Her454
03-23-2005, 09:46 AM
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on
a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered
their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab
company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the
front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard
scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house
because she always tries to eat the bird.
The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the
cat. The cat runs upstairs, husband in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, the
wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night.
She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just
going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so
long," he says as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had
to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off
so I grabbed her by the neck Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep
her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and
threw her out into the back yard!"
The taxi driver hit a parked car.
a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered
their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab
company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the
front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard
scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house
because she always tries to eat the bird.
The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the
cat. The cat runs upstairs, husband in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, the
wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night.
She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just
going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so
long," he says as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had
to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off
so I grabbed her by the neck Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep
her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and
threw her out into the back yard!"
The taxi driver hit a parked car.