Hows this for pulling a stupid!

[hoolign]

decided to vacum my desk..and then I had the brilliant idea of vacuming my laptop!!!!yup 8 keys in the goddamn vacumn can!! now everything i type i gotta try the letters and erase,,still cant find the f the r and the d :burningm: :D and putting them back together is a bitch!

[Ultrafied]

ROFLMAO ... sorry, couldn't help it ...

[manuel]

That's funny !, sounded like a good idea though,
http://notebooksrus.com/1100_k1.jpg

[Mrs.Racer277]

Oh shiat that is funny. Sorry but I am LMAO!

[HM]

Not a bad idea if you put panty hose over the end of the vaccuum.

[hoolign]

[QUOTE=HolyMoly]Not a bad idea if you put panty hose over the end of the vaccuum.[/QUOTE
Better idea would be to let someone who wears em ...do the vacuming
:D :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

[QUOTE=HolyMoly]Not a bad idea if you put panty hose over the end of the vaccuum.[/QUOTE
Better idea would be to let someone who wears em ...do the vacuming
:D :D
Nice!
That is why the have cans of air. Does not eat keys. :wink:

[hoolign]

I cut out some pieces of cardboard, used a felt to put the letters on ,and crazy glued em to the rubber dealies !!were typin now let me tell you
I wish i could take a picture of this flintstone deal! :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

I cut out some pieces of cardboard, used a felt to put the letters on ,and crazy glued em to the rubber dealies !!were typin now let me tell you
I wish i could take a picture of this flintstone deal! :D
OMG this is toooooo funny. :D :D
Now that is using your resources. ;)

[Forkin' Crazy]

LMAO, they don't have compressed air up there?
LOL!!! :rollside:

[hoolign]

Nice!
That is why the have cans of air. Does not eat keys. :wink:
it was just one of those things that seemed like a good idea at the time htere could have been 10 cans of air on the desk and i still would have tried it

[hoolign]

LMAO, they don't have compressed air up there?
LOL!!! :rollside:
i'm 200 miles form th enearest town...but i do have air here
:burningm:

[WYRD]

i'm 200 miles form th enearest town...but i do have air here
:burningm:
Are your keys that damn dirty that just wiping them off would not of worked? :confused: :D

[hoolign]

Are your keys that damn dirty that just wiping them off would not of worked? :confused: :D
No..it just semed like the thing to do while i was vacuming http://www.theinsideline.net/forum/images/smilies/yb630.gif

[emjay]

The funny thing is that you didn't stop vacuuming
after sucking up the first one or two keys! :D
Blow-job-in-a-can... The safest way

[hoolign]

The funny thing is that you didn't stop vacuuming
after sucking up the first one or two keys! :D
Blow-job-in-a-can... The safest way
do ya thinkI just kept going ??? I pulled the little brush across the keyboard and BAM they were gone!..i dindnt try each one to see which one wouldnt come off
:hammer2: :hammer2:

[minnesota_duane]

Blow-job-in-a-can... The safest way
Ummmmmmmmm where do they sell that? :idea:

[Mrs.Racer277]

do ya thinkI just kept going ??? I pulled the little brush across the keyboard and BAM they were gone!..i dindnt try each one to see which one wouldnt come off
:hammer2: :hammer2:
I have to stop reading this thread. I just spit diet coke all over my keyboard. Do you think the shop vac will clean that up???? :D :rolleyes:

[hoolign]

I have to stop reading this thread. I just spit diet coke all over my keyboard. Do you think the shop vac will clean that up???? :D :rolleyes:
don't do it ... i know a guy who tried that once!!!

[emjay]

Hey Hoolign....
Wanna buy a vowel? :D

[hoolign]

Hey Hoolign....
Wanna buy a vowel? :D
No..I have 1 in the ducting !could use a f, r and a d though!

