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Excessive Force
03-17-2005, 02:37 PM
...keep those damn people from leaving stuff on your door knob?!!!!! Is it legal to shoot them if you have a "No trespassing" sign up?....thanks :smile:

Dr. Eagle
03-17-2005, 02:38 PM
...keep those damn people from leaving stuff on your door knob?!!!!! Is it legal to shoot them if you have a "No trespassing" sign up?....thanks :smile:
:idea: You know, I'm not sure... why not try it and find out if it's OK... then let us all know :cool:

oldbuck40
03-17-2005, 02:42 PM
where you live??? i would get a sign that also says "no solicitors" but make sure it is in as many tounges as possible,if ya cant do that chain a rottie to the door knob!!!

Excessive Force
03-17-2005, 02:42 PM
ok maybe shooting the mark would be to extreme. How about just brandishing the weapon? anyone?

Excessive Force
03-17-2005, 02:44 PM
i would get a sign that also says "no solicitors"...
They are taught to ignore those signs, cuz they dont actually TALK TO you.

phebus
03-17-2005, 02:47 PM
Remove your door knob. That will stop it. :idea:

Dawn Patrol
03-17-2005, 02:49 PM
Remove your door knob. That will stop it. :idea:
Tried that. Now those Fockers just leave their flyers on my Porch.

Dr. Eagle
03-17-2005, 02:50 PM
Remove your door knob. That will stop it. :idea:
Brilliant!!!!!!!!!
There's you solution! :D

oldbuck40
03-17-2005, 02:52 PM
They are taught to ignore those signs, cuz they dont actually TALK TO you.
i also have a sign on my front gate with a picture of a rotti and it says
"i can make it to the fence in 2.3 seconds! CAN YOU?

My Man's Sportin' Wood
03-17-2005, 03:12 PM
While we're on the subject, what about those people who leave flyers on your car wiper? If I have my window cracked, they put it inside!!!! :mad:

Her454
03-17-2005, 03:19 PM
...keep those damn people from leaving stuff on your door knob?!!!!! Is it legal to shoot them if you have a "No trespassing" sign up?....thanks :smile:
ROTFLMAO...................Anyone ever seen the movie "Second Hand Lions" ???? TOO Funny! Those two old guys never had to worry about it...... :D

oldbuck40
03-17-2005, 03:24 PM
ROTFLMAO...................Anyone ever seen the movie "Second Hand Lions" ???? TOO Funny! Those two old guys never had to worry about it...... :D yea that was a funny movie!!!!

bunny 166
03-17-2005, 03:24 PM
If any of them come with a postage paid envelope, just mail their crap back to them....you can do it with all the shiat that comes in credit card offers, loan offers, etc. Make them pay for it twice and throw away their own crap.... :yuk: :yuk: :devil:

JustMVG
03-17-2005, 03:43 PM
get some yellow tape and make a chalk outline of someone on the porch or the driveway/walkway, works for us, or put up an INS sign.

CrazyHippy
03-17-2005, 04:03 PM
If any of them come with a postage paid envelope, just mail their crap back to them....you can do it with all the shiat that comes in credit card offers, loan offers, etc. Make them pay for it twice and throw away their own crap.... :yuk: :yuk: :devil:
Tape their Postage Paid Envelope to a BRICK. they can pay big money to throw away their own trash.
BJH :D