Beat the jet boat.... [Archive]

lucky

02-21-2005, 06:50 AM

haha, that jet boat had such a hard time coming off the line, but still came back at the end.
I beat IT 11 TIEMS A sec.WHEN I SAW THAT turbo Stang , BUT I WAS in my ricemobile - SO HE DID NOT CHECK ME OUT , doesnt mean I am faster.
WELL AT LEAST YA GET GOOD GAS MILIAGE - :coffeycup :D

uclahater

02-21-2005, 09:01 AM

Forkin Crazy show up to needles, and we'll see about them gayboards. You may have to get me out of my trailer seeing as Rolands wife will be with me, and That means some extra corricular activity :D

Clown Midgets

02-21-2005, 09:01 AM

you guys are brutal :devil:

dmontzsta

02-21-2005, 09:10 AM

My super charged '85 cchevy crew cab duelly at 8000lbs spanks a rice burner and I have the tickets to prove, but hell I'd take a shot a squirt boat any day hell even a clamp on. Just tell me where the starting line is..... :eat:
Were not talking civics here.

dmontzsta

02-21-2005, 09:10 AM

WELL AT LEAST YA GET GOOD GAS MILIAGE - :coffeycup :D
dang, that editing sucked dude. I can see some crazy talk like that coming from the canadians, but you are from NorCal, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Roland the Fisherman

02-21-2005, 09:25 AM

you guys are brutal :devil:
Please pay close attention CM. One should never confuse brutal and witty with plain old retardation.

uclahater

02-21-2005, 12:02 PM

You OB guys are experts of Retardation arent you :cool: You've had alot of training from KIMMY :notam:

Roland the Fisherman

02-21-2005, 12:24 PM

You OB guys are experts of Retardation arent you :cool: You've had alot of training from KIMMY :notam:
Whats the matter this morning Hater, you seem a little testy. Is my girlfriend giving you a hard time. :confused:
Just say the word and I'll cut her off. That will make her sad! :cry:

MAXIMUS

02-21-2005, 03:24 PM

Hey Roland nice bASS! :idea:

You Te

02-21-2005, 04:34 PM

Max lives. :2purples:
You Te

Kim Hanson

02-21-2005, 05:52 PM

Forkin Crazy show up to needles, and we'll see about them gayboards. You may have to get me out of my trailer seeing as Rolands wife will be with me, and That means some extra corricular activity :D
I don't think hes into man bras yet, butt you can show him the line up I bet :eek: ............( . )( . )............. :crossx:

Kim Hanson

02-21-2005, 05:53 PM

you guys are brutal :devil:
I think of them all as slow assed boys, unless its an OB.........( . )( . )........ :cool: :crossx:

Kim Hanson

02-21-2005, 05:56 PM

Were not talking civics here.
They are all the same RiceBoy.......( . )( . ).......... :( Just a different name, still a piece of shit. :idea:

Kim Hanson

02-21-2005, 06:03 PM

You OB guys are experts of Retardation arent you :cool: You've had alot of training from KIMMY :notam:
When you have a fast OB, you don't need training to act like a V-Drive guy ( Im not a v-drive nut gragger ).............( . )( . ).......You want a titty twist I bet :wink: :hammerhea .

uclahater

02-21-2005, 07:56 PM

Whats the matter this morning Hater, you seem a little testy. Is my girlfriend giving you a hard time. :confused:
Just say the word and I'll cut her off. That will make her sad! :cry:
When I use Hard, and you in the same sentice my wife sure does laugh :crossx: She finally told me what your nickname "CP" meant(Centimeter Peter) Thanks again for the Cash Ive been able to upgrade my motor with it :) I've entered your wife into the Hot Boat Calendar, and she excepted :crossx: As long as its on my boat so she can look hot. She said laying on your boat makes her look fat :hammerhea No wonder you guys have such a hard time landin the hotties with those piles :220v:

uclahater

02-21-2005, 08:03 PM

When you have a fast OB, you don't need training to act like a V-Drive guy ( Im not a v-drive nut gragger ).............( . )( . ).......You want a titty twist I bet :wink: :hammerhea .
KIMMY I know longer have tits I've lost them all(sorry Ut I know you get excited by them) IM not a sucked up, Fagget Ass, With a wife who Gambles my Balls away at the Casino like you. :hammer2:
By the way the Beer companies are even embarrassed by you, and have asked that you quit naming their beers in association with your name. Something about the kids seeing you, and believing that there was crack in Labats Blue now :eek: :hammerhea
Hey KIMMY heres a High Five for Nailing Lucky's wife behind his back She said that even you were hung better than him, and she thought that was impossible :hammerhea

dmontzsta

02-21-2005, 10:07 PM

They are all the same RiceBoy.......( . )( . ).......... :( Just a different name, still a piece of shit. :idea:
ok, and you are going to buy a "hemi" ohhhh rumble bee, bzzzzz...sorry pos, I would make it looks stupid.

lucky

02-22-2005, 06:20 AM

KIMMY I know longer have tits I've lost them all(sorry Ut I know you get excited by them) IM not a sucked up, Fagget Ass, With a wife who Gambles my Balls away at the Casino like you. :hammer2:
By the way the Beer companies are even embarrassed by you, and have asked that you quit naming their beers in association with your name. Something about the kids seeing you, and believing that there was crack in Labats Blue now :eek: :hammerhea
Hey KIMMY heres a High Five for Nailing Lucky's wife behind his back She said that even you were hung better than him, and she thought that was impossible :hammerhea
lol - hater's feeling spunky ! lmao -- Kimmies safe - he's not into the kinky stuff :) :confused: he has alot less time on his hands ,- pissing ya hoos's off and drinking - so i know its all good when i get home - I called and talked to roland - yesterday - he said he was unable to talk - cause he was Knee deep in honey - wonder what he meant by that :coffeycup :D

Forkin' Crazy

02-22-2005, 08:21 AM

Forkin Crazy show up to needles, and we'll see about them outboards. You may have to get me out of my closet seeing as dmonzta will be with me, and That means some extra cordickular activity :D
Hell no!!!! Stay your gay ass in your closet!!!!! :messedup:

