Pics from WhackerRegatta05.

[dmontzsta]

Well it was a good day at the whacker regatta, saw everything from sick passes, to big fishes. There were no hot chicks though, wonder why? I will have to think about that one a little more. :idea:
The day started out a little down when kimmy and ut had to be pulled in by roland to start the day.
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/dmontzsta%20pics/IrvineLakeSwapMeet2-13-05/images/100_2594.jpg
It soon got better when kimmy received word from a newbie that there was some big fishin goin down on the other side of the lake, they were quick to set up shop. Here the happy campers are...
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/dmontzsta%20pics/IrvineLakeSwapMeet2-13-05/images/100_2598.jpg
They really got happy when all these guys showed up, was a huge turnout
with lots of high revving dock queens.
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/dmontzsta%20pics/IrvineLakeSwapMeet2-13-05/images/100_2599.jpg
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/dmontzsta%20pics/IrvineLakeSwapMeet2-13-05/images/100_2600.jpg
Some of these ****ers were so light two guys would pick them up and throw them in the bed of their trucks.
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/dmontzsta%20pics/IrvineLakeSwapMeet2-13-05/images/100_2601.jpg
It was a great day, as you can see...by the end of the day they were still docked, the water was just a little too rough today.
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/dmontzsta%20pics/IrvineLakeSwapMeet2-13-05/images/100_2625.jpg
I must admit I felt a little out of place talking about whackers around a bunch of guys, I dont know if I will be back next year.

[Kim Hanson]

Your about as funny as a wedgy and I will kick your boats ass with both of mine son, that would be funny now wouldn't it :D I see they got you jumping through hoops pretty good now, watch out for those nuts though! I can see you coming to a stop fast, or do you know how to suck em up :D
I do have a picture of you Rice Boy, but you aren't worthy of chop shop :shift: ............( . )( . )......... :hammerhea

[dmontzsta]

Your about as funny as a wedgy and I will kick your boats ass with both of mine son, that would be funny now wouldn't it :D I see they got you jumping through hoops pretty good now, watch out for those nuts though! I can see you coming to a stop fast, or do you know how to suck em up :D
I do have a picture of you Rice Boy, but you aren't worthy of chop shop :shift: ............( . )( . )......... :hammerhea
Once again I have a hard time understanding what you say, it jumps around alot, maybe you should sober up and then type. ;) or it could be just a canadian/american language barrier... :confused:

[Kim Hanson]

Once again I have a hard time understanding what you say, it jumps around alot, maybe you should sober up and then type. ;) or it could be just a canadian/american language barrier... :confused:
Okay..first I said I could whoop your boat with either one of mine!
Okay..second, you hang with the v-drive biatchs..enough said!
I would say wear a hat in the heat Rice Boy, things are getting mushy.......( . )( . )......... :idea: :D

[You Te]

At least the wackers were in the water, most of the BB's were on the trailer. What a surprise.
You Te

[dmontzsta]

Okay..first I said I could whoop your boat with either one of mine!
Okay..second, you hang with the v-drive biatchs..enough said!
I would say wear a hat in the heat Rice Boy, things are getting mushy.......( . )( . )......... :idea: :D
I doubt that 440 would do much, I would just squeeze and leave it behind, the seats from your kitchen are not too aerodynamic.
Those V-Drivers are more legendary and know more than you ever will.
I would rather wear a hat than that mullet/helmet you call hair.
damn...I am going to lay off you tonight, dont want to make you cry. :)

[dmontzsta]

At least the wackers were in the water, most of the BB's were on the trailer. What a surprise.
You Te
They had to be on the trailers all the fishermen were crying, but I do have some vids of every boat there making passes, even SS-80 which was doing 60-70mph turns and 100+ on the flats like nothing, with a naturally aspirated bb and a SINGLE 830cfm carb. I must say, that thing was impressive and smelled nice to.

[Kim Hanson]

At least the wackers were in the water, most of the BB's were on the trailer. What a surprise.
You Te
Not to me...........( . )( . ).......They said it was make Parking Lot Pretty Day :p :D

[Roman 1]

http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/dmontzsta%20pics/IrvineLakeSwapMeet2-13-05/images/100_2601.jpg
I think we owe UT an apology...That is definately no trailer queen!
and you really should give Hanson his truck back...no wonder he's so bitter. :(
Roman kicking T's ass again!! OOOF!! :eat:

[Kim Hanson]

I doubt that 440 would do much, I would just squeeze and leave it behind, the seats from your kitchen are not too aerodynamic.
Those V-Drivers are more legendary and know more than you ever will.
I would rather wear a hat than that mullet/helmet you call hair.
damn...I am going to lay off you tonight, dont want to make you cry. :)
I doubt that 440 would do much, I would just squeeze and leave it behind, the seats from your kitchen are not too aerodynamic.
Those V-Drivers are more legendary and know more than you ever will.
damn...I am going to lay off you tonight, dont want to make you cry. :)
I doubt that 440 would do much, I would just squeeze and leave it behind Im pretty much sure at 75 is oh, my God is slow!
Those V-Drivers are more legendary and know more than you ever will You let them pat you on your back for that one
I would rather wear a hat than that mullet/helmet you call hair.They are looking for tulip throwers at the LA X!
I am going to lay off you tonight, dont want to make you cryIm laughing my ass off, get a grip you nut dragger.......( . )( . ).......

[dmontzsta]

Im pretty much sure at 75 is oh, my God is slow!
You let them pat you on your back for that one [QUOTE]
They are looking for tulip throwers at the LA X!
Im laughing my ass off, get a grip you nut dragger.......( . )( . ).......
:idea: hmmm...I believe you are having a hard night posting. So sorry for that.
:mix: :(
Even when I hit "quote" it looks all jacked up.

