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H20Advantage
01-19-2005, 08:13 PM
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula,GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.
Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?'
"He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said,"
"A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?'"

Tahiti350
01-19-2005, 08:24 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!! That is funny.:rollside: :D

Badger301
01-19-2005, 08:53 PM
Now this is comedy

Dr. Eagle
01-19-2005, 08:54 PM
That's friggin hilarious...

Kilrtoy
01-19-2005, 09:15 PM
Good answer

upsman105
01-19-2005, 09:24 PM
she should have let him go. after an answer like that.

tamalewagon
01-19-2005, 09:51 PM
That is just classic. :D

Boy Named Sue
01-19-2005, 10:09 PM
I hope Pat was wearing a condom. Those pumpkin seeds have that sharp little tip that can scratch you up somethin fierce. I've said too much.

Dr. Eagle
01-19-2005, 10:28 PM
I hope Pat was wearing a condom. Those pumpkin seeds have that sharp little tip that can scratch you up somethin fierce. I've said too much.
NOT spoken from experience, of course... :)

AirtimeLavey
01-19-2005, 11:08 PM
Can the officer prove that the pumpkin wasn't a hot babe, earlier? :notam:

cheyenne tunnel
01-19-2005, 11:24 PM
A pumpkin ? :sqeyes:

EricPhilbin
01-19-2005, 11:42 PM
Does this guy really deserve to get arrested? Is this really a crime. In daylight, maybe...