She knows now never to F*CK with me :devil: especially when I have two baby bottles in my hands and I've been up all night with a baby that has a fever. To many chips on her sholder!
ANYHOW! I guess I am still angry. Take care of that eye Mrs. Hooter-Sled! And hope it gets better soon. OUCH! :redface:
Fiesty women give me wood.

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 05:21 PM
LOL :D ! I used only one on her right eye.
I have never hit either of my sisters in all the arguments we've had. But this lil girl has a HUGE chip on her sholder and no regard to anyone. She was pissed cause her lil boyfriend was trying to break it off w/ her last night (you should of heard her screaming at the top of her lungs for him like someone was stabbing her). So this morning she was still mad and he was out side at 7am talking to her. Last night she was threatning him that she would kill herself if he did. She's a freaken idiot and drama queen if I've ever met one. She started at the mouth this morning with me :eat: and I went up to her and asked if she had a problem, let's talk about it... she pushed me out of the way and kept at the mouth. I started up the stairs to give the baby her bottles and she got real brave with the mouth. So I came down the stairs and got in her face as we both were yelling. She told my mother to check me and pushed me then went for my face...but she got the baby bottle in hers :hammer2: . OF COURSE then my mother and middle sister pulled her back and she went running into the kitchen. I haven't seen her since...my parents as they ALWAYS do, took her out to eat and shopping and even dropped her off at her boyfriends. I guess they believed her sorry ass story of how she is ALWAYS a victim.
Oh my goodness!!!! I wish I had some popcorn for that one!!!! Try to let me know ahead of time next time ........so I could make it a Pay Per View....http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/5/5_8_5.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/18/18_2_100v.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_13_3.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_13_3.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 05:22 PM
Ohhh, now I feel really stupid, I called Tom Brown a pedafile because of his comment, I think I owe him an apology...
That's also why I mentioned making up a story for your son to tell at school about the shiner...
I'm sure they would still think it's cool to give mom a shiner and not get in trouble for it :devil: :p

Mrs.Racer277
01-15-2005, 05:35 PM
Ouch Mrs. HS that hurts. Hope you feel better soon. :)

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 05:37 PM
Ouch Mrs. HS that hurts. Hope you feel better soon. :)
Thanx... I feel OK it just hurts to smile to big... :cry: :)

atomickitn
01-15-2005, 07:13 PM
Thanx... I feel OK it just hurts to smile to big... :cry: :)
well at least it waseht in the boobies....are you smilen yet

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 08:35 PM
well at least it waseht in the boobies....are you smilen yet
OUCH !!! that hurt................. :cry:

JackieV
01-15-2005, 09:52 PM
Oh my goodness!!!! I wish I had some popcorn for that one!!!! Try to let me know ahead of time next time ........so I could make it a Pay Per View....http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/5/5_8_5.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/18/18_2_100v.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_13_3.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_13_3.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')
LOL, LMAO!!! No sh*t I know, I should give you the heads up before it happens :hammerhea , I'll give you ring side seats. We are at Art's moms house now for the night...need a break from all that drama at my mothers house. Thanks I needed the laugh, you come up with the funniest icons to go with what you say! SILLY! :rollside:

Tom Brown
01-15-2005, 09:58 PM
I think I owe him an apology...
Don't be gay.
LMAO....... Do you think I would get the boat???? :eek:
I think you could get the gun collection.

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 10:32 PM
LOL, LMAO!!! No sh*t I know, I should give you the heads up before it happens :hammerhea , I'll give you ring side seats. We are at Art's moms house now for the night...need a break from all that drama at my mothers house. Thanks I needed the laugh, you come up with the funniest icons to go with what you say! SILLY! :rollside:
Glad to be of service http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_15_4.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US') Hope your nerves relax tonight!!! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_5_134.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')

JustMVG
01-15-2005, 10:38 PM
WOW, Mrs. H that had to hurt, i know i would have been laughing at the silliness of it all if it had happened to me. Hope you're doing alright and heal up quick. MikeVG

