Did you hear the one about the Bench Racer with the sore ass?

[Tom Brown]

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[Kim Hanson]

Hater has to tell it............( . )( . )...Or Guru!........... :D :D

[Jetboatguru]

It goes like this Tom,
Kim Hanson's ass has been kicked more times by more people than anyone in the history of Benchracing. I think he has "kick me real hard" tattooed on his back.

[Tom Brown]

I thought this thread would have 200 posts by now. :confused:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I thought this thread would have 200 posts by now. :confused:
:D :D :D

[Kim Hanson]

I heard Tony had a great fall and broke his Donut Ass, does that count! :notam: ..........( . )( . ).......... :confused:

[uclahater]

I heard the reason why Lucky hasnt been postin is because hes in the hospital :supp: He's having surgery to remove the cucumber that he got stuck in his ASS- :confused: So I guess you could say hes pretty sore :lightsabe :messedup: :boxingguy

[lucky]

I heard the reason why Lucky hasnt been postin is because hes in the hospital :supp: He's having surgery to remove the cucumber that he got stuck in his ASS- :confused: So I guess you could say hes pretty sore :lightsabe :messedup: :boxingguy
no rolands girlfriend finialy let me up for air :D :coffeycup work had me down - havn't had time to be a smart ass - /dumb ass - asshole - or well - just a plain hater :D :D

[uclahater]

no rolands girlfriend finialy let me up for air :D :coffeycup work had me down - havn't had time to be a smart ass - /dumb ass - asshole - or well - just a plain hater :D :D
I hate it when work gets in the way of being stupid :D :coffeycup

[You Te]

I hate it when work gets in the way of being stupid :D :coffeycup
I heard you don't work much Hater.

[uclahater]

try to work as little as possible, so I can get to your level to make it a fair fight :notam:

[lucky]

I heard you don't work much Hater.
nope - your right on that one uncle toney -- i heard jerrys on top doing the work :supp:

[You Te]

try to work as little as possible, so I can get to your level to make it a fair fight :notam:
With all the kids you have Hater you will never get to my level.

[uclahater]

With all the kids you have Hater you will never get to my level.
Your right I dont know what I was thinking even tryin to get that low :idea: Only KIMMY, and LUCKY seem to be able to get that far in the gutter with you :idea: :idea: :notam:

[lucky]

nothing wrong with the gutter - met many a fine women there ! :D

[You Te]

Your right I dont know what I was thinking even tryin to get that low :idea: Only KIMMY, and LUCKY seem to be able to get that far in the gutter with you :idea: :idea: :notam:
You need to get low so I can lick your pole, small boy.
Come on Hater, whip it out.

[egg beater]

It goes like this Tom,
Kim Hanson's ass has been kicked more times by more people than anyone in the history of Benchracing. I think he has "kick me real hard" tattooed on his back.
sure in the hell beats the one you got tattoed on your ass :coffeycup :notam:
didn't it say r. u . n :coffeycup

[egg beater]

nothing wrong with the gutter - met many a fine women there ! :D
Roman ? :idea:

[pixilatedpussy]

OMG!!! :rollside: You are funny!

[Tom Brown]

OMG!!! :rollside: You are funny!
Did you ever wonder what would happen if you held someone back in grade 4 for 35 years? :D :D :D
Welcome to Bench Racers. :D

[Squirtin Thunder]

I thought this thread would have 200 posts by now. :confused:
Just to get your count up !!!
:idea: Kims ass must hurt !!! :rolleyes:

[Kim Hanson]

Just to get your count up !!!
:idea: Kims ass must hurt !!! :rolleyes:
Quit talking about my sweet cheeks and no they don't hurt! My hands sure do though from trying to get a Mr Gasket scoop on my POS V-Drive................( . )( . )........... :rolleyes: :notam: :p

[Forkin' Crazy]

Did you hear the one about the Bench Racer with the sore ass?
I figure it was one of the car boat guys after he got his gas bill for the weekend......
Or VDV after he got out of the tub with his boyfriend... :rolleyes:

[lucky]

yea this thread "fit today " bought my crew jalepino and peperoni pizza yeasterday for lunch -- good going in - not going out :cry:

[Kim Hanson]

I know, he knows Lord Clean.............( . )( . )............ :D

[Squirtin Thunder]

Quit talking about my sweet cheeks and yes my Ass hurts! ................( . )( . )........... :rolleyes: :notam: :p
Are you OK Kimmy ???

[Kim Hanson]

Are you OK Kimmy ???
Changing quotes is like so yesterday..........( . )( . )......... :notam: :coffeycup :D

[Squirtin Thunder]

Changing quotes is like so yesterday..........( . )( . )......... :notam: :coffeycup :D
Kimmy quit being a bitch !!! Aren't you over that monthly thing yet ???

[Boy Named Sue]

So the bench racer has a case of butt hurt? :jawdrop:

[Kim Hanson]

Kimmy quit being a bitch !!! Aren't you over that monthly thing yet ???
It will be over when the ice is off the focking lake.............( . )( . )......... :yuk: :notam: :p

[Kim Hanson]

So the bench racer has a case of butt hurt? :jawdrop:
No way, my puter chair cost me $500 bucks :D fock is it fast also........( . )( . ).............. :D

[Squirtin Thunder]

No way, my puter chair cost me $500 bucks :D fock is it fast also........( . )( . ).............. :D
So you really have a case of hurt buttt !!!!

[Kim Hanson]

So you really have a case of hurt buttt !!!!
No, this is better than any Lazy-Boy Recliner...........( . )( . )........... :p :crossx:

[Squirtin Thunder]

No way, my puter chair cost me $500 bucks :D fock is it fast also........( . )( . ).............. :D
They saw you comin !!!
They said look its Kimmy the Canaditard, I bet we can stick it in and break it off !!!!

[Kim Hanson]

They saw you comin !!!
They said look its Kimmy the Canaditard, I bet we can stick it in and break it off !!!!
This is bought in Canada, so what would that make them? I see good sellers for Ameritard Crap..........( . )( . )........Did you buy that squirt boat down here, looks like one I shit out awhile back during a good Mezcal piss up...... :D

[Debbolas]

Not the scorpion?!? :D

[Kim Hanson]

Not the scorpion?!? :D
What are you doing in here again, they want my ass on the block with Tony leading the pack.............( . )( . )........... :notam:

[Debbolas]

I'll protect you!!! :devil:
What happend now?

[Kim Hanson]

I'll protect you!!! :devil:
What happend now?
Its along story...okay, first I started talking to this clown Domashit and then he has Hater bring up the rear with Tony bringing the donuts for target practice....................( . )( . )..............When he says that I have help.....you see anyone ?....I see 3 v-drive faggots against me, no sweat!
How have you been ? :wink:

[Debbolas]

Doing better now... my son was very ill, :( he is better, :D I need another back surgery. :(
I need to go ride in my boat :wink:

[Kim Hanson]

Doing better now... my son was very ill, :( he is better, :D I need another back surgery. :(
I need to go ride in my boat :wink:
Sorry to hear about your boy, it sucks when kids are sick! The back........i know back pain, they told me to lay off lifting the heavy stuff because my back just can't take it no more ( more than my weight ) . I told them to go piss in the wind...................( . )( . )................ :wink:

[Debbolas]

That's the spirit!! :D

[dmontzsta]

Hey Kim, STFU and stick something in your mouth like you always do, a penis or alcohol.

[Squirtin Thunder]

What are you doing in here again, they want my ass on the block with Tony leading the pack.............( . )( . )........... :notam:
Kimmy don't you remember big girls don't cry !!!!

[Kim Hanson]

Hey Kim, STFU and stick something in your mouth like you always do, a penis or alcohol.
Are you talking from experience now, I thought you didn't do alchol :notam: ..........( . )( . ).............. :rolleyes:

[Kim Hanson]

Kimmy don't you remember big girls don't cry !!!!
I don't cry about nothing, even when the odds are against me...........( . )( . ).........3 V-Drive Pussies against me..... :notam: :D :coffeycup

[Squirtin Thunder]

Kimmy don't you remember big girls don't cry !!!!
I don't cry about nothing, even when the odds are against me...........( . )( . ).........3 V-Drive Pussies against me..... :notam: :D :coffeycup
So you finally admit it !!!!!

[Kim Hanson]

So you finally admit it !!!!!
I don't know that word give up...........( . )( . )............ :eek:

[dmontzsta]

Are you talking from experience now, I thought you didn't do alchol :notam: ..........( . )( . ).............. :rolleyes:
How do you "do alcOhol" I fixed the spelling for you.

[Jetboatguru]

I don't know that word give up...........( . )( . )............ :eek:
Here is a classic example of the drunken Canatard at his finest!!
I don't know THAT WORD "give up"
Let's take it from the top brain surgeon. How many words do you see in "give up"?
I count 2. You didn't even have to take off your shoes to count this one and you still screwed up.
Dumbass!!!

[Kim Hanson]

How do you "do alcOhol" I fixed the spelling for you.
He's back and I spell it " BEER "............( . )( . )............ :idea: :sleeping:

[Kim Hanson]

Here is a classic example of the drunken Canatard at his finest!!
I don't know THAT WORD "give up"
Let's take it from the top brain surgeon. How many words do you see in "give up"?
I count 2. You didn't even have to take off your shoes to count this one and you still screwed up.
Dumbass!!!
Put some icing on RiceBoy and Bite him................( . )( . ).......... :D

[sorry dog]

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[Kim Hanson]

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I think 396 use's that stuff..........( . )( . )...........paging 460..bring..bring..what's it taste like?(460 ) I want him to show me 396 ways to spit....... :p

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

I think 396 use's that stuff..........( . )( . )...........paging 460..bring..bring..what's it taste like?(460 ) I want him to show me 396 ways to spit....... :p
Your right I use it on your little sisters a$$ and then I spit it on her lips...

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

Here is a classic example of the drunken Canatard at his finest!!
I don't know THAT WORD "give up"
Dumbass!!!
That what his litle sister says when I put it in her mouth....." give it up"

[Kim Hanson]

Your right I use it on your little sisters a$$ and then I spit it on her lips...
I think you would need help f ucking your hand buddy, a person......thanks for the laugh :p ..........( . )( . )..........

[Biglue]

I think you would need help f ucking your hand buddy, a person......thanks for the laugh :p ..........( . )( . )..........
He has 2 hands.......does that qualify as a swinger???? :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

He has 2 hands.......does that qualify as a swinger???? :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:
not really, Kim is the definition of a swinger.......He swings from cock to cock :crossx:

[Kim Hanson]

He has 2 hands.......does that qualify as a swinger???? :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:
Keep 460 out of this :p ..........( . )( . )............

[Kim Hanson]

not really, Kim is the definition of a swinger.......He swings from cock to cock :crossx:
I heard you jump cinammon ring boy............( . )( . )..........you been on so many dicks your boyfriends dicks look like age rings on an old Oak Tree :crossx: that would be quit a build up son!

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

I heard you jump cinammon ring boy............( . )( . )..........you been on so many dicks your boyfriends dicks look like age rings on an old Oak Tree :crossx: that would be quit a build up son!
I dont know what that is so I guess you have been involved......