True confessions...

[HammerDown]

Confessions, ok well here's a new one.
About a year ago a friend gives me two little blue pills(Im like, I don't need these things after all Im Hammer.) . Since then I've had them in the back of the linen closet. So last night the (new) squeeze comes over... soooo:idea: for giggles I take the little blue pill.
Holy fin'g ......s**t :2purples: ...after 4 hours even (I) wanted it to end :sleeping: .
To replenish fluids the poor girl literally drank a gallon of water... :p
I had to flip the matterss over just to find a dry spot! :notam: :rollside:
I have one little blue pill left ;)

[racecar.hotshoe]

"SURE" :lightsabe :coffeycup :D

[ahhell]

I have one little blue pill left ;)
Dammm...dont they say to seek medical attention if it lasts longer than 4 hours??? :lightsabe
Id be curious to see how youd approach the E.R. with a perpetual boner :sqeyes: :sqeyes: :sqeyes:

[HammerDown]

Dammm...dont they say to seek medical attention if it lasts longer than 4 hours??? :lightsabe
Who's "they" :( ? Never herd that one...I was more paranoid about the stories seeing blue and the massive headache's after (I HATE migraines
):( ... nither happened.
Just for giggles try one. :D

[Flying Tiger]

The yellow ones offer a bad hangover if ya drink with them.
The orange ones (10mg) you can cut in half and get the same results, no migrane.

[uvindex]

Who's "they" :( ? "They" is the manufacturer and doctors who prescribe this stuff. The manufacturer's site says: "If you use nitrate drugs, often used for chest pain (known as angina), don’t take VIAGRA. Taking these drugs at the same time could cause your blood pressure to drop to an unsafe level. Talk with your doctor first. Make sure you are healthy enough to have sex. If you have chest pain, nausea, or other discomforts during sex, seek medical help right away. Although erections lasting for more than four hours may occur rarely with all ED treatments in this drug class, it is important to seek immediate medical attention. Erections lasting more than six hours can result in long-term loss of potency."
Happy Porking! :p

[MagicMtnDan]

Sounds like that blue pill was a hallucinogen :D :D :D

[WYRD]

This reminds me of the "Kick Stand" thread. LOL!!
I think you only supposed to take 1/2 a pill at one time. :eek:
Forensic
Very much true 50mg if you don't have a problem (not That I know) :D :D

[HammerDown]

:idea: ...only take 1/2 huh. Well since I only have one left, now I'll have enough for 2 more rounds of marathon poink'in.
PS. At first I actually did only take half, but my way of thinking since they were a year or so old and may have lost some of their potency...I did the other half about 15 min later also. Ohhhhhhh yea...they were still good :p
Just looked...VGR100 on the back?

[Her454]

PS. At first I actually did only take half, but my way of thinking since they were a year or so old and may have lost some of their potency...I did the other half about 15 min later also. Ohhhhhhh yea...they were still good :p
Just looked...VGR100 on the back?
Some medication actually increases potency with age. Thats why you dont use after the expiration date, it can kill some people (myself included) who are highly allergic to certain medications and their dosages.

[RiverOtter]

Rotflmoao!!! :d

[HammerDown]

Hmmmm, then maybe I can cut the last one in 1/4's and have 4 night's worth of marathons... :D

[WYRD]

Hmmmm, then maybe I can cut the last one in 1/4's and have 4 night's worth of marathons... :D
How bout just a night of regular old sex that way you can still catch the new CSI Mami! :D

[HammerDown]

How bout just a night of regular old sex that way you can still catch the new CSI Mami! :D
Hmmmm, well actually I'd rather do a 1/4 piece, watch some NipTuck at the same time and do my new squeeze and my Kimber Doll together just to see which one gives up first. :p
Can I get an Amen....

[ratso]

I take so many blue pills that I should have turned into a smurf by now...

[WYRD]

I take so many blue pills that I should have turned into a smurf by now...
Papa Smurf with a huge boner!!!! :supp: :D

[FMluvswater]

Hmmmm, well actually I'd rather do a 1/4 piece, watch some NipTuck at the same time and do my new squeeze and my Kimber Doll together just to see which one gives up first. :p
Can I get an Amen....
Amen. :wink: You go studly! :cool: So when you sending me the video? You know I like to watch. :)
Your http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/FMluvswaterbabe/HDforever.gif forever ( <--- and that's a mighty long time) :D ,

[HammerDown]

Amen. :wink: You go studly! :cool: So when you sending me the video? You know I like to watch. :)
Your http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/FMluvswaterbabe/HDforever.gif forever ( <--- and that's a mighty long time) :D ,
Ya like to watch eh...FM, Im having visions of a 4-way... ;)
Ok, Ok...I'll but the kimber Doll back under the bed.

[FMluvswater]

Ya like to watch eh...FM, Im having visions of a 4-way... ;)
Ok, Ok...I'll but the kimber Doll back under the bed.
You're very ... uhh ... :idea: ... thoughtful! Yeah, that's it! Thoughtful. :shift: However, participation is strictly prohibited, HammerDown. It's in the stalker handbook. :)
Really it's okay; I'll just watch ... :wink: :D
Your http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/FMluvswaterbabe/HDforever.gif forever :D ,

[HammerDown]

You're very ... uhh ... :idea: ... thoughtful! Yeah, that's it! Thoughtful. :shift: However, participation is strictly prohibited, HammerDown. It's in the stalker handbook. :)
Really it's okay; I'll just watch ... :wink: :D
Your http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/FMluvswaterbabe/HDforever.gif forever :D ,
But cupcake, I'll use my special edition Lemon Scented WetNap's to clean ya up with... :)
(this should reel her in) :wink:

[FMluvswater]

But cupcake, I'll use my special edition Lemon Scented WetNap's to clean ya up with... :)
(this should reel her in) :wink:
Damn. :idea: Okay how about this - if you agree to stick up for me with the stalker handbook police, then I MIGHT change my answer from definite no to definite MAYBE. Deal? :)
Your http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/FMluvswaterbabe/HDforever.gif forever :D ,

[HammerDown]

Eating out of the palm of my hand....the power of Special Edition wetnaps comes through. ;)

[FMluvswater]

Eating out of the palm of my hand....the power of Special Edition wetnaps comes through. ;)
At least you knew better than to try them peach scented ones as bait! :wink: :D You've got the power HammerDown and you don't abuse it IMO. :cool: ;) :chi:
Your http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/FMluvswaterbabe/HDforever.gif forever :D ,

[HammerDown]

At least you knew better than to try them peach scented ones as bait! You've got the power HammerDown and you don't abuse it IMO
,
AAAaaaRRrrrGGGgHHhhhhh...she said the "Peach" word !
:2purples: :hammerhea :220v: :skull: :messedup: ... :umm: ... :notam:

[Spotondl]

Dammm...dont they say to seek medical attention if it lasts longer than 4 hours??? :lightsabe
Id be curious to see how youd approach the E.R. with a perpetual boner :sqeyes: :sqeyes: :sqeyes:
You approach the finest nurse in the place and tell her that you haven't had any spinal injury but that you are experiencing a state of PRIAPISM (perpetual hard on that sometimes occurs with spinal injuries). Rumor has it that hot nurses dream of priapatic patients and you know that you wouldn't want the ward cow on your shiner...