Forkin' Crazy

02-22-2005, 08:24 AM

Hey Roland nice bASS! :idea:
Hi Maxi. You must have been being good. Mommie let you out to play? Or did you escape again? :cool:

uclahater

02-22-2005, 09:34 AM

Hi Maxi. You must have been being good. Mommie let you out to play? Or did you escape again? :cool:
I think Mommy put a pad lock on the computer :crossx: Maxi are you runnin you Gn boat in Parker? Or are you bringin it to needles?

uclahater

02-22-2005, 09:39 AM

Hell Yes!!!! I cant wait to watch you mounting Rolands wife Because I could never get a Hot Chick myself so I just like to watch:messedup:
Forkin Crazy I thought you had more wit than lucky :rolleyes: It doesnt take much to change someones post Retard :)

Forkin' Crazy

02-22-2005, 12:54 PM

No shit, but still funny as hell! LMFAO!!!! :hammerhea

lucky

02-22-2005, 02:19 PM

Forkin Crazy I think you and lucky are gods : :)
Yes we are - :cool:

MAXIMUS

02-22-2005, 05:02 PM

Hi Maxi. You must have been being good. Mommie let you out to play? Or did you escape again? :cool:
Still a ball biter eh... :idea:

Kim Hanson

02-22-2005, 05:08 PM

ok, and you are going to buy a "hemi" ohhhh rumble bee, bzzzzz...sorry pos, I would make it looks stupid.
You keep tell yourself that, my last truck was black and it looked tits pulling my boats...........( . )( . )......... :rolleyes:

MAXIMUS

02-22-2005, 05:10 PM

I think Mommy put a pad lock on the computer :crossx: Maxi are you runnin you Gn boat in Parker? Or are you bringin it to needles?
Hater I have been working day & night on that pig! I am not sure if I can have it ready to run the parker meet or not? As for the regatta stuff that boat will not be getting used for recreational purposes until it is retired. IE the old man retires from driving. I am going to run the parker eduro & possibly be driving as well. :) Are you getting that SissyStock boat ready to run??? :hammerhea Or are you spending to much time playing but darts with hanson & U.T.? Lucky is a bad influence as well.... :crossx:

MAXIMUS

02-22-2005, 05:11 PM

Hi YouTe! :)

Kim Hanson

02-22-2005, 05:16 PM

KIMMY I know longer have tits I've lost them all(sorry Ut I know you get excited by them) IM not a sucked up, Fagget Ass, With a wife who Gambles my Balls away at the Casino like you. :hammer2:
By the way the Beer companies are even embarrassed by you, and have asked that you quit naming their beers in association with your name. Something about the kids seeing you, and believing that there was crack in Labats Blue now :eek: :hammerhea
Hey KIMMY heres a High Five for Nailing Lucky's wife behind his back She said that even you were hung better than him, and she thought that was impossible :hammerhea
Id bet it was a Neddles you lost your tits right, ya just got to tell them " Im not your MaMa " :crossx:
I wouldn't touch Labats Blue, that is crap.You guys can have that shit, it cleans you right out...flush out your engines with that shit!........( . )( . )........Im not getting into banging other guys women thanks, I don't like long distance relationships :p :D

Kim Hanson

02-22-2005, 05:19 PM

Still a ball biter eh... :idea:
I thought he was a Combine Pilot with a Fast Whacker , now im con****ed up :crossx: .............( . )( . )..........

Kim Hanson

02-22-2005, 05:24 PM

uclahater

02-22-2005, 06:22 PM

Hater I have been working day & night on that pig! I am not sure if I can have it ready to run the parker meet or not? As for the regatta stuff that boat will not be getting used for recreational purposes until it is retired. IE the old man retires from driving. I am going to run the parker eduro & possibly be driving as well. :) Are you getting that SissyStock boat ready to run??? :hammerhea Or are you spending to much time playing but darts with hanson & U.T.? Lucky is a bad influence as well.... :crossx:
I've been as hidden as you have on the boards until today. Butt darts gets old when theirs no compition, and especially with a guy that doesnt wipe like Lucky. Lucky and KIMMY now wife swap, and KIMMY's wife lost luckys boat Gambling :eat: So he had to give him his FAGBOARD, and thats why LUCKY has crossed over. I bet he wishes he would have left that Trim alone now
Boat is painted, Motor is at Pfaff getting a tune up, wshuwrhr has the rigging almost done :D So it will be ready to test, and tune at Needles :shift:
What happened to a man with children should never be racing a boat :idea:
If you, and Gritch are runnin Parker than I'll comedown for the day on Sunday, and watchh you run :supp:
Hope life is good for the man who cleans up shit :hammer2:
Did you ever sell that Stang to my Bro :confused:

Kim Hanson

02-22-2005, 06:39 PM

You Te

02-22-2005, 07:10 PM

Boat is painted, Motor is at Pfaff getting a tune up, wshuwrhr has the rigging almost done :D So it will be ready to test, and tune at Needles :confused:
And don't forget ..........to get spanked at Needles.
You Te

MAXIMUS

02-23-2005, 05:50 AM

I've been as hidden as you have on the boards until today. Butt darts gets old when theirs no compition, and especially with a guy that doesnt wipe like Lucky. Lucky and KIMMY now wife swap, and KIMMY's wife lost luckys boat Gambling :eat: So he had to give him his FAGBOARD, and thats why LUCKY has crossed over. I bet he wishes he would have left that Trim alone now
Boat is painted, Motor is at Pfaff getting a tune up, wshuwrhr has the rigging almost done :D So it will be ready to test, and tune at Needles :shift:
What happened to a man with children should never be racing a boat :idea:
If you, and Gritch are runnin Parker than I'll comedown for the day on Sunday, and watchh you run :supp:
Hope life is good for the man who cleans up shit :hammer2:
Did you ever sell that Stang to my Bro :confused:
No still have the rice eater, driving in a endurance race to me is a little less intense I would say from the speed & a little more hard on the ass & kidneys. That I could deal with! Kinda like hanging out in hear... Its more of an indurance thing then who is the fastest bench racer... :argue: All is going well my friend. I will let you know when we will be ready to accept the high points title! :crossx:

uclahater

02-23-2005, 06:34 AM

And don't forget ..........to get spanked at Needles.
You Te
Sorry UT wont be doin any racing till June in Byrley, and Yes I will get spanked, but not by you or any other Outboard :D
If you show up to Needles I will race you for a 2 mile distance since your boat is set up to go for a distance, and so is mine :jawdrop: Better get a bigger bottle though so you have a chance :supp:

uclahater

02-23-2005, 06:36 AM

No still have the rice eater, driving in a endurance race to me is a little less intense I would say from the speed & a little more hard on the ass & kidneys. That I could deal with! Kinda like hanging out in hear... Its more of an indurance thing then who is the fastest bench racer... :argue: All is going well my friend. I will let you know when we will be ready to accept the high points title! :crossx:
I didnt know they had High Point in Nostalgia :sleeping: :sleeping: Hell do they even get a trophy, and if so you better Drive cause Gritch has been gettin lapped in the 70MPH class, and that just aint right he should be out front where he belongs :D Maybe its the equipment :idea: :eat:

lucky

02-23-2005, 06:44 AM

:sleeping: :sleeping: --- dam bran muffin - I'm blocked -- this is what i feel like :jawdrop: :burningm: :mad: :jawdrop: :supp: awwww :D

Roland the Fisherman

02-23-2005, 09:57 AM

Kinda like hanging out in hear... Its more of an indurance thing then who is the fastest bench racer... :argue: :crossx:
Damn if you did'nt nail that one.

dmontzsta

02-23-2005, 10:32 AM

You keep tell yourself that, my last truck was black and it looked tits pulling my boats...........( . )( . )......... :rolleyes:
That sucks, lets bow our heads and pray that this new one doesnt end up being used in future gambling losses.

MAXIMUS

02-23-2005, 04:30 PM

I didnt know they had High Point in Nostalgia :sleeping: :sleeping: Hell do they even get a trophy, and if so you better Drive cause Gritch has been gettin lapped in the 70MPH class, and that just aint right he should be out front where he belongs :D Maybe its the equipment :idea: :eat:
Damn... wait till I tell Grich that one! LMAO... You may be gettin a phone call... :D Couldn't tell you about the trophy scenario as we have yet to complete a race! :cry: He wasn't aware that was a 70 mph cap??? :rolleyes: Gotta be the equipment...eh? :hammerhea

Kim Hanson

02-23-2005, 06:35 PM

That sucks, lets bow our heads and pray that this new one doesnt end up being used in future gambling losses.
It just won't happen again...........( . )( . ).............. :crossx: :cool:

dmontzsta

02-23-2005, 06:49 PM

It just won't happen again...........( . )( . ).............. :crossx: :cool:
So she doesnt gamble and "victoria" (Kim Hanson) doesnt go to whacker meets and give everyone blow jobs and act like a complete slut, is that the deal?

Kim Hanson

02-23-2005, 07:06 PM

So she doesnt gamble and "victoria" (Kim Hanson) doesnt go to whacker meets and give everyone blow jobs and act like a complete slut, is that the deal?
No she doesn't and HavasuSecrets ex wife ( Victoria ) is a cool person even though they played a good joke on me! I heard if your into Brown streaks you can go to the Neddles Parking lot for a paint job on your dick from dmontzsta, hand signed......look out now, you will be swamped! Rice Boy :p

Forkin' Crazy

02-23-2005, 08:13 PM

Still a ball biter eh... :idea:
I don't blame you. I would be delusional if this (http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/8782) happened to me too... :redface:
Sorry to hear that buddy, you'll be bangin' ass before you know it. :hammerhea

uclahater

02-23-2005, 08:18 PM

Damn... wait till I tell Grich that one! LMAO... You may be gettin a phone call... :D Couldn't tell you about the trophy scenario as we have yet to complete a race! :cry: He wasn't aware that was a 70 mph cap??? :rolleyes: Gotta be the equipment...eh? :hammerhea
What did he think it was 50 :idea:
And for sure it must be the equipment cause Gritch is the greatest ever in my book :crossx:

dmontzsta

02-23-2005, 08:19 PM

No she doesn't and HavasuSecrets ex wife ( Victoria ) is a cool person even though they played a good joke on me! I heard if your into Brown streaks you can go to the Neddles Parking lot for a paint job on your dick from dmontzsta, hand signed......look out now, you will be swamped! Rice Boy :p
In your dreams gay boy.
Stop trying to live out your fantasies through others.

Forkin' Crazy

02-23-2005, 08:24 PM

Yes I will get spanked, but not by you or any other Outboard
& a little more hard on the ass
he should be out front where he belongs :D Maybe its the equipment :idea: :eat:
That is taken from unmodified text.
Damn carboat butt pluggers!!!

Kim Hanson

02-23-2005, 08:40 PM

In your dreams gay boy.
Stop trying to live out your fantasies through others.
I don't live in the V-Drive forum, I see it works for you though........( . )( . ).....Party On! If Rice Boys know how to do that shit :rolleyes:

dmontzsta

02-23-2005, 11:25 PM

I don't live in the V-Drive forum, I see it works for you though........( . )( . ).....Party On! If Rice Boys know how to do that shit :rolleyes:
We know how to party down with your wife. :eat:

Kevin Boyntin

02-24-2005, 08:47 AM

Kim Is Getting Stomped Like A Dirty Roach. Let Him Up Dmonsta He Has Had Enuff.

dmontzsta

02-24-2005, 09:10 AM

Kim Is Getting Stomped Like A Dirty Roach. Let Him Up Dmonsta He Has Had Enuff.
I think he likes being down on his knees.
:)

lucky

02-24-2005, 09:24 AM

I think he likes being down on his knees.
:)
the barney crew does their best work on our knees -- pumpin that honey !!! doggie style baby --

dmontzsta

02-24-2005, 10:11 AM

the barney crew does their best work on our knees -- suckin that penis !!! while taking it doggie style baby --
Wow, ok...TMI. But glad you are proud of it. :D

lucky

02-24-2005, 12:27 PM

the barney crew does their best work on our knees -- working the shaft to biatch racers lol !!! doggie style baby --
here I'll let you have it now -- get on all four's and bark for me -- I promise i'll make you howellllllllllll biatch --- lol :crossx:

dmontzsta

02-24-2005, 01:19 PM

here I'll let you have it now -- get on all four's and bark for me -- I promise i'll make you howellllllllllll biatch --- lol :crossx:
Would you really want to stick it to a man?
:2purples:
I always knew you NorCal folks were a little fruity, its that damn San Francisco that does it to you.

