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BoatFloating
01-24-2005, 07:00 PM
A woman is in a coma...
and the nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing the woman's "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor each time* *she* *touches her... One of the nurses informs the husband who is waiting in the hallway and says to him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe oral sex will bring her out of the coma." The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agrees and goes into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman "flat lines".
The nurses and a doctor quickly respond to the room and are able to restart the woman's heart. One of the nurses turns to the husband and asks, "What happened?" The husband replies, "I think she choked!"

Kilrtoy
01-24-2005, 07:08 PM
LOL, she choked, LOL :D

Havasu Hangin'
01-24-2005, 07:12 PM
:D :D :D

mbrown2
01-24-2005, 07:16 PM
Lmao...

hot_diggity_dog
01-24-2005, 07:23 PM
:p :rollside: :rollside: :D :D LOL
HDD :cool:

LHC30Victory
01-24-2005, 08:04 PM
Yeah, so?
What's so funny I woulda done the same as him, trying to help the wife and all! :p :p

plaster dave
01-24-2005, 08:31 PM
lol I like that rocky

OutCole'd
01-24-2005, 08:32 PM
Now that's some funny shit.

oknozelman
01-24-2005, 08:35 PM
Hell Yeah :) :) :) !!!!!!

CornWater
01-24-2005, 09:55 PM
Nice.. lmao.. :D