Coleitis22
03-20-2005, 04:27 PM
THE HUSBAND STORE
>
>A woman now gets to go to choose a Husband from among many men. The
store
>is
>composed of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as
the
>shopper ascends the flights.
>
>
>There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
>choose
>a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor , you cannot go back
down
>except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to
find
>a husband.
>
>
>On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
>
>
>Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
>
>
>The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than
my
>last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
>
>
>The second floor sign reads:
>
>
>Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
>
>
>The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
further
>up?" And up she goes again.
>
>
> The third floor sign reads:
>
>
>Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
looking.
>"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
>
>
>The fourth floor sign reads:
>
>
>Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking
and
>help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaim s the woman, "very tempting.
BUT,
>there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
>
>
>The fifth floor sign reads:
>
>
>Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help
>with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me!
But
>just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth
>floor
>she goes.
>
>
>
>The sixth floor sign reads:
>
>
>
>
>
>Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men
on
>this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to
>please.
>
>
>Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day. ;) ;)
>
>A woman now gets to go to choose a Husband from among many men. The
store
>is
>composed of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as
the
>shopper ascends the flights.
>
>
>There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
>choose
>a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor , you cannot go back
down
>except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to
find
>a husband.
>
>
>On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
>
>
>Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
>
>
>The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than
my
>last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
>
>
>The second floor sign reads:
>
>
>Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
>
>
>The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
further
>up?" And up she goes again.
>
>
> The third floor sign reads:
>
>
>Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
looking.
>"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
>
>
>The fourth floor sign reads:
>
>
>Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking
and
>help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaim s the woman, "very tempting.
BUT,
>there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
>
>
>The fifth floor sign reads:
>
>
>Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help
>with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me!
But
>just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth
>floor
>she goes.
>
>
>
>The sixth floor sign reads:
>
>
>
>
>
>Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men
on
>this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to
>please.
>
>
>Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day. ;) ;)