lucky

02-24-2005, 02:26 PM

Would you really want to stick it to a man?
:2purples:
I always knew you NorCal folks were a little fruity, its that damn San Francisco that does it to you.
who said anything about a man - we where talking about you - :idea: isn't that why you put that sofa in your boat so you could drive it on your back ... :messedup: :D :devil: :D

dmontzsta

02-24-2005, 02:41 PM

who said anything about a man - we where talking about you - :idea: isn't that why you put that sofa in your boat so you could drive it on your back ... :messedup: :D :devil: :D
no, I put it there cause you were sick of leaning over the v-drive, now you just lay on your stomach remember?. :D

lucky

02-24-2005, 02:56 PM

no, I put it there cause i was sick of leaning over the v-drive, now you have cushion for your knees -- remember?. :D
yea thats more like it - just like the rest of my biatchs , always trying to please me :D I'll pull out now so you can breathe :jawdrop: :D

dmontzsta

02-24-2005, 03:03 PM

yea thats more like it - just like the rest of my biatchs , always trying to please me :D I'll pull out now so you can breathe :jawdrop: :D
Why did you change it around? I thought you came out of the closet. BTW: Does your eye feel better? I swear it was an accident, next time get your lips around it quicker K?

lucky

02-24-2005, 03:07 PM

Why did you change it around? I thought you came out of the closet. BTW: Does your eye feel better? I swear it was an accident, next time get your lips around it quicker K?
I though you would like it on the bottom -- sorry - you want me to go back to pluggin your azz :eek: lol don't worry about my eyes - but dam those are the pointest tits i have ever had the UN pleasure of spitting on :eek: :D :D

dmontzsta

02-24-2005, 03:17 PM

I though you would like it on the bottom -- sorry - you want me to go back to pluggin your azz :eek: lol don't worry about my eyes - but dam those are the pointest tits i have ever had the UN pleasure of spitting on :eek: :D :D
No, I like sitting in the seat driving while you lay on your stomach and suck away. So you call my penis a "tits" now? I told you no need to spit. :D

lucky

02-24-2005, 03:34 PM

No, I like sitting in the seat driving while you lay on your stomach and suck away. So you call my penis a "tits" now? I told you no need to spit. :D
If i layed on my stomach it would only be due to the fact that you my pointy tited friend , would be directly underneath me - barking like a dog !
ps if it looks like a tit , and milks like a tit , and you can sooth crying bastards with it , it must be a tit - nuff said - I will give you all night to come up with somthing - as i have a date with rolands mistress !

canuck1

02-24-2005, 03:54 PM

who said anything about a man - we where talking about you - :idea: isn't that why you put that sofa in your boat so you could drive it on your back ... :messedup: :D :devil: :D
NOW THAT IS FUNNY

MAXIMUS

02-24-2005, 03:59 PM

I don't blame you. I would be delusional if this (http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/8782) happened to me too... :redface:
Sorry to hear that buddy, you'll be bangin' ass before you know it. :hammerhea
Thats jacked up! :notam: Where did that come from??? Banged up.com??? lol

dmontzsta

02-24-2005, 04:14 PM

If i layed on my stomach it would only be due to the fact that you my pointy tited friend , would be directly underneath me - barking like a dog !
ps if it looks like a tit , and milks like a tit , and you can sooth crying bastards with it , it must be a tit - nuff said - I will give you all night to come up with somthing - as i have a date with rolands mistress !
Once again, that is a weird nickname for my dick "tit" but if that works for you, then it is all good. I really believe you love it now that I read what you said.
When I get a BJ I dont bark, do I?
Thats not milk lucky, I know it does your body good, but it is not milk.
Why did you call yourself a bastard that isnt right.
BTW: Stop calling my dick a tit, it sounds weird. It is pointy and long but damn.

Roland the Fisherman

02-24-2005, 04:19 PM

come up with somthing - as i have a date with rolands mistress !
You have to knock it off with the wife humor.....rrrrrrrrr says so.
New rules: It's ok to do Mrs Hater and make her bark in spanish at the moon, just don't joke ahout it here anymore. :cool:

Roland the Fisherman

02-24-2005, 04:23 PM

I don't blame you. I would be delusional if this (http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/8782) happened to me too... :redface:
Sorry to hear that buddy, you'll be bangin' ass before you know it. :hammerhea
I wonder if she wants a job in the collections dept. :idea:

Kim Hanson

02-24-2005, 07:15 PM

We know how to party down with your wife. :eat:
I don't think you could party down with your hand :hammerhea ........( . )( . ).................

Kim Hanson

02-24-2005, 07:21 PM

Kim Is Getting Stomped Like A Dirty Roach. Let Him Up Dmonsta He Has Had Enuff.
:rolleyes: .......( . )( . )........dumbass enters the arena! :D I forgot how many time now :messedup: ****!

Kim Hanson

02-24-2005, 07:23 PM

I think he likes being down on his knees.
:)
Its not going to happen Rice Boy, quit dreaming now..........( . )( . )........ :notam:

dmontzsta

02-24-2005, 09:10 PM

I don't think you could party down with your hand :hammerhea ........( . )( . ).................
You know all about that huh? :idea:

dmontzsta

02-24-2005, 09:10 PM

Its not going to happen Rice Boy, quit dreaming now..........( . )( . )........ :notam:
Trust me, I dont dream about that, it would be more of a nightmare.
:rollside:

lucky

02-25-2005, 06:47 AM

Once again, that is a weird nickname for my dick "tit" but if that works for you, then it is all good. I really believe you love it now that I read what you said.
When I give a BJ I dont bark, do I?
Thats is milk lucky, I know it does your body good, but it is 1% milk.
Why did you call me a bastard that isnt right. I know my daddy -
BTW: Stop calling my man -mory glands a tit, it sounds weird. It is pointy and long but damn.
I give you all night and this is all you can come up with --- no wonder your the slowest of the slow - trade that v drive in for a crown liner will ya ! feel the speed - dudeetttt - ps don't piss off your plastic surgenon ... lmao :D :jawdrop: :D :coffeycup

dmontzsta

02-25-2005, 06:57 AM

I give you all night and this is all you can come up with --- no wonder your the slowest of the slow - trade that v drive in for a crown liner will ya ! feel the speed - dudeetttt - ps don't piss off your plastic surgenon ... lmao :D :jawdrop: :D :coffeycup
I think this is the weakest come back of them all.

lucky

02-25-2005, 06:59 AM

I think this is the weakest come back of them all.
ohh like the casino is a brain storm - go to the gym and work out , will ya :hammerhea :D

dmontzsta

02-25-2005, 09:21 AM

ohh like the casino is a brain storm - go to the gym and work out , will ya :hammerhea :D
What do I need to work out for? I dont need to have muscles piling off me, I am strong enough for everything I need to do. I think you just want that thought in your head of me working out and being all sweaty.
;) :idea: :hammer2:

lucky

02-25-2005, 10:28 AM

What do I need to work out for? I dont need to have muscles piling off me, I am strong enough for everything I need to do. I think you just want that thought in your head of me working out and being all sweaty.
;) :idea: :hammer2:
thats right you don't need muscles piling off of you - your a girl i forgot my bad !
but i know for a fact that you are a master of the love mucsle - and you can handle you own !!! :hammer2:

dmontzsta

02-25-2005, 10:34 AM

thats right you don't need muscles piling off of you - your a girl i forgot my bad !
but i know for a fact that you are a master of the love mucsle - and you can handle you own !!! :hammer2:
yeah, I would make one ugly girl. haha
:jawdrop:
Thanks. You sure have been loving my cock lately.

lucky

02-25-2005, 10:47 AM

yeah, I would make one ugly girl. haha
:jawdrop:
Thanks. You sure have been loving my cock lately.
yea lovely rooster - bring it over - i cut off its neck and have it for din din :rolleyes:

dmontzsta

02-25-2005, 11:51 AM

yea lovely rooster - bring it over - i cut off its neck and have it for din din :rolleyes:
:D you are a sick o, I will call you Mrs. Bobbit.

You Te

02-25-2005, 12:31 PM

yeah, I would make one ugly girl. haha
:jawdrop
You do a fine job of ugly just the way you are D.
You Te

dmontzsta

02-25-2005, 12:48 PM

You do a fine job of ugly just the way you are D.
You Te
Stop with the lies.

lucky

02-25-2005, 12:57 PM

Stop with the lies.
dmontzsta motto ======== I like it ruff ruff :D :eek: what a butt sniffer -- ok - if your a good bitch i'll I'll toss you a weinie out of da fridge ! but only if you beg !

dmontzsta

02-25-2005, 01:02 PM

dmontzsta ======== I like it ruff ruff :D :eek: what a butt sniffer -- ok - if your a good bitch i'll I'll toss you a weinie out of da fridge ! but only if you beg !
You are a good bitch, I dont want a weinie but toss me a beer K? It is Friday and tonight I will be tired. And make sure you have dinner ready on top of that then all will be good for the ruff ruff stuff tonight, just get those lips nice and pretty.

uclahater

02-25-2005, 01:21 PM

You are a good bitch, I dont want a weinie but toss me a beer K? It is Friday and tonight I will be tired. And make sure you have dinner ready on top of that then all will be good for the ruff ruff stuff tonight, just get those lips nice and pretty.
Demonzsta the problem with Lucky is both his parents are men :idea: Why do you think him, and KIMMY get along so well :supp: KIMMYs looks like a chick, but is really a man so he gets the best of both worlds :D :hammer2:

lucky

02-25-2005, 01:33 PM

Demonzsta the problem with Lucky is both his parents are men :idea: Why do you think him, and KIMMY get along so well :supp: KIMMYs looks like a chick, but is really a man so he gets the best of both worlds :D :hammer2:
YOU TWO KEEP ROMANCING ME - i FEEL LIKE THE STRAIGH GUY oN YOUR FAVORITE SHOW - AIN'T NONE OF YOU GETTING "LUCKY" LMAO - HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND AND TRY , ONCE AGAIN , TRY - TO THINK OF SOMTHING ORIGINAL -
OVER AND OUT - TILL NEXT TIME GIRLS -- LATER HATER

uclahater

02-25-2005, 01:37 PM

YOU TWO KEEP ROMANCING ME - i FEEL LIKE THE STRAIGH GUY oN YOUR FAVORITE SHOW - AIN'T NONE OF YOU GETTING "LUCKY" LMAO - HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND AND TRY , ONCE AGAIN , TRY - TO THINK OF SOMTHING ORIGINAL -
OVER AND OUT - TILL NEXT TIME GIRLS -- LATER HATER
Say high to your parents for us :rollside: Their a great couple of guys :devil: :yuk: :cry:

dmontzsta

02-25-2005, 02:09 PM

Demonzsta the problem with Lucky is both his parents are men :idea: Why do you think him, and KIMMY get along so well :supp: KIMMYs looks like a chick, but is really a man so he gets the best of both worlds :D :hammer2:
Kim is a man?
:confused:
Thanks for the family history, now I can understand where lucky comes from. :rollside:

lucky

02-25-2005, 03:04 PM

Kim is a man?
:confused:
Thanks for the family history, now I can understand where lucky comes from. :rollside:
actually i just came from your house :) :D

bottom feeder

02-25-2005, 03:52 PM

Pretty sad guys four pages of bench racing and have only one proven jet boat beating. and that one looks like the light gave it to him :D carry on with Kim bashing

dmontzsta

02-25-2005, 04:11 PM

actually i just came from your house :) :D
Really? did you leave the money on the headboard?

Kim Hanson

02-25-2005, 04:28 PM

You know all about that huh? :idea:
I have had over a 100 plus girlfriends before I was 25, then I got married, so I have never had to take things into my own hands :D Sucks that you know about it though :eek: ..........( . )( . )..........Not really, just ****ing with ya! :D

Forkin' Crazy

02-25-2005, 04:29 PM

Pretty sad guys four pages of bench racing and have only one proven jet boat beating. and that one looks like the light gave it to him :D carry on with Kim bashing
Is that what you call it? Looks to me like he was asleep at the light.... but it didn't hurt that the O/B guy cut a perfect light. I thought those JBs were suppose to be hell out of the gate anyway.... :confused:

Forkin' Crazy

02-25-2005, 04:32 PM

actually i just came from your house :) :D
Or would that be came at your house? :D

Kim Hanson

02-25-2005, 04:33 PM

Trust me, I dont dream about that, it would be more of a nightmare.
:rollside:
I thought you were living one with ya know fish catcher with no rod? Sticks head in water and comes out with ****ing fish, how the **** ya do that..... :eek: :wink: ............( . )( . )...........

Forkin' Crazy

02-25-2005, 04:34 PM

I wonder if she wants a job in the collections dept. :idea:
Probably a divorce lawyer. :hammerhea

Kim Hanson

02-25-2005, 04:35 PM

What do I need to work out for? I dont need to have muscles piling off me, I am strong enough for everything I need to do. I think you just want that thought in your head of me working out and being all sweaty.
;) :idea: :hammer2:
Just say it, I can't do that manual stuff and I would cry if a nail got broke......( . )( . )......I think its cause you won't fit into those Rice Cars.......( . )( . )....Rice Boy ! :D :( :D

Kim Hanson

02-25-2005, 04:38 PM

Demonzsta the problem with Lucky is both his parents are men :idea: Why do you think him, and KIMMY get along so well :supp: KIMMYs looks like a chick, but is really a man so he gets the best of both worlds :D :hammer2:
Hater, I hate to burst your bubble ya live in but.....I have a way with ladies, must be something in the package :hammerhea ........( . )( . ).........

Kim Hanson

02-25-2005, 04:40 PM

Kim is a man?
:confused:
Thanks for the family history, now I can understand where lucky comes from. :rollside:
In your dreams Im ac-dc, you just keep those thoughts to yourself please..........( . )( . )......... :D

bottom feeder

02-25-2005, 04:41 PM

Is that what you call it? Looks to me like he was asleep at the light.... but it didn't hurt that the O/B guy cut a perfect light. I thought those JBs were suppose to be hell out of the gate anyway.... :confused:
sleep is that what its called? I thought he was suffocating from the two stroke smoke or maby it got in his eyes? jets are just like the ob with respect that some leave some dont.

Kim Hanson

02-25-2005, 04:42 PM

Pretty sad guys four pages of bench racing and have only one proven jet boat beating. and that one looks like the light gave it to him :D carry on with Kim bashing
I takes enough of these panty wastes to do it, but do you see me stopping mud sucker..........( . )( . ).......... :hammerhea

Forkin' Crazy

02-25-2005, 04:45 PM

sleep is that what its called? I thought he was suffocating from the two stroke smoke or maby it got in his eyes? jets are just like the ob with respect that some leave some dont.
LOL!! If he smelled the smoke, that was the smell of the sweetness of victory, just not his! :boxingguy

lucky

02-25-2005, 04:49 PM

Really? did you leave the money on the headboard?
nope , but i did make a deposit :coffeycup :D

bottom feeder

02-25-2005, 04:52 PM

I takes enough of these panty wastes to do it, but do you see me stopping mud sucker..........( . )( . ).......... :hammerhea
The last Kim I knew sure wasnt a mud sucker :2purples:

bottom feeder

02-25-2005, 04:54 PM

LOL!! If he smelled the smoke, that was the smell of the sweetness of victory, just not his! :boxingguy
cant belive there was any smoke involved. most tweaked obs I have seen did not smoke much :frown:

Kim Hanson

02-25-2005, 05:00 PM

The last Kim I knew sure wasnt a mud sucker :2purples:
The last Kim I met at BBSP wasn't either, whats the point here :idea: .........( . )( . )....... :messedup:

bottom feeder

02-25-2005, 05:13 PM

match point? is that it? last I herd you were pretty messed up at BBSP something about some reeds kicking your ass and talking to yourself. so who is this Kim you speak of?

Forkin' Crazy

02-25-2005, 05:15 PM

cant belive there was any smoke involved. most tweaked obs I have seen did not smoke much :frown:
Yea, right..... at 30:1 they don't smoke...... whatchu been smokin'?

bottom feeder

02-25-2005, 05:16 PM

Out Boards 30:1 how the **** do you keep the heads on?

Forkin' Crazy

02-25-2005, 05:16 PM

The last Kim I knew sure wasnt a mud sucker :2purples:
Must have been a mud packer then.... :jawdrop:

bottom feeder

02-25-2005, 05:21 PM

Must have been a mud packer then.... :jawdrop:
Must have been a differant Kim Forker :D

dmontzsta

02-25-2005, 05:21 PM

I have had over a 100 plus girlfriends before I was 25, then I got married, so I have never had to take things into my own hands :D Sucks that you know about it though :eek: ..........( . )( . )..........Not really, just ****ing with ya! :D
Did you add an extra zero to the number of GFs you had? cause you only have 10 fingers.

dmontzsta

02-25-2005, 05:22 PM

I thought you were living one with ya know fish catcher with no rod? Sticks head in water and comes out with ****ing fish, how the **** ya do that..... :eek: :wink: ............( . )( . )...........
Tongue skills, ask your wifey about it. ;) :D

bottom feeder

02-25-2005, 05:23 PM

Did you add an extra zero to the number of GFs you had? cause you only have 10 fingers.
Much like his GPS reading

dmontzsta

02-25-2005, 05:24 PM

Just say it, I can't do that manual stuff and I would cry if a nail got broke......( . )( . )......I think its cause you won't fit into those Rice Cars.......( . )( . )....Rice Boy ! :D :( :D
I keep the slim figure so I can have sex all night long, hows that? You would know what thats like, of course you dont do any work since you are the bitch.

dmontzsta

02-25-2005, 05:24 PM

In your dreams Im ac-dc, you just keep those thoughts to yourself please..........( . )( . )......... :D
You mean he-she and those are not my dreams vicky.

dmontzsta

02-25-2005, 05:25 PM

nope , but i did make a deposit :coffeycup :D
Thank you for contributing to my many projects.

dmontzsta

02-25-2005, 05:26 PM

Much like his GPS reading
This is the truth.