[Forkin' Crazy]

Are your keys that damn dirty that just wiping them off would not of worked? :confused: :D
Too much porn...... I don't think it would brush off, hense the vaccuum. ;)

[Desert Rat]

You need to go dumpster diving and get those damn keys back!!! Or just go buy a new keyboard :hammerhea

[Mrs.Racer277]

Here it is Deb.

[hoolign]

Hmmm ...That was quite an interesting day ..let me tell you! :D

[Debbolas]

ROTFLMAOAPMP!!!!!!!!!!! :D
LOL :D
OMG!!! too funny :D
although, it sounds like something I would try................... :rolleyes:

[Mrs.Racer277]

I am still ROTFLMAO. :) :)

[Debbolas]

I think the most stupid thing I did with a computer is...............
Well, I blinded it, it was the old dos system (gosh I miss dos) and I went to the C: prompt and told it to remove the monitore...............I also deleted all the running systems, it asked if I wanted to delete all the files and I said Yes!
(the same poor computer) I use to be smart, until I had children, I swear, for each kid you have you lose IQ points :rolleyes:

[hoolign]

Ok you two..that's enough..breath.....breath! :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

I think the most stupid thing I did with a computer is...............
Well, I blinded it, it was the old dos system (gosh I miss dos) and I went to the C: prompt and told it to remove the monitore...............I also deleted all the running systems, it asked if I wanted to delete all the files and I said Yes!
(the same poor computer) I use to be smart, until I had children, I swear, for each kid you have you lose IQ points :rolleyes:
But could you fix it with card board??? LOL
Sorry Hooli I will go to bed now. :D :D
I can not type anymore anyway I am laughing so hard I am crying. :D

[Debbolas]

nope, we had to put in (remember the big floppy five inch disks) the operating system...............lol, :D
;) no cardboard

[Wonderboy]

You know, I'm new here but I already understand the value of Hoolign. :D

[hoolign]

But could you fix it with card board??? LOL
Sorry Hooli I will go to bed now. :D :D
I can not type anymore anyway I am laughing so hard I am crying. :D
I'm just here for your amusement dear!
:D Good night

[alfonzo]

A little late on this but that is f'n funny as hell, it sucks, but its funny.

[SnakeWrench]

Hool, thank you. I had a pure crap day and really needed to see that post. Just one question. Ever been to the ER with anything else stuck in the vacuum hose? 200 miles from nowhere and it sounds like you get bored sometimes. No offense meant, but thanks for a great laugh.

[HavasuBarney]

Mildly amusing, yes. :)
To tell you the truth though, I was expecting a picture of Frenchie and a dog named Stupid....

[a catered life]

decided to vacum my desk..and then I had the brilliant idea of vacuming my laptop!!!!yup 8 keys in the goddamn vacumn can!! now everything i type i gotta try the letters and erase,,still cant find the f the r and the d :burningm: :D and putting them back together is a bitch!
lmao now that is some funny shiat :rollside:

[rrrr]

Hey Hoolign....
Wanna buy a vowel? :D
Hoooooweeee, that's some funny shit. Thanks for the laughs Hoolign.... :D :D

[Jinga]

Holy Shiat!
LMAO
Feel free to continue doing stupid things. Makes for a good work day!

[Miss Perfect]

This thread has me LMAO. The stupidest thing I ever did with a computer was in an old DOS program. I decided that I wanted the font to be a pretty color. Well, I changed the font to the same blue as the background so it just looked like a blank screen and I couldn't see anything to be able to change it back. Doh! :hammerhea I had to get the computer guy to fix it.

[Mrs.Racer277]

Found it. ;)

[Wonderboy]

Found it. ;)
Sweet!! We need to keep this on top. :D

[hoolign]

Found it. ;)
I was just startin to take a shinin to you too :D :p

[Kim Hanson]

Mildly amusing, yes. :)
To tell you the truth though, I was expecting a picture of Frenchie and a dog named Stupid....
:p :D :D ..........( . )( . )......This thread is funny....

[Mrs.Racer277]

I was just startin to take a shinin to you too :D :p
ROTFLMAO I said I was sorry. And if you remember I felt really bad for you and was going to send you a new keyboard. :D :D :D

[hoolign]

ROTFLMAO I said I was sorry. And if you remember I felt really bad for you and was going to send you a new keyboard. :D :D :D
Oh yes i remember ..quite vividlky actually ..standing there with the goddamn vaccum in one hand and scratching my head with the other looking at the gaps between the keys :D :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

Oh yes i remember ..quite vividlky actually ..standing there with the goddamn vaccum in one hand and scratching my head with the other looking at the gaps between the keys :D :D
OK stop I can't stop laughing. :) :) :)

[Rexone]

what a dumass,
end of story.

[SUICYCOLE DIMARCO]

jfjjfmfm dfkmdskljfd dfk,jfdjdf kldfkldfk egkjsahgb a,jbdk;l;;;;jhfdlnclkl ;)

[hoolign]

what a dumass,
end of story.
Mike ..don't you have to go and design the "rexone dog master 2 ' or somthing?

[victorfb]

it should be easy to find a f_rd in the trash can....
ok, i told myself i wouldnt go there, but i just couldnt help myself. and whats worse is that i drive a ford. go figure.
cardboard keys. i like it... :cool:

[piper]

jfjjfmfm dfkmdskljfd dfk,jfdjdf kldfkldfk egkjsahgb a,jbdk;l;;;;jhfdlnclkl ;)
Wait he has the D and the F missing.
qewioru,mnz opeiurpo poeqir mn- peiur mxnce ieu mnc0we :D

[Rexone]

Don't you just love it Hooli when these old threads about some dumass thing you did come back to life and shoot to like 10 pages? :D

[hoolign]

Don't you just love it Hooli when these old threads about some dumass thing you did come back to life and shoot to like 10 pages? :D
As long as Mrs racer 276 1/2 ..doesnt need a humour fix..it'll die off :smile: :smile:

[Rexone]

not necessarily

[Rexone]

bump

[Wonderboy]

bump bump!!

[Rexone]

bump

[Mrs.Racer277]

You guys are really going to get me into trouble. :hammerhea :wink: :)

[Tom Brown]

No..I have 1 in the ducting !could use a f, r and a d though!
No 'f'? :idea:
Fock off, Hoolign. :D

[piper]

bump
:hammerhea

[Rexone]

bump

[Tom Brown]

Hey Hoolign, I think you should break out the crevice tool and jam it up your ass.

[MagicMtnDan]

:D :D :D
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/672HoolignDumbAss.jpg

[hoolign]

:D :D :D
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/672HoolignDumbAss.jpg
I see someone was finally allowed scissors to open the "paint chop pro for junior miss" :cool:

[Kim Hanson]

Next time I see you I will get you hooked up with Chop Shop, its really easy and lots of fun also.........( . )( . )............I can work it so-so :D

[MagicMtnDan]

Hooli, I don't need PhotoChop ;) I drove by your hotel yesterday: :D
http://www.throwlead.com/uploads/fun/master_bates.jpg

[hoolign]

Hooli, I don't need PhotoChop ;) I drove by your hotel yesterday: :D
http://www.throwlead.com/uploads/fun/master_bates.jpg
Why didnt you stop in?? we could have raced :squiggle:

[Tom Brown]

I masturbate.
It's nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, I celebrate my stick oozing fluid of life. :cool:

[BiggusJimbus]

Going to have a hell of a time typing ****tard.

[hoolign]

Going to have a hell of a time typing ****tard.
hey STUPID...read the date of the first post..I should hope i could save up 18 bucks by now :notam:

[Rexone]

bump

[Tom Brown]

I thought my crevice tool post would play bigger. :confused:
Hooli must have had his chakras opened up or maybe he has gotten in touch with his more peaceful inner self. :idea:
That bastard has gone all Doug Henning on us. :mad:

[hoolign]

I thought my crevice tool post would play bigger. :confused:
Hooli must have had his chakras opened up or maybe he has gotten in touch with his more peaceful inner self. :idea:
That bastard has gone all Doug Henning on us. :mad:
I just rubbed one off.. sorry ..what'd I miss???

