Nutritional value of cum

[FMluvswater]

I always wondered too and now I know! :cool:
Hi Alice,
Today a girlfriend and I were discussing the nutritional value of sperm. While performing oral sex, if you swallow, I was told that it is very high in protein. However, I was also informed that it is very high in calories. This may seem like a weird question, but I would like to know what nutritional benefits are involved when "swallowing" and how many approximate calories are in a man's ejaculation? Thank you for your help in this matter.
P
Dear P,
A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:
* Fructose sugar
* Water
* Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
* Citric acid
* Enzymes
* Protein
* Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
* Zinc
Can swallowing semen enrich a poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine.
Alice
Source: http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1585.html

[Mandelon]

But is it good for your skin? :devil: The skin on your chin???

[Badger301]

Didnt even mention the good complexion

[fourspeednup]

Well thank you for clearing that up for me FM :rollside:

[FMluvswater]

But is it good for your skin? :devil: The skin on your chin???
Go ask Alice? :D :idea:

[Infomaniac]

Well Fido Mom
I might help you out if you want to go on a strict diet for a couple of weeks and test the results.
In the name of science.

[FMluvswater]

Well thank you for clearing that up for me FM :rollside:
I was looking up "nutritional value" +high in Google and that was one of the results, lol. :D
Anybody know a good source for finding out nutritional and vitamin content in foods? :idea:

[FMluvswater]

Well Fido Mom
I might help you out if you want to go on a strict diet for a couple of weeks and test the results.
In the name of science.
Sure HON. Lemme speak at your wife first make sure she approves of your experiment! :p :wink: :D

[EricPhilbin]

As told by Daniel Amen MD, in Mens Health Magazine:
"Prostaglandis, fatty acids found in semen, are absorbed by the vagina and may have a role in modulating female hormones and moods. Women who perform oral sex on their mates are less likely to suffer from preeclampsia, a condition that causes a dangerous spike in women's blood pressure during pregnancy. Plus, sperm carries TGFbeta, a moecule that can boost the activities of her natural killer cells, which attack the rogue cells that give rise to tumers."
Go ahead guys, print this out and post it on the fridge. :idea: :idea: :D :D

[Kim Hanson]

I vote all women should swallow........( . )( . )...We are doing them good :D :D

[Tom Brown]

You rock, FM. :D

[1h20lowrider]

Always remember its also good for womans hair .........GEL IT UP!

[JetBoatRich]

FM sounds like you and your friends have interesting conversations :rolleyes:

[Tom Brown]

FM sounds like you and your friends have interesting conversations :rolleyes:
She seems to have fallen in with the wrong crowd. :(

[Jordy]

I swallow........( . )( . )... :D :D
:sqeyes: :sqeyes: :sqeyes: :D

[FMluvswater]

FM sounds like you and your friends have interesting conversations :rolleyes:
JBR while my friends and I have had discussions quite similar to the letter above I cannot claim authorship of that letter ... but I was quite pleased to finally get the low down on ... well ... the value of going down! :D
BTW Tom - while it's true that the crowd I've fallen in with "ain't right" any more than I am ... they are in no way "wrong" either. :wink: :D (I liked your other reply better :p :D )

[ROZ]

Damn the cover has been blown(pardon the pun), once the wife finds out I been lying to her about it having nutritional value , I'll have to get a girlfriend :D

[FMluvswater]

Damn the cover has been blown(pardon the pun), once the wife finds out I been lying to her about it having nutritional value , I'll have to get a girlfriend :D
Don't be hasty, now! Alice said it isn't substitute for a "poor diet" but look closely ... :idea: it does has nutritive content ... snack potential for those with a good diet? :D LOL!

[RiverOtter]

FM = Always full of surprises :jawdrop:

[spectratoad]

Look at all the health benefits of swallowing ladies???? See us men are such giving creatures. :wink:

[a catered life]

all bs aside any women that reasearches the nutritionional value of this and has conversations with the friends must give good h@@@ :D :jawdrop: so screw all the info lets meet tonight for some ......you know......research :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

Could someone please delete this thread before the hubby reads it. He does not any further proof of what he has been telling me for years. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :wink: :wink:

[Raisin Wake]

I was looking up "nutritional value" +high in Google and that was one of the results, lol. :D
Anybody know a good source for finding out nutritional and vitamin content in foods? :idea:
www.dietfacts.com (http://www.dietfacts.com)

[HammerDown]

" Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, "
I seen this once in a movie...even me the king of porn became nauseous.
Poor girl looked like she stuck her head in a barrel of donut glazing. :D
FM I never thought you would pull this one out of your hat...you ain't right!
PS. I like to call my man goo...Jit

[dmontzsta]

I felt like a freak when I saw the average was a teaspoon, but then read on and noticed age. Geez...a teaspoon is weak stuff. :D I hope I never get that old.

