VOTE: "Best reason why not to own a prop boat" [Archive]

WILDTHING

07-23-2002, 06:01 PM

Slowy crew , EMAD ..Shit you missed it bitch! By a long way's might I add, your addition to this post,is not funny and you should not type with out a boat, what are you doing here?
You do know how to talk shit I might add,your BUD KIMBERLY>...........( . )( . )........

565edge

07-23-2002, 08:39 PM

eat me and die, :D thats some funny shit,you got my vote! :D

07-24-2002, 07:23 AM

Well, I'm disappointed that I didn't make the finals. But eek! I wanted to be fair, so I voted once for each of you.

Eat me & die

07-24-2002, 01:20 PM

RiverDave:
Yes it WAS funny. The first time it went around...
Not good to steal other peoples material E.M.A.D. No bueno at all...
My only hope is that JBB, and Mr.Ibex start doing that shit to you becuase of it.
RDDave, Dave, Dave what are you talking about? I just made those pictures right before I posted them! :D

RiverDave2

07-24-2002, 03:31 PM

Eat me & die:
RiverDave:
Yes it WAS funny. The first time it went around...
Not good to steal other peoples material E.M.A.D. No bueno at all...
My only hope is that JBB, and Mr.Ibex start doing that shit to you becuase of it.
RDDave, Dave, Dave what are you talking about? I just made those pictures right before I posted them! :D Hey Bud.. I had a certain guy that was good with photoshop after me for a long time. I just think that you might have focussed his attention on to you. Well not you persay, but your boss becuase he's the only one with Pic's on the internet..
RD

Eat me & die

07-24-2002, 07:44 PM

River Dave I`v got more pictures incoming as I post, so be on the look out for a few new one`s :D

***boat

07-26-2002, 08:40 AM

Well, it's Friday and it looks like we have a clear winner and a 3-way tie for last place! wink

572Daytona

07-26-2002, 09:00 AM

I demand a recount in California, I suspect RiverDave of stuffing the ballot box since he has at least 3 ID's here that I know of. I know he has to recover the money to pay for his busted outdrive from somewhere. I'm sure that I got the Canadian vote.
Just kidding...congrats Froggy I guess now your next boat will have to be a jet, maybe even a dual jet drive? That would be different. And congrats to RD for going the distance with his outdrive just so Froggy could win wink

AGGRESSOR JETS

07-26-2002, 09:14 AM

***boat:
Aggressor Jets has narrowed the contestants to six finalists:Froggystyle: you are the winner! We have Upgraded Your Win to a Stainless Steel 17-4 H/T Impeller Your Choice Of Cut -List Price is $1,350.00-This is the Impeller.
A BIG THANK's TO EVERYONE THAT WAS INVOLVED IN SUBMITTING.
AGGRESSOR WOULD LIKE TO RUN THIS AGAIN ON A NEW SUBJECT THIS TIME WE "WON"T PICK ON PROPERS"
-ON SECOND THOUGHT MAYBE WE SHOULD. THANK YOU AGAIN TO ALL -IT WAS FUN! DAVE
FROGGYSTYLE GET IN TOUCH, CALL ME
VOTE WAS 34% fROGGYSTYLE- WINNER

AGGRESSOR JETS

07-26-2002, 11:27 AM

565edge:
eat me and die, :D thats some funny shit,you got my vote! :D iS THIS THE OLD COTTON CANDY BOAT. DAVE

RiverDave2

07-26-2002, 11:31 AM

572Daytona:
I demand a recount in California, I suspect RiverDave of stuffing the ballot box since he has at least 3 ID's here that I know of. I know he has to recover the money to pay for his busted outdrive from somewhere. I'm sure that I got the Canadian vote.
Just kidding...congrats Froggy I guess now your next boat will have to be a jet, maybe even a dual jet drive? That would be different. And congrats to RD for going the distance with his outdrive just so Froggy could win wink I only have 2 id's here that I'm aware of. The only reason that I have two was originally I wanted to post from home and I couldn't figure out how to change my password and I sure as hell couldn't remember it.
RD <---- Not good with computers.

