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OGShocker
03-22-2005, 10:25 AM
I stopped for fuel in North Parker. My truck holds eighty gallons so, while it was drinking I went into the market and grabbed two microwave death burritos. I find they are easy to eat while driving and cause minimal distraction. I mow through the first one by the time I hit downtown Parker. I have the second one, 2/3rds consumed before the alfalfa fields in the CRIT. I set the "meat" and "cheese" down so I can drink some water and as I looked down to grab what is left of my healthy lunch and see the entire backside of the "thing" was covered in MOLD! The thought of what I had experienced, had me gagging all the way home.
The morale of the story; Drive the extra 1/2 mile and take the time to eat at Badnoches.
Enjoy your lunch, :messedup:
OGS out

Phat Matt
03-22-2005, 10:29 AM
Does this help with the memories?
http://www.science.siu.edu/plant-biology/PLB117/JPEG%20files/moldy.orange.jpg
That is one nasty story. At least there wasn't dead roaches in it or something.
:eat:

OGShocker
03-22-2005, 10:39 AM
Does this help with the memories?
http://chichissalsa.com/images/glossary/m/moldy.jpg
That is one nasty story. At least there wasn't dead roaches in it or something.
:eat:
FOCKER!!!!

Havasu Hangin'
03-22-2005, 10:42 AM
Are you kidding?
People pay big money for that Penicillin!
:D

Freak
03-22-2005, 10:45 AM
Feel ok? It's not eating your face is it.
http://www.mold-help.com/MarkT0.jpg

INSman
03-22-2005, 11:00 AM
Feel ok? It's not eating your face is it.
http://www.mold-help.com/MarkT0.jpg
This is just a lil' bit wrong :squiggle: :messedup:

OGShocker
03-22-2005, 11:33 AM
Feel ok? It's not eating your face is it.
http://www.mold-help.com/MarkT0.jpg
JBB before the transplant? :hammerhea
Yes Blaine, there is a lot wrong with that.

Dave C
03-22-2005, 03:50 PM
what are you kidding, people pay good money for mold like that! ;)

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
03-22-2005, 03:55 PM
OMG !!!!! I'm gagging for you and I'm only eatting popcorn !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROZ
03-22-2005, 04:06 PM
Atleast it wasn't crawling accross the seat :D

phebus
03-22-2005, 04:24 PM
Most of the desert dwellers are missing half their teeth, so that is an aid in digestion. :D

Red Eye
03-22-2005, 04:53 PM
Feel ok? It's not eating your face is it.
http://www.mold-help.com/MarkT0.jpg
WHAT THE "F"???

chub
03-22-2005, 06:23 PM
WHAT THE "F"???
I don't look that bad but when I feel like I'm having a "bad" day I lok at pics of me in the hosp. after my bad move accident. things ain't so bad! :D :D

TCHB
03-22-2005, 06:31 PM
We started making turkey sandwithces for the way home to avoid the death food.

summerlove
03-22-2005, 06:52 PM
Similar story happened to me, just not as bad! Passed Parker and decided I wanted to fill the 'burb up in Cali instead of AZ (I like paying my higher taxes I suppose), anyway, stopped in at the Unocal, filled up, then ran over to Mickey D's. Ordered the combo meal that has the 2 cheeseburger (easy to east while driving - we boater with long drives have figured this out along time ago!). Back to McD's. Pay my hard earned money for my meal and a large coke. Got back n the car, cruised up to 80, set the cruise control, and dug into my fries. Pretty good! Took a swig of coke, and unwrapped one of those burgers. I was hungry, and wolfed it down pretty quick. Had a few more fries, more coke, and then the finale - the other cheeseburger. Took a big bite, and let me remind you, the first one was McD's perfect, just the right amount of ketchup, onions, mustard, pickles and meat - so I eig in and something is missing! I look at the cheesburger, and all I've got is a cheese, minus the burger! I felt like a frigging vegetarian. Since I'm about 15 minutes outside of Bylthe, I certainly wasn't goping back, so I just said somethng I can't repeat here, finished my fries, and downed the coke.
At least there wasn't mold n it and I ate part of it. YUCK!
Hey OG, did the wall guy get in touch with you?

h2oski2fast
03-22-2005, 07:02 PM
SO, did you finish the burrito?

98 Vector 21
03-22-2005, 08:46 PM
Does this help with the memories?
http://www.science.siu.edu/plant-biology/PLB117/JPEG%20files/moldy.orange.jpg
That is one nasty story. At least there wasn't dead roaches in it or something.
:eat:
Those look like Mickey Mouse! Can we sell them on E-Bay?

IN2-IN2MX
03-22-2005, 09:54 PM
Eowwwww! :crossx: The mold is probably spreading through your inside organs as you read this!!! Nasty. Good luck dude. It was nice knowing you... :)
Once in high school 2 of my girlfriends came over for a sleepover. My house always made weird noises and so everyone said it was haunted (the Kilrtoys will vouch for this :p ). We decided to watch tv & sleep in my parent's bed (they weren't home) and we ended up having a food fight with Cool Whip. We were throwing it around and shoving it in eachother's faces and cracking up so hard that we were swallowing it. Come to find out that it was all moldy!!!! Two of us almost puked but our other crazy friend went back to the container and started scooping out more with her finger and eating it!!! :eek: It was truly disgusting. :220v:

SHAKEN Not Stirred
03-22-2005, 10:03 PM
LOL....LOL....LOL....LOL.....
Now that is FUNNY........
I needed that !!!!!!!
CJG

Chase
03-23-2005, 06:16 AM
:D Hey OG....sounds gross... :jawdrop:
How was the weekend...probably great until some drunk Canadian calls you up and bothers you.... :D

BarryMac
03-23-2005, 06:53 AM
We decided to watch tv & sleep in my parent's bed (they weren't home) and we ended up having a food fight with Cool Whip. We were throwing it around and shoving it in eachother's faces and rubbing it all over each other and we were swallowing it.
I think I can speak for the other members of this forum, we want to hear more about the Whip cream fight... :D :D :D