Kim Hanson

02-25-2005, 05:40 PM

match point? is that it? last I herd you were pretty messed up at BBSP something about some reeds kicking your ass and talking to yourself. so who is this Kim you speak of?
I can go forever if you want and BBSP....I was there to party and I did that good, they just need to park the boats farther away from that cat-tail patch! The cooler was in the boat and I slipped into that chit, the more you pulled to get yourself out the farther you fell in it!
There was people that made my vacation enjoyable there, HavasuBarney and Betty, HavasuSecret and Victoria, Tony, Wicky and Nurse Wicky, SlowinHavasu and family, MikeC, Squirt ya and Kim & Husband..She was the kindest women I have ever met and I will not say her husbands name, they were great and gave me a ride in a RapidCraft Riot at 95mph and she was sitting there looking around like it was **** all to go that fast! End of story......( . )( . ).........She had some big ones , I wasn't looking much :wink:

bottom feeder

02-25-2005, 05:47 PM

I can go forever if you want and BBSP....I was there to party and I did that good, they just need to park the boats farther away from that cat-tail patch! The cooler was in the boat and I slipped into that chit, the more you pulled to get yourself out the farther you fell in it!
There was people that made my vacation enjoyable there, HavasuBarney and Betty, HavasuSecret and Victoria, Tony, Wicky and Nurse Wicky, SlowinHavasu and family, MikeC, Squirt ya and Kim & Husband..She was the kindest women I have ever met and I will not say her husbands name, they were great and gave me a ride in a RapidCraft Riot at 95mph and she was sitting there looking around like it was **** all to go that fast! End of story......( . )( . ).........She had some big ones , I wasn't looking much :wink:
Here ya on the cat tails being that I have a "ditch pump" i have been stuck in the weeds. BBSP sounds like a blast i will be finding I do belive. Besides who more than you likes getting hit with a cheap shot on the internet?

Kevin Boyntin

02-25-2005, 05:47 PM

There was people that made my vacation enjoyable there, HavasuBarney and Betty, HavasuSecret and Victoria, Tony, Wicky and Nurse Wicky, SlowinHavasu and family, MikeC, Squirt ya and Kim & Husband..She was the kindest women I have ever met and I will not say her husbands name, they were great and gave me a ride in a RapidCraft Riot at 95mph and she was sitting there looking around like it was **** all to go that fast! End of story......( . )( . ).........She had some big ones , I wasn't looking much :wink:
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LETS LOOK AT THIS PARAGRAPH UTTERED BY THE BIGGEST DRUNK IN CANADIAN HISTORY.
ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

Kim Hanson

02-25-2005, 05:49 PM

Did you add an extra zero to the number of GFs you had? cause you only have 10 fingers.
My first head board was used as fire wood, too many notchs and it was unstable...............( . )( . ).......I feel sorry for you though RiceBoy, I see what they get now days.....o.........Shave you head, buy a RiceCar, put in subs and if it don't go fast, the pounding will make ya cum.. :rollside:

Kim Hanson

02-25-2005, 05:53 PM

Here ya on the cat tails being that I have a "ditch pump" i have been stuck in the weeds. BBSP sounds like a blast i will be finding I do belive. Besides who more than you likes getting hit with a cheap shot on the internet?
I can tell you its a blast at BBSP and I love the cheap shots, keeps me well in tune with my puter...........( . )( . )......... :wink:

Kim Hanson

02-25-2005, 06:01 PM

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LETS LOOK AT THIS PARAGRAPH UTTERED BY THE BIGGEST DRUNK IN CANADIAN HISTORY.
ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING
ELVIS LEFT WITH YOU ATTACHED, THATS TO BEAT YOU OFF HIS THING....YOU KEEP YELLING " I WANT TO BE YOUR TEDDY BEAR ".......( . )( . )........... :)

Forkin' Crazy

02-25-2005, 06:28 PM

Out Boards 30:1 how the **** do you keep the heads on?
30 parts gas to one part oil. :boxed:

dmontzsta

02-25-2005, 06:49 PM

My first head board was used as fire wood, too many notchs and it was unstable...............( . )( . ).......I feel sorry for you though RiceBoy, I see what they get now days.....o.........Shave you head, buy a RiceCar, put in subs and if it don't go fast, the pounding will make ya cum.. :rollside:
Shaving the head is something I have been doing since high school wrestling and it is just natural, no less to maintain. Atleast I dont have to care for my hair like a woman.
The ricecar well, simply put there is no american car that can do what my ricecar can do on a daily, it does everything. Hey, kind of like you, you do everything also...
BTW: It is easy to bang canadians since they are all ugly and depressed.

You Te

02-25-2005, 06:51 PM

ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING
with his pet chip Tony Scarlonzo

You Te

02-25-2005, 06:55 PM

Out Boards 30:1 how the **** do you keep the heads on?
Oil with film strength is the key.
You Te

Kim Hanson

02-26-2005, 12:59 PM

Shaving the head is something I have been doing since high school wrestling and it is just natural, no less to maintain. Atleast I dont have to care for my hair like a woman.
The ricecar well, simply put there is no american car that can do what my ricecar can do on a daily, it does everything. Hey, kind of like you, you do everything also...
BTW: It is easy to bang canadians since they are all ugly and depressed.
Leap Frog don't count RiceBoy and its better to have hair like a women than look like Mr.Clean. I don't even want to talk about those little pieces of crap, they suck like you.........( . )( . )..........
So , now we have it! You like ugly canadian women that are depressed :rolleyes:

canuck1

02-26-2005, 05:13 PM

Shaving the head is something I have been doing since high school wrestling and it is just natural, no less to maintain. Atleast I dont have to care for my hair like a woman.
The ricecar well, simply put there is no american car that can do what my ricecar can do on a daily, it does everything. Hey, kind of like you, you do everything also...
BTW: It is easy to bang canadians since they are all ugly and depressed.
Dmon likes to wrestle with guys...no suprise there
You wouldn't have to make excuses for your ride... if you had one, give your mom her car back.
Unfortunately your idea of bangin differs from most people over the age of 10

