The Pink Whorenate

[MAXIMUS]

Well amigos as some of you may or may not know, I was asked by a fellow boardsman to take the drivers seat of the sTinky pink cj boat of the world famous "LIL Rick" & represent at parker... After 4 hrs of surgery last night & a few new billet pieces, I believe we will be setting a new comp jet speed record! We are going to try for 71 mph... I will post results monday! For now my bitches keep your hands out of your pants & remain standing. I am leaving this morning & will return with some trophys n shit.... :devil:

[uclahater]

Well amigos as some of you may or may not know, I was asked by a fellow boardsman to take the drivers seat of the sTinky pink cj boat of the world famous "LIL Rick" & represent at parker... After 4 hrs of surgery last night & a few new billet pieces, I believe we will be setting a new comp jet speed record! We are going to try for 71 mph... I will post results monday! For now my bitches keep your hands out of your pants & remain standing. I am leaving this morning & will return with some trophys n shit.... :devil:
I've decided to enter the race with my sea doo :idea: :rolleyes: IM thinkin I'll be able to get past squirtin thunder, and maybe you if you dont run me over, and over, and over again :idea: :rollside:

[lilrick]

good luck BUDDY!!!!

[dmontzsta]

What the heck Ben? you are supposed to take steps forward, not backwards! :)
I am with Jim, I have an old stand-up 550 Kawi jet ski in the backyard, time to fill her up and hit the track. :crossx:

[lucky]

I've decided to enter the race with my sea doo :idea: :rolleyes: IM thinkin I'll be able to get past squirtin thunder, and maybe you if you dont run me over, and over, and over again :idea: :rollside:
so - your going to start the race before eveyone else ? :p

[Roland the Fisherman]

I'm thinking rubber ducky, flippers, nose plug and goggles (for runn'n down those water splash'n pieces of shit from behind) and a few applications of Berry Bonds "clear" should get me on the jet boat fag podium.

[V-DRIVE VIDEO]

Well amigos as some of you may or may not know, I was asked by a fellow boardsman to take the drivers seat of the sTinky pink cj boat of the world famous "LIL Rick" & represent at parker... After 4 hrs of surgery last night & a few new billet pieces, I believe we will be setting a new comp jet speed record! We are going to try for 71 mph... I will post results monday! For now my bitches keep your hands out of your pants & remain standing. I am leaving this morning & will return with some trophys n shit.... :devil:
How much headstart are they giving you? :rollside:

[MAXIMUS]

How much headstart are they giving you? :rollside:
What is it with you and "head"??? :rolleyes:

[MAXIMUS]

And besides squirten thunder is going to be tough to beat this season... He is stepping up his hp! :)

[uclahater]

so - your going to start the race before eveyone else ? :p
My sea do does 55 ST ran 61 at the last race, so IM figuren I could make that up in the turns :rollside: :rolleyes: :rollside:

[lucky]

My sea do does 55 ST ran 61 at the last race, so IM figuren I could make that up in the turns :rollside: :rolleyes: :rollside:
hell - if you put nut swinger on it you will pull 5mph on the straights do to areo dynamics and power to wt ratio :crossx:

[460 jus getn it]

Fags.........................

[Jordy]

And besides squirten thunder is going to be tough to beat this season... He is stepping up his hp! :)
You can have all the HP in the world but it doesn't matter if the POS Ford won't stay together for the entire race. On the bright side though, I did see 4 entries, 2 being CBR boats. Almost guaranteed a spot on the podium. :D :D :D

[uclahater]

hell - if you put nut swinger on it you will pull 5mph on the straights do to areo dynamics and power to wt ratio :crossx:
I though Roland wasnt going :p :cry:

[lucky]

I though Roland wasnt going :p :cry:
is he child sitting , so you can spend a day with the MRS. -- he is a good guy :)

[uclahater]

is he child sitting , so you can spend a day with the MRS. -- he is a good guy :)
IM actually going to help Maxi with his wife this weekend :crossx: :crossx:

[Biglue]

IM actually going to help Maxi with his wife this weekend :crossx: :crossx:
What's she going to do for the 1 other day 23 hours and 58 minutes? :crossx:

[Rexone]

Good luck Maxi, I'm assuming the Plan B cheerleaders will be traveling with you.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/732Sheep-med.jpg

[lilrick]

Good luck Maxi, I'm assuming the Plan B cheerleaders will be traveling with you.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/732Sheep-med.jpg
he's gonna win me all that contingency stuff from Rex marine!!!

