Mrs.Racer277
02-16-2005, 11:54 AM
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed
home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear
Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely
stays
at
home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to
switch with mine for a day. Amen. > > >
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning,
sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for
his
mate, awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them
breakfast,
packed their lunches, Drove them to school, came home and picked up the
dry
cleaning, took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a
deposit, went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the
groceries,
Paid
the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box
and
bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the
school to
pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set
out
milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, Then
set
up
the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper,
he
cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the
kids,
and put
them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores
weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love,
which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's
being
able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way
they
were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
night."
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stayed
home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear
Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely
stays
at
home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to
switch with mine for a day. Amen. > > >
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning,
sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for
his
mate, awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them
breakfast,
packed their lunches, Drove them to school, came home and picked up the
dry
cleaning, took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a
deposit, went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the
groceries,
Paid
the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box
and
bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the
school to
pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set
out
milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, Then
set
up
the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper,
he
cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the
kids,
and put
them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores
weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love,
which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's
being
able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way
they
were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
night."
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