[lucky]

ok - your guys have one on now , he has been thinking about " crossing over " -- IT appears he was taking those from behind the bushes - its ok demonstrator - you can come out of the closet amm i mean bushes :D
that was a pretty funny start to a monday !

[lost boy]

Okay..first I said I could whoop your boat with either one of mine!
Okay..second, you hang with the v-drive biatchs..enough said!
I would say wear a hat in the heat Rice Boy, things are getting mushy.......( . )( . )......... :idea: :D
either one?..maybe just one for now, for the other one you'll have to wait till summer for it to thaw out!... then make repairs (neglect) oop's..now it's winter again...oh well ,looks like just one butt kickin this year!
As for things getting mushy! That's just the snow covering your boat melting!

[You Te]

They had to be on the trailers all the fishermen were crying, but I do have some vids of every boat there making passes, even SS-80 which was doing 60-70mph turns and 100+ on the flats like nothing, with a naturally aspirated bb and a SINGLE 830cfm carb. I must say, that thing was impressive and smelled nice to.
Wow! that's groovey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You Te

[You Te]

roman has returned to get slapped around.
You Te

[Kim Hanson]

either one?..maybe just one for now, for the other one you'll have to wait till summer for it to thaw out!... then make repairs (neglect) oop's..now it's winter again...oh well ,looks like just one butt kickin this year!
As for things getting mushy! That's just the snow covering your boat melting!
That thing sat on the bottom of a Lake and fired up the next day..........( . )( . ).........I can't break it, I have tried :(

[Blown 472]

[QUOTE=dmontzsta]I doubt that 440 would do much, I would just squeeze and leave it behind, the seats from your kitchen are not too aerodynamic.
This coming from a guy with a "ford edsel" mota in his boat. :idea: :idea:

[dmontzsta]

[QUOTE=dmontzsta]I doubt that 440 would do much, I would just squeeze and leave it behind, the seats from your kitchen are not too aerodynamic.
This coming from a guy with a "ford edsel" mota in his boat. :idea: :idea:
That "Ford Engine" gets it on for a stocker. Kimmy doesnt even know what kind of boat he has.

[Kim Hanson]

That "Ford Engine" gets it on for a stocker. Kimmy doesnt even know what kind of boat he has.
It still looks better than yours on the beach Rice Boy.........( . )( . )...... :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72HPIM0570-med.JPG

[dmontzsta]

It still looks better than yours on the beach Rice Boy.........( . )( . )...... :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72HPIM0570-med.JPG
ahhhhhahahahahahaha, yeah right!
dude, you should not have posted that...hahahaha
those ****ing seats omg lmao they are bigger than the motor.

[Kim Hanson]

ahhhhhahahahahahaha, yeah right!
dude, you should not have posted that...hahahaha
those ****ing seats omg lmao they are bigger than the motor.
Those where lasts years pictures and no Rice Boy, they are not bigger than the motar...close though :D Im into areo dynamics wit this puppy, see it I can hit 100 this summer, I might have to shave my head ( not a chance ) off ! :D I need a fast truck now so it seems :D .............( . )( . )......

[dmontzsta]

Those where lasts years pictures and no Rice Boy, they are not bigger than the motar...close though :D Im into areo dynamics wit this puppy, see it I can hit 100 this summer, I might have to shave my head ( not a chance ) off ! :D I need a fast truck now so it seems :D .............( . )( . )......
If you shaved your head maybe you brain would breathe better. :D

[Kim Hanson]

If you shaved your head maybe you brain would breathe better. :D
It would freeze it and no thinking, get out of the freezer Rice Boy :D ........( . )( . )..........

[dmontzsta]

It would freeze it and no thinking, get out of the freezer Rice Boy :D ........( . )( . )..........
whoa, in american please?
:rollside:

[repo man]

ahhhhhahahahahahaha, yeah right!
dude, you should not have posted that...hahahaha
those ****ing seats omg lmao they are bigger than the motor.
dude where can i get some of those seats. those are the sh it!!!!

[Forkin' Crazy]

dude where can i get some of those seats. those are the sh it!!!!
Lay-Z-boy...LOL! :)

[Kevin Boyntin]

I need a fast truck now so it seems :D .............( . )( . )......
MAYBE MARCIE CAN HIT THE CASINO AND WIN YOU BACK THE ONE SHE LOST.

[Kim Hanson]

dude where can i get some of those seats. those are the sh it!!!!
Those came with the boat, I think they are sand rail seat :p .......( . )( . )........... :notam:

[Kim Hanson]

MAYBE MARCIE CAN HIT THE CASINO AND WIN YOU BACK THE ONE SHE LOST.
I don't want to lose anything else, she had to stop that shit on the spot......( . )( . )..........

[Kevin Boyntin]

Thats What Happens When You Are Unhappily Married To A Tweaker With A Girls Name Who Drinks 24/7.

[Kim Hanson]

Thats What Happens When You Are Unhappily Married To A Tweaker With A Girls Name Who Drinks 24/7.
I will let you have that one but, thats what happens when she has a friend that is a gambler and I went to BBSP and came back to no truck, her friend told her bet more , bet more!
Thats so funny Kevin, I work usually about 13 hrs + a day and its 7 days a week and I have worked for the same company for 21 yrs. now and they do drug tests and alc. tests...I still work there, you should think before you speak son!I have taken no days off ever, unless a funeral comes up and I have taken 5 Holidays ...14 days each time in 21 years! I am a work aholic, not a drunk!
I like to have a few wobbly pops, but not 24/7........( . )( . )......... :notam:

[dmontzsta]

I will let you have that one but, thats what happens when she has a friend that is a gambler and I went to BBSP and came back to no truck, her friend told her bet more , bet more!
Thats so funny Kevin, I work usually about 13 hrs + a day and its 7 days a week and I have worked for the same company for 21 yrs. now and they do drug tests and alc. tests...I still work there, you should think before you speak son!I have taken no days off ever, unless a funeral comes up and I have taken 5 Holidays ...14 days each time in 21 years! I am a work aholic, not a drunk!
I like to have a few wobbly pops, but not 24/7........( . )( . )......... :notam:
This is the first I have heard of this, I dont care about personal business, the boards are all about shit talkin non-sense, but I must say, what if her friend said "go **** that guy, go **** that guy" would she?
:devil:

[Kim Hanson]

This is the first I have heard of this, I dont care about personal business, the boards are all about shit talkin non-sense, but I must say, what if her friend said "go **** that guy, go **** that guy" would she?
:devil:
Put a hat on son ( sun is baking the one cell left in there), money to sex is like talking apples to your boat...You have an apple, you get the core......( . )( . )............ :hammerhea

[dmontzsta]

Put a hat on son ( sun is baking the one cell left in there), money to sex is like talking apples to your boat...You have an apple, you get the core......( . )( . )............ :hammerhea
hmmm...it sounds like your wife needs to put the hat on. :D

[Kim Hanson]

hmmm...it sounds like your wife needs to put the hat on. :D
She needs to keep away from that so called friend..........( . )( . ).........Marcy is smart, went to school to be a Dental Hygenist :eek: Now she works in a Recovery Center helping people out. :cool:

[dmontzsta]

She needs to keep away from that so called friend..........( . )( . ).........Marcy is smart, went to school to be a Dental Hygenist :eek: Now she works in a Recovery Center helping people out. :cool:
Is that how she met you?
:idea:

[Kim Hanson]

Is that how she met you?
:idea:
I was dating Marcy at 16 years old son..........( . )( . )........... :hammerhea :p

[Kevin Boyntin]

Dmonzta is kicking hansons ass all over the place!!!!!!!!
Keep up the good work. You have her on his knees. And, you know the things she likes to do when she is down there. :notam:

[Rexone]

It still looks better than yours on the beach Rice Boy.........( . )( . )...... :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72HPIM0570-med.JPG
Kim please tell me you chopped those seats out of the old Lincoln into that photo to rile these guys up :supp:

[Kevin Boyntin]

Ok, when the moderator comes in here and kicks Kim Hanson in the junk, you know its funny. :hammer2:

[dmontzsta]

Dmonzta is kicking hansons ass all over the place!!!!!!!!
Keep up the good work. You have her on his knees. And, you know the things she likes to do when she is down there. :notam:
oh yeah, If we started talking about those things we would be banned. ;)

[dmontzsta]

Kim please tell me you chopped those seats out of the old Lincoln into that photo to rile these guys up :supp:
:D dang, Kimmy I told you that you should not have posted that pic.
:rollside:

[Sane Asylum]

Kim please tell me you chopped those seats out of the old Lincoln into that photo to rile these guys up :supp:
Ouch.......... :D

[Rexone]

I'm just funnin with him. At least I'm not tryin to poke somethin up his ass all the time like some bench racers in here. :messedup:
I just hope he's not wearing the stock seat belts that came with those. And who gives a shit what the seats look like as long as you're goin 100 plus right? They're good for bow lift.

[Sangster]

This is what happens when "The Canadians with Outboards League" members think they know what's fast.....They probally came out of the back of his Pickum-up Truck.......
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72HPIM0570-med.JPG

[dmontzsta]

If he didnt have that big scoop, his motor wouldnt get air.

[76BARRON]

If he didnt have that big scoop, his motor wouldnt get air.
:D :D

[repo man]

he's sooooo cool those are probably ejector seats. :eek:

[Kim Hanson]

Dmonzta is kicking hansons ass all over the place!!!!!!!!
Keep up the good work. You have her on his knees. And, you know the things she likes to do when she is down there. :notam:
Im just trying to be nice, I don't want to get kicked off.........( . )( . )....... :idea:

[Kim Hanson]

Kim please tell me you chopped those seats out of the old Lincoln into that photo to rile these guys up :supp:
No and I did have them chopped though, they are baby small now.........( . )9 . ).......... ;)

[Kim Hanson]

Ok, when the moderator comes in here and kicks Kim Hanson in the junk, you know its funny. :hammer2:
I have known Mike off the boards for a few years now, he's funny once in a blue moon :D Want to get a picture of it for me.........( . )( . )...........

[Kim Hanson]

This is what happens when "The Canadians with Outboards League" members think they know what's fast.....They probally came out of the back of his Pickum-up Truck.......
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72HPIM0570-med.JPG
Like your signature says, see ya Micheal Jackson BOY TOY..........( . )( . )............I have a trailer behind my pickup truck for that V-Drive AKa POS! :sleeping:

[Kim Hanson]

If he didnt have that big scoop, his motor wouldnt get air.
Man if you were to go for a ride with me you could turn your head slightley and it would go in 1 ear and out the other right into my scoop...........( . )( . )............ :D

[STVBOY]

That "Ford Engine" gets it on for a stocker. Kimmy doesnt even know what kind of boat he has.
Yea dude if thats your boat in the pic below your post I would not bag on anybody's boat especially since you have a ford!! :D You better go to Home Depot and take a couple of guys with you because we all know that only Mexicans are the only ones to push a FORD!! :D :D :D Even outboard guys know Fords are not cool! :D :D

[dmontzsta]

Man if you were to go for a ride with me you could turn your head slightley and it would go in 1 ear and out the other right into my scoop...........( . )( . )............ :D
ohhh, it must have taken you all day to think of that one, eh?