[ratso]

Ladies...how do you know if your man has too much protein in his diet???
Answer...You have to chew before you swallow.

[HammerDown]

I felt like a freak when I saw the average was a teaspoon, but then read on and noticed age. Geez...a teaspoon is weak stuff. :D I hope I never get that old.
True...at times I could power wash my deck outside. And other times I couldn't snuff out a candle. :D

[bunny 166]

True...at times I could power wash my deck outside. And other times I couldn't snuff out a candle. :D
Mr. Moderator, you just made me spit orange juice all over my desk...!!!!! That is sooooooo funny! LMAO!!!!!! :D :D

[dmontzsta]

True...at times I could power wash my deck outside. And other times I couldn't snuff out a candle. :D
LMFAO, good one! :D

[a catered life]

" Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, "
I seen this once in a movie...even me the king of porn became nauseous.
Poor girl looked like she stuck her head in a barrel of donut glazing. :D
FM I never thought you would pull this one out of your hat...you ain't right!
PS. I like to call my man goo...Jit
key word :( "gulping" lmao

[Mandelon]

Mr. Moderator, you just made me spit orange juice all over my desk...!!!!! That is sooooooo funny! LMAO!!!!!! :D :D
You sure that was orange juice? :D

[hoolign]

Go ask Alice? :D :idea:
How bout ya bring Alice over when I get out of the bush!, I'm sure I can fill enough teaspoons for you two to have a bath in :p :D I'll just start in on the pinapple juice about 4 days before I get outta here...how that for conciencious!!!

[HammerDown]

Mr. Moderator, you just made me spit orange juice all over my desk...!!!!! That is sooooooo funny! LMAO!!!!!! :D :D
With my best Elvis voice...thank you...thank you very much. :D

[FMluvswater]

all bs aside any women that reasearches the nutritionional value of this and has conversations with the friends must give good h@@@ :D :jawdrop: so screw all the info lets meet tonight for some ......you know......research :D
That's quite the jump in logic. :D All I know is I never heard any complaints and I do happen to like it under certain conditions. Research? I've often wondered just how far a man would go for that! :D You coming to Vancouver are you? :D
That'd be a roll of the dice. :wink:

[FMluvswater]

www.dietfacts.com (http://www.dietfacts.com)
Thank-you (profusely is implied). :cool:

[HammerDown]

and I do happen to like it under certain conditions.
Banging head with :hammer2: ...then entering cold shower.
FMmmmmmm...you ain't right...and thank goodness. :p

[FMluvswater]

" Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, "
I seen this once in a movie...even me the king of porn became nauseous.
Poor girl looked like she stuck her head in a barrel of donut glazing. :D
FM I never thought you would pull this one out of your hat...you ain't right!
PS. I like to call my man goo...Jit
Course I ain't right ... that's why I'm your favorite! :wink: :D
Jit, eh? :idea: Uh-huh. Duly noted.
BTW How are you, HammerDown? Hope things are going smoothly in every aspect of your life. :)
Your http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/FMluvswaterbabe/HDforever.gif forever :D ,

[FMluvswater]

How bout ya bring Alice over when I get out of the bush!, I'm sure I can fill enough teaspoons for you two to have a bath in :p :D I'll just start in on the pinapple juice about 4 days before I get outta here...how that for conciencious!!!
Pineapple juice? :D You're a good man hoolign. :cool: If she ever decides not to get an earful she's a lucky woman. :D

[FMluvswater]

Banging head with :hammer2: ...then entering cold shower.
FMmmmmmm...you ain't right...and thank goodness. :p
LMAO! See? I knew this "ain't right" thing was not a negative in your opinion!!! :D :cool:
Your http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/FMluvswaterbabe/HDforever.gif forever :D ,

[hoolign]

Pineapple juice? :D You're a good man hoolign. :cool: If she ever decides not to get an earful she's a lucky woman. :D
There ya go again..provin why I like you, good girls suck..great girls swallow
:D

[FMluvswater]

There ya go again..provin why I like you, good girls suck..great girls swallow
:D
:D Thanks hoolign.

[lucky]

muscle and fitness once posted an artical about flavoring your semen for your lover - said eat alot of pineapple and strawberry's ... ain't that sweet ! :D see ladies - us men do care

[hoolign]

muscle and fitness once posted an artical about flavoring your semen for your lover - said eat alot of pineapple and strawberry's ... ain't that sweet ! :D see ladies - us men do care
Hey FM...want a pina colada?? :D :p

[FMluvswater]

Hey FM...want a pina colada?? :D :p
:D :D :D I haven't had one in years. :eek: