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hoolign
02-16-2005, 07:57 PM
in and out of conciousnes??? let me tell you..it's a bitch to pass out before you can get the hustler lined up, and the rag ready!!! :jawdrop:

Mrs.Racer277
02-16-2005, 07:59 PM
Still stuck at work Hooligan? :confused: ;)

hoolign
02-16-2005, 08:06 PM
Still stuck at work Hooligan? :confused: ;)
Yeah...looks like 3 more weeks
:frown:

Tom Brown
02-16-2005, 08:08 PM
Who is that rat bag freak in your avatar, Hoolign?

hoolign
02-16-2005, 08:11 PM
Who is that rat bag freak in your avatar, Hoolign?
my neighbors neighbor!...freakin shit disturber...and don't take that in a bran sort of way
:D

Tom Brown
02-16-2005, 08:13 PM
You need to move to a better neighborhood.

jdf
02-16-2005, 08:15 PM
your not done drilling yet

hoolign
02-16-2005, 08:17 PM
your not done drilling yet
Newp..

jdf
02-16-2005, 08:18 PM
it takes 30 days down here there is about 10 rigs running around our lake

Mrs.Racer277
02-16-2005, 08:19 PM
Yeah...looks like 3 more weeks
:frown:
That sucks. :frown:
It will go by fast I am sure. :rolleyes: :)

hoolign
02-16-2005, 08:20 PM
it takes 30 days down here there is about 10 rigs running around our lake
How deep is PBTD??

jdf
02-16-2005, 08:21 PM
on averg 13,000 in this area have seen a few 22,000

hoolign
02-16-2005, 08:28 PM
on averg 13,000 in this area have seen a few 22,000
Thats pretty fast hole, must be some heavy geological differences, I know the longest I have seen was 20, 000 ft, in 5 months, but 70 degree deviation,
these are mostly straight, but hard zones. depends on the rig, average is 9000 ft in 3 weeks.

jdf
02-16-2005, 08:33 PM
i grew up in okla.. so i was used to triple and bigger rig's you know the type that pick you up to the floor ...most down here are single they let the big dog eat on the ground mu old frac crew are doing two jobs a day 65-85bmp 650,000 of sand

hoolign
02-16-2005, 08:38 PM
Cool fracs!..some one up here is booking most of the c-2000 frac oil for a 2000 m3 frac, supposed to be 4 days long!..I posted some pics a while back , I did a hole that was the deepest ever drilled in Canada, with the biggest rig in Canada, Nabors 89. That was some very interesting work!

jdf
02-16-2005, 08:42 PM
nabors 89 is a big boy i did a few 3 day frac in alice tx it was a long three day 's at 10 bmp...like the jobs where you have 20 frac pumps at 2000 hp each laid back and blow down the hole at 250bmp at 5,000 psi no room for a f@SS up

hoolign
02-16-2005, 08:47 PM
I miss the old fracmaster jet turbines, when 6 of them lit up on location you could feel your fillings dance!

DEEZ NUTTS
02-16-2005, 08:51 PM
hooligan, how much time do you get off between jobs?
And dont give me some joke about gettin' off

jdf
02-16-2005, 08:51 PM
now there is a name i forgot bj bought them in 99or 00 boy did we get get some junk down here my little bro worked for them

hoolign
02-16-2005, 08:53 PM
hooligan, how much time do you get off between jobs?
And dont give me some joke about gettin' off
Actually when it's busy like this before break up ..I may get 4 days off, been here for 43 days and it'll be three more weeks before daze off... so far this YEAR i have had 37 days off...sucks to be me

jdf
02-16-2005, 08:55 PM
hang in there and burn a fattie

hoolign
02-16-2005, 08:58 PM
hang in there and burn a fattie
We're defintiley reading from the same manual
:D

jdf
02-16-2005, 09:01 PM
basic oilfield 102 old school

hoolign
02-16-2005, 09:10 PM
basic oilfield 102 old school
Actually it's 420. 1

canuck1
02-16-2005, 09:19 PM
my neighbors neighbor!...freakin shit disturber...and don't take that in a bran sort of way
:D
One ugly mofo

hoolign
02-16-2005, 09:24 PM
One ugly mofo
you just get back to building houses ..your ol lady wants me to swing by and do some " tool...pushin" :D

canuck1
02-16-2005, 09:52 PM
Yep, you are a major tool alright

canuck1
02-16-2005, 09:53 PM
BTW nice hair

hoolign
02-16-2005, 10:00 PM
BTW nice hair
At least I didntcut it to make Tom happy! :D

Coleitis22
02-16-2005, 10:53 PM
Oh Man,
First you are looking for recipes and now it's woody time. We are not sure what will help but perhaps wrap a large slice of frozen liver around the anatomical part in question and let it marinate for several minutes. Consume 7 ounces of Grey Goose. Then when the mood strikes, throw away the liver and pass out. Next morning, repeat therapy with a large ham. Repeat everyday until you can acquire an elephant seal. By then, you will :2purples: have forgotten every biological need and will go back to obtaining recipes. :(