LHC30Victory
02-07-2005, 09:13 AM
Subject: Marine vs... Atheist!
oooh-rah!
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A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was teaching
his class.
He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that for once and
for all he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he
shouted:
"GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll
give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went
by.
" I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this platform!!!!"
Again after 5 minutes, the professor taunted God saying,
"Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a (former)
Marine, just released from the Marine Corps after serving in Afghanistan
and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor.
The Marine hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling
from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!! The students were
stunned and shocked.
They began to babble in confusion. The Marine nonchalantly took his seat in
the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell
silent.....waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at
the Marine in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and
could speak he asked:
"What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you do that!?"
"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting your
right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole !!! So he sent me!!"
oooh-rah!
================================================== ===================================
A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was teaching
his class.
He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that for once and
for all he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he
shouted:
"GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll
give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went
by.
" I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this platform!!!!"
Again after 5 minutes, the professor taunted God saying,
"Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a (former)
Marine, just released from the Marine Corps after serving in Afghanistan
and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor.
The Marine hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling
from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!! The students were
stunned and shocked.
They began to babble in confusion. The Marine nonchalantly took his seat in
the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell
silent.....waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at
the Marine in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and
could speak he asked:
"What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you do that!?"
"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting your
right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole !!! So he sent me!!"