Someone elses fart cloud

[DEEZ NUTTS]

I got nailed in Home Depot today. Dude in front of me was foggin' the isle. I had to choke on it for about 15' :eek:

[Dr. Eagle]

I got nailed in Home Depot today. Dude in front of me was foggin' the isle. I had to choke on it for about 15' :eek:
I hate that ....
I always think someone else is thiking I did it... :boxingguy

[Racer277]

I got nailed in Home Depot today. Dude in front of me was foggin' the isle. I had to choke on it for about 15' :eek:
Sorry bro, my bad. :D :D :D

[HOSS]

Sorry bro, my bad. :D :D :D
Now thats cool.

[Infomaniac]

We call that "leaving a surprise" LOL Sorry if it was me that nailed you man. just before exiting an elevator is the best one.

[6 Dollar Boat]

We call that "leaving a surprise" LOL Sorry if it was me that nailed you man. just before exiting an elevator is the best one.
I did just that a while back in the elevator at Mt Rushmore. I was with my Ex, my daughter, and two of the Ex's nieces. Just before the door opened I ripped one to be proud of, the girls all ran out of the elevator as soon as the door opened. Then we all started laughing as we watched 3 older ladies enter the elevator. :D :D :D

[Kachina26]

I've always wanted to drop one in a crowded elevator. One day.............

[Rexone]

I've always wanted to drop one in a crowded elevator. One day.............
Just make sure it's a type S, everybody be lookin around like ok whotf did that.

[Dr. Eagle]

Just make sure it's a type S, everybody be lookin around like ok whotf did that.
Reminds me of that scene in Police Academy 4... WHAT? :p

[76BARRON]

sounds like a good o'l case of CROP DUSTING :D

[phebus]

Sounds like the good old post St. Patty's day corn beef and cabbage fart. I've been smiling all day!! :clover:

[Backfire]

Jim Carrey in "Liar, Liar"...... IT WAS ME!!!

[jlnorthrup122]

I did that to an asshole @ Walmart one day wile my wife was grocery shopping my daughter and I went to the Magazine rack and this falker had his cart sitting rite in front of the Rod Rags and he wouldn't move the damn thing so because I had my daughter with me I went with option Shit I farted rite next to him and went to find my wife and it was not the Type s eather!! :D :D If my Daughter hadn't been with me I might have shoved his cart down the isle! :mad: :D

[Racer277]

Hah! I knew it wasn't just me. :D :D :D

[Rod-64]

I cleared out an aisle in Safeway once.............hey...........it's better to bear the shame than bear the pain. :boxed:

[Keith]

once I was at a grocery store with a roomate and blasted a bad stinker in the meat asile. Before he could wipe tears from his eyes, an old lady approaches, I started looking thru the steaks. Granny asked what the smell was, I said that there must be some rotten meat in here and continued digging. It was great, she joined in, looking for the rotten meat, I slipped away, my roomate had already took off with the buggy. He could not hold a straight face.

[Sanger D]

once I was at a grocery store with a roomate and blasted a bad stinker in the meat asile. Before he could wipe tears from his eyes, an old lady approaches, I started looking thru the steaks. Granny asked what the smell was, I said that there must be some rotten meat in here and continued digging. It was great, she joined in, looking for the rotten meat, I slipped away, my roomate had already took off with the buggy. He could not hold a straight face. frickin classic dude LMFAO :rollside: :rollside:

[mmered8299]

I too was in line at the Walmart with my twin 4yrear old girls. This fat lady in front of us let one go. I kept my mouth shut and didn't say anything but my twins didn't hold back. They let that lady and everybody else in line know that she stunk it up!

[MagicMtnDan]

That's what the Home Depot Homer Buckets are for :D
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[JetBoatRich]

This is one of the funniest threads in a long time :cool:
My problem is when a "S" type is released, I have a hard time keeping a straight face :rolleyes: then my kids right away start yelling DAD
I get even with them, let loose in the truck and lock the windows, turn the heat on :cool:

[IN2-IN2MX]

This thread is just plain wrong! LOL :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

Hah! I knew it wasn't just me. :D :D :D
You are one sick MoFo! :wink: :2purples:
And this thread is just wrong! :hammerhea

[repo man]

i love droppin em and runnin.

[Rod-64]

I could kill most anyone with my Chinese food and Heinekin farts...........There should be a law against those bombs. :D :D

[Racer277]

I get even with them, let loose in the truck and lock the windows, turn the heat on :cool:
Ahhh, Hot boxin' them! Nice. :D

[Rod-64]

That's like a Dutch oven where you let one go in bed then pull the cover over your lady's head. :D

[Schiada76]

That's like a Dutch oven where you let one go in bed then pull the cover over your lady's head. :D
Puke on the ceiling first, she'll pull the covers over her own head.. :D

[WYRD]

Is it wrong that I like the smell of my own farts? :D

[Sleek-Jet]

Is it wrong that I like the smell of my own farts? :D
Everyone likes their own brand now, don't they.... :D

[WopOnWater]

This stuff is to funny. Let a type "s" go at Toys R Us the day after Thanksgiving. Wife went running down the next isle as I shopped for a slot car track for our son and I heard the two ladies behind me ask each other whats that smell. You gotta love turkey and beer.

[Mrs.Racer277]

Is it wrong that I like the smell of my own farts? :D
Very very very wrong. :2purples: :220v: :2purples:

[FMluvswater]

Is it wrong that I like the smell of my own farts? :D
Now do you mean "like" as in "mmm smells great" (not that that's wrong just kinda odd) or that the nastiness particularly impresses you to the point of beaming pride (whose own doesn't? :confused: )? Or both? :idea:

[MagicMtnDan]

Is it wrong if you let a Category 4 (or the big one, a 5) fart loose in a grocery store produce area and then stay in the area to see the reaction of all the women as they fondle the fruit and veggies? :messedup:
Or how about when you're in the car and the windows are all rolled up and someone let's one go? :frown:
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[Schiada76]

Wifey just got a new car and we took some friends to dinner in it.
My buddy decides to break it in on the way home.
There went that "new car" smell for good. :burningm: :mad: :jawdrop: :D