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Scream
02-03-2005, 02:32 PM
Woman Accused of Giving Lethal Sherry Enema
Thu Feb 3,10:36 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters
HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas woman has been indicted for criminally negligent homicide for causing her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, a police detective said on Wednesday.
Tammy Jean Warner, 42, gave Michael Warner two large bottles of sherry on May 21, which raised his blood alcohol level to 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered legally drunk in Texas, police detective Robert Turner in Lake Jackson, Texas, told the Houston Chronicle.
"We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said. "These were at least 1.5-liter bottles."
Warner, 58, was said to have an alcohol problem and received the wine enema because a throat ailment left him unable to drink the sherry, Turner told the newspaper.
"I heard of this kind of thing in mortuary school in 1970, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone actually doing it," said Turner, who led the lengthy investigation in the case.
The woman admitted administering the enema, but denied causing her husband's death, the Chronicle said.
A dispatcher for the Lake Jackson police said only Turner could discuss the case, but he did not return phone calls from Reuters.
Along with negligent homicide, Mrs. Warner was indicted for burning her husband's will a month before his death. Both charges carry maximum penalties of two years in prison.
Mrs. Warner surrendered to police on Monday and was released on $30,000 bail, the newspaper said.

Red Eye
02-03-2005, 02:36 PM
That's one way to get drunk I guess.

Moe_Havi
02-03-2005, 02:40 PM
Hey, let's go throw a couple back. Na, my roids are killing me from last nights bender.

fat rat
02-03-2005, 02:41 PM
That's one way to get drunk I guess.
Or drunk on your a$$.

Red Eye
02-03-2005, 02:46 PM
Being that I've never had an enema...how the hell does someone keep 3 liters of alcohol up their ass?

Liberator TJ1984
02-03-2005, 02:48 PM
At least they wern't Daqri's :cool:

Scream
02-03-2005, 02:59 PM
Lmao!

Tom Brown
02-03-2005, 03:03 PM
At least they wern't Daqri's :cool:
Nice. :D
Those little umbrellas can really stop a guy up.

LUVNLIFE
02-03-2005, 05:37 PM
No thanks I'll drink mine the regular way,,,,,with a funnel through the mouth :D

Ziggy
02-03-2005, 05:42 PM
That sure gives the saying of "Shit Faced" a whole new perspective :)