[dmontzsta]

It is like we are gearing up to watch the special olympics, pathetic!

[Kim Hanson]

It is like we are gearing up to watch the special olympics, pathetic!
Its in your back yard, shiat :p I thought it was at the Lake.........( . )( . ).......... :p

[V-DRIVE VIDEO]

What is it with you and "head"??? :rolleyes:
You gave it sooo well I broke up with lucky. :notam:

[lucky]

Good luck Maxi, I'm assuming the Plan B cheerleaders will be traveling with you.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/732Sheep-med.jpg
no , I,m stuck in nor cal

[lucky]

You gave it sooo well I broke up with lucky. :notam:
i was wondering why my rash went away :rolleyes:

[lilrick]

It is like we are gearing up to watch the special olympics, pathetic!
YOu're "queering up" for a night at the "rainbow room" ,while everybody you're talking shit to is actually racing.....fag!

[superdave013]

YOu're "queering up" for a night at the "rainbow room" ,while everybody you're talking shit to is actually racing.....fag!
He can't go racing until the new the V-DRIVE VIDEO / dmontzsta sex tape is done. lol

[dmontzsta]

He can't go racing until the new the V-DRIVE VIDEO / dmontzsta sex tape is done. lol
Go plumb lilricks ass, hose boy!
:crossx: :)

[Rexone]

no , I,m stuck in nor cal
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/732Sheep-med.jpg
So that's you on the left huh, the one with the "big brown nose". Been sniffing the lawn a little excessively I guess.

[lucky]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/732Sheep-med.jpg
So that's you on the left huh, the one with the "big brown nose". Been sniffing the lawn a little excessively I guess.
yea thats me - is that you with the beady lil eyes and the short pecker ?? I know you been looking at me funny ----

[Rexone]

yea thats me - is that you with the beady lil eyes and the short pecker ?? I know you been looking at me funny ----
http://www.***boat.com/forums/customavatars/avatar3721_13.gif
You'd be well advised to leave my little pecker alone Lucky. You could lose a hand trying to touch my pecker.

[lilrick]

thanks Ben!!! I could not have done as well without your hard work and motivation to make hardware changes!! You are the man! thanks!

[dmontzsta]

So out of the jets who won what?

[MAXIMUS]

Code Blue sweept.... Lil rick 2nd & Terry 3rd do to going for a swim in the last race. Good times by all! Hater my wife was glowing after you escorted her to the ladies room??? wtf I asked her & she replied ohhh huney he is such a nice friend??? :squiggle: I am so unneeded now... :(

[uclahater]

Code Blue sweept.... Lil rick 2nd & Terry 3rd do to going for a swim in the last race. Good times by all! Hater my wife was glowing after you escorted her to the ladies room??? wtf I asked her & she replied ohhh huney he is such a nice friend??? :squiggle: I am so unneeded now... :(
Just taken one for the team bud. Its all about you, and I in a Cracker Box in Burley :crossx:

[MAXIMUS]

Just taken one for the team bud. Its all about you, and I in a Cracker Box in Burley :crossx:
Yea and a box of depends... :rolleyes: :cry:

[V-DRIVE VIDEO]

He can't go racing until the new the V-DRIVE VIDEO / dmontzsta sex tape is done. lol
I just got your oder Dave, it'll go out tomorrow... ;)

[Biglue]

He can't go racing until the new the V-DRIVE VIDEO / dmontzsta sex tape is done. lol
Who wasted their time on filming that? Like there's no one here that hasn't nailed his ass. It's not like he's Pamela Anderson or some shit. :)