[dmontzsta]

Yea dude if thats your boat in the pic below your post I would not bag on anybody's boat especially since you have a ford!! :D You better go to Home Depot and take a couple of guys with you because we all know that only Mexicans are the only ones to push a FORD!! :D :D :D Even outboard guys know Fords are not cool! :D :D
ok, I see you know it all, you must be a "follow the leader chevy guy".
I see you are from hacienda heights so you must have a million dollar boat.

[Sangster]

Like your signature says, see ya Micheal Jackson BOY TOY..........( . )( . )............I have a trailer behind my pickup truck for that V-Drive AKa POS! :sleeping:
Michael Jackson... :chi: ....Hanson your Flamin'...... Acually Kimmie it's Metalica... Hanson ...you & your butt-buddy Michael need to get back in the closet..

[Kim Hanson]

ohhh, it must have taken you all day to think of that one, eh?
I know air heads.........( . )( . )............. :notam: :D

[Kim Hanson]

Michael Jackson... :chi: ....Hanson your Flamin'...... Acually Kimmie it's Metalica... Hanson ...you & your butt-buddy Michael need to get back in the closet..
He owns Never Never Land Sangster and I thought you where going there, Flamin ? No, Im not having a Flamin' tonight either OB Sangster.......( . )( . )....... :D

[You Te]

I see you are from hacienda heights so you must have a million dollar boat.
I see you're from Moreno Valley, that's why you have a $500.00 boat.
You Te

[lucky]

where in the hell is guru ? or fly ? jimmy anderson ? ??????? my coffee is getting cold :notam:

[dmontzsta]

I see you're from Moreno Valley, that's why you have a $500.00 boat.
You Te
yup, is there a problem with that?

[Kim Hanson]

yup, is there a problem with that?
No problem with me " poor rice boy "..........( . )( . )......... :220v: :D :D

[dmontzsta]

No problem with me " poor rice boy "..........( . )( . )......... :220v: :D :D
I am not that poor...
Not as poor as your wife left you after a night of gambling.
:skull:

[Kim Hanson]

I am not that poor...
Not as poor as your wife left you after a night of gambling.
:skull:
That was only $ 25,000.00, chit thats not a bad set back! I have made lots of money for years now, just I spend it all wrong :D It pissed me off the most that it was going to paid off in a few months :D Now Im thinking a Rumble Bee with the Hemi would be good or a Harley Davidson truck :cool:

[You Te]

yup, is there a problem with that?
It's not a problem for me. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You Te

[dmontzsta]

It's not a problem for me. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You Te
Little do you know...

[Kim Hanson]

Little do you know...
Us outboarders know everything :D ............( . )( . ).......... :supp:

[72 Hondo]

This is what happens when "The Canadians with Outboards League" members think they know what's fast.....They probally came out of the back of his Pickum-up Truck.......
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72HPIM0570-med.JPG
I´m glad this thread came up Now, I finally know who owns this dune buggy :confused:

[Kim Hanson]

I´m glad this thread came up Now, I finally know who owns the dune buggy :confused:
Thats my pos and Im trying to kill it, its just not helping me out much..........( . )( . )............ :( :D

[canuck1]

Us outboarders know everything :D ............( . )( . ).......... :supp:
Except what is fast in boats

[72 Hondo]

Thats my pos and Im trying to kill it, its just not helping me out much..........( . )( . )............ :( :D
Nice to see you have a sence of humor.

[Kim Hanson]

Except what is fast in boats
No, thats why I have the whacker, if I wanted slow I would get a JetBoat :D ..Thats for when I get old :D .........( . )( . )......... :p

[Kim Hanson]

Nice to see you have a sence of humor.
Some say they can't even understand me, must be the beer..........( . )( . )....... :p

[canuck1]

Well it was a good day at the whacker regatta, saw everything from sick passes, to big fishes. There were no hot chicks though, wonder why? I will have to think about that one a little more. :idea:
The day started out a little down when kimmy and ut had to be pulled in by roland to start the day.
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/dmontzsta%20pics/IrvineLakeSwapMeet2-13-05/images/100_2594.jpg
It soon got better when kimmy received word from a newbie that there was some big fishin goin down on the other side of the lake, they were quick to set up shop. Here the happy campers are...
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/dmontzsta%20pics/IrvineLakeSwapMeet2-13-05/images/100_2598.jpg
They really got happy when all these guys showed up, was a huge turnout
with lots of high revving dock queens.
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/dmontzsta%20pics/IrvineLakeSwapMeet2-13-05/images/100_2599.jpg
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/dmontzsta%20pics/IrvineLakeSwapMeet2-13-05/images/100_2600.jpg
Some of these ****ers were so light two guys would pick them up and throw them in the bed of their trucks.
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/dmontzsta%20pics/IrvineLakeSwapMeet2-13-05/images/100_2601.jpg
It was a great day, as you can see...by the end of the day they were still docked, the water was just a little too rough today.
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/dmontzsta%20pics/IrvineLakeSwapMeet2-13-05/images/100_2625.jpg
I must admit I felt a little out of place talking about whackers around a bunch of guys, I dont know if I will be back next year.
So this would be the reason dmon thinks his ride is fast. He shows up at the wrong event and sets out to race every wacker around and actually wins a couple(see pic of boat in back of truck), but thanks to the pics we can see that his ride never made it to the water where the fishermen would have swarmed him

[72 Hondo]

No, thats why I have the whacker, if I wanted slow I would get a JetBoat :D ..Thats for when I get old :D .........( . )( . )......... :p
Jets are not all bad... It depends on the persons knowledge who´s setting it up :idea:

[canuck1]

No, thats why I have the whacker, if I wanted slow I would get a JetBoat :D ..Thats for when I get old :D .........( . )( . )......... :p
The wacker is lighter to row than a jet boat?

