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Liberator TJ1984
01-27-2005, 11:18 AM
Their COLON Cleansed ????
I thought that was taken care of by the Large Frito Pie, Chili Dog and 12pk. of Bud :D

switchin'addiction
01-27-2005, 11:20 AM
This should be interesting.......

Tom Brown
01-27-2005, 11:22 AM
Don't think of colon maintenance so much as an alternative health remedy, as a right of passage. :cool:

FMluvswater
01-27-2005, 11:34 AM
Their COLON Cleansed ????
I thought that was taken care of by the Large Frito Pie, Chili Dog and 12pk. of Bud :D
I think it's toilet paper industry propaganda. :idea:

Starloans
01-27-2005, 11:52 AM
When John Wayne and Elvis both died supposedly that had over 40 pounds of shit in their gut. The companies promoting the colon cleaning say our intestins are like water pipes. Over time they get corroded and need to be cleaned. Maybe I should get some of that stuff. I've been told I'm full of shit on occasion. :confused:

Rock-A-Bye-Baby
01-27-2005, 11:53 AM
I think it's toilet paper industry propaganda. :idea:
lol.
Mr. Whipple knew what he was doing....
the best way to sell is to create a sense of urgency!!!!

NashvilleBound
01-27-2005, 11:54 AM
When John Wayne and Elvis both died supposedly that had over 40 pounds of shit in their gut. The companies promoting the colon cleaning say our intestins are like water pipes. Over time they get corroded and need to be cleaned. Maybe I should get some of that stuff. I've been told I'm full of shit on occasion. :confused:
LOL...tell me its not true?!?!?! :hammerhea Just thinking of this makes me want to go drop a rope...make a grunt scu :notam: ......you get it....

ROZ
01-27-2005, 11:59 AM
Have a psyllium shake a month

BarryMac
01-27-2005, 12:00 PM
LOL...tell me its not true?!?!?! :hammerhea Just thinking of this makes me want to go drop a rope...make a grunt scu :notam: ......you get it....
Make a sewer pickle???

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-27-2005, 12:03 PM
Make a sewer pickle???
A sewer pickle????? How do you men come up with these things???? :messedup:

BarryMac
01-27-2005, 12:04 PM
A sewer pickle????? How do you men come up with these things???? :messedup:
It's in our genes...

barbigrl
01-27-2005, 12:05 PM
According to health people....it really cleans all the waste out of your intestines and stuff...my cousin got it done and felt lighter...I have another friend who has been trying to get us girls together for a day of "cleansing".. YIKES :supp:
Something I found:
Each year the average American consumes 150 lbs of sugar and 566 cans of soft drinks (“liquid candy”)(1). According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, that is equal to “52 teaspoonfuls of added sugars per person per day.”(2) Can you imagine yourself sitting at the kitchen table gobbling down 52 teaspoons of white sugar – every single day? Well, that’s exactly what most of us are doing without even realizing it!
Why is every other American chronically ill?
Junk food consumption has increased drastically in the last few decades. Compared to 1981, in 2001 the average American consumed in one year: 45 large bags of potato chips - up 78%; 120 orders of French fries - up 130%; 190 candy bars - up 80%; 120 pastries or desserts - up 95%; 150 slices of pizza - up 143%(3)
So they say this stuff builds up inside us.....and cleansing gets it out!~

MRS FLYIN VEE
01-27-2005, 12:06 PM
A sewer pickle????? How do you men come up with these things???? :messedup:
maybe experience.. LOL!! :D :D
we actually have a tool called the water weiny to test sewers.. that's why it is bad for a woman to be a plumber.. too many toys.. LOL!! :D

ROZ
01-27-2005, 12:10 PM
I have another friend who has been trying to get us girls together for a day of "cleansing".. YIKES :supp:
He may something else in mind... ;) :D

switchin'addiction
01-27-2005, 12:10 PM
Make a sewer pickle???
That's a new one I've never heard. I'll have to remember that one! :D

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-27-2005, 12:12 PM
It's in our genes...
Your sewer pickle is in your jeans???? Wow, that's a terrible name for your junk!!!! :hammerhea LOL http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_216.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-27-2005, 12:13 PM
maybe experience.. LOL!! :D :D
we actually have a tool called the water weiny to test sewers.. that's why it is bad for a woman to be a plumber.. too many toys.. LOL!! :D
You made me laugh!!! :D :D :D

NashvilleBound
01-27-2005, 12:25 PM
That's a new one I've never heard. I'll have to remember that one! :DWhats wrong with grunt sculpture???? Firing a missle? Sqeezing one off....etc?
BTW: How do we clean ourselves out? (if theats not a wide open question)

