What do you prefer...classy ..or trashy?

[hoolign]

Theres an old saying ..A lady in the parlour... and a ***** in the bedroom. I tend to follow that attitude.

[WYRD]

Yea I like classy wh@res too :idea: :mix:

[NOTALENT]

Depends on how she looks and how drunk I am!! :D

[AirtimeLavey]

Yes.... :D :coffeycup

[Waldo]

Theres an old saying ..A lady in the parlour... and a ***** in the bedroom. I tend to follow that attitude.
Who's the woman in your sig??? Pretty funny.

[hoolign]

Who's the woman in your sig??? Pretty funny.
I'm not sure..but when i find out I'm see just how good the "stalking" course I took was

[vegasriverjunkie]

I take em both on each arm :D

[spectratoad]

I take em both on each arm :D
YEP :D :D

[Tremor Therapy]

Classy all the way! :)

[Rev. Williams]

As Ludacris says: I want a lady on the street, but a freak in the bed !!! :D :D

[ratso]

Who sang that song?
I Like Women Just A Little On The Trashy Side... :D

[Three Days Only]

As Ludacris says: I want a lady on the street, but a freak in the bed !!! :D :D
Not a freak on the street, and a bitch in the bed???

[Her454]

Who sang that song?
I Like Women Just A Little On The Trashy Side... :D
"Confederate Railroad"
Well, I was raised in a sophisticated kind of style.
Yeah, my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild.
Mom and Dad had a plan for me,
It was debutantes and er-symphonies,
But I like my music; I like my women wild.
Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
Shoulda seen the looks on the faces of my Dad and Mom,
When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom.
They said: "Well, pardon us son, she ain't no kid.
"That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig.
I said: "I know it dad, ain't she cool, that's the kind I dig."
Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
Instrumental break.
I like 'em sweet, I like 'em with a heart of gold.
Yeah an' I like 'em brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold.
Well, they say that opposites attract, well, I don't agree
I want a woman just as tacky as me.
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
Yeah, I like my women an' I like 'em on the trashy side.

[sorry dog]

Travis Tritt maybe?
I like a girl who is a slutty conservative.

[Her454]

Travis Tritt maybe?
"C o n f e d e r a t e R a i l r o a d" :)

[sorry dog]

Show how much I know about country. :hammerhea

[AzLakeLizard]

I like a girl who is a slutty conservative.
Classy~Trashy & Slutty? :supp:
Now that is quite the combination! ;)

[Her454]

Show how much I know about country. :hammerhea
I cant with good conscience take the credit.........I was going to say Travis Tritt and had to look it up, so I cheated. And Im a country fan, I just wanted to beat Rexone to it............ :D :D

[Tom Brown]

I enjoy putting my tux on and taking a classy lady to a fancy dinner/dance. Unfortunately, women don't like to dance anymore. :(

[AzLakeLizard]

I enjoy putting my tux on and taking a classy lady to a fancy dinner/dance. Unfortunately, women don't like to dance anymore. :(
oooooooo Guys in Tux's are very nice to look at!
and Dancing is a Must!

[sorry dog]

I enjoy putting my tux on and taking a classy lady to a fancy dinner/dance. Unfortunately, women don't like to dance anymore. :(
Depends on the dance my dear Brown.

[Her454]

I enjoy putting my tux on and taking a classy lady to a fancy dinner/dance. Unfortunately, women don't like to dance anymore. :(
I have learned to appreciate a good dance partner, and would be honored to dance with you Mr Brown, any day of the week. :D

[Beer Factor]

Classy in public & trashy in the sack. :cool:

[plaster dave]

I like both.

[Tom Brown]

I have learned to appreciate a good dance partner, and would be honored to dance with you Mr Brown, any day of the week. :D
:D
Perhaps one day, in the not to distant future, I will have the honor of dancing with you. :cool:
... I probably won't have my tux with me, though. It'll be speedos and a Labatt t-shirt.

[Her454]

:D
Perhaps one day, in the not to distant future, I will have the honor of dancing with you. :cool:
... I probably won't have my tux with me, though. It'll be speedos and a Labatt t-shirt.
....then you wont mind if I wear my daisy dukes and my half top V-Drive groupie T-Shirt. :rollside:

[Tom Brown]

Mind..... :confused:
No. :D

[hoolign]

"Confederate Railroad"
Well, I was raised in a sophisticated kind of style.
Yeah, my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild.
Mom and Dad had a plan for me,
It was debutantes and er-symphonies,
But I like my music; I like my women wild.
Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
Shoulda seen the looks on the faces of my Dad and Mom,
When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom.
They said: "Well, pardon us son, she ain't no kid.
"That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig.
I said: "I know it dad, ain't she cool, that's the kind I dig."
Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
Instrumental break.
I like 'em sweet, I like 'em with a heart of gold