[Kim Hanson]

So this would be the reason dmon thinks his ride is fast. He shows up at the wrong event and sets out to race every wacker around and actually wins a couple(see pic of boat in back of truck), but thanks to the pics we can see that his ride never made it to the water where the fishermen would have swarmed him
Watch what you say, he has N2O :idea: I think thats why he went for the 9.9 trollers, he was heard saying " I no I can beat that, please GOD ! ".........( . )( . )............ :messedup:

[Kim Hanson]

Jets are not all bad... It depends on the persons knowledge who´s setting it up :idea:
I know that, I was in this one at 106mph and it rocked..........( . )( . )........ :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72HPIM0657.JPG

[Kim Hanson]

The wacker is lighter to row than a jet boat?
Try paddling a 20ft. boat to shore, its not fun at all..........( . )( . )........ :(

[canuck1]

Watch what you say, he has N2O :idea: I think thats why he went for the 9.9 trollers, he was heard saying " I no I can beat that, please GOD ! ".........( . )( . )............ :messedup:
Yippee, I have a FE ford with n2o in a 40 year old tub so you better be scared :sleeping:
If my boat ain't fast my car will kick your ass....Oh wait... I drive a Nissan :eek:
And after reality hits there is always my dad can beat up your dad

[canuck1]

Try paddling a 20ft. boat to shore, its not fun at all..........( . )( . )........ :(
Put down the beer and try again

[canuck1]

I know that, I was in this one at 106mph and it rocked..........( . )( . )........ :D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72HPIM0657.JPG
Too bad you screamed like a girl the whole ride

[Kim Hanson]

Put down the beer and try again
No way, I want alittle trolling motor that I can just throw on and to shore slow, but it will get there someday............( . )( . )......... :wink:

[Kim Hanson]

Too bad you screamed like a girl the whole ride
Never did, but I think I pissed off Rob when I told him my whacker did that speed this year :p ..........( . )( . ).........To the shore for a plate change :D :D

[canuck1]

Never did, but I think I pissed off Rob when I told him my whacker did that speed this year :p ..........( . )( . ).........To the shore for a plate change :D :D
I can pull my boat at well over 100 mph too, but that don't mean shit on the water

[Kim Hanson]

I can pull my boat at well over 100 mph too, but that don't mean shit on the water
You will ride in mine and I will show you the big difference in bringing it ;) ........( . )( . )..........On the water bitch :D

[canuck1]

As Bob Dylan said
Kim is just like a woman

[canuck1]

Tom Brown is an ASS

[Kim Hanson]

As Bob Dylan said
Kim is just like a woman
I'am not so there.........( . )( . )......... :p

[single barrel]

Once again, Kimmy making friends everywhere she goes.

[canuck1]

Once again, Kimmy making friends everywhere she goes.
Once again Single barrel pulling head out of ass to talk

[Kim Hanson]

Once again, Kimmy making friends everywhere she goes.
Yes Marcy and myself have met Canuck1, I do classify him as a friend...Now for you I will fart in your direction.........( . )( . )....... :hammerhea

[You Te]

Little do you know...
Now that's funny coming from you.
You Te

[dmontzsta]

Now that's funny coming from you.
You Te
Its funny you say that, cause you dont know me. You do not know what I have been through and the fact that I am really 70 years old inside. I was just couceling my owners wife.
Of course I still have my young good looks. Too bad you dont! :eek:

[Kim Hanson]

Of course I still have my young good looks. Too bad you dont! :eek:
Do you tell yourself that everyday looking in the mirror or what.....RiceBoy......... :rolleyes: :D .........( . )( . )...........

[Squirtin Thunder]

Great Post !!!!
The best I have seen in months !!!
Hows the project ???
Jim
Well it was a good day at the whacker regatta, saw everything from sick passes, to big fishes. There were no hot chicks though, wonder why? I will have to think about that one a little more. :idea:
The day started out a little down when kimmy and ut had to be pulled in by roland to start the day.
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/dmontzsta%20pics/IrvineLakeSwapMeet2-13-05/images/100_2594.jpg
It soon got better when kimmy received word from a newbie that there was some big fishin goin down on the other side of the lake, they were quick to set up shop. Here the happy campers are...
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/dmontzsta%20pics/IrvineLakeSwapMeet2-13-05/images/100_2598.jpg
They really got happy when all these guys showed up, was a huge turnout
with lots of high revving dock queens.
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/dmontzsta%20pics/IrvineLakeSwapMeet2-13-05/images/100_2599.jpg
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/dmontzsta%20pics/IrvineLakeSwapMeet2-13-05/images/100_2600.jpg
Some of these ****ers were so light two guys would pick them up and throw them in the bed of their trucks.
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/dmontzsta%20pics/IrvineLakeSwapMeet2-13-05/images/100_2601.jpg
It was a great day, as you can see...by the end of the day they were still docked, the water was just a little too rough today.
http://dmontzmax.maximaclubca.com/dmontzsta%20pics/IrvineLakeSwapMeet2-13-05/images/100_2625.jpg
I must admit I felt a little out of place talking about whackers around a bunch of guys, I dont know if I will be back next year.

[dmontzsta]

Do you tell yourself that everyday looking in the mirror or what.....RiceBoy......... :rolleyes: :D .........( . )( . )...........
I always tell myself, someday I am going to grow some long hair and own a weed whacker boat, then move to Canada. :D

[dmontzsta]

Great Post !!!!
The best I have seen in months !!!
Hows the project ???
Jim
Hey Jim,
The project is going great. :D Check your PM.

[Kim Hanson]

I always tell myself, someday I am going to grow some long hair and own a weed whacker boat, then move to Canada. :D
So whats the problem then, must be the hair right...........( . )( . )......... :crossx: :p

[Kim Hanson]

Hey Jim,
The project is going great. :D Check your PM.
" Project " is that the nice way to call it a " POS " ?.......... :idea: ...( . )( . ).........