FMluvswater
01-27-2005, 12:28 PM
Whats wrong with grunt sculpture???? Firing a missle? Sqeezing one off....etc?
BTW: How do we clean ourselves out? (if theats not a wide open question)
Large quantities of castor oil. :idea: It won't kill you it'll just feel like you wish it would! :eek:

Liberator TJ1984
01-27-2005, 12:29 PM
When John Wayne and Elvis both died supposedly that had over 40 pounds of shit in their gut. The companies promoting the colon cleaning say our intestins are like water pipes. Over time they get corroded and need to be cleaned. Maybe I should get some of that stuff. I've been told I'm full of shit on occasion. :confused:
Let's See ...I weigh 170# so if I am sludged up w/40# of poo that puts me at 130# !!!! :notam:
If I get my pipes cleaned Hell I might Blow Away that's 1/4 of my weight :D
I am mostly Full of Shit !!!!! :p

MRS FLYIN VEE
01-27-2005, 12:33 PM
You made me laugh!!! :D :D :D
LMAO!! I am glad.. :cool: :)

MRS FLYIN VEE
01-27-2005, 12:35 PM
Whats wrong with grunt sculpture???? Firing a missle? Sqeezing one off....etc?
BTW: How do we clean ourselves out? (if theats not a wide open question)
well being a plumber I have seen many weird things in Gay(not to bash gay people) showers.. It's like a water enima.. :supp: :D looks like a dildo with holes in it.. :p

NashvilleBound
01-27-2005, 12:42 PM
well being a plumber I have seen many weird things in Gay(not to bash gay people) showers.. It's like a water enima.. :supp: :D looks like a dildo with holes in it.. :pTHAT IS SOOOO MUCH MORE INFO THAN I BARGAINED FOR......
For real, there must be a pill or potion or tool of some kind....

OkieDave
01-27-2005, 12:42 PM
I thought it was called growing a tail.

racecar.hotshoe
01-27-2005, 12:45 PM
No stinky dinky!

MRS FLYIN VEE
01-27-2005, 12:53 PM
THAT IS SOOOO MUCH MORE INFO THAN I BARGAINED FOR......
For real, there must be a pill or potion or tool of some kind....
ROTFLMAO!! they do make a tea that is a cleanser.. I think it can be purchased at a GNC store.. :D

NashvilleBound
01-27-2005, 12:59 PM
ROTFLMAO!! they do make a tea that is a cleanser.. I think it can be purchased at a GNC store.. :DI need to go get more Saw Palmetto anyways...I will ask....thanks

BarryMac
01-27-2005, 01:07 PM
Your sewer pickle is in your jeans???? Wow, that's a terrible name for your junk!!!! :hammerhea LOL http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_216.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')
Genes sweetheart, not Jeans... :2purples: :D

OutCole'd
01-27-2005, 01:08 PM
Dropping the kids off at the pool. :D

BarryMac
01-27-2005, 01:10 PM
Sliding a Yam...

barbigrl
01-27-2005, 01:14 PM
He may something else in mind... ;) :D
It's a SHE!!!!

OutCole'd
01-27-2005, 01:15 PM
It's a SHE!!!!
Cool.... :D

ROZ
01-27-2005, 01:18 PM
Cool.... :D
LMAO...

NashvilleBound
01-27-2005, 02:02 PM
Dropping the kids off at the pool. :DExactly...forgot about that one.

MRS FLYIN VEE
01-27-2005, 02:03 PM
on RRL it is called maken the poop.. LOL!! :D

redi4fun
01-27-2005, 02:08 PM
You people never fail to make me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

68campbell
01-27-2005, 02:10 PM
There it goes, Call the Coast Guard

ratso
01-27-2005, 03:12 PM
well being a plumber I have seen many weird things in Gay(not to bash gay people) showers.. It's like a water enima.. :supp: :D looks like a dildo with holes in it.. :p
Is that like the douche bags women used to have hanging in the shower... my mom called it a Hot Water Bottle. :hammer2:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-27-2005, 03:42 PM
Is that like the douche bags women used to have hanging in the shower... my mom called it a Hot Water Bottle. :hammer2:
OMG !!!! ROTFLMAO !!! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_12_6.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm79987US')

Starloans
01-27-2005, 04:46 PM
Let's See ...I weigh 170# so if I am sludged up w/40# of poo that puts me at 130# !!!! :notam:
If I get my pipes cleaned Hell I might Blow Away that's 1/4 of my weight :D
I am mostly Full of Shit !!!!! :p
John and Elvis both weighed more than 170 when they croaked. Elvis was a pig and had been on drugs for a while. Having been hospitalized on morphine for a week myself when I borke my hip, the narcotics pretty much shut down your system and you don't know you have to take the kiddies to the pool. When I got off that stuff, boy did I excersise the sewer system. People still say I'm full of shit. Although, I think I would rather have some colon cleaner than MFV's water weiner. :eek: