***boat, can I have access?

[Beer-30]

I have been on for a few days, and have not received an email with the mentioned instructions.
What do I need to do to gain access?
Thanks.

[Jbb]

I have been on for a few days, and have not received an email with the mentioned instructions.
What do I need to do to gain access?
Thanks.
Application has been denied...now please leave quietly.... :hammerhea

[hoolign]

All access's are granted through P.m's to Tom Brown..did you fill out the H-1065 form? did you submit the henway?

[Keithb87]

You need to preform a "BALLICK" Manuver on The moderator before you can have access... :D

[RiverToysJas]

did you submit the henway?
You are correct, W/O the henway no action will be taken!
RTJas :D

[Tom Brown]

Don't listen to JBB. He's still upset the ***boat dental plan wouldn't cover his gold caps.
It usually takes a few weeks for processing. It takes time to determine that you are a new member and everything is on the up and up. Once that happens and they receive your shipping address, they will send you the initiation package. The initiation package includes two pallets of beer, a large ***boat beer fridge, some clothing items, and various pornographic material.
Welcome, Beer-30. :cool:

[JustMVG]

Welcome Beer-30 , please heed all of the above mentioned steps to insure the best that Hot Boat has to offer, the folks who recommended those steps are professional posters, they know what they are doing!!!
MikeVG

[ROZ]

You can move things along quicker if you pay off the moderators...

[JustMVG]

Thats Great Roz, give away ALLL the secrets, let him get to something like 25 posts first, let him piss off the mods then tell him..... Rookie :D
MVG

[hoolign]

Don't listen to JBB. He's still upset the ***boat dental plan wouldn't cover his gold caps.
It usually takes a few weeks for processing. It takes time to determine that you are a new member and everything is on the up and up. Once that happens and they receive your shipping address, they will send you the initiation package. The initiation package includes two pallets of beer, a large ***boat beer fridge, some clothing items, and various pornographic material.
Welcome, Beer-30. :cool:
Is Brian still fighting over those caps? the only problem i have had is them paying my fuel bill after last summers boating expenses went in! there is always somthing isn't there?

[Tom Brown]

You're still waiting on boating expenses from last year? WTF?

[JustMVG]

You're still waiting on boating expenses from last year? WTF?
Didn't pay off the Mods!!!

[Beer-30]

Gee what a response! I will work on the Henway and let's see, what was that form number a Form-1369? As soon as I replace my two Flugalbinders and oil my muffler bearings, I will get to it.
Signed...
Continuing to wait patiently.

[hoolign]

You're still waiting on boating expenses from last year? WTF?
I did'nt get to much boating in ..it's only 1500 bucks.but i submitted them in september, they lost them , I re submitted in October...and still no cheque?

[Tom Brown]

Gee what a response!
***boat lesson #1 - We are the least helpful mother fockers on the Internet. If you are discovered helping someone in these forums, you will be punished.
:D :D :D
Seriously, welcome to ***boat. There are people who are actually helpful who might just stray into this thread and throw some assistance on your ass. In the mean time, I hope you enjoy the abuse. :D

[riverbound]

To gain access you must post pics of your wife and or girlfriend. If the member is female then she must post pics of herself, if she has a girlfriend then post thos pics and you will be granted VIP access. Now post away before you are given the boot.

[hoolign]

Gee what a response! I will work on the Henway and let's see, what was that form number a Form-1369? As soon as I replace my two Flugalbinders and oil my muffler bearings, I will get to it.
Signed...
Continuing to wait patiently.
it's the H-1065 NO WONDER YOUR HAVING PROBLEMS..YOUR STUPID
j/K ..welcome to hell, just what are you waitng for...we may be able to help ...but likely wont.

[Jbb]

***boat lesson #1 - We are the least helpful mother fockers on the Internet. If you are discovered helping someone in these forums, you will be punished.
:D :D :D
Seriously, welcome to ***boat. There are people who are actually helpful who might just stray into this thread and throw some assistance on your ass. In the mean time, I hope you enjoy the abuse. :D
Yeah....Brown has had to ...spend a night or two ...in the box!

[OGShocker]

Welcome to the JUNGLE. :clover:
Follow all the instructions above. Well, except Keith87's. :supp: :D

[JustMVG]

Please order up at east 100yds of Flight line and 3 gallons of thrust reverser, and don't forget the prop wash, Thank you

[Beer-30]

I am sure there are posters that know what 1369 is, but I'll let it ferment. Being a boot, I have no problems with the abuse...until I gain some seniority.
Posting pics, hmm........let me see........here's one of Hoolign's sister, hmm, no....I'll keep looking for others.
Thanks for the welcome. Glad to be of service.

[Tom Brown]

Posting pics, hmm........let me see........here's one of Hoolign's sister, hmm, no....I'll keep looking for others.
That hideous wench isn't his sister. That's Hoolign in drag.

[1978 Rogers]

Please order up at east 100yds of Flight line and 3 gallons of thrust reverser, and don't forget the prop wash, Thank you
Use the 4' yard stick to messure off that 100yds of flight line.
I can't keep from laughing, reading some of these responses.

[hoolign]

That hideous wench isn't his sister. That's Hoolign in drag.
O h dont get pissy, you were the one who volenteered us for brides maids! least i didnt tounge the groom! :yuk:

[Tom Brown]

I thought we agreed never to speak of that night again?

[Jbb]

I thought we agreed never to speak of that night again?
Your soiling the thread Tom..... :D

[Tom Brown]

Quick... everyone delete your smart-assed responses!
I just saw a mod post in another thread.

[4-B]

I have been on for a few days, and have not received an email with the mentioned instructions.
What do I need to do to gain access?
Thanks.
Hey... wait in line. The line forms behind me. :hammer2: :D