I'm calling in sick...

[Dr. Eagle]

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
She is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak
voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
:D

[MsDrmr]

:D :D :D :D :D :D now thats funny

[Mrs.Racer277]

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
She is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak
voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
:D
LMAO :D :D

[IN2-IN2MX]

I've got that everyday :D

[Dr. Eagle]

I've got that everyday :D
I'm feeling it come on for tomorrow... :D

[MAINEVENT]

Now thats some funny ish right their I have heard the "My eyes hurt" one but i like this one better