[dmontzsta]

" Project " is that the nice way to call it a " POS " ?.......... :idea: ...( . )( . ).........
haha, you have no idea what he is even talking about.
:eat:

[Kevin Boyntin]

haha, you have no idea what he is even talking about.
:eat:
CALL IT PROJECT MARCIE. HOW TO BUILD A TRUCK OUT OF CASINO CHIPS.

[dmontzsta]

CALL IT PROJECT MARCIE. HOW TO BUILD A TRUCK OUT OF CASINO CHIPS.
LMFAO that is the funniest thing yet.

[single barrel]

Once again Single barrel pulling head out of ass to talk
Can you imagine the Hansons and the canucks out on a dinner date. Thats a funny thought! Whole lotta bread going on there.

[canuck1]

Can you imagine the Hansons and the canucks out on a dinner date. Thats a funny thought! Whole lotta bread going on there.
Please pull your head further out of your ass and try again,
I tried my KH translator and could not make any sense of what you wrote so I will ask you to translate your post for me.

[Forkin' Crazy]

Can you imagine the Hansons and the canucks out on a dinner date. Thats a funny thought! Whole lotta breeding going on there.
:supp:

[Kim Hanson]

CALL IT PROJECT MARCIE. HOW TO BUILD A TRUCK OUT OF CASINO CHIPS.
We have very few Casino Places here and it's good to see you coming in here in RiceBoys deffence..............I heard ya all fock together...........( . )( . )....... :messedup:

[Kim Hanson]

LMFAO that is the funniest thing yet.
With an IQ of 60 it would be............( . )( . )........... :hammerhea

[uclahater]

With an IQ of 60 it would be............( . )( . )........... :hammerhea
Thats still twice as high as anyone from Canada :2purples: :crossx: :hammerhea

[dmontzsta]

With an IQ of 60 it would be............( . )( . )........... :hammerhea
You are one to talk about IQs. Dont you have a 24 pack to drink or something?

[lucky]

Thats still twice as high as anyone from Canada :2purples: :crossx: :hammerhea
And yet - 10 higher than you ! :idea: :eat: lol - biatch

[uclahater]

And yet - 10 higher than you ! :idea: :eat: lol - biatch
well than that means at least 20 higher than you :crossx: So There :skull:

[Kim Hanson]

Thats still twice as high as anyone from Canada :2purples: :crossx: :hammerhea
You think so Hater, your country ( :rolleyes: ) Is still below us with scores on SAT'S :idea: Look it up genius.........( . )( . ).......... :notam:

[Kim Hanson]

You are one to talk about IQs. Dont you have a 24 pack to drink or something?
Im starting , so I should beat you in 2 beer...........( . )( . )........... :p

[uclahater]

You think so Hater, your country ( :rolleyes: ) Is still below us with scores on SAT'S :idea: Look it up genius.........( . )( . ).......... :notam:
We said IQ not SAT Dumb ASS :idea: What was your score on the SAT's KIMMY 320 LMAO :D :hammer2: , and whats your IQ 10 if so you and Lucky would have the same score :idea: :shift: :eat:

[Kim Hanson]

We said IQ not SAT Dumb ASS :idea: What was your score on the SAT's KIMMY 320 LMAO :D :hammer2: , and whats your IQ 10 if so you and Lucky would have the same score :idea: :shift: :eat:
I just did it and I think I can do better striaght :D ........( . )( . ).........
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72certificatesample.jpg :sleeping: :D

[uclahater]

I just did it and I think I can do better striaght :D ........( . )( . ).........
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72certificatesample.jpg :sleeping: :D
Your proud of 110 :hammer2: Now you've givin us all evidence that your the Dumbest MF in Bench racers :confused:

[Kim Hanson]

Your proud of 110 :hammer2: Now you've givin us all evidence that your the Dumbest MF in Bench racers :confused:
Lets see what you can do Hater, Im 160 straight! Do the test, or do you need directions to it?.........( . )( . ).......... :D

[Kim Hanson]

If you want I will post up a link to it, fat ass :wink: ........( . )( . )........ :p

[Kevin Boyntin]

The Canadian Women Are Better Up There. Marcy Takes Me Balls Deep.

[dmontzsta]

The Canadian Women Are Better Up There. Marcy Takes Me Balls Deep.
haha, does she take your truck to?

[Kim Hanson]

Your proud of 110 :hammer2: Now you've givin us all evidence that your the Dumbest MF in Bench racers :confused:
Look at the date Hater :p too funny............( . )( . ).......... :idea: wake up!

[Kim Hanson]

The Canadian Women Are Better Up There. Marcy Takes Me Balls Deep.
1" isn't deep biatch...........( . )( . )............Stir sticks are for coffee and picking up dog chit, you have seen your calling Kevin... :sleeping:

[Kim Hanson]

haha, does she take your truck to?
:sleeping: :sleeping: Go take Gooney GooGoo out for a Run..........( . )( . )..... :idea:

[Clown Midgets]

Your proud of 110 :hammer2: Now you've givin us all evidence that your the Dumbest MF in Bench racers :confused:
Was'nt there a movie made about you two?