Kim Hanson

02-26-2005, 06:44 PM

Dmon likes to wrestle with guys...no suprise there
You wouldn't have to make excuses for your ride... if you had one, give your mom her car back.
Unfortunately your idea of bangin differs from most people over the age of 10
I think his mommy gave them to him cause she isn't Rice Material, he just had to shave his head and look like something from The Slow And The Scared ShitLess :crossx: He got them and a boat :cool: :p :crossx:
Banging, shit...he thinks thats closing the door on one of those Rice Shit Cars.......Keep slamming it it will stay closed.... :p

dmontzsta

02-27-2005, 09:11 AM

Leap Frog don't count RiceBoy and its better to have hair like a women than look like Mr.Clean. I don't even want to talk about those little pieces of crap, they suck like you.........( . )( . )..........
So , now we have it! You like ugly canadian women that are depressed :rolleyes:
So its better to have hair like a woman huh? Keep on thinking that Kim...keep on...haha...they would love you in prison.

dmontzsta

02-27-2005, 09:13 AM

Dmon likes to wrestle with guys...no suprise there
You wouldn't have to make excuses for your ride... if you had one, give your mom her car back.
Unfortunately your idea of bangin differs from most people over the age of 10
I like to wrestle with your wife. The reason I was in wrestling and boxing is to be able to kick the shit out of gay ass canadian faggots.
My mother doesnt have a car, but I have a couple I can let her borrow. Keep trying you weak canuck.

dmontzsta

02-27-2005, 09:14 AM

I think his mommy gave them to him cause she isn't Rice Material, he just had to shave his head and look like something from The Slow And The Scared ShitLess :crossx: He got them and a boat :cool: :p :crossx:
Banging, shit...he thinks thats closing the door on one of those Rice Shit Cars.......Keep slamming it it will stay closed.... :p
I worked for everything I have, I dont know about my parents giving me stuff like you did.
Did your mother get mad when she found out your wife gambled the truck away that she gave you?

Kim Hanson

02-27-2005, 09:17 AM

I worked for everything I have, I dont know about my parents giving me stuff like you did.
Did your mother get mad when she found out your wife gambled the truck away that she gave you?
I wasn't a spoiled little Rice Boy, I worked for everything I got. What are hand outs anyways? My mom said nothing , its not her problem now is it. :rolleyes: :D ............( . )( . )..........

dmontzsta

02-27-2005, 09:24 AM

I wasn't a spoiled little Rice Boy, I worked for everything I got. What are hand outs anyways? My mom said nothing , its not her problem now is it. :rolleyes: :D ............( . )( . )..........
So we have something in common? thats scary.
If I were your mom I would move far far away, maybe louisiana. Wait...is forkin crazy your mom?

Kim Hanson

02-27-2005, 09:29 AM

So we have something in common? thats scary.
If I were your mom I would move far far away, maybe louisiana. Wait...is forkin crazy your mom?
I moved far away, much easier to do and Forkin Crazy is my HavasuBarney Brother, Drives an OB with Rude power.......( . )( . )........... :cool:

dmontzsta

02-27-2005, 09:42 AM

I moved far away, much easier to do and Forkin Crazy is my HavasuBarney Brother, Drives an OB with Rude power.......( . )( . )........... :cool:
oh how sweet, if you guys lived any closer you would surely be cheating on your wife.

Kim Hanson

02-27-2005, 09:44 AM

oh how sweet, if you guys lived any closer you would surely be cheating on your wife.
Don't start thinking we are like those butt tapping V-Drive guys now, I thought we had that all straight ened out ?.............( . )( . )........... :idea: :D

Forkin' Crazy

02-27-2005, 10:55 AM

Banging, shit...
Yea, you got dmonzta figured out!!! :220v:

Forkin' Crazy

02-27-2005, 10:56 AM

So we have something in common? thats scary.
If I were your mom I would move far far away, maybe louisiana. Wait...is forkin crazy your mom?
The only way that could happen is if Kim were shit. Sorry, I don't think that's the case. I guess you mom didn't tell you that babies come from a female..... I guess that's why you are an ass banger. :hammer2:

Forkin' Crazy

02-27-2005, 10:58 AM

oh how sweet, if you guys lived any closer you would surely be cheating on your wife.
There you go with your gay thinking again.
Think again, assbanger! :argue:

Kim Hanson

02-27-2005, 03:27 PM

There you go with your gay thinking again.
Think again, assbanger! :argue:
Kevin will be in here soon.........( . )( . ).............He likes nuts... :p

O.B eddie

02-27-2005, 05:48 PM

I wasn't a spoiled little Rice Boy, I worked for everything I got. What are hand outs anyways? My mom said nothing , its not her problem now is it. :rolleyes: :D ............( . )( . ).......... You worked for it your gay lover gambled it away (not that he even made the minimum(2$) bet doin so!!!Hee Haww :sleeping:

Kim Hanson

02-28-2005, 06:13 PM

You worked for it your gay lover gambled it away (not that he even made the minimum(2$) bet doin so!!!Hee Haww :sleeping:
Live out your fantasy OB, run with it and don't come back.........( . )( . ).... :D

lucky

03-02-2005, 08:57 AM

boy gone for three days - and i did not miss shit !
demon - is hemeroid hopping - and Eddy BoyINHim is trying to be the ham in his sandwich

Kim Hanson

03-02-2005, 08:39 PM

boy gone for three days - and i did not miss shit !
demon - is hemeroid hopping - and Eddy BoyINHim is trying to be the ham in his sandwich
I can only give so much lucky, it's to the floor and look what I get to deal with :sleeping: ...........( . )( . ).......... :D