This just in!!!

[Bling Bling]

Jack Punx is no longer on the bisexual market. Seems there's someone special in his life. Could this be true???

[mbrown2]

What's her measurements?
540ci with 2 x 3.3ltr up top?

[Three Days Only]

Ooh god you fricken kill me!!!! If you wanted everyone to know how special you think he is, why didnt you just come out and say it.
Jeff

[boatslayer]

i cant wait to see the pics and videos from his dyno runs

[Jrocket]

What's her measurements?
540ci with 2 x 3.3ltr up top?
Ohhhhhh I could listen to that bitch whine all day long.

[Kilrtoy]

It cant be true, I have pics of him with a hot naked babe....
Say it aint so....... :idea:

[Bling Bling]

Oh no, I heard the love in his voice!!! And I think she's even a board member. :jawdrop: Very hot!!! I still can't belive a little guy like himself pulled something so nice. :D :D

[Havasu Hangin']

Oh no, I heard the love in his voice!!! And I think he's even a board member.
RiverDave? :supp:
I knew those Parker Gaystars were serving their own Kool-Aid (with little umbrellas in it).
:idea:

[Jordy]

It cant be true, I have pics of him with a hot naked babe....
I think everyone has those pics. And if they don't, do ya want 'em??? :D :D :D

[Jordy]

I knew those Parker Gaystars were serving their own Kool-Aid (with little umbrellas in it).
I think you forgot about the fresh fruit wedges as well... :cool:

[jackpunx]

It cant be true, I have pics of him with a hot naked babe....
Say it aint so....... :idea:
Send them over so I can add them to my collection.. :supp:

[don johnson]

All the fast boats and bikini clad babes are in Havasu, Parker is for fags!

[mbrown2]

All the fast boats and bikini clad babes are in Havasu, Parker is for fags!
Is that why you spent so much time there? :D

[don johnson]

Is that why you spent so much time there? :D
Thats why I sold my home there and am building in Havasu!

[Jrocket]

All the fast boats and bikini clad babes are in Havasu, Parker is for fags!
You still trying to lease a house on the water in Parker? :D

[don johnson]

You still trying to lease a house on the water in Parker? :D
OK, your on to me. I'm a fag!

[jackpunx]

You still trying to lease a house on the water in Parker? :D
thats how the old married guys do it..lol

[mbrown2]

OK, your on to me. I'm a fag!
BTW Don....they also have a Gay and Lesbian convention once a year in Havasu.....I don't remember Foxes or RR hosting one of them.... :D :chi: :D
At least your boats not gay :D

[mbrown2]

thats how the old married guys do it..lol
How do young guys do it? Phone-a-friend? :D

[jackpunx]

Oh no, I heard the love in his voice!!! And I think she's even a board member. :jawdrop: Very hot!!! I still can't belive a little guy like himself pulled something so nice. :D :D
Thanks for the compliments.. She's a keeper.. ;)

[Jrocket]

OK, your on to me. I'm a fag!
Ahhhhhhhhh,call me!

[jackpunx]

How do young guys do it? Phone-a-friend? :D
yea.. we dial..66?-F U C K :smile:

[don johnson]

thats how the old married guys do it..lol
JP, kiss my ass. My liver is twice as old as I am!

[mbrown2]

yea.. we dial..66?-F U C K :smile:
That number sounds familiar...

[Jrocket]

yea.. we dial..66?-F U C K :smile:
Somebody help a brotha out with this number.

[jackpunx]

JP, kiss my ass. My liver is twice as old as I am!
LOL...I hope your heart is ok.. Oh.. and the back of your head.. from your wife smacking it when your up at havi with all the fast boats and bikini clad babes are.. :D

[mbrown2]

Somebody help a brotha out with this number.
That's my number at the river house...just missing a number to protect the innocent....
btw, if you are telling kiddies, it is 66?-duck

[jackpunx]

That's my number at the river house...just missing a number to protect the innocent....
btw, if you are telling kiddies, it is 66?-duck
BTW.. he loves drunk dials.. and lots of pillow talk.. :D

[mbrown2]

BTW.. he loves drunk dials.. and lots of pillow talk.. :D
I got to make ends meet somehow.... :220v: :cool:

[jackpunx]

I got to make ends meet somehow.... :220v: :cool:
ha ha.. MB.. I'll take your calls any time any where.. You got it like that..
but.. no this.. I will be having chicks call your house in the middle of the night..It should make for a great laugh as we float down the river:D

[don johnson]

LOL...I hope your heart is ok.. Oh.. and the back of your head.. from your wife smacking it when your up at havi with all the fast boats and bikini clad babes are.. :D
JP, you have seen Christie smack me at Roadrunner many a time, and I do have a permanent mark on the back of my head!!!
All kidding aside we love Parker which is why we want to spend one more summer there before we move to Havasu!