[Kim Hanson]

Was'nt there a movie made about you two?
That was hater and dmontzsta, Dumb and Dumber! :p ..........( . )( . ).......... :notam: :D

[uclahater]

That was hater and dmontzsta, Dumb and Dumber! :p ..........( . )( . ).......... :notam: :D
No Kimmy it was a T.V show about you, and You Te "when Harry met Sally"

[uclahater]

Was'nt there a movie made about you two?
LMAO :cry: Clown Boy Dont let these Outboard fags concince you over to the Dark side or pretty soon your name will be changed to LUCKY 2 :devil:
Clown Boy if your looking for serious answers about race boats go to the V-Drive section. I just went through, and read some of your post, and it doesnt look like your getting anu answers :cool: This is the worst place to go for serious answers :hammerhea
Now if your having a bad day, and need a little stress relief than this is the place to go :crossx: :crossx:

[uclahater]

:sleeping: :sleeping: Go take Gooney GooGoo out for a Run..........( . )( . )..... :idea:
KIMMY you make anyone that owns a boat look bad with Dumb Ass post like these :notam:

[Kim Hanson]

No Kimmy it was a T.V show about you, and You Te "when Harry met Sally"
Now way it was Trains, Planes and Automobiles for you 2 ..sorry :hammerhea :crossx: .........( . )( . ).........I had them mixed up :p

[Kim Hanson]

LMAO :cry: Clown Boy Dont let these Outboard fags concince you over to the Dark side or pretty soon your name will be changed to LUCKY 2 :devil:
Clown Boy if your looking for serious answers about race boats go to the V-Drive section. I just went through, and read some of your post, and it doesnt look like your getting anu answers :cool: This is the worst place to go for serious answers :hammerhea
Now if your having a bad day, and need a little stress relief than this is the place to go :crossx: :crossx:
Preach away Hater, looking at expanding the followers :idea: ..........( . )( . ).... :D

[Clown Midgets]

Now way it was Trains, Planes and Automobiles for you 2 ..sorry :hammerhea :crossx: .........( . )( . ).........I had them mixed up :p
I loved that movie :cool: Im just messin with you all. Ucla boy thanks for the info :cool: It seems like theres a couple of people in here that have been willing to help. Billy B(dont kno what kind of boat he has), UT-Outboard guy, and now you. What kind of boat do you have :confused: Roland has been nothing but a smart ass, and I cant really understand alot of Kim Hasons post :cry: , but I think that everybody, but a few people in here are way to mean to him. The wife comments are off limits :confused: back here you use them, and your likely to get shot :rollside:
Its way past my bed time one more shot, and its off to bed

[dmontzsta]

:sleeping: :sleeping: Go take Gooney GooGoo out for a Run..........( . )( . )..... :idea:
Why dont you pass that joint, you have been holding it tooooo long.

[dmontzsta]

No Kimmy it was a T.V show about you, and You Te "when Harry met Sally"
dang, I thought you were going to say "boosum buddies" hahaha.

[uclahater]

Preach away Hater, looking at expanding the followers :idea: ..........( . )( . ).... :D
Kimmy this guy didnt come in here to get tossed around :mad: If someones serious than they should at least get some answers, so I directed him there :cool:
Just because your a DumbAss, and everyone that comes on here recognizes it should tell you something :idea:
How many peeps have come on here, and said they couldnt even understand your post :idea:
Have anothet beer my BIIIAATCH

[dmontzsta]

KIMMY you make anyone that owns a boat look bad with Dumb Ass post like these :notam:
Glad I am not the only one who sees this...he is in a league of his own.

[dmontzsta]

Have anothet beer my BIIIAATCH
lol How many more do you think he can drink? pretty soon he is going to go brain dead, oh wait...too late. :D

[Kim Hanson]

KIMMY you make anyone that owns a boat look bad with Dumb Ass post like these :notam:
What? you guys talk about my wife and I deal with it, so **** off! You don't have a boat either, so live with it! :hammerhea
Hater if you are in this section looking for help are you going to find it..NO! That is why they have certain sections for help. I have found that V-Drive section alot of help ( anal people in there) ! To each his own, keep it in that section and some may help you..........( . )( . )............ :crossx:

[uclahater]

What? you guys talk about my wife and I deal with it, so **** off! You don't have a boat either, so live with it! :hammerhea
Hater if you are in this section looking for help are you going to find it..NO! That is why they have certain sections for help. I have found that V-Drive section alot of help ( anal people in there) ! To each his own, keep it in that section and some may help you..........( . )( . )............ :crossx:
He didnt know DUMB ASS
Have another beer my BIIAAATCH :devil:

[Kim Hanson]

He didnt know DUMB ASS
Have another beer my BIIAAATCH :devil:
If you go back Hater I told him what section to go to ( if its your type of drive ), I haven't said anything bad....( . )( . )...........So bite me! :rolleyes:

[dmontzsta]

If you go back Hater I told him what section to go to ( if its your type of drive ), I haven't said anything bad....( . )( . )...........So bite me! :rolleyes:
Victoria Kimberly Hanson, you would want a man to bite you.

[rrrr]

Excuse me, which aisle has the vegetable soup, flour, and Tabasco? I'm going to make a new brain for Kevin Boybouncer. :notam:

[lucky]

We said IQ not SAT Dumb ASS :idea: What was your score on the SAT's KIMMY 320 LMAO :D :hammer2: , and whats your IQ 10 if so you and Lucky would have the same score :idea: :shift: :eat:
lmao - great mathmatical skills there hate - lets try this again 60-10 =50 - mine = 40- hanson = 30 - ding ding ding we have a new weiner - you get the crown cock award hater ---

[uclahater]

lmao - great mathmatical skills there hate - lets try this again 60-10 =50 - mine = 40- hanson = 30 - ding ding ding we have a new weiner - you get the crown cock award hater ---
And you get the Crown Cock Lover award for swallowing so much outboard CUM :yuk: :yuk:

[lucky]

And you get the Crown Cock Lover award for doing such a good job servicing my azz CUM :yuk: :yuk:
even fat boys need love - put the blonde wig on next time - i need a change ...

