View Full Version : How to register a ***boat complaint
Tom Brown
03-17-2005, 11:11 AM
As a service to the newer members, let's put together some ideas on how to handle forum complaints. By sharing the knowledge, we can help our newest friends become comfortable in this environment.
- Whatever the problem, you can be sure Havasu Hangin' is behind it. Make sure he feels your contempt. If you listen closely, you can hear him laughing at you right now.
- Back up your outrage by mentioning that Larry Flint owns ***boat. By citing his name, you can be sure he will hear about it and wheel himself to the closest keyboard/suck straw to defend your position.
- To really drive your point home, you are going to have to commit forum suicide. Leave a final vitriol crusted message declaring your disappointment in the other 7000 forum members and, in particular, the moderators and be sure you are clear that you will never return since you are so far above everyone else here. Once you have done this, be sure to create a fresh user ID with an alternate Hotmail account so you don't miss any of the helpful and supportive responses your suicide thread generates and, more importantly, you won't want to miss any pictures of Mrs. Kilrtoy.
JustMVG
03-17-2005, 11:13 AM
Bored today Tom???
Tom Brown
03-17-2005, 11:14 AM
kinda :D
UnionJack
03-17-2005, 11:14 AM
Wow, I am not sure what to say...
boatnam2
03-17-2005, 11:16 AM
you must not be that bored your didnt have a comeback for tina in the new boat thread. :D
Tom Brown
03-17-2005, 11:17 AM
you must not be that bored your didnt have a comeback for tina in the new boat thread. :D
Let's call that... complaint #1 :D :D :D
Dr. Eagle
03-17-2005, 11:17 AM
You're killing me Tom... especially the Forum Suicide/new account/Hotmail email part. Brilliant... :coffeycup
NorCal Gameshow
03-17-2005, 11:17 AM
if you have a complaint on this free forum.... type it here, then hit the [X] in the upper right hand corner of your screen...
Havasu Hangin'
03-17-2005, 11:18 AM
- Whatever the problem, you can be sure Havasu Hangin' is behind it. Make sure he feels your contempt. If you listen closely, you can hear him laughing at you right now.
That's it...I'm done with this place!
:notam:
http://www.highperformancecars.com/hhangin/suicide.gif
hoolign
03-17-2005, 11:22 AM
You neglected to mention the fact that any thread directed to "bringing back reputation points" will gain them instant credibility on the board! as well as the proper way to deal with any problems is to send Pm"s to Hammerdown 26 times a day 6 days a week regarding their disappointment!, then 14 times daily regarding the "no swearing rule" and a few regarding the " no nudity " would'nt hurt!...Just trying to help
The motocross phenonomon...Hoolign! ;)
Her454
03-17-2005, 11:23 AM
I want to know who to SUE for my addiction?
hoolign
03-17-2005, 11:26 AM
I want to know who to SUE for my addiction?
Microsoft
topless
03-17-2005, 11:27 AM
How can we make G2R post more? :jawdrop:
barbigrl
03-17-2005, 11:34 AM
I want to submit a complaint about Topless....that B-itch is always starting shit, and expressing her love for G2R is become nausiating!!! Frankly I am also getting tired of looking at that DAM HORSE!!!!!!!!
hoolign
03-17-2005, 11:37 AM
I want to submit a complaint about Topless....that B-itch is always starting shit, and expressing her love for G2R is become nausiating!!! Frankly I am also getting tired of looking at that DAM HORSE!!!!!!!!
I have wondered what kind of horse that is...
:idea:
Dr. Eagle
03-17-2005, 11:40 AM
I have wondered what kind of horse that is...
:idea:
I think it's a white one... :p
Her454
03-17-2005, 11:41 AM
Frankly I am also getting tired of looking at that DAM HORSE!!!!!!!!
Ditto on the damn horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
How can we make G2R post more? :jawdrop:
I am begining to think that Topless is G2R and G2R is Topless. She is maddly in love with herself!!! :D :D Somebody needs to do an IP check!! :idea:
hoolign
03-17-2005, 11:43 AM
I think it's a white one... :p
But if it's a DAM horse...can you ride them elsewhere?
:idea:
Frankly I am also getting tired of looking at that DAM HORSE!!!!!!!!
Try looking at the Horses ARSE for a while :D :D
hoolign
03-17-2005, 11:44 AM
Ditto on the damn horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
someone has got to pull that thread up :p
Dr. Eagle
03-17-2005, 11:48 AM
But if it's a DAM horse...can you ride them elsewhere?
:idea:
If you were to ride it, it might take right off the ground... rocket powered!!!!!!!http://www2.***boat.com/forums/customavatars/avatar158_7.gif LOL :D
But if it's a DAM horse...can you ride them elsewhere?
:idea:
Save a horse ride a Damn Cowboy!! YeHa :D :D
hoolign
03-17-2005, 11:54 AM
Save a horse ride a Damn Cowboy!! YeHa :D :D
There ya go..this just got turned into a gay thread :eek:
topless
03-17-2005, 11:56 AM
I'd like to complain about Barbi and and her damn complaining.
