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Tom Brown
02-24-2005, 09:24 PM
Ratso – The Rosetta stone of self confidence.
Rexone – I like everybody... but you're a lame ass.
Hoolign – My brain cell hurts.
JBB – RD Sux.
HavasuHangin' – I can out monotone anyone.
Kim Hanson - Don't let the tits fool you, I'm not a chick. ( . ) ( . )
Mrs. Flyin' Vee – The rant that wasn't a rant.
Kilrtoy - I'm heading to Argentina where I'm told exists a man who hasn't seen my wife's tits.

Kilrtoy
02-24-2005, 09:26 PM
Sorry was there last week and showed him.....
lol

Mandelon
02-24-2005, 09:26 PM
Canatard.

hoolign
02-24-2005, 09:29 PM
Tom Brown...To many muffins..and outta shit tickets!

Tom Brown
02-24-2005, 09:30 PM
Hoss - Faluooomp!

mbrown2
02-24-2005, 09:31 PM
Riverdave - If I am not drinking and boating, I am probably defending it... :p

Tom Brown
02-24-2005, 09:31 PM
FM - Wasn't me. http://www.havasubarney.com/forums/html/emoticons/huh.gif

mbrown2
02-24-2005, 09:32 PM
Jet Boat Rich - (insert post), hit enter

hoolign
02-24-2005, 09:33 PM
Jet Boat Rich..this'll be good for another post :D
Holy that was a close one..it's your M Brown :D

mbrown2
02-24-2005, 09:34 PM
Boatfloating - Strawberry Picker who against all odds made it out of the fields..

Kilrtoy
02-24-2005, 09:36 PM
Boatfloating - Strawberry Picker who against all odds made it out of the fields..
Cesar Chavez beat him,
Guess its back to the drawn boards Coyote

Tom Brown
02-24-2005, 09:36 PM
Her454 - My other bed is an inner tube.

hoolign
02-24-2005, 09:36 PM
SYA .. damn I'll never get into this oufit Kiltroy bought me if I dont get on the bowflex

mbrown2
02-24-2005, 09:36 PM
Tickled Panties - Nice A$$, but don't play well with other women..

moneypit
02-24-2005, 09:38 PM
Trailerpark Casanova- Im leaving, but dont though fret, thine will return as if i were another person.

mbrown2
02-24-2005, 09:38 PM
Jazzyjes - 15 Minutes of fame post *****..

Tom Brown
02-24-2005, 09:39 PM
Canuck 1 - Pussy
Kim Hanson - Bitch
Canuck 1 - Pussy
Kim Hanson - Bitch
Canuck 1 - Pussy
Kim Hanson - Bitch

mbrown2
02-24-2005, 09:40 PM
Bre - Lady on the street and I bet a freak (in the best way) in the sheets....(not that I would know..really) :)

moneypit
02-24-2005, 09:44 PM
Lake Pirate- "While out hand rowing my '81 16 foot Glastron this weekend (the 50 horse Johnson cratered) I notice several spiffy boats going by and laughing at me. I know it had to be the boat, because I was wearing my white thong (see-thru when wet) and if I must say so myself, I hardly had to suck my gut in at all. (I was holding a cooler full of Schaefer in front of me and hadn't peed yet.) Now why on Earth would it be funny to see a balding white guy in a thong hand oaring a trailer park special out in the middle of the lake? Next time I go to Havasu I'm painting my fingernails and riding with Magic Mountain Dan."
"Gawd I love to hate People"

moneypit
02-24-2005, 09:45 PM
:jawdrop: :D :hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2: Bre - Lady on the street and I bet a freak (in the best way) in the sheets....(not that I would know..really) :)

hoolign
02-24-2005, 09:46 PM
JROOS.. can I come back in yet

hot_diggity_dog
02-24-2005, 09:47 PM
Wet Willie- One more year! :D
HDD :cool:

Tom Brown
02-24-2005, 09:48 PM
Moneypit - I can sum you up in one extra long, run-on sentence.

moneypit
02-24-2005, 09:52 PM
Moneypit - I can sum you up in one extra long, run-on sentence.
Thats some funny shiiot though!!

mbrown2
02-24-2005, 09:53 PM
HDD - Weenie Dogs, Hot A$$ Photos of Chix and Fish Tacos at the Sandbar on a Saturday afternoon; what else to life is there?

canuck1
02-24-2005, 09:54 PM
Tom Brown-hopefully my warped sense of humor will cause people to overlook that I own a Glasstron

Kilrtoy
02-24-2005, 09:54 PM
TOBTEK,
Whose tires havent I kicked,
atleast twice.........

hot_diggity_dog
02-24-2005, 09:55 PM
HDD - Weenie Dogs, Hot A$$ Photos of Chix and Fish Tacos at the Sandbar on a Saturday afternoon; what else to life is there?
Hanging with the Hot Boat Boyz and doing a few speed runs :D :D
HDD :cool:

Tom Brown
02-24-2005, 09:55 PM
Canuck 1 - I'd probably look like less of an idiot if I could spell Glasstron properly.

mbrown2
02-24-2005, 09:57 PM
Tom Brown - Part of the reason there is a border between the Canada and the US :D

Tom Brown
02-24-2005, 09:57 PM
Hoolign - If I don't have a cigarette soon, I'm going to choke that son of a bitch Brown. :mad:

mbrown2
02-24-2005, 10:01 PM
Frenchie - First off Scuba don't have a chance at the Flex-off cause I run it hard, and did I mention Shockwave? :) :wink:

moneypit
02-24-2005, 10:02 PM
Tom Brown- Canada is like living in a loft apartment over a ragin' party.

Tom Brown
02-24-2005, 10:02 PM
Topless - I don't have to take shit from assholes like you.

mbrown2
02-24-2005, 10:02 PM
Scuba Steve - Next year I will attend more Raider games so I can learn to defend myself at Trojan games. ;)

canuck1
02-24-2005, 10:02 PM
Tom Brown-don't mess with my GLASSSSSTRON

Kilrtoy
02-24-2005, 10:03 PM
Scuba Steve - Next year I will attend more Raider games so I can learn to defend myself at Trojan games. ;)
THATS THE WINNER RIGHT THERE

canuck1
02-24-2005, 10:04 PM
Tom Brown- Canada is like living in a loft apartment over a ragin' party with an outhouse put directly overhead of the bar .
That's our Tom

sorry dog
02-24-2005, 10:39 PM
Guru - my 4000 horsepower boat is faster than that old fart Uncle Tony's wacker and I'm gonna stay away from Havasy to prove it.
Uncle Tony - I like nitrous.

Tom Brown
02-24-2005, 10:40 PM
Sorry Dog - I'm the lead singer of Kings of Leon.

sorry dog
02-24-2005, 10:48 PM
Catmando - My political agenda is better than yours, even if you don't have one.

mbrown2
02-24-2005, 10:51 PM
Charlie - Loves Dave, likes Jeff, hates Rock, and as a kid built concert stages out of Lego's... :cool: :D :cool:

Charley
02-24-2005, 11:01 PM
Mbrown- the punk rock politician of HB.net that everybody can agree is actually no taller that charley in real life
PS I love Jeff and Rocky too .... much love for all those that have the balls to own and Drive a real boat ..................... A CAT :wink: :D :devil: :cool:

mbrown2
02-24-2005, 11:03 PM
Mbrown- the punk rock politician of HB.net that everybody can agree is actually no taller that charley in real life
LMAO...wait till I get those elevator flip flops for this season...:)

Charley
02-24-2005, 11:04 PM
why the hell you up post w-h-o-r-e! :p

mbrown2
02-24-2005, 11:07 PM
why the hell you up post w-h-o-r-e! :p
Packed earlier and now I am just amped to get to go back to the riv tomorrow...

moneypit
02-24-2005, 11:12 PM
Packed earlier and now I am just amped to get to go back to the riv tomorrow...
The thought of anyone gong to the river and Im not... Plain' ass sucks. Im going to bed. Have a GREAT F'N TIME.

Charley
02-24-2005, 11:13 PM
Packed earlier and now I am just amped to get to go back to the riv tomorrow...
OH FINE RUB IT IN YOU BASTARD..... just like a politician.....make us like you till you get in office then make us hate you till yer out! :p
I'm playing with the idea of dippin my new ride at Parker for her maiden voyage...... wanna help crack a bottle on her?

mbrown2
02-24-2005, 11:20 PM
I'm playing with the idea of dippin my new ride at Parker for her maiden voyage...... wanna help crack a bottle on her?
Just give me the date....I am sure we can make a nice party out of it... ;)

mbrown2
02-24-2005, 11:26 PM
Kilrtoy - I hate IN2MX.....I was joking! :D :D
IN2MX - I hate Kilrtoy.....I was joking! :D :D
:chi: :clover: ;)

Charley
02-24-2005, 11:34 PM
Just give me the date....I am sure we can make a nice party out of it... ;)
what???? I'm dumping jen and My new ride is some chick that polishes brass with her inner thighs.... now granted thats a good start to a party but you cant come..... and I mean that ....... hey do you know Rocky??

mbrown2
02-24-2005, 11:35 PM
what???? I'm dumping jen and My new ride is some chick that polishes brass with her inner thighs.... now granted thats a good start to a party but you cant come..... and I mean that ....... hey do you know Rocky??
By the time you decide and build a new ride, Trident will have their 1st boat water tested, so I am not holding my breath to put it mildly... :) :rollside: :)

Charley
02-24-2005, 11:41 PM
By the time you decide and build a new ride, Trident will have their 1st boat water tested, so I am not holding my breath to put it mildly... :) :rollside: :)
Lucky Frog dont have any teeth cause you would have just knocked em out! :D

Kilrtoy
02-24-2005, 11:43 PM
By the time you decide and build a new ride, Trident will have their 1st boat water tested, so I am not holding my breath to put it mildly... :) :rollside: :)
Something must be in the air tonight...... :messedup:

mbrown2
02-24-2005, 11:43 PM
Lucky Frog dont have any teeth cause you would have just knocked em out! :D
Nobody's safe after 11pm....also maybe that will push Frog a little faster....his maiden voyage is also slotted for the River...Foxes to be exact...I will be there... :wink:

Charley
02-24-2005, 11:46 PM
Something must be in the air tonight...... :messedup:
nah 3 goose and crans and 2 more Green lights... Turns the lil smartass into a big one!!! .......wassup miguel?

mbrown2
02-25-2005, 12:25 AM
In2-In2MX - Hottie who if you mess with her man, you get OWNED! ;)

IN2-IN2MX
02-25-2005, 12:35 AM
In2-In2MX - Hottie who if you mess with her man, you get OWNED! ;)
:p ROFLMAO

FRENCHIE
02-25-2005, 06:43 AM
Frenchie - First off Scuba don't have a chance at the Flex-off cause I run it hard, and did I mention Shockwave? :) :wink:
wow!!!
:jawdrop:
im suprised..!!!...
my version...FRENCHIE - GAY!!!!!! :D :hammer2: :hammer2: :p But yea gotta get shockwave in there!!

FRENCHIE
02-25-2005, 06:46 AM
Force26 - i might post this year!!
Dilligaf - what size ring should i get her???
Dicudmore - i might make and event this summer!! well maybee not!!
Phat Matt - "Mrs Frenchie...leave the patio door unlocked after Frenchie leaves again!"
Kilrtoy - New Shockwave ....or keepp my wifey!!?? :confused:
more later..................... :jawdrop: :hammer2: :hammer2: :D

Havasu Hangin'
02-25-2005, 07:25 AM
HavasuHangin' – I can out monotone anyone.
:notam:
Tom Brown- "If you alter my posts in any way (or anybody else's posts)...I am going to be very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, disappointed."
:idea:

FMluvswater
02-25-2005, 09:12 AM
HammerDown - I'm always watching. Moderators never sleep. Where are my wetnaps? :messedup:
:wink: :D

HCS
02-25-2005, 09:18 AM
Blown472. Comes out of nowhere and lays tha big thump down on ***boat.
Use to be one of tha biggest post (w)hores. :D

Jrocket
02-25-2005, 09:20 AM
MBrown...Best at the one sentence punch line game.
Jrocket...Doesnt want to go up against MBrown and the one sentence punch line game.

Tom Brown
02-25-2005, 09:21 AM
Use to be one of tha biggest post (w)hores. :D
Blown472 - What's for lunch?

Her454
02-25-2005, 09:25 AM
Her454 - My other bed is an inner tube.
Or a racing slick..........whatever suits my fancy. :D

FMluvswater
02-25-2005, 09:28 AM
Debbolas - Take Me To The River

mbrown2
02-25-2005, 09:33 AM
3DO - My wife luv cock, I luv Rocky's, and I hate training wheels... ;) :D

mbrown2
02-25-2005, 09:33 AM
Bling Bling (AKA Slow Train) - At least my wife and my boat are cool ;)

HM
02-25-2005, 09:44 AM
Rexone - The catalog will be done next week.

MRS FLYIN VEE
02-25-2005, 09:44 AM
ticklepanties, once a ho always a ho. :crossx:
mrs scuba. Very quiet but don't piss her off. :p
Tom Brown, hates when you ask a serrious question and it gets blown out of proportion. :p
Shlepy,, shlep rock in disquise.(cop hater)
Mrs V..a post ho with nothing better to do but talk shit and take names later. :220v: :p
Deb.. She loves her boat ...... :p ..Sigh..

mbrown2
02-25-2005, 09:48 AM
Mr & Mrs V - The best Turd Chasing Customers Dave ever had, ever!!! ;) :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
02-25-2005, 09:50 AM
Mr & Mrs V - The best Turd Chasing Customers Dave ever had, ever!!! ;) :D
ROTFLMAO!! probably the only.. :jawdrop: ;)
MBrown .. thinks tall.. ;) LOL!!

uclahater
02-25-2005, 09:50 AM
Lucky " I like to suck anyones dick who owns an outboards "
KIMMY Hanson. "F*** you Me tits LIKe Mother f***** me go 106 gps on mph
You Te " I like all men especially the naked ones"

mbrown2
02-25-2005, 09:53 AM
ROTFLMAO!! probably the only.. :jawdrop: ;)
LMAO....btw, we all chase turds, however you two are lucky enough to get paid for it... :D Damn professionals...

MRS FLYIN VEE
02-25-2005, 09:54 AM
LMAO....btw, we all chase turds, however you two are lucky enough to get paid for it... :D Damn professionals...
LMAO!! ture.. very true.. it's a dirty job but pays well. ;) :shift:

lucky
02-25-2005, 09:58 AM
Lucky " I like to suck anyones dick who owns an outboards "
KIMMY Hanson. "F*** you Me tits LIKe Mother f***** me go 106 gps on mph
You Te " I like all men especially the naked ones"
to quote hater " lucky i like dick "
we already know that jim :D

Jbb
02-25-2005, 09:59 AM
Tom Brown....Bran/Cheddar/snow/Fat Chicks... :D

HCS
02-25-2005, 11:03 AM
***boat. Where's my magazine? or what magazine? :confused:

Jbb
02-25-2005, 11:05 AM
Rexone.....The catalog is in the mail.....now stop asking! :mad:

BarryMac
02-25-2005, 11:09 AM
Mandelon: Great guy, when he's sleeping... :D :D

topless
02-25-2005, 11:42 AM
Tom Brown........I think I just came a little
Blown 472.........Show me your tits
Rexone..............Where's my rent?
Barbigrl..............when's the next party?
Bre....................Look at me
MrsFlyinVee..........Shut up you M/F, I'll post whenever I want
Her454.................Rehab sux.....Got any jello?
Gone2River.............I secretly love you Topless
Hooligan..............My giraffe is nausiated
RiverDave............Drinking and driving a boat should be legal
Party Cat..........I've got blackmail pictures
Jordy...............I love JBR
JBR..................I love Jordy
Unforgiven..............Want me to buy you a set of boobs?
Mrs.Racer.................Your payment is due
mrsdrmr.................I only say nice things
I'm sure I'll think of more later :D

hoolign
02-25-2005, 12:53 PM
Topless... can I touch the giraffe...just once more :)

dicudmore
02-25-2005, 01:34 PM
Force26 - i might post this year!!
Dilligaf - what size ring should i get her???
Dicudmore - i might make and event this summer!! well maybee not!!
Phat Matt - "Mrs Frenchie...leave the patio door unlocked after Frenchie leaves again!"
Kilrtoy - New Shockwave ....or keepp my wifey!!?? :confused:
more later..................... :jawdrop: :hammer2: :hammer2: :D
I feel so honored to even be mentioned in that group :p

Mrs.Racer277
02-25-2005, 01:39 PM
Tom Brown........I think I just came a little
Blown 472.........Show me your tits
Rexone..............Where's my rent?
Barbigrl..............when's the next party?
Bre....................Look at me
MrsFlyinVee..........Shut up you M/F, I'll post whenever I want
Her454.................Rehab sux.....Got any jello?
Gone2River.............I secretly love you Topless
Hooligan..............My giraffe is nausiated
RiverDave............Drinking and driving a boat should be legal
Party Cat..........I've got blackmail pictures
Jordy...............I love JBR
JBR..................I love Jordy
Unforgiven..............Want me to buy you a set of boobs?
Mrs.Racer.................Your payment is due
mrsdrmr.................I only say nice things
I'm sure I'll think of more later :D
This looks pretty accurate to me. HEHEHE

Garrddogg
02-25-2005, 01:52 PM
I feel so honored to even be mentioned in that group :p
Me too!! :wink:
and this is a post! :hammerhea

barbigrl
02-25-2005, 02:03 PM
Tom Brown........I think I just came a little
Blown 472.........Show me your tits
Rexone..............Where's my rent?
Barbigrl..............when's the next party?
Bre....................Look at me
MrsFlyinVee..........Shut up you M/F, I'll post whenever I want
Her454.................Rehab sux.....Got any jello?
Gone2River.............I secretly love you Topless
Hooligan..............My giraffe is nausiated
RiverDave............Drinking and driving a boat should be legal
Party Cat..........I've got blackmail pictures
Jordy...............I love JBR
JBR..................I love Jordy
Unforgiven..............Want me to buy you a set of boobs?
Mrs.Racer.................Your payment is due
mrsdrmr.................I only say nice things
I'm sure I'll think of more later :D
Dam Topless you nailed me!! wait that sounded bad :confused: :(

dicudmore
02-25-2005, 02:04 PM
Frenchie <------likes to talk the smack about his "friends"

topless
02-25-2005, 02:12 PM
Dam Topless you nailed me!! wait that sounded bad :confused: :(
LOL........pretty good huh?

Tom Brown
02-25-2005, 02:16 PM
Tom Brown- "If you alter my posts in any way (or anybody else's posts)...I am going to be very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, disappointed."
Don't make me go Riodog on your ass.

FRENCHIE
02-25-2005, 02:37 PM
Frenchie <------likes to talk the smack about his "friends"
yea but only if i know you and are my friends !!! and you know thats true!!
:cool:

Mandelon
02-25-2005, 04:48 PM
Mandelon: Great guy, when he's sleeping... :D :D
Hey I made the list.... :hammerhea
Wannajetboat:..................................... ............(quiet, shy) is now....
Gottajetboat: Blah,blah blah blah cinnamon girl, blah blah blah...(post *****) :wink:

BarryMac
02-25-2005, 04:51 PM
Hey I made the list.... :hammerhea
Wannajetboat:..................................... ............(quiet, shy) is now....
Gottajetboat: Blah,blah blah blah cinnamon girl, blah blah blah...(post *****) :wink:
Thanks Mande, I just wanted to make the list and I knew you would be a good sport, plus I always get a good chuckle from your comebacks, as short chinese guy say to me once, "that mandelon is one funny phucker..." and yese I love the cinnamon girls, all of 'em... :D :D

Jrocket
02-25-2005, 05:08 PM
Tom Brown...Sometimes people confuse me with God.

Rexone
02-25-2005, 05:48 PM
Her454: I'm quitting posting see you guys around sometime.... well maybe I'll just lurk some.... DAMMIT YOU GUYS ALL SUCK!!!!!

Rexone
02-25-2005, 05:51 PM
JazzyJes: Heading to Vegas, talk to you later

Rexone
02-25-2005, 06:01 PM
Jetboatguru: Quiet please, I seem to be having and identity crisis.

Dr. Eagle
02-25-2005, 06:07 PM
Tom Brown - Part of the reason there is a border between the Canada and the US :D
LMFAO... Beauty, Eh? :hammerhea

NorCal Gameshow
02-25-2005, 06:17 PM
JBB...if there is a good video link, i'll find it and post it :D

Rexone
02-25-2005, 06:19 PM
JBB...even if there is a bad video link, i'll find it and post it

Forkin' Crazy
02-25-2005, 06:22 PM
UCLA Hater- You're all jealous b/c I am the only one that looks like a bear with tits. :eat:

Forkin' Crazy
02-25-2005, 06:24 PM
Forkin' Crazy= One of these days I will be in the ***boat clique.
:wink:

NorCal Gameshow
02-25-2005, 06:29 PM
Rexone---> stealthy...... and sleep,what's that?

NorCal Gameshow
02-25-2005, 06:30 PM
FM--->F' sleep....where'd I put my coffee?

mickeyfinn
02-25-2005, 06:34 PM
BLOWN472
I don't give a chit if it is staring me in the face.....I still can't see it!!!

Forkin' Crazy
02-25-2005, 06:40 PM
BLOWN472
I don't give a chit if it is staring me in the face.....I still can't see it!!!
LMFAO!!! You called it!!!! :220v:

Forkin' Crazy
02-25-2005, 06:42 PM
Catmando, Blown 472- Don't confuse me with the facts; I've got my mind made up! :confused:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
02-25-2005, 06:42 PM
Barbigrl---Hay where's the highest place in here???
Gottajetboat--Did you know yellow's my favorite color?? :p
JackieV--Can I have another Jager shot??? LOL
Mr. HOOTER SLED---Show me your RACK!!!!
Badblown---Who puked in my driveway??? LMAO
ArtV--Come on Jackie, PLEASE!!!! :rollside:

Dr. Eagle
02-25-2005, 06:46 PM
Catmando, Blown 472- Don't confuse me with the facts; I've got my mind made up! :confused:
Catman who? :lightsabe

77charger
02-25-2005, 07:02 PM
mandelon -knows where the 2 dollar heinekens are at on wednesdays :wink:
rd-ever see him without a beer in hand?
jetboatguru-my idol for flatbottom driving i watch and learn

Mandelon
02-25-2005, 07:06 PM
JazzyJes: Heading to Vegas, talk to you later
LMAO, Muuuuuch later... :p
And that is two dollar tuesdays.... :crossx:

Kim Hanson
02-25-2005, 07:11 PM
Bre - Lady on the street and I bet a freak (in the best way) in the sheets....(not that I would know..really) :)
Take that back now............( . )( . )............ :mad:

77charger
02-25-2005, 07:17 PM
And that is two dollar tuesdays.... :crossx:i thought you said wednesdays i still need to make it down there during work.work has been slow so i get less to do but same pay
:) monday i was done by 10.30 has been 1 oclock days for me this week (my boss likes me and being there 10 years helps too) i might have to stop by now but i dont get to sd as much anymore also got a new wrk truck damn thing is fully loaded for work truk power mirrors,cd,windows,locks,cruise,steering whhel controls,better seats,AND RED :)

Kim Hanson
02-25-2005, 07:19 PM
Lucky " I like to suck anyones dick who owns an outboards "
KIMMY Hanson. "F*** you Me tits LIKe Mother f***** me go 106 gps on mph
You Te " I like all men especially the naked ones"
Fat ass, this isn't the place for this now right :rolleyes: .......( . )( . ).....Grow some tits and be a man............. :idea:

Kim Hanson
02-25-2005, 07:23 PM
Forkin' Crazy= One of these days I will be in the ***boat clique.
:wink:
Think I will be on it also ? :p ..........( . )( . )..........

canuck1
02-25-2005, 07:27 PM
Kim Hanson- i wish I had a friend

Rexone
02-25-2005, 07:31 PM
Hooligan: I love picture posting training, anyone need some help?

77charger
02-25-2005, 07:34 PM
oh that kim hanson guy -still wears shorts from the 80s :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

hoolign
02-27-2005, 05:58 AM
Rexone ...I would sure love to edit some of these posts and see what kind of shit I can start...I have the power :idea:

Her454
02-28-2005, 01:46 PM
Forkin' Crazy= One of these days I will be in the ***boat clique.
:wink:
You dont like the Kimmy Hansen clique? :D

Tom Brown
02-28-2005, 01:56 PM
Forkin' Crazy= One of these days I will be in the ***boat clique.
Go to RiverDave's house and start sucking. :D
That's what I did. :(

MsDrmr
02-28-2005, 02:09 PM
Tom Brown........I think I just came a little
Blown 472.........Show me your tits
Rexone..............Where's my rent?
Barbigrl..............when's the next party?
Bre....................Look at me
MrsFlyinVee..........Shut up you M/F, I'll post whenever I want
Her454.................Rehab sux.....Got any jello?
Gone2River.............I secretly love you Topless
Hooligan..............My giraffe is nausiated
RiverDave............Drinking and driving a boat should be legal
Party Cat..........I've got blackmail pictures
Jordy...............I love JBR
JBR..................I love Jordy
Unforgiven..............Want me to buy you a set of boobs?
Mrs.Racer.................Your payment is due
mrsdrmr.................I only say nice things
I'm sure I'll think of more later :D
I've said something mean.....I think :redface:

SHAKE-YO-AZZ
02-28-2005, 02:09 PM
hoolign, I wish I had friends

topless
02-28-2005, 02:13 PM
I've said something mean.....I think :redface:Prove it

RiverDave
02-28-2005, 02:15 PM
Go to RiverDave's house and start sucking. :D
That's what I did. :(
Tom, I told you that was our little secret... :D
RD

Tom Brown
02-28-2005, 02:24 PM
Prove it
Hey Topless, I'd like to slowly and lightly feel every molecule of skin you have with the tips of my fingers, in a warm room with the blinds pulled and some lit candles. Once I am familiar with your luscious body, I will give you a deep, penetrating massage while you eat chocolate covered strawberries and sip chardonnet. By that point, you will be completely and totally relaxed so I will suck and lick gently on your clitoris with ever escalating enthusiasm until you orgasm repeatedly. Once you feel wonderful, content, and happy... and only then... I'll whack off to a picture of a wildly obese woman.
How about it? :confused:

MsDrmr
02-28-2005, 02:32 PM
Hey Topless, I'd like to slowly and lightly feel every molecule of skin you have with the tips of my fingers, in a warm room with the blinds pulled and some lit candles. Once I am familiar with your luscious body, I will give you a deep, penetrating massage while you eat chocolate covered strawberries and sip chardonnet. By that point, you will be completely and totally relaxed so I will suck and lick gently on your clitoris with ever escalating enthusiasm until you orgasm repeatedly. Once you feel wonderful, content, and happy... and only then... I'll whack off to a picture of a wildly obese woman.
How about it? :confused:
now that was uncalled for Tom,,,

Tom Brown
02-28-2005, 02:35 PM
In what way? :confused:

barbigrl
02-28-2005, 02:36 PM
Hey Topless, I'd like to slowly and lightly feel every molecule of skin you have with the tips of my fingers, in a warm room with the blinds pulled and some lit candles. Once I am familiar with your luscious body, I will give you a deep, penetrating massage while you eat chocolate covered strawberries and sip chardonnet. By that point, you will be completely and totally relaxed so I will suck and lick gently on your clitoris with ever escalating enthusiasm until you orgasm repeatedly. Once you feel wonderful, content, and happy... and only then... I'll whack off to a picture of a wildly obese woman.
How about it? :confused:
WOW

topless
02-28-2005, 02:39 PM
Hey Topless, I'd like to slowly and lightly feel every molecule of skin you have with the tips of my fingers, in a warm room with the blinds pulled and some lit candles. Once I am familiar with your luscious body, I will give you a deep, penetrating massage while you eat chocolate covered strawberries and sip chardonnet. By that point, you will be completely and totally relaxed so I will suck and lick gently on your clitoris with ever escalating enthusiasm until you orgasm repeatedly. Once you feel wonderful, content, and happy... and only then... I'll whack off to a picture of a wildly obese woman.
How about it? :confused:I'm sold. :supp:

Her454
02-28-2005, 02:39 PM
Tom, your so wildly romantic..................... :jawdrop: :D

MsDrmr
02-28-2005, 02:41 PM
In what way? :confused:
why would you whack off to a pic, when you have topless?

Jbb
02-28-2005, 02:42 PM
Hey Topless, I'd like to slowly and lightly feel every molecule of skin you have with the tips of my fingers, in a warm room with the blinds pulled and some lit candles. Once I am familiar with your luscious body, I will give you a deep, penetrating massage while you eat chocolate covered strawberries and sip chardonnet. By that point, you will be completely and totally relaxed so I will suck and lick gently on your clitoris with ever escalating enthusiasm until you orgasm repeatedly. Once you feel wonderful, content, and happy... and only then... I'll whack off to a picture of a wildly obese woman.
How about it? :confused:
Spoken like the true ambassador that he is... :cool:

Tom Brown
02-28-2005, 02:42 PM
why would you whack off to a pic, when you have topless?
Now that you mention it, that fantasy does seem a little unusual. :confused:
The point is, however, everybody gets off. :cool:

barbigrl
02-28-2005, 02:46 PM
I am more intersted in watching JBB's dancing bear.

Jbb
02-28-2005, 02:46 PM
I am more intersted in watching JBB's dancing bear.
Hmmmmm :wink:

WYRD
02-28-2005, 02:48 PM
WTF is going on in here??? :2purples:

topless
02-28-2005, 02:48 PM
WTF is going on in here??? :2purples:I'm getting excited is all.

Tom Brown
02-28-2005, 02:50 PM
I am more intersted in watching JBB's dancing bear.
I still giggle when I see that bear. That guy has got the moves. :D

WYRD
02-28-2005, 02:50 PM
I'm getting excited is all.
And I am Missing out? :( I thought I was the only one that excited you? :D :D

Tom Brown
02-28-2005, 02:51 PM
I thought I was the only one that excited you? :D :D
Help yourself to a stroke mag while I have a turn.

topless
02-28-2005, 02:55 PM
And I am Missing out? :( I thought I was the only one that excited you? :D :DYou do when Tom's not around. :boxed:

WYRD
02-28-2005, 03:00 PM
Help yourself to a stroke mag while I have a turn.
Ok but don't take too long cause I will be finished in 2.33 seconds :cool:

sorry dog
03-03-2005, 06:38 PM
Hoss - Want to see my picture?

Jbb
03-03-2005, 06:41 PM
RD.....Thumbs are overrated anyway...

Blown 472
03-03-2005, 06:49 PM
Blown472 - What's for lunch?
Brown- we always watch tv behind the garage.

Blown 472
03-03-2005, 06:50 PM
Hey Topless, I'd like to slowly and lightly feel every molecule of skin you have with the tips of my fingers, in a warm room with the blinds pulled and some lit candles. Once I am familiar with your luscious body, I will give you a deep, penetrating massage while you eat chocolate covered strawberries and sip chardonnet. By that point, you will be completely and totally relaxed so I will suck and lick gently on your clitoris with ever escalating enthusiasm until you orgasm repeatedly. Once you feel wonderful, content, and happy... and only then... I'll whack off to a picture of a wildly obese woman.
How about it? :confused:
WHat will you do with the man ranch?

sorry dog
03-03-2005, 07:26 PM
Squirt it in your eye. :hammerhea

Debbolas
03-03-2005, 08:07 PM
Hooligan: I love picture posting training, anyone need some help?
LMAO!!!!! :cool:
Mrs. Flyin Vee and FM, ya got me girls :rollside: I love my boat and PLEASE take me to the RIVER!!!
Ok, I have some:
Scream - "I fought the prop and the prop won"
Ahhell - "I have a boat!!!!"
Goldilocks ( after a few) - "you pussy! you better F'ing drink that lemon drop, come on!!!"
Tom Brown - The William Shakespear of Hot Boat
FM - Our own little Dee Jay, playing the music on the boards in our heads...
MyMan'sSportingWood - I have the BEST smilie collection :rollside:
Sporting Wood - "Let me know if you have heard this little "number...... :cool:
Dr. Eagle - "We are all DOOOOOOMED!!!"
Ahhell - " I HAVE A BOAT!!!!!"
Toppless - is incorigible ( ok, I can't spell it but she knows what I mean, Scream was calling her that all night at Twins)
Mrs. Racercarhotshoe - " I AM the first lady of Beaumont"
Racercarhotshoe - " Talking to the prezzz" :cool:

Tom Brown
03-03-2005, 08:13 PM
RD.....Thumbs are overrated anyway...
lmao! :D

Debbolas
03-03-2005, 08:20 PM
Her 454 - " I don't give a shit about diamonds, show me your motor" :D