[Kim Hanson]

I loved that movie :cool: Im just messin with you all. Ucla boy thanks for the info :cool: It seems like theres a couple of people in here that have been willing to help. Billy B(dont kno what kind of boat he has), UT-Outboard guy, and now you. What kind of boat do you have :confused: Roland has been nothing but a smart ass, and I cant really understand alot of Kim Hasons post :cry: , but I think that everybody, but a few people in here are way to mean to him. The wife comments are off limits :confused: back here you use them, and your likely to get shot :rollside:
Its way past my bed time one more shot, and its off to bed
You will learn and it takes alot of V-Drive guys to make fun of 1 OB guy, you have seen so far that much..........( . )( . )........... :smile:

[Kim Hanson]

Kimmy this guy didnt come in here to get tossed around :mad: If someones serious than they should at least get some answers, so I directed him there :cool:
Just because your a DumbAss, and everyone that comes on here recognizes it should tell you something :idea:
How many peeps have come on here, and said they couldnt even understand your post :idea:
Have anothet beer my BIIIAATCH
Your tits are getting in the way of my posts :hammerhea .........( . )( . )............. The rest, who knows they are Americans :frown:

[Kim Hanson]

Victoria Kimberly Hanson, you would want a man to bite you.
Its just a figure of speach here, so don't jump on the band wagon for a bite........( . )( . )............. :idea:

[dmontzsta]

Its just a figure of speach here, so don't jump on the band wagon for a bite........( . )( . )............. :idea:
:confused:

[canuck1]

:confused:
A man would have caught that

[Kilrtoy]

WTF, How come i wasnt invited to this regetta.... or is it just a two person fight :boxingguy :boxingguy :boxingguy
And dont sart with me uclahater,
Sc lost to us tonight by 30 points....

[dmontzsta]

A man would have caught that
A "special halfman/halfwoman" from canada.

[uclahater]

WTF, How come i wasnt invited to this regetta.... or is it just a two person fight :boxingguy :boxingguy :boxingguy
And dont sart with me uclahater,
Sc lost to us tonight by 30 points....
Weve have to give you guys something to get off of your knees from all of the knock outs weve been deliverin :D
Plus IM sure your invited to the BBSP :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:

[dmontzsta]

Weve have to give you guys something to get off of your knees from all of the knock outs weve been deliverin :D
Plus IM sure your invited to the BBSP :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:
I thought you were going to say cause his boat couldnt fit on the lake. :D

[Kim Hanson]

WTF, How come i wasnt invited to this regetta.... or is it just a two person fight :boxingguy :boxingguy :boxingguy
And dont sart with me uclahater,
Sc lost to us tonight by 30 points....
I think its me against these v-drive freaks, if you want in the door is open..........( . )( . ).......... :p :wink:

[Kim Hanson]

A "special halfman/halfwoman" from canada.
No Rice Boy a short bus rider for the good old USA.........Where are you from again ? :D :D .........( . )( . )........Yookanoodle Pull, Soviet Union :jawdrop:

[dmontzsta]

I think its me against these v-drive freaks, if you want in the back door is open..........( . )( . ).......... :p :wink:
I think we all know that already. hahaha

[Kim Hanson]

I think we all know that already. hahaha
I have to say doing that shit with quotes is V-Drive stuff all the way--GAY!.........( . )( . )............ :notam:

[dmontzsta]

No Rice Boy a short bus rider for the good old USA.........Where are you from again ? :D :D .........( . )( . )........Yookanoodle Pull, Soviet Union :jawdrop:
I am from the USA dont you forget it, canadian.

[dmontzsta]

I have to say doing that shit with quotes is V-Drive stuff all the way--GAY!.........( . )( . )............ :notam:
Dont hate! Talking in canadian on a USA forum isnt gay?

[Kim Hanson]

I am from the USA dont you forget it, canadian.
If you say so............( . )( . )........Ameriturd! :p

[Kim Hanson]

Dont hate! Talking in canadian on a USA forum isnt gay?
Talking on a USA forum is talking , where does the gay come into play RiceBoy....Stick to the V-drive forums, gay is the norm........( . )( . )........ :idea: :idea: :D

[dmontzsta]

If you say so............( . )( . )........Ameriturd! :p
Atleast we are not trying to be like England. :220v:

[Kim Hanson]

Atleast we are not trying to be like England. :220v:
Starting wars is all you want, you are a nice place to live by...that is about it though :supp: Now stop this shit its going into Politics now, RiceBoy you get sprayed in the face today with stupid gas or what?........( . )( . )....... :sleeping:

[Sangster]

http://www.koehlerinjection.com/Koehler/ListNM/nmlist001009.gif

[dmontzsta]

Starting wars is all you want, you are a nice place to live by...that is about it though :supp: Now stop this shit its going into Politics now, RiceBoy you get sprayed in the face today with stupid gas or what?........( . )( . )....... :sleeping:
Politics a little more than the ole noggin can handle Kimmy?
Actually it has just been a busy ****ed up day.

[Kim Hanson]

Politics a little more than the ole noggin can handle Kimmy?
Actually it has just been a busy ****ed up day.
Politics, see me go in there...No, its a no win situation...do as they say, ****ed up in my eyes...You guys can live with it, I can't!.........( . )( . )....... :crossx: Im not into violence at all :yuk:

[O.B eddie]

Politics, see me go in there...No, its a no win situation...do as they say, ****ed up in my eyes...You guys can live with it, I can't!.........( . )( . )....... :crossx: Im not into violence at all :yuk: I am sure you are tired of being whooped on by all the cross dressing lady's you associate with!!v Hee Haww :(

[Kim Hanson]

I am sure you are tired of being whooped on by all the cross dressing lady's you associate with!!v Hee Haww :(
I found this picture of you OB, I didn,t think you look so bad in a dress for a fat guy! How do you ride a surfboard with a dress on in beyond my imagination...... :D ......( . )( . ).............
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/3742zass.gif