[Tom Brown]

..what'd I miss???
The tissue.

[Wonderboy]

bump

[FMluvswater]

I've got one strong clicky finger I can help ... ttt. :D

[BiggusJimbus]

hey STUPID...read the date of the first post..I should hope i could save up 18 bucks by now :notam:
Gee, sorry,
I guess I don't have the time to play with the pros on this board.
Have fun playing with yourself.

[Wonderboy]

:D

[Mrs.Racer277]

HEHEHEHHE :D

[Miss Perfect]

I love this thread! :hammerhea

[Mrs.Racer277]

I love this thread! :hammerhea
Me too. :wink: Makes me LMAO off everytime I see it. :) :)

[Wonderboy]

Like mike said, we have to get this thing to 10 pages. :D

[piper]

Just helping it get to 10 pages. :rollside:

[Miss Perfect]

Just helping it get to 10 pages. :rollside:
No, you're just trying to get to 400!

[piper]

No, you're just trying to get to 400!
Well look who's finally awake. :D

[Miss Perfect]

Well look who's finally awake. :D
Alive and well! Are you posting from home?

[piper]

Alive and well! Are you posting from home?
Kind of ??

[Miss Perfect]

Kind of ??
I thought you might take the day off so I could catch up. There goes that theory! :D

[piper]

I thought you might take the day off so I could catch up. There goes that theory! :D
Looks like your catching up. You don't need me taking a day off. I better get posting.

[Wonderboy]

Holy crap Piper, in the last two days you've gone from, what, 250 to 357?

[piper]

Holy crap Piper, in the last two days you've gone from, what, 250 to 357?
Yeah, I know it's nuts. I used to just sit here and laugh while you guys posted funny stuff, now I can't help but join in on a few.

[Miss Perfect]

Holy crap Piper, in the last two days you've gone from, what, 250 to 357?
That's what I am saying! What a post Wh0re! :D

[piper]

That's what I am saying! What a post Wh0re! :D
Post Wh0re? Why thank you. I was waiting for that. :rollside:

[Miss Perfect]

Post Wh0re? Why thank you. I was waiting for that. :rollside:
You're welcome ;)

[termiteguy]

thanks for the bump on this one i would have never seen it and it was one
you would not want to miss :boxed:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Still have 6 more pages to go. :) :)

[Wonderboy]

:idea:

[Mrs.Racer277]

:idea:
I know you post wh@@@@ can do it. :rolleyes: :D ;)

[Sane Asylum]

bump.............Yes, it can be a 10 pager.....

[Tahiti350]

I flipped the keyboard at work over to shake some food crumbs out of it and about half of the keys fell off, what a damn mess that was. It took us about 4 hours and half a tube of super glue to get it back together. Took longer because some dumba55 glued several keys on in the wrong spots (I thought it was funny at the time, really). Our in-house IM was pissed when we e-mailed him from that keyboard to tell him it was screwed up, then it took him about 15 minutes to figure out it was the keys not the keyboard.
Just doing my part to perpetuate the legend!!! GO HOOLIGAN!!!

[Miss Perfect]

I flipped the keyboard at work over to shake some food crumbs out of it and about half of the keys fell off, what a damn mess that was. It took us about 4 hours and half a tube of super glue to get it back together. Took longer because some dumba55 glued several keys on in the wrong spots (I thought it was funny at the time, really). Our in-house IM was pissed when we e-mailed him from that keyboard to tell him it was screwed up, then it took him about 15 minutes to figure out it was the keys not the keyboard.
Just doing my part to perpetuate the legend!!! GO HOOLIGAN!!!
LMAO :hammerhea

[Wonderboy]

I know you post wh@@@@ can do it. :rolleyes: :D ;)
Look

[Wonderboy]

who's

[Wonderboy]

talking!! :D

[Miss Perfect]

Now you're cheating Wonderboy! Geez.... :D

[Miss Perfect]

Some

[Miss Perfect]

People

[Miss Perfect]

:rolleyes:

[Wonderboy]

:rolleyes:
Some people what?

[Miss Perfect]

Some people what?
Some people are cheaters. Unlike me ;)

[Mrs.Racer277]

I knew I could count of you guys. LOL :D :D

[Miss Perfect]

I knew I could count of you guys. LOL :D :D
Look at us go. We're almost to page 6. What is this thread about anyway? I forgot :D

[Wonderboy]

Remember that Hoolign guy? And what he did to his keyboard? What an idiot!! :D

[Wonderboy]

Some people are cheaters. Unlike me ;)
I'm not

[Wonderboy]

a cheater!

[Miss Perfect]

Remember that Hoolign guy? And what he did to his keyboard? What an idiot!! :D
He's from Canada, what do you expect? :p

[Wonderboy]

He's from Canada, what do you expect? :p
Nothing less! Did you notice my sig line?

[Wonderboy]

5 more pages to go!!

[Miss Perfect]

Ok ok.. I'll post just one more time on this thread. That's it, I'm done.

[Miss Perfect]

Hi :D

[Squeezing Spectra]

Sure MP

[Miss Perfect]

What, you don't believe me? ;)

[Squeezing Spectra]

Liar Liar PW

[Miss Perfect]

Liar Liar PW
ok, maybe I lied just this once.

[Miss Perfect]

Ahhh... page 6 :hammer2:

[Squeezing Spectra]

Once ROTFLMFAO :sleeping:

[Wonderboy]

Sweet! Where's Hooli tonight? He must not be working tonight.

[Miss Perfect]

I don't know. No Hooli, no piper... what's a girl to do? :p

[Wonderboy]

I don't know. No Hooli, no piper... what's a girl to do? :p
I guess you're gonna have to take care of yourself :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Miss Perfect]

I guess you're gonna have to take care of yourself :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
hmmmmm :supp:

[Squeezing Spectra]

LMAO :hammerhea

[Mrs.Racer277]

Sweet! Where's Hooli tonight? He must not be working tonight.
:confused: :confused: :confused: Good question where is he???? :D

[Miss Perfect]

I was wondering when this thread was going to show back up. :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

I was wondering when this thread was going to show back up. :D
I needed a good laugh :D on this wonderful monday I am having. :cry:

[Miss Perfect]

I needed a good laugh :D on this wonderful monday I am having. :cry:
I hear ya. Gotta love Mondays! :hammer2:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Just wondering how long it will be before Hooli kicks my a$$! HEHEHEHE :rolleyes: :p :D

[Wonderboy]

Howdy!! :D.

[Wonderboy]

What do Tom Brown's shorts taste like?

[Miss Perfect]

LMAO :p

[Tom Brown's Shorts]

Hoolign doesn't sound like a smart guy! Oops! I guess I'll have to eat myself now :frown:

[Wonderboy]

bump bumpity bump bump! :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

Hoolign doesn't sound like a smart guy! Oops! I guess I'll have to eat myself now :frown:
:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

[Wonderboy]

:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:
Ah haaaa!! Now you have to eat Tom Brown too!! I mean his shorts :eek:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Ah haaaa!! Now you have to eat Tom Brown too!! I mean his shorts :eek:
Oh crap. No fair I forgot. :rolleyes: :) Blonde moment again. :rolleyes: :)

[Rexone]

You guys are sick. I can't believe this thread is still going.

[Mrs.Racer277]

You guys are sick. I can't believe this thread is still going.
Just trying to get it to 10 pages. ;)

[piper]

We're still not on page 10??? Damn, Hooli must be sad. :hammerhea

[Tom Brown's Shorts]

We're still not on page 10??? Damn, Hooli must be sad. :hammerhea
Now you have to eat ME!! Hahahahahaha

[canuck1]

bump

[Miss Perfect]

You guys are sick. I can't believe this thread is still going.
Sick?? No... slightly disturbed maybe but not sick :D

[Kim Hanson]

He's from Canada, what do you expect? :p
:cry: :D ..........( . )( . )........

[Miss Perfect]

:cry: :D ..........( . )( . )........
Oh quit your crying!

[Wonderboy]

I'm running out of things to say, so............'alksdjf;oasjdhfo;ajlsnfvk;jnvc o;jaszhdfpoiashdjfpoiajshdfvk;jnscv;kjozHXSP_vhasP Dj

[Kim Hanson]

Oh quit your crying!
Im being one with the weather, raining again............. :( ..( . )( . )........ :D

[Boy Named Sue]

um.

[Boy Named Sue]

duh.

[Boy Named Sue]

hmm.

[Boy Named Sue]

Is it true this is where you go to run up your post count?

[piper]

hmm.
Yeah what he said

[Miss Perfect]

huh? Where is this thread going anyway? Besides no where....

[Boy Named Sue]

There. I've kept up my average +1. Good night. :cool:

[Miss Perfect]

Yeah what he said
Utt ohh..... race is on buddy!

[Wonderboy]

Is it true this is where you go to run up your post count?
NO! This is where you come to laugh at the stupid things that Hoolign does. :hammerhea

[Miss Perfect]

There. I've kept up my average +1. Good night. :cool:
Good night! :D

[Miss Perfect]

NO! This is where you come to laugh at the stupid things that Hoolign does. :hammerhea
Ohhh yeah, I forgot. HAHAHA

[Wonderboy]

Ohhh yeah, I forgot. HAHAHA
Hey! You're ahead of piper!!

[piper]

only because she cheats

[piper]

:mad:

[Wonderboy]

you guys are tied!!!!! oops, not anymore

[Miss Perfect]

only because she cheats
I don't cheat. Hey Piper - you have a pm (now I'm trying to distract him!) :D

[Wonderboy]

I don't cheat. Hey Piper - you have a pm (now I'm trying to distract him!) :D
LOL :D :D

[piper]

bump

[piper]

won't work MP

[piper]

;)

[Miss Perfect]

;)
Ok, that's cheating!

[piper]

what is?

[piper]

:yuk: 400!!!

[Miss Perfect]

:yuk: 400!!!
Oh you bastard! :D

[piper]

Oh you bastard! :D
Man I keep seeing that pink bunny everywhere. :jawdrop:

[piper]

are we at 10 pages yet????

[Mrs.Racer277]

Man I keep seeing that pink bunny everywhere. :jawdrop:
Energizer Bunny :D

[Wonderboy]

are we at 10 pages yet????
Almost! Will we let it die when we get there though?

[Miss Perfect]

Energizer Bunny :D
:devil:

[Mrs.Racer277]

:devil:
I ment that in a good way. :) :) :p

[Miss Perfect]

I ment that in a good way. :) :) :p
So did I :D

[piper]

So did I :D
Did what?

[Wonderboy]

Did what?
You.

[piper]

You.
Damn... was I asleep.... :jawdrop:

[Wonderboy]

Damn... was I asleep.... :jawdrop:
Maybe she just isn't very good :(

[piper]

Maybe she just isn't very good :(
Oh sh it, I think you just opened a door.... :sqeyes:

[Miss Perfect]

Oh sh it, I think you just opened a door.... :sqeyes:
Ummmm... yeah!

[Wonderboy]

Oh sh it, I think you just opened a door.... :sqeyes:
Yeah, for her to prove otherwise :idea:

[piper]

Yeah, for her to prove otherwise :idea:
NICE!! :rollside:

[Miss Perfect]

NICE!! :rollside:
he's not nice! I thought you were on my side :D

[Wonderboy]

he's not nice! I thought you were on my side :D
I'm just joking. Don't be mad :D

[Miss Perfect]

I'm just joking. Don't be mad :D
I hate you!
Haha... kidding! :D

[Wonderboy]

I hate you!
Haha... kidding! :D
That's OK, I like it rough :D

[hoolign]

That's OK, I like it ruff :D
:messedup: :lightsabe :lightsabe

[piper]

he's not nice! I thought you were on my side :D
Oh my bad I forgot. :D

[Miss Perfect]

Oh my bad I forgot. :D
Don't worry. I'll keep reminding you! :p
Hey look - we're on page 9!

[Wonderboy]

decided to vacum my desk..and then I had the brilliant idea of vacuming my laptop!!!!yup 8 keys in the goddamn vacumn can!! now everything i type i gotta try the letters and erase,,still cant find the f the r and the d :burningm: :D and putting them back together is a bitch!
Let's not forget what this thread is about.

[piper]

Let's not forget what this thread is about.
Something about Hooligan, a vaccum, and having to call the paramedics.

[Wonderboy]

Something about Hooligan, a vaccum, and having to call the paramedics.
LOL! And I think the Coast Guard was somehow involed too.

[Miss Perfect]

LOL! And I think the Coast Guard was somehow involed too.
Does Canada have a Coast Guard? :notam:

[piper]

Does Canada have a Coast Guard? :notam:
Yeah two sober guys in a row boat. :D

[Miss Perfect]

Yeah two sober guys in a row boat. :D
LMFAO :p

[Wonderboy]

Yeah two sober guys in a row boat. :D
LOL!!

[piper]

Their military is so small. It's a bunch of farmers who's turn it is to stay sober for 2 days.

[Wonderboy]

Their military is so small. It's a bunch of farmers who's turn it is to stay sober for 2 days.
During the hockey off season only.

[piper]

During the hockey off season only.
LMAO :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

TTT :rolleyes:

[Miss Perfect]

TTT :rolleyes:
:devil:

[Mrs.Racer277]

:devil:
What?? :idea: :confused: :D

[Miss Perfect]

What?? :idea: :confused: :D
Ummm... nothing :D

[Wonderboy]

Good afternoon!

[Mrs.Racer277]

Good evening! :rolleyes:

[Wonderboy]

I guess Hollign's not the only abusive one towards computers. :D
Odd mishaps cause computer griefhttp://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39453000/jpg/_39453938_datadisaster_rage203b.jpg
Humans are increasingly to blame for data loss
A man so angry with his laptop that he shot it has topped an annual league table of the oddest computer mishaps.
Data recovery experts say although machine failure is blamed for the majority of lost files, humans are getting more careless too.
E-rage
Experts say the technical breakdown of computers is still the main cause of data loss, although human error in the form of neglect, rage and clumsiness is fast becoming one of the main reasons files need rescuing.
My mother was so infuriated that she couldn't get something to print, she proceeded to completely rip the keyboard and mouse out of the sockets and throw them out the window.
Brian, Scotland
I have deconstructed the keyboard, surgical style, in a fit of e-rage before. It was delicate and calculating. It was enjoyable at the time, but not when I needed my coursework for university.
Wayne Jordan, England
Last year I went to Nairobi in Kenya. I was not aware that Nairobi has a great problem with monkeys which cause a lot of nuisance. I unpacked and left my laptop on a table by the window. During the day I was in the next room when I heard a noise coming from my bedroom and when I went to investigate I saw a monkey hopping out of the bedroom window with my laptop. It then sat in the tree clutching it and watched me. When I went outside and tried to entice it down it just continued to stare at me. I then started shouting and as the monkey became frightened, it promptly threw the laptop away. The result was a cracked and bashed laptop that would not work anymore. Moral of the story - if you leave your laptop unattended in Nairobi - leave a banana on top of it as a protection offering.
Bill, UK
Yep I have been the cause of damaging a laptop. Parked the car after working a very long day. Got out of car and realised the gap between the kerb and car was excessive. Put the laptop down on the road. Started engine up and moved car closer to the kerb. Not even noticing the car "bumping" over an object. I have to admit not only did I do this once, but I ran over it twice. Needless to say I have the worlds flattest laptop!
Gavin Appleton, Scotland
TOP 10 DATA DISASTERS
Laptop shot in anger
PC thrown out the window to destroy evidence before police arrived
Laptop fell off a moped and was run over by lorry
Laptop dropped in bath while doing company accounts
Stolen PCs rescued after three weeks in a river
Red wine spilt on laptop over dinner
Server rescued after running unchecked 24/7 for years under layers of dust and dirt
Computer thrown against a wall
Latte-covered laptop rescued
Laptop left on car roof as owner drives off