There ya go..this just got turned into a gay thread :eek:
They all do at some point :yuk: :yuk: :p
Her454
03-17-2005, 11:58 AM
someone has got to pull that thread up :p
ROTFLMAO..............Are you that brave? :) I dont think it even exists but she DID post the pic not too long ago for the newbies LOL :)
I'd like to complain about Barbi and and her damn complaining.
I 2nd that!!! :hammerhea
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_12_16.gif
racecar.hotshoe
03-17-2005, 12:06 PM
He almost forgot the most important part when you send the PM's For complaints you need to sign them Tom Brown! :coffeycup :D
Tom Brown
03-17-2005, 12:10 PM
The way you people hijack these threads makes me so mad! :mad:
Havasu Hangin'
03-17-2005, 12:12 PM
The way you people hijack these threads makes me so mad! :mad:
Is that the proper way to register a complaint?
:notam:
Tom Brown
03-17-2005, 12:15 PM
Is that the proper way to register a complaint?
Maybe http://www.havasubarney.com/forums/html/emoticons/unsure.gif
Dr. Eagle
03-17-2005, 12:19 PM
Maybe http://www.havasubarney.com/forums/html/emoticons/unsure.gif
Heyyyyyyyyyyyy you started it!!!!!!! :jawdrop: :hammer2:
I would like to file a complaint against Brown for soiling all the threads he does with overweight women....and gastrointestinal distress information.. :sqeyes:
Mike.A
03-17-2005, 12:50 PM
I would like to file a complaint,
Who said its a white horse. It could be a elbino black horse or a black horse with a rare skin desease. Now your being racist. Add that to being sexust I think we could get that lawyer family involved with this one. :idea:
Dr. Eagle
03-17-2005, 12:52 PM
I would like to file a complaint,
Who said its a white horse. It could be a elbino black horse or a black horse with a rare skin desease. Now your being racist. Add that to being sexust I think we could get that lawyer family involved with this one. :idea:
That would be me and that would be an Albino...
you forgot to mention it could have seen Michael Jackson's Plastic Surgeon.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Mike.A
03-17-2005, 12:54 PM
Lmao
topless
03-17-2005, 12:58 PM
I would like to file a complaint,
Who said its a white horse. It could be a elbino black horse or a black horse with a rare skin desease. Now your being racist. Add that to being sexust I think we could get that lawyer family involved with this one. :idea:It IS a rare skin disease. I'll second that complaint. :supp:
Tom Brown
03-17-2005, 01:02 PM
I would like to file a complaint against Brown for soiling all the threads he does with overweight women....and gastrointestinal distress information.. :sqeyes:
Bang!
http://www.carlsonspeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/Princess.jpg
http://www.carlsonspeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/colonMaster.jpg
Dr. Eagle
03-17-2005, 01:10 PM
It IS a rare skin disease. I'll second that complaint. :supp:
So it's a Counterfiet White horse, or one that is passing??? :jawdrop:
topless
03-17-2005, 01:12 PM
So it's a Counterfiet White horse, or one that is passing??? :jawdrop:
It's a black horse with a rare skin condition. I swear it has never been to a plastic surgeon or had its skin and fur bleached.
Mike.A
03-17-2005, 01:15 PM
And it only gives milk and cookies to the little boys that ride him also. :jawdrop: I think I see a cover up here.....
topless
03-17-2005, 01:18 PM
And it only gives milk and cookies to the little boys that ride him also. :jawdrop: I think I see a cover up here.....He prefers to give them Jesus Juice. :eek:
BarryMac
03-17-2005, 01:21 PM
I would like to register a complaint, if I do it on here would anyone really give a shit or would it turn into some finger pointing contest that usually pits the click group against the rest that really don't give a crap???
barbigrl
03-17-2005, 01:52 PM
http://www.nooga.com/032105caption.jpg
Look it is Topless! And I dont complain!
Dr. Eagle
03-17-2005, 01:56 PM
He prefers to give them Jesus Juice. :eek:
And no the horse has NEVER had a nose job... :supp:
topless
03-17-2005, 02:24 PM
And no the horse has NEVER had a nose job... :supp:You're right and the horse looked like this at birth. What a difference a little skin disease does.
http://www.forartist.com/forensic/modification/mj/mjscan.jpg
phebus
03-17-2005, 02:27 PM
Post all complaints in the Canada forum section. :idea:
Dr. Eagle
03-17-2005, 02:29 PM
Post all complaints in the Canada forum section. :idea:
Canatard Corner... :hammer2:
Tom Brown
03-18-2005, 07:45 AM
I would like to register a complaint, if I do it on here would anyone really give a shit or would it turn into some finger pointing contest that usually pits the click group against the rest that really don't give a crap???
Hey gottajetboat.... I care. :)
Anyway, RiverDave told me there's no clique group.
Hey gottajetboat.... I care. :)
Anyway, RiverDave told me there's no clique group.
Alright Brown.. :mad: ..Im throwin the bullshit card here!..You dont care ...and you know it
And RiverDave told you that in the Secret Clique forum....didnt he?... :hammer2:
Debbolas
04-16-2005, 02:45 PM
Be sure to mention Hot Boat Magazine when posting your complaint...and that editor guy........have frequent fights about his editorial comments...thats fun! :D
Complain about the reputation points and the lack thereof............and act surprised when you discover Hot Boat has a magazine....(I have 2 halter tops as proof from the boat show) :D
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