Squirtin Thunder
01-15-2005, 10:41 PM
LOL :D ! I used only one on her right eye.
I have never hit either of my sisters in all the arguments we've had. But this lil girl has a HUGE chip on her sholder and no regard to anyone. She was pissed cause her lil boyfriend was trying to break it off w/ her last night (you should of heard her screaming at the top of her lungs for him like someone was stabbing her). So this morning she was still mad and he was out side at 7am talking to her. Last night she was threatning him that she would kill herself if he did. She's a freaken idiot and drama queen if I've ever met one. She started at the mouth this morning with me :eat: and I went up to her and asked if she had a problem, let's talk about it... she pushed me out of the way and kept at the mouth. I started up the stairs to give the baby her bottles and she got real brave with the mouth. So I came down the stairs and got in her face as we both were yelling. She told my mother to check me and pushed me then went for my face...but she got the baby bottle in hers :hammer2: . OF COURSE then my mother and middle sister pulled her back and she went running into the kitchen. I haven't seen her since...my parents as they ALWAYS do, took her out to eat and shopping and even dropped her off at her boyfriends. I guess they believed her sorry ass story of how she is ALWAYS a victim.
That sure sounds like my little sister !!!
Jim

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 10:42 PM
WOW, Mrs. H that had to hurt, i know i would have been laughing at the silliness of it all if it had happened to me. Hope you're doing alright and heal up quick. MikeVG
Thanx....... I'm doing good, looks nasty but I'm kick-n it!! It was pretty funny.
Even today I've caught sh*t from every one I know!! ( FOCKERS ) LOL

Squirtin Thunder
01-15-2005, 10:43 PM
NOPE, my son is the one who hit the ball into my eye :messedup: http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_9_133.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')
I am sorry for getting you in troble with the Mr Hooter.
Jim

JustMVG
01-15-2005, 10:44 PM
Thanx....... I'm doing good, looks nasty but I'm kick-n it!! It was pretty funny.
Even today I've caught sh*t from every one I know!! ( FOCKERS ) LOL
Why do folks give you a ration of Shiite when something like that happens, where's the Love!!! :D

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 10:46 PM
That sure sounds like my little sister !!!
Jim
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_4_111.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US').... Thats it???? Well, I never??!!!!!

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 10:48 PM
Why do folks give you a ration of Shiite when something like that happens, where's the Love!!! :D
Everyone thought I got in a fight.... my friends gave me every nick name in the book...Even my kids and hubby gave me shit!!!! But hay, I'm obviously a tough chick!!!!http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_5_121.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')

Squirtin Thunder
01-15-2005, 10:50 PM
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_4_111.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US').... Thats it???? Well, I never??!!!!!
Now I am sitting here crying like a baby !!!!
She doesn't love me anymore !!!

JustMVG
01-15-2005, 10:50 PM
Yup sure looks like ya are!!! Take care!!
MikeVG

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 10:51 PM
I am sorry for getting you in troble with the Mr Hooter.
Jim
See what flirting can lead to..................... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_15_11.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US') LOL

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 10:54 PM
Now I am sitting here crying like a baby !!!!
She doesn't love me anymore !!!
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_28_121.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US') http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_5_1.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US') Feel better now???

JustMVG
01-15-2005, 10:54 PM
So Much For a Flirt dont hurt Eh!!?

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 11:00 PM
So Much For a Flirt dont hurt Eh!!?
Aww come on now......... I'm gentle!!!

Squirtin Thunder
01-15-2005, 11:06 PM
See what flirting can lead to..................... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_15_11.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US') LOL
You are the best !!!

Squirtin Thunder
01-15-2005, 11:07 PM
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_28_121.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US') http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_5_1.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US') Feel better now???
I now I should have stopped when I was on my way home, Dammmmmmmm !!!!!