[Jrocket]

I got to make ends meet somehow.... :220v: :cool:
When you say "ends meet" you mean....... :lightsabe

[jackpunx]

JP, you have seen Christie smack me at Roadrunner many a time, and I do have a permanent mark on the back of my head!!!
All kidding aside we love Parker which is why we want to spend one more summer there before we move to Havasu!
I agree.. I love parker and the people that hang there.. There is something about it that is different from anywhere else I have ever gone..

[Havasu Hangin']

There is something about it that is different from anywhere else I have ever gone..
Lack of teeth?
:notam:

[jackpunx]

Lack of teeth?
:notam:
lol.. there is something to be said about that :hammerhea

[Havasu Hangin']

There is something about it that is different from anywhere else I have ever gone..
Lack of personal hygiene?
:notam:

[don johnson]

lol.. there is something to be said about that :hammerhea
Always wanted a gummer!

[pussycats]

Jack Punx is no longer on the bisexual market. Seems there's someone special in his life. Could this be true???
It's true.......I just coudn't stay away from his motor!!
all big and shiny with blowers....oh,and it vibrates.....hehe
it was love at first sight!
Honey (jackpunx), When I get down there, I promise to take very good care of you!!......Steak and a blow job EVERY day :sqeyes:

[Bling Bling]

It's true.......I just coudn't stay away from his motor!!
all big and shiny with blowers....oh,and it vibrates.....hehe
it was love at first sight!
Honey (jackpunx), When I get down there, I promise to take very good care of you!!......Steak and a blow job EVERY day :sqeyes:
SEE, lucky focker!!

[jackpunx]

It's true.......I just coudn't stay away from his motor!!
all big and shiny with blowers....oh,and it vibrates.....hehe
it was love at first sight!
Honey (jackpunx), When I get down there, I promise to take very good care of you!!......Steak and a blow job EVERY day :sqeyes:
Now thats a woman right there.. I dont care who you are!! ;)

[mbrown2]

It's true.......I just coudn't stay away from his motor!!
all big and shiny with blowers....oh,and it vibrates.....hehe
it was love at first sight!
Honey (jackpunx), When I get down there, I promise to take very good care of you!!......Steak and a blow job EVERY day :sqeyes:
WTF...JP hit the Lotto....1200hp, Steak and BJ's everday....GOSH!!!!

[jackpunx]

WTF...JP hit the Lotto....1200hp, Steak and BJ's everday....GOSH!!!!
LMAO...
its true...
Im off to they dyno.. I'll report back later.. :smile:

[CornWater]

Steak and a blow job EVERY day :sqeyes:
:2purples: :2purples: :2purples: :2purples:

[Three Days Only]

It's true.......it was love at first sight!
Honey (jackpunx), When I get down there, I promise to take very good care of you!!......Steak and a blow job EVERY day :sqeyes:
I got to hang out with love birds this weekend. God help me!! Im used to old married couples! :eek:

[djunkie]

It's true.......I just coudn't stay away from his motor!!
all big and shiny with blowers....oh,and it vibrates.....hehe
it was love at first sight!
Honey (jackpunx), When I get down there, I promise to take very good care of you!!......Steak and a blow job EVERY day :sqeyes:
Steak and a BJ everyday. Damm You got a sister? :D

[Three Days Only]

Steak and a BJ everyday. Damm You got a sister? :D
She got one hell of a hot friend!!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I got to hang out with love birds this weekend. God help me!! Im used to old married couples! :eek:
:yuk: :p :p

[djunkie]

She got one hell of a hot friend!!
Unfortunately I don't have a nice quad rotor setup to impress her with. But I do like steaks and recieving BJ's. :)

[Reaper1]

Hold on now guys. I found a picture of this new fling. :2purples:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/97IMPOTENC.JPG

