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topless
12-28-2005, 01:09 PM
As you are well aware, your wife NEEDS a new chocolate lab puppy. If she doesn't get one, you will soon have no friends, you will never get sex from your wife or any other swinger on these boards. Not only that, you soon will have calloused hands because she is prepared to take away all your lotion. All your porn flicks will suddenly disappear, your children will also know what an evil person you are. You will have to survive on fast food because you will have no one to cook for you. You will not only have to do your own laundry but clean the house by yourself.
Now I ask you, are you prepared for the hell you will have to endure for the rest of your life by denying her this small token of affection?
Love,
Topless

76ANTHONY
12-28-2005, 01:12 PM
As you are well aware, your wife NEEDS a new chocolate lab puppy. If she doesn't get one, you will soon have no friends, you will never get sex from your wife or any other swinger on these boards. Not only that, you soon will have calloused hands because she is prepared to take away all your lotion. All your porn flicks will suddenly disappear, your children will also know what an evil person you are. You will have to survive on fast food because you will have no one to cook for you. You will not only have to do your own laundry but clean the house by yourself.
Now I ask you, are you prepared for the hell you will have to endure for the rest of your life by denying her this small token of affection?
Love,
Topless
the best part of that was, LOVE TOPLESS. lmao, oh you'll get a puppy now.... :crossx:

maxwedge
12-28-2005, 01:17 PM
Puppy spam.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1078aaronpup3-med.jpg

76ANTHONY
12-28-2005, 01:21 PM
Puppy spam.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1078aaronpup3-med.jpg
hahaha puppy spam.... oh this is gonna get a bunch of people in soooo much trouble :crossx:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
12-28-2005, 01:23 PM
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you TOPLESS!!!!!!! :p :p :p

topless
12-28-2005, 01:27 PM
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you TOPLESS!!!!!!! :p :p :pMy pleasure sweetheart. :)

HOOTER SLED-
12-28-2005, 01:39 PM
I'm fully prepared for the consequences. Some of those already are true anyways. :D Cooking, what's cooking?? And sex, she's too much of a horn dog to hold out. :crossx: :crossx:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
12-28-2005, 01:45 PM
I'm fully prepared for the consequences. Some of those already are true anyways. :D Cooking, what's cooking?? And sex, she's too much of a horn dog to hold out. :crossx: :crossx:
OH I CAN HOLD OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's see if you get dinner at all now!!!!!!!! :crossx: :220v: :mad: :crossx: :220v: :mad: :p

mrs. centurion
12-28-2005, 01:46 PM
He's in trouble now....

76ANTHONY
12-28-2005, 01:46 PM
I'm fully prepared for the consequences. Some of those already are true anyways. :D Cooking, what's cooking?? And sex, she's too much of a horn dog to hold out. :crossx: :crossx:
puppy hater :crossx:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
12-28-2005, 01:48 PM
He's in trouble now....
You tell him momma!!!!!!! :220v: :220v: :cry: :cry: :cry:

mrs. centurion
12-28-2005, 01:50 PM
You tell him momma!!!!!!! :220v: :220v: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Me tell him? I don't think I need too after this> I'm fully prepared for the consequences. Some of those already are true anyways. Cooking, what's cooking?? And sex, she's too much of a horn dog to hold out.

mrs. centurion
12-28-2005, 01:52 PM
OH I CAN HOLD OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's see if you get dinner at all now!!!!!!!! :crossx: :220v: :mad: :crossx: :220v: :mad: :p
And if she can't hold out we will help her out :rollside: :rollside: :rollside:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
12-28-2005, 01:52 PM
Me tell him? I don't think I need too after this> I'm fully prepared for the consequences. Some of those already are true anyways. Cooking, what's cooking?? And sex, she's too much of a horn dog to hold out.
True..................We'll see what he says tonight....and tomorrow....and the day after that....and........ :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :220v:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
12-28-2005, 01:53 PM
And if she can't hold out we will help her out :rollside: :rollside: :rollside:
I'll go to hold out AA :p :p

76ANTHONY
12-28-2005, 01:53 PM
And if she can't hold out we will help her out :rollside: :rollside: :rollside:
oh im all for this, mrs hoots you can stay with us and the new puppy.... :D

HOOTER SLED-
12-28-2005, 01:55 PM
yyyaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
12-28-2005, 01:56 PM
Don't you love your wifey????? :yuk: :yuk:

76ANTHONY
12-28-2005, 01:57 PM
yyyaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha lol :D

HOOTER SLED-
12-28-2005, 02:01 PM
Don't you love your wifey????? :yuk: :yuk:
Yup. I love YOU, NOT PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :crossx:

topless
12-28-2005, 02:01 PM
P.S. You will also be banned from ***boat and ISL........So there. :crossx:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
12-28-2005, 02:02 PM
Yup. I love YOU, NOT PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :crossx:
We'll see about that!!!!! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm???? :cry: :cry:

mrs. centurion
12-28-2005, 02:03 PM
P.S. You will also be banned from ***boat and ISL........So there. :crossx:
Well if the sex part did not work this will>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Squirtin Thunder
12-28-2005, 04:30 PM
:cool:

topless
12-28-2005, 04:38 PM
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1078aaronpup3.jpg

hoolign
12-28-2005, 04:44 PM
Puppy spam.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1078aaronpup3-med.jpg
Puppy spam?? are they good on toast?? :)