572Daytona

07-26-2002, 11:43 AM

RiverDave2:
572Daytona:
I demand a recount in California, I suspect RiverDave of stuffing the ballot box since he has at least 3 ID's here that I know of. I know he has to recover the money to pay for his busted outdrive from somewhere. I'm sure that I got the Canadian vote.
Just kidding...congrats Froggy I guess now your next boat will have to be a jet, maybe even a dual jet drive? That would be different. And congrats to RD for going the distance with his outdrive just so Froggy could win wink I only have 2 id's here that I'm aware of. The only reason that I have two was originally I wanted to post from home and I couldn't figure out how to change my password and I sure as hell couldn't remember it.
RD <---- Not good with computers.You mean Rodney King isn't your ID as well? I always thought it was :) There's got to be some technicality that I can use to win, especially since it is a stainless impeller. How about all of the absentee ballots, have they been counted yet? About 30 of my friends were on vacation this week and didn't get to vote. Oh wait, I don't even have 30 friends...never mind. :)

Eat me & die

07-26-2002, 12:44 PM

I want a recount. The old people in Florida didn't get all there votes counted yet!
Eat me & die aka "Bush" eek!

565edge

07-26-2002, 12:49 PM

Thats the boat dave!trying to get the pic a little smaller,im going to be test and tuning the boat this weekend,wish me luck aka"miller killer"

Eat me & die

07-26-2002, 01:15 PM

565 he a link to a smaller pic for ya
http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Forum_Graphic_Depot/tn_record.JPG
Copy it and use that one.

FlatRacer

08-20-2002, 06:34 AM

(Drum roll) "And the number one reason not to have a prop boat is":........................
"I'm too scared to go fast!" frown

Jungle Boy

08-20-2002, 01:28 PM

FlatRacer:
(Drum roll) "And the number one reason not to have a prop boat is":........................
"I'm too scared to go fast!" :(Or girls may think I'm gay if I don't have a jetboat. If that's your boat in the little photo, I'd like you to follow me someday and try to turn it while running like that. Looks fast, but nasty to turn. I guess some eggbeaters just go in a straight line direction. As long as you are happy going in a straight line; Happy boating.

FLYTE RISK

08-20-2002, 07:21 PM

:D Go beat a prop than pop off!!!!Because thats whats gonna happen anyway you will pop off seeya P.S ya all gotta get original :D

Kim Hanson

08-20-2002, 07:48 PM

FLYTE RISK..
funny.....( . )( . )....

058

08-20-2002, 09:33 PM

FlatRacer:
(Drum roll) "And the number one reason not to have a prop boat is":........................
"I'm too scared to go fast!" :(We have a winner!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D

RiverDave2

08-21-2002, 11:39 AM

You mean Rodney King isn't your ID as well? I always thought it was Nope.. That's not me.
RD
RD2
I had an account called RiverPimp for two days that I was going to start using instead of the RD's but it's tough being "the new" guy on the board and I got booted.. LOL
RD

RiverDave2

08-21-2002, 11:45 AM

Dave, I checked out Froggy's impeller and other equipment the other night. I didn't know what the heck I was looking at but I can say visually it looks ALOT NICER then the other two that I had for comparison.
Keep in mind that I dunno jack shit about jetboats here, but the fact that you guys took the time to 2nd OP a couple of the diameters on the face for and aft sais alot.
Are they all like that from the factory?
RD

grimreaper

08-23-2002, 09:06 AM

Jets are furrrr 'da girls in HOT TUBS !! :D :p

Jungle Boy

08-23-2002, 09:13 AM

grimreaper:
Jets are furrrr 'da girls in HOT TUBS !! :D :p Hottubs are where the girls end up after getting all horny from riding around in jetboats.

grimreaper

08-23-2002, 10:06 AM

[ August 23, 2002, 11:09 AM: Message edited by: grimreaper ]

grimreaper

08-23-2002, 10:08 AM

[/qb][/QUOTE]Hottubs are where the girls end up after getting all BORED from riding around in jetboats.[/QB][/QUOTE]
Could NOT agree more !! :D :p

Kim Hanson

08-23-2002, 06:28 PM

If you don't know how to drive one, don't buy one.Buy a "JET".Lmao........( . )( . )....... :D :D

grimreaper

08-23-2002, 06:39 PM

MOST chix don't DRIVE a jet - they "ride" it !! Nice rack ...... Kim !! :D wink

Kim Hanson

08-23-2002, 07:51 PM

grimreaper:
MOST chix don't DRIVE a jet - they "ride" it !! Nice rack ...... Kim !! :D wink What are you talking about,they ride it?Last jet-boat,I seen on the water "SUCKED"."PROP'S Rule and that is that!