[Miss Perfect]

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[Mrs.Racer277]

I can not believe this has not hit 10 pages yet. ;)

[Wonderboy]

I can not believe this has not hit 10 pages yet. ;)
I know. I should have split my last post into two.

[Wonderboy]

That would have done it.

[Wonderboy]

almost

[Wonderboy]

there

[Wonderboy]

Whooooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 10 pages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[piper]

;)
Why wasn't Hooligans story in that bunch??

[Miss Perfect]

Do you feel better now? :hammerhea

[Mrs.Racer277]

Ok know I will let it die in peace. :D :D
Great job at post whor@@@@@ WB. :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

Do you feel better now? :hammerhea
I do thanks. :rolleyes: :D

[Miss Perfect]

Ithink we need a new thread to keep us occupied.

[Wonderboy]

15 pages anyone?

[Miss Perfect]

15 pages anyone?
Oh come on, now you're just getting crazy!

[Wonderboy]

Oh come on, now you're just getting crazy!
Ok. How about 14 then?

[Mrs.Racer277]

15 pages anyone?
OH no I don't want to face the rath of Hooli. I am out. :rolleyes: :p :D

[Wonderboy]

OH no I don't want to face the rath of Hooli. I am out. :rolleyes: :p :D
Well quit posting in here then!

[piper]

Oh I see this finally hit 10 pages.

[Miss Perfect]

Yeah, I think I'm out too. :hammerhea or at least until I post again!

[Wonderboy]

What?

[Boy Named Sue]

Oh I see this finally hit 10 pages.
If you change your view to 50 posts per page its only up to five pages.
:devil:
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

[Wonderboy]

If you change your view to 50 posts per page its only up to five pages.
:devil:
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
You sir need to remove this post! :mad:

[Miss Perfect]

If you change your view to 50 posts per page its only up to five pages.
:devil:
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
I don't think I like you.

[Mrs.Racer277]

If you change your view to 50 posts per page its only up to five pages.
:devil:
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
Killjoy :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[piper]

If you change your view to 50 posts per page its only up to five pages.
:devil:
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
Hey that's right. It is only five pages... :D

[Boy Named Sue]

You sir need to remove this post! :mad:
Never.
:hammerhea

[FMluvswater]

Never.
:hammerhea
Ever. :D

[FMluvswater]

Hey what page are we on? :confused: Oh. Oops. :redface: Did I just bump this? My bad. :p :D

[piper]

I just love how this one keeps coming back

[piper]

Can't let this one drift off to far.

[Miss Perfect]

Hey what page are we on? :confused: Oh. Oops. :redface: Did I just bump this? My bad. :p :D
ahhh FM, I see your name and I have the sudden urge to go play UltraBlock. Darn you woman! :D

[FMluvswater]

ahhh FM, I see your name and I have the sudden urge to go play UltraBlock. Darn you woman! :D
Uh-oh. That concerns me. :squiggle: That means you took a break from it. That means you'll be fresh and on the ball. :cry: Please don't beat me! :cry: :D