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Tom Brown
03-24-2005, 11:33 AM
We just had some massive steaks in our corporate restaurant. I had them bring in steaks as a treat before the four day weekend.
Never before have I been thanked so profusely for completely obliterating any chance of productivity for the rest of the day. If someone in my department is doing something useful right now, they are a better man than I am.
I hope you people aren't homophobes because I've got a colon full of meat and I couldn't be happier about it.

HammerDown
03-24-2005, 11:55 AM
Actually I just had a nice evacuation (ground pounder)...even cracked open a fresh container of Lemon Scented wetNaps for the clean up. :wink:
Hope this inspires you to get that meat out of your colon.

HCS
03-24-2005, 11:56 AM
A great thread with good content.
I hope it doesn't drop down to page 4. I'd hate to lose that kind of info. :D

Chase
03-24-2005, 12:28 PM
That Canadian Beef Is AWESOME!!!! :hammerhea

OLDRAT
03-24-2005, 12:46 PM
Been wondering what Canada did with those mad cows, moooooo :eek:

Jbb
03-24-2005, 12:48 PM
I've got a colon full of meat and I couldn't be happier about it.[/QUOTE]
Brown will be lethargic.......and farting all night....... :yuk:

Chase
03-24-2005, 12:48 PM
I don't know where the "mad" thing comes from??? :confused: :confused:
Everyone is happy in Canada...this is evident just by the person who started this crazy thread..

Tom Brown
03-24-2005, 12:54 PM
Brown will be lethargic.......and farting all night....... :yuk:
I'm sure I'll wake up cold to find the sheets balled up in a corner of the room.

HCS
03-24-2005, 01:55 PM
I'm sure I'll wake up cold to find the sheets balled up in a corner of the room.
Make sure you open the windows.

Tom Brown
03-24-2005, 02:18 PM
I'm so cramped up from this giant ball of red meat jamming up my colon, I haven't been comfortable all afternoon.
:(

lucky
03-24-2005, 02:30 PM
I'm so cramped up from this giant ball of white meat jamming up my colon, I haven't been comfortable all afternoon.
:(
lmao -- recently heard the same phrase while walking by a gay bar :D

Blown 472
03-24-2005, 02:36 PM
I'm so cramped up from this giant ball of red meat jamming up my colon, I haven't been comfortable all afternoon.
:(
Meat farts are the best.

Blown 472
03-24-2005, 02:37 PM
lmao -- recently heard the same phrase while walking in a gay bar :D
:confused: :confused: :confused:

Tom Brown
03-24-2005, 02:38 PM
:confused: :confused: :confused:
Lucky seems quite familiar with the gay bar scene. :idea:

lucky
03-24-2005, 02:39 PM
coliflower farts on top of peper steak queefers

HCS
03-24-2005, 02:40 PM
Kinda like the chick in high school that blew every dude on the football team.

HammerDown
03-24-2005, 03:24 PM
I'm so cramped up from this giant ball of red meat jamming up my colon, I haven't been comfortable all afternoon.
:(
:idea: Sounds like it's enema time ;) ...try it with ice water a real eye
opener :2purples:

lucky
03-24-2005, 03:26 PM
Lucky seems quite familiar with the gay bar scene. :idea:
tom that was so queer :D

MagicMtnDan
03-24-2005, 03:27 PM
Hey Tom Brown, EAT MORE BRAN!
PS: Who the hell is "confusia?" :D
PPS: If you're going to quote someone (especially as famous as Confuscious), try spelling his/her name right :D

lucky
03-24-2005, 03:29 PM
Hey Tom Brown, EAT MORE BRAN!
PS: Who the hell is "confusia?" :D
PPS: If you're going to quote someone (especially as famous as Confuscious), try spelling his/her name right :D
also goes by the name "whicky" lol