Kim Hanson

08-23-2002, 09:04 PM

I seem to be the only one talking right now?What is happening here?

Windy

08-23-2002, 09:09 PM

grimreaper:
MOST chix don't DRIVE a jet Chick driving a jet...
http://www.jeffgritchen.com/photomental/fastboats/images/bash_0089.jpg
[ August 24, 2002, 01:51 AM: Message edited by: MissHBjet ]

Jungle Boy

08-24-2002, 04:41 AM

MissHBjet:
grimreaper:
MOST chix don't DRIVE a jet Chick driving a jet...
http://www.jeffgritchen.com/photomental/fastboats/images/bash_0089.jpgAll right MissHB. Drive that thing. Mine won't drive any more after she ran over a gravel bar in the local river we run on. :cool:

FLYTE RISK

08-24-2002, 07:09 AM

What hit a gravel bar?? Where do you run that thing in a quarry? wink :confused: I guess your no more immune to under water bars than us prop guys :D We would just hit em alot faster :D

grimreaper

08-24-2002, 08:27 AM

Nice to see your BF is liberated there MissHB....... wink
BUTTT most chix do indeed LOVE to "ride" vs drive !! eek!
I was told this by my friendly Jacuzzi Hot-tub dealer at our local large mall store. :D

Jungle Boy

08-24-2002, 08:48 AM

FLYTE RISK:
What hit a gravel bar?? Where do you run that thing in a quarry? wink :confused: I guess your no more immune to under water bars than us prop guys :D We would just hit em alot faster :D http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Reader_Rides/Jet_Boats/F1030007.JPG
We boat some fairly skinny waters in the aluminum boats that we run. It takes a while to read the water and getting used to know where your limits are. As far hitting them faster, well, that's about the funnyest thing I've read here all day. J/K.

Jungle Boy

08-24-2002, 08:51 AM

Holly shit, It worked. If I wasn't under strict lockdown out here at work, I'd be looking for a few beers. Thanks hotgm for your help. :D :D :cool:

Kwicherbichen

08-24-2002, 09:52 PM

Jungle Boy:
FLYTE RISK:
What hit a gravel bar?? Where do you run that thing in a quarry? wink :confused: I guess your no more immune to under water bars than us prop guys :D We would just hit em alot faster :D http://free.***boat.net/gallery/Reader_Rides/Jet_Boats/F1030007.JPG
We boat some fairly skinny waters in the aluminum boats that we run. It takes a while to read the water and getting used to know where your limits are. As far hitting them faster, well, that's about the funnyest thing I've read here all day. J/K.That looks like one of the most beautiful landscapes I've ever seen. I'd love to go packing in that area with horses. Jetboats on the other hand look very scary in that creek. I'd hate to be a skier behind that boat. eek!

AGGRESSOR JETS

08-27-2002, 12:15 PM

RiverDave2:
Dave, I checked out Froggy's impeller and other equipment the other night. I didn't know what the heck I was looking at but I can say visually it looks ALOT NICER then the other two that I had for comparison.
Keep in mind that I dunno jack shit about jetboats here, but the fact that you guys took the time to 2nd OP a couple of the diameters on the face for and aft sais alot.
Are they all like that from the factory?
Yes all Impellers we Mfg. are at that quality & detail-including our Tenz.Alum. Thank You for the notice- wink Dave
RD

Monkey Bung

08-27-2002, 07:29 PM

MissHBjet:
grimreaper:
MOST chix don't DRIVE a jet Chick driving a jet...
http://www.jeffgritchen.com/photomental/fastboats/images/bash_0089.jpgand she looks a little shaaaakky driving that.

Kim Hanson

08-27-2002, 07:45 PM

Monkey Bung:
MissHBjet:
grimreaper:
MOST chix don't DRIVE a jet Chick driving a jet...
http://www.jeffgritchen.com/photomental/fastboats/images/bash_0089.jpgand she looks a little shaaaakky driving that.I really don't see that........( . )( . )..... :p

