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totenhosen
01-25-2005, 03:45 PM
Q. Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
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What's the difference between 1943 and 2003?
This time around, the Vichy government is telling the German puppets what to do.
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What do you call a French fighter coming to the rescue of American and British soldiers in the Iraqi desert?
Mirage
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What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A salesman
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What is the difference between a road accident involving a hedgehog and a Frenchman?
There are skid marks before the hedgehog
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What do you call 20 French politicans face down in the English Channel?
A start.
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Donald Rumsfeld
"Going to war without France is like going duck hunting without your accordion"
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David Letterman's comment on Paris' current position on Iraq....
"France wants more evidence [of Iraqi violations]. The last time France wanted more evidence, it rolled right through France with a German flag."
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Jay Leno: "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
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President Chirac... "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure,"
Rush Limbaugh... "As far as France is concerned, you're right."
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Dennis Miller: "The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq."
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switchin'addiction
01-25-2005, 04:31 PM
Some of those are pretty good!

barbigrl
01-25-2005, 04:52 PM
Pretty funny!!

mirvin
01-25-2005, 04:57 PM
I especially enjoyed this one:
David Letterman's comment on Paris' current position on Iraq....
"France wants more evidence [of Iraqi violations]. The last time France wanted more evidence, it rolled right through France with a German flag."
Tee hee hee :hammer2: :wink:
mirvin

FRENCHIE
01-25-2005, 05:51 PM
im not french!!!!!! :p :D