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-15-2005, 11:12 PM
I now I should have stopped when I was on my way home, Dammmmmmmm !!!!!
See you should always go with your first instinct... :D

rrrr
01-16-2005, 12:06 AM
It hurt pretty bad for a bit and now everyone looks at me like my man beats me....LOL :boxingguy
Hey Mrs. HOOTER SLED, a few years ago my wife went to the dentist and the work he did made the left side of her face totally bruised, a real nice purple/red/yellow mess.
This happened a couple of days before Valentine's Day, and on the 14th I took her to dinner at a nice Italian restaurant. When we were leaving, we had to pass the crowd of people waiting for tables, and I just couldn't resist the opportunity her terribly bruised face presented.
As we started to make our way through the crowd, I grabbed her arm and jerked it, growling "C'mon godammit, let's go".
All of the people waiting in line were horrified, and it was all I could do to keep from laughing until we got outside. Fonda whacked me over the head with her purse, "you jackass, I can't believe you did that...."
:D :D

HOOTER SLED-
01-16-2005, 12:09 AM
Sometimes, you gotta slap a HO!!!! :D :D

team 933
01-16-2005, 12:29 AM
Too Bad....move

Kilrtoy
01-16-2005, 12:46 AM
It hurt pretty bad for a bit and now everyone looks at me like my man beats me....LOL
I wont beat you, Just love you

HOOTER SLED-
01-16-2005, 12:55 AM
It hurt pretty bad for a bit and now everyone looks at me like my man beats me....LOL
I wont beat you, Just love you
Awwwwwwwwww. Snuggles. :D

Debbolas
01-16-2005, 02:30 PM
OUCH!!
That looks painful..............did I ever tell you about the time Scream Junior swung the golf club (Ahhell was there, in fact it was at his place) and hit Scream in the forehead with the club! :D SMACK!!!
Too funny, I should have taken pictures, lol :D
Hope you feel better! Our son went to catch a fly ball, and caught it with his cheek instead. Ouch! That took awhile to go away....

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-16-2005, 02:40 PM
OUCH!!
That looks painful..............did I ever tell you about the time Scream Junior swung the golf club (Ahhell was there, in fact it was at his place) and hit Scream in the forehead with the club! :D SMACK!!!
Too funny, I should have taken pictures, lol :D
Hope you feel better! Our son went to catch a fly ball, and caught it with his cheek instead. Ouch! That took awhile to go away....
OM Goodness.......Those would have been some funny pictures!!!!
Last year Christian ( my oldest son ) Hit a ball super hard it bounced on the ground and hit the pitcher in the face we thought his teeth were defenitly gone. When he got off the ground his face was huge by his eye and nose and the ambulance had to take him away!!! We ran into him after the game at a restraunt and his eye was prac. closed and very black. My son felt so bad he went over to his table to apolgise to him... It was very sweet.

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-16-2005, 02:42 PM
Hey Mrs. HOOTER SLED, a few years ago my wife went to the dentist and the work he did made the left side of her face totally bruised, a real nice purple/red/yellow mess.
This happened a couple of days before Valentine's Day, and on the 14th I took her to dinner at a nice Italian restaurant. When we were leaving, we had to pass the crowd of people waiting for tables, and I just couldn't resist the opportunity her terribly bruised face presented.
As we started to make our way through the crowd, I grabbed her arm and jerked it, growling "C'mon godammit, let's go".
All of the people waiting in line were horrified, and it was all I could do to keep from laughing until we got outside. Fonda whacked me over the head with her purse, "you jackass, I can't believe you did that...."
:D :D
That would of been some funny sh*t.... I probally would of hit my hubby too, but would of been laughing by the time we got to the car!!!! :D :D

Debbolas
01-16-2005, 02:42 PM
Is it summer yet?
Can we go to the river yet?
;) :hammer2:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-16-2005, 02:43 PM
It hurt pretty bad for a bit and now everyone looks at me like my man beats me....LOL
I wont beat you, Just love you
What a differnce a black eye makes!! :D :D

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-16-2005, 03:10 PM
You guys should see it today.........
I feel pretty.....oh so pretty!!!

RiverKitty
01-16-2005, 03:24 PM
....are you sure you didn't tell him to keep his ball on your eye??? :idea: :D :p

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-16-2005, 05:34 PM
....are you sure you didn't tell him to keep his ball on your eye??? :idea: :D :p
Maybe thats what he thought I said???? Hmmmmm :hammer2:

BarryMac
01-16-2005, 05:56 PM
Maybe thats what he thought I said???? Hmmmmm :hammer2:
He should have yelled "DUCK"...