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OGShocker
01-19-2005, 06:51 AM
Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the
beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this
would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, the
Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician
exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy
his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and
poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon
after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the
Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if
applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests
had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.
Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote
for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for
the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous
and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually
relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the
Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession
now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and,
knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this
matter to the King, shooed him away with no payment made.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's shorts.
The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay Your Bills

Keithb87
01-19-2005, 06:58 AM
Funny Story... :D
and you're a JACK ASS :D

BarryMac
01-19-2005, 07:11 AM
That's a funny one, thanks for the laugh... :D

Huckleberry
01-19-2005, 07:16 AM
:d :d :d

Huckleberry
01-19-2005, 07:17 AM
Good one! :D

FMluvswater
01-19-2005, 11:21 AM
LOL! :D That's not like the fairytales I read as a kid. :supp: :D

Desert Rat
01-19-2005, 11:42 AM
I don't care who you are that there is funny! :D