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

she needs very badly to join the hairless kitty crew.. like pronto. :D :eek: :eek:

[djunkie]

That picture is just wrong. :yuk:

[Reaper1]

That picture is just wrong. :yuk:
Jackpunx likes his women from the 70's. :smile:
PS - It's kind of not fair since he is not here to defend himself, but funny none the less.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Jackpunx likes his women from the 70's. :smile:
PS - It's kind of not fair since he is not here to defend himself, but funny none the less.
she's like a hang over.. you need the hair of a dog that bit you.. LOL!! :)

[Reaper1]

Laquita :boxed:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/97IMPOTENC17.JPG

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

too many teeth.. :p

[mbrown2]

Ouch...- that's funny right there :D

[Reaper1]

too many teeth.. :p
Ask and you shall receive. ;)
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/97IMPOTENC2.jpg

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Rotflmao!! :d :d

[mbrown2]

Ask and you shall receive. ;)
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/97IMPOTENC2.jpg
Looks like someone I see around town in Parker..

[boatslayer]

nasty

[Three Days Only]

Thats ****ed up!!!. Shes hot!! and a really cool chick!!
I will let you guess which one!! or which two! LOL
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/985DSC00168-med.JPG

[pussycats]

Steak and a BJ everyday. Damm You got a sister? :D
sorry, she's 16...........and you can't have my hot friends either, those are for Mark when he gets bored:)

[pussycats]

Thats ****ed up!!!. Shes hot!! and a really cool chick!!
I will let you guess which one!!
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/985DSC00168-med.JPG
no you didnt........

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

sorry, she's 16...........and you can't have my hot friends either, those are for Mark when he gets bored:)
LMAO!! and you are for Marks friends when you get bored.. ;)

[Three Days Only]

no you didnt........
Yes I did, but thats Marks hand so its safe!!
sorry, she's 16...........and you can't have my hot friends either, those are for Mark when he gets bored:)
He's not suppose to get bored when he's with you. Your allowed to get bored, but not Mark. See ya in about a week!!
I will bring the Goose, you just bring yourself! K

[pussycats]

LMAO!! and you are for Marks friends when you get bored.. ;)
hmmmmm..... your mark's friend....right?

[Three Days Only]

LMAO!! and you are for Marks friends when you get bored.. ;)
hmmmmm..... your mark's friend....right?
Cmon now you two, your going to make me horney!!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

hmmmmm..... your mark's friend....right?
LOL!! yes me and mr v both are.. :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Cmon now you two, your going to make me horney!!
too late you blew your cover. LOL!! :p

[CornWater]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_3_22.gif

[pussycats]

Yes I did, but thats Marks hand so its safe!!
He's not suppose to get bored when he's with you. Your allowed to get bored, but not Mark. See ya in about a week!!
I will bring the Goose, you just bring yourself! K
I might be busy cooking steak or cleaning or something......j/k
see you soon:)
nice boobs....who's are those:)

[Three Days Only]

I might be busy cooking steak or cleaning or something......j/k
see you soon:)
nice boobs....who's are those:)
Geez, I dont know!! Just found them in some olds pics from the Scope Poker Run!!

[Three Days Only]

too late you blew your cover. LOL!! :p
I always blow it too early :mad:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I always blow it too early :mad:
LMAO!! . :2purples: :shift: :shift:

[don johnson]

Looks like someone I see around town in Parker..
You know what they say in Parker. You do not lose a girlfriend, you lose your turn in line!
JP?

[Havasu Hangin']

You know what they say in Parker. You do not lose a girlfriend, you lose your turn in line!
JP?
http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de//biglaugh.gif

[mbrown2]

You know what they say in Parker. You do not lose a girlfriend, you lose your turn in line!
JP?
I think there is enough of the toothless one to go around....don't be shy! :cry: :cool: :D
BTW...that statement is true in Parker

[jackpunx]

I see you guys had a blast while I was gone.. :D

[Reaper1]

We always have fun in Cats N Tunnels! :cool:

[RiverDave]

It's true.......I just coudn't stay away from his motor!!
all big and shiny with blowers....oh,and it vibrates.....hehe
it was love at first sight!
Honey (jackpunx), When I get down there, I promise to take very good care of you!!......Steak and a blow job EVERY day :sqeyes:
Shit I thought my blowjob sundays were good... Everyday?
RD