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Coleitis22
01-29-2005, 04:00 PM
:cry: Three Labrador retrievers -- a brown, yellow, and black -- are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation.
The black lab turns to the brown and says, "So why are you here?" The brown lab replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything - the sofa, the drapes, the cat, and the kids. But the final straw was last night, when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The black lab says, "So what is the vet going to do?"
"Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the brown lab. "All the vets are prescribing it. It works for everything."
The black lab then turns to the yellow lab and asks, 'Why are you here?'
The yellow lab says, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?", the black lab inquired.
"Looks like Prozac for me too," the dejected yellow lab said.
The yellow lab then turns to the black lab and asks what he's at the vet's office for.
"I'm a humper," the black lab says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just gotten out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself, I hopped on her back and started humping away."
The yellow and brown labs exchange a sad glance and say, "So, Prozac for you too, huh?"
The black lab says, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped." :redface:

looky_lou
01-29-2005, 04:05 PM
Good one. Now I remember why I don't have a dog. ;)

HCS
01-29-2005, 04:18 PM
LOL! :D

My Man's Sportin' Wood
01-29-2005, 04:21 PM
LMAO!!! Our female lab just finished a heat and I guess my son had her scent on him. Jeff took him to a friends house and the guys German Shepherd would not leave him alone and finally got aggressive enough that he knock my son down and started on him. Two days later, my son was talking to me about it and said, "I know what he was doing, but I don't wanna say!"
Poor kid . . .

nmboats
01-29-2005, 04:35 PM
That was very funny. Thanks

Coleitis22
01-29-2005, 04:37 PM
LMAO!!! Our female lab just finished a heat and I guess my son had her scent on him. Jeff took him to a friends house and the guys German Shepherd would not leave him alone and finally got aggressive enough that he knock my son down and started on him. Two days later, my son was talking to me about it and said, "I know what he was doing, but I don't wanna say!"
Poor kid . . .
Bet he went home and burned his clothes. :idea:

My Man's Sportin' Wood
01-29-2005, 07:47 PM
LOL. Let's just say he was not to comfortable with the whole idea. He's only 8 so the dog probably outweighed him by 15-20 pounds.