FlatRacer

09-11-2002, 02:58 PM

Turns????.....Did you say turns???
See those TWO BIG FINS under the boat. They're called "turning" fins. That, my boy, is a "circle racer" and it specializes in putting away the competition in the turns. Being a late style narrow transom Bezer, it turns even tighter than the earlier Biesemeyers, Revenges, Daytonas, D'Cuccis, Kelrons, Jones, Barrons...whatever.
Come meet me on a circle track, and I'll get inside ya, crank it tight to the pins, nail the fun pedal mid turn, and be a memory before you're even back on the gas! Just for fun, if you're even close enough, I might square off the turn on you, and formally introduce you to the weeds!
Just about the only thing that turns tighter would be an OPC Tunnel.
Turns??!!!!HA, HA, :) HEHE, :D OHMYGOD, HOO BOY, That's precious!!! :D
:p Eric :p

Monkey Bung

09-11-2002, 08:27 PM

Dont see to many v-drives blowin over.

Kim Hanson

09-11-2002, 08:30 PM

Flatracer..
You had a good one there,I say you won......( . )( . ).......lmao
(Drum roll) "And the number one reason not to have a prop boat is":........................
"I'm too scared to go fast!"
Too funny. :D :D :D :D :D :D

Slim Shady

09-12-2002, 07:12 PM

Why would anyone want a prop boat when you can own a jet hydro?
I am not too scared to look fast!

ssmike

09-13-2002, 09:18 AM

Jungle Boy:
FlatRacer:
(Drum roll) "And the number one reason not to have a prop boat is":........................
"I'm too scared to go fast!" :( Or girls may think I'm gay if I don't have a jetboat. If that's your boat in the little photo, I'd like you to follow me someday and try to turn it while running like that. Looks fast, but nasty to turn. I guess some eggbeaters just go in a straight line direction. As long as you are happy going in a straight line; Happy boating.JB,
Ha Ha Ha. Thanks for making my day! You just made me laugh out loud. First, telling a circle boat that it "can't turn." Then, this gem: "Hottubs are where the girls end up after getting all horny from riding around in jetboats."
Thats just too much to handle. Please, keep 'em coming. I am a little bored today.
By the way, I wouldn't mind trying to keep up with you as you make those hard turns.
ssmike

09-19-2002, 06:19 AM

No water.

ssmike

10-02-2002, 10:19 AM

test

Jungle Boy

10-02-2002, 01:48 PM

FlatRacer:
Turns????.....Did you say turns???
See those TWO BIG FINS under the boat. They're called "turning" fins. That, my boy, is a "circle racer" and it specializes in putting away the competition in the turns. Being a late style narrow transom Bezer, it turns even tighter than the earlier Biesemeyers, Revenges, Daytonas, D'Cuccis, Kelrons, Jones, Barrons...whatever.
Come meet me on a circle track, and I'll get inside ya, crank it tight to the pins, nail the fun pedal mid turn, and be a memory before you're even back on the gas! Just for fun, if you're even close enough, I might square off the turn on you, and formally introduce you to the weeds!
Just about the only thing that turns tighter would be an OPC Tunnel.
Turns??!!!!HA, HA, :) HEHE, :D OHMYGOD, HOO BOY, That's precious!!! :D
:p Eric :p Flatracer,
Sorry about the turn comment. I thought that your boat looked like one of them go straight drag boats. Ya, those things do turn rather hard. But you would never catch me where we boat!! eek! eek!

Jungle Boy

10-02-2002, 03:07 PM

As for you ssdike, I see that you are in the Law field, so your opinion means **** ALL to me. :D

ssmike

10-03-2002, 04:23 PM

Hey JB,
Whats up? I bust your chops a little for not knowing anything about flat bottom boats and you respond with that? Nice originality...Did I really piss you off so much as to make you retaliate by giving me a shitty rating?? That's really funny if this means that much to you. Are you a little self-conscious about education (or lack thereof) that you try to make fun of my profession???
Good Luck in Canada.
ssmike

dossangers

10-04-2002, 03:00 PM

girls ride in jet boats but they slide off the seats in v-drives from exicitement!!!!!!!!!! :D eek! :D

126driver

10-04-2002, 04:29 PM

ssmike:
Hey JB,
Whats up? I bust your chops a little for not knowing anything about flat bottom boats and you respond with that? Nice originality...Did I really piss you off so much as to make you retaliate by giving me a shitty rating?? That's really funny if this means that much to you. Are you a little self-conscious about education (or lack thereof) that you try to make fun of my profession???
Good Luck in Canada.
ssmikeDon't hate, Mike. He gave you five stars. It's just the Canadian exchange rate :D