Advise on Situation Needed......

[Liberator TJ1984]

My girlfriend lost her lease on her house, ( being sold ) so being the nice guy I am ,told her she could stay with me for awhile :notam: well the "awhile" in her mind now means Permanently !! she is takin' the place over !!! :notam:
Anyone know of where I can get a written form or agreement that I can make her sign ( like a prenupt ? or something ) to protect myself ??? :lightsabe
I sure as hell don't want to get caught up in any type of " Common Law Marrige" crap... :yuk:
This was all explained to her before she moved in , I would just like to have it in writing and legal.....( she has Selective Hearing and must have missed the agreement) :argue: :D

[taxman]

GET RID OF HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ANSWERED YOUR OWN QUESTION!!!!!!! :skull:

[GHTRIM]

GET RID OF HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ANSWERED YOUR OWN QUESTION!!!!!!! :skull:
Sounds like Taxman has YOUR best interest at hand. While your girlfriend seems to have HER best interest at hand. Punch Out / Pull Chalks / Bail. Keep life simple...

[Jbb]

Post little links on the computer for her...to give her a taste of any long term involvement...ya know links ....such as ...this! (http://www.thiswebsiterules.com/home/linkdb.php?action=link&link_id=42) .... :D

[Excessive Force]

Do as the taxman says!! IMMEDIATELY!!!
I would just say, "hey, when are you mooving out?"

[Kilrtoy]

Sounds like she does not mean that much to you as in lifetime commitment, so
THROW HER OUT

[jdf]

run her off

[Jetboatguru]

Live like a pig!
Stack boatrace parts on the coffee table. Leave huge floaters in the toilet. Throw chicken carcasses on the floor etc etc.

[JetBoatRich]

You could drop hints :confused: bring home apartment rental ads or offer to take her looking for a place :jawdrop: she should be smart enough to figure it out from there :hammer2:

[RiverDave]

My girlfriend lost her lease on her house, ( being sold ) so being the nice guy I am ,told her she could stay with me for awhile :notam: well the "awhile" in her mind now means Permanently !! she is takin' the place over !!! :notam:
Anyone know of where I can get a written form or agreement that I can make her sign ( like a prenupt ? or something ) to protect myself ??? :lightsabe
I sure as hell don't want to get caught up in any type of " Common Law Marrige" crap... :yuk:
This was all explained to her before she moved in , I would just like to have it in writing and legal.....( she has Selective Hearing and must have missed the agreement) :argue: :D
Well once again I gotta go against the grain.. LOL
If you run her off, etc.. Your going to have to live in this miserable situation until she finds a new place. When she gets home tonight just sit her down and talk to her. Tell her upfront, that while maybe at some point in the future your relationship was working towards this, it's definately pre-mature right now and this is suppose to be a temporary situation to help her out, nothing more nothing less.
RD

[Jetboatguru]

Screw that RD!
Just start bringin home other chicks!!

[superdave013]

just ask for butt sex everyday.

[RiverDave]

Screw that RD!
Just start bringin home other chicks!!
Well that will work too.. LOL :D
RD

[Jetboatguru]

That is a great idea Larry. errr, I mean Dave

[topless]

My girlfriend lost her lease on her house, ( being sold ) so being the nice guy I am ,told her she could stay with me for awhile :notam: well the "awhile" in her mind now means Permanently !! she is takin' the place over !!! :notam:
Anyone know of where I can get a written form or agreement that I can make her sign ( like a prenupt ? or something ) to protect myself ??? :lightsabe
I sure as hell don't want to get caught up in any type of " Common Law Marrige" crap... :yuk:
This was all explained to her before she moved in , I would just like to have it in writing and legal.....( she has Selective Hearing and must have missed the agreement) :argue: :D
I know someone you can introduce her to. :2purples:

[Her454]

Well once again I gotta go against the grain.. LOL
If you run her off, etc.. Your going to have to live in this miserable situation until she finds a new place. When she gets home tonight just sit her down and talk to her. Tell her upfront, that while maybe at some point in the future your relationship was working towards this, it's definately pre-mature right now and this is suppose to be a temporary situation to help her out, nothing more nothing less.
RD
LMAO...................then I remember RD's new flame reads the boards...... :) :rollside:

[Scape Goat]

if not really interrested in keeping her around just become a major demanding , controlling d!ck.
Show no interrest in her wants.
she should leave one day while your gone with the new guy.
if you want to keep her , just not in your home you are screwed already because once you tell her that she going to go balistic

[Liberator TJ1984]

Live like a pig!
Stack boatrace parts on the coffee table. Leave huge floaters in the toilet. Throw chicken carcasses on the floor etc etc.
tried that..she just took all my parts and stacked 'em on,in,around the boat ! AND
Pushed my '67 Chevy II project car outside the garage,Parked the Harley Outside,pushed my toolboxes over in the corner, just to make room for Her Crap !!!
Every time I mention she needs to rent a storage building she just replys; I got plenty of room here :mad: till I find something...I just doubt she's looking
She's a really nice girl,.....I am just not ready to have my Space Invaded...
Quote:
just ask for butt sex everyday.
tried this too....
(she likes it ) :rolleyes:
as for any type of agreement Forms ?????

[Tom Brown]

Every time I mention she needs to rent a storage building she just replys; I got plenty of room here :mad: till I find something...
You might as well start wearing a dress.
You are so screwed! :D :D :D
Just so this post isn't entirely negative, here's now it's going to go...
You don't really want advice, you want us to tell you to kick her to the curb. We did. You, of course, won't take the advice. You'll say nothing and suck it up. She will shit on your life, day in-day out, until one day you can't take it anymore and you'll actually say something to her. You know... something direct. Then there will be constant fighting and mind games until she leaves, which won't be real soon.
Sorry man... that's just how it is.
The worst part is that you aren't even going to have that much psycho sex with this chick. You know she's beaverlicious if she's wired like that.

[Ziggy]

Screw that RD!
Just start bringin home other chicks!!
Well if she likes butt sex she might like that too.......could get interesting :rollside:
You can write up your own agreement between yourselves..then just have it signed and Notarized.

[Tremor Therapy]

You might as well start wearing a dress.
You are so screwed! :D :D :D
Just so this post isn't entirely negative, here's now it's going to go...
You don't really want advice, you want us to tell you to kick her to the curb. We did. You, of course, won't take the advice. You'll say nothing and suck it up. She will shit on your life, day in-day out, until one day you can't take it anymore and you'll actually say something to her. You know... something direct. Then there will be constant fighting and mind games until she leaves, which won't be real soon.
Sorry man... that's just how it is.
Damn I wish there was something more to add, but this pretty much sums it all up!

[Liberator TJ1984]

I hate to get Rid of her......
You don't know how hard it is to find a Texas gal that will give up the Dirt Road :devil:

[WYRD]

just ask for butt sex everyday.
Don't you think his ass would hurt after a while!!! :sqeyes: :D

[lucky]

just ask for butt sex everyday.
didn't you see guru's post about leaving huge floaters -- may be he's giving it to her already :squiggle: :D

[Jbb]

You might as well start wearing a dress.
You are so screwed! :D :D :D
Just so this post isn't entirely negative, here's now it's going to go...
You don't really want advice, you want us to tell you to kick her to the curb. We did. You, of course, won't take the advice. You'll say nothing and suck it up. She will shit on your life, day in-day out, until one day you can't take it anymore and you'll actually say something to her. You know... something direct. Then there will be constant fighting and mind games until she leaves, which won't be real soon.
Sorry man... that's just how it is.
The worst part is that you aren't even going to have that much psycho sex with this chick. You know she's beaverlicious if she's wired like that.
Classic pearls of wisdom right there....
shot ya a 5 and some green rep points for that Tom.... :cool:

[lucky]

Ratso live's in tx - I know he would know how to remedy this situation :D
may be yell out - you fock just like your sister ??? :cool:

[CrazyHippy]

You might as well start wearing a dress.
You are so screwed! :D :D :D
Just so this post isn't entirely negative, here's now it's going to go...
You don't really want advice, you want us to tell you to kick her to the curb. We did. You, of course, won't take the advice. You'll say nothing and suck it up. She will shit on your life, day in-day out, until one day you can't take it anymore and you'll actually say something to her. You know... something direct. Then there will be constant fighting and mind games until she leaves, which won't be real soon.
Sorry man... that's just how it is.
The worst part is that you aren't even going to have that much psycho sex with this chick. You know she's beaverlicious if she's wired like that.
Who the hell is this, and why are you using Muffin Boys screen name???
I actually agree w/ RD (Shhhhh.... dont tell anyone) sit down and talk to her. Then park the harley on top of her crap :boxingguy
BJH :p

[GHTRIM]

Well once again I gotta go against the grain.. LOL
If you run her off, etc.. Your going to have to live in this miserable situation until she finds a new place. When she gets home tonight just sit her down and talk to her. Tell her upfront, that while maybe at some point in the future your relationship was working towards this, it's definately pre-mature right now and this is suppose to be a temporary situation to help her out, nothing more nothing less.
RD
Again.... RD is the voice of logic. Damn I hate that (this is probably the right way to handle the situation). :cool:

[WYRD]

Again.... RD is the voice of logic. Damn I hate that (this is probably the right way to handle the situation). :cool:
Fawk that!!!!!!! There is no voice on logic except TOM LYEKIS 101. Let me paint a picture for you. This chick is now living with you. tampons are under your sink huh? Toilet seat has to be down right? You have to be home by a certian time now right? She screens your calls now right? No more porn on the coffee table right? not to mention the bathroom right? This is how it is starting and you think it is gonna get easier? you think she will understand one day? you might be able to change her? HELL NO RUN NOW you need to boot her out before your nutsack is sitting right in her purse. Summer is fast approaching and women are gonna be flawking to the sun don't tie the noose like this brother GET YOUR SAC BACK!!!! :p

[jackpunx]

My girlfriend lost her lease on her house, ( being sold ) so being the nice guy I am ,told her she could stay with me for awhile :notam: well the "awhile" in her mind now means Permanently !! she is takin' the place over !!! :notam:
Anyone know of where I can get a written form or agreement that I can make her sign ( like a prenupt ? or something ) to protect myself ??? :lightsabe
I sure as hell don't want to get caught up in any type of " Common Law Marrige" crap... :yuk:
This was all explained to her before she moved in , I would just like to have it in writing and legal.....( she has Selective Hearing and must have missed the agreement) :argue: :D
If your worried.. she's not the one!

[Tom Brown]

If your worried.. she's not the one!
... or worse... what if she is the one but you never get to find out because you haven't had the time to build trust and acceptance of each other before shacking up and a potential good thing ends up blowing up.
For the record, I think RD has given the best advice in here too. That is easier said than done, though.
Good luck, Liberator TJ. Don't forget to plow it into her ass as often as you can before things get too out of hand. :cool:

[WYRD]

... or worse... what if she is the one but you never get to find out because you haven't had the time to build trust and acceptance of each other before shacking up and a potential good thing ends up blowing up.
For the record, I think RD has given the best advice in here too. That is easier said than done, though.
Good luck, Liberator TJ. Don't forget to plow it into her ass as often as you can before things get too out of hand. :cool:
Someone give tom back the computer and untie him!!!!!!!! :confused: :confused:

[jackpunx]

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Good luck, Liberator TJ. Don't forget to plow it into her ass as often as you can before things get too out of hand. :cool:
ROTFLMAO..

[lucky]

did dave do this before he moved in his girlie friend - lmao -- dave is there still beer allowen in your fridge ?????? lmao --
seriously - pushed your toys outside - that sounds rash ! start a fight with her - put all her shoes outside - lmao :idea:

[PowellScooter]

Heres the dealio, ASK FOR RENT MONEY, right now shes making money living with you. Tell her you want to keep it fair, 1/2 of your mortgage or the same amount she was paying at her old place. Of course if she pays shes entitled to rights around the house but the rent takes the common law down a peg

[Liberator TJ1984]

... or worse... what if she is the one but you never get to find out because you haven't had the time to build trust and acceptance of each other before shacking up and a potential good thing ends up blowing up.
For the record, I think RD has given the best advice in here too. That is easier said than done, though.
Good luck, Liberator TJ. Don't forget to plow it into her ass as often as you can before things get too out of hand. :cool:
Sounds like a
good job for you Tom???
maybe there will be a little fatal attraction goin' and she will Follow You Home :D

[Screaming Pete]

Words of wisdom Tom Brown (is that your real name)? you had me on the floor on that one

[superdave013]

Ok, I think it might be time for the "Look Bit ch" line.
It should go like this::
"Look Bitch, after tonights butt sex :p you gotta pack your shit (I know I know, you just did that but I'm talkin the rest of the shit) and GTF out!!

[Blown 472]

tried that..she just took all my parts and stacked 'em on,in,around the boat ! AND
Pushed my '67 Chevy II project car outside the garage,Parked the Harley Outside,pushed my toolboxes over in the corner, just to make room for Her Crap !!!
Every time I mention she needs to rent a storage building she just replys; I got plenty of room here :mad: till I find something...I just doubt she's looking
She's a really nice girl,.....I am just not ready to have my Space Invaded...
Quote:
just ask for butt sex everyday.
tried this too....
(she likes it ) :rolleyes:
as for any type of agreement Forms ?????
try wiping your dick on her coat.