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uclahater
01-26-2005, 05:59 PM
I thought this described your sorry twin ASSES to a TE :hammerhea :crossx:
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following
warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol
containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
your ass kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you think you can tipe real
gode.

Kim Hanson
01-26-2005, 06:30 PM
Hey big fellow, you are the one wearing a bra............( . )( . )..........I type pretty good also, so there! :yuk: :p
I blame my drinking on owning a v-drive, man they are slow, wet washing machines............I guess they have a purpose, just haven't figured what it is yet! :D

Jordy
01-26-2005, 06:42 PM
I guess they have a purpose, just haven't figured what it is yet! :D
Sure you have, you like to bounce yours off the bottom of the lake and use that turd for a phucking anchor. :D :jawdrop: :D

Kim Hanson
01-26-2005, 06:50 PM
Sure you have, you like to bounce yours off the bottom of the lake and use that turd for a phucking anchor. :D :jawdrop: :D
Now I know why I got it, I didn't have an anchor last year..Thanks Jordy, I thought my mind was slipping..........( . )( . ).......... :p

lucky
01-27-2005, 06:40 AM
:rolleyes: -- yea let me add one for you hater !
the consumption of alchol may cause birth defects -- ( well your parents found this out the hard way... lol )
and a big ol, as toney would say ....... bruhahahahaahahahahahahahahaa
ohh after a hard night of drinking , hater would you tell anyone if you woke up with a spoon in your azz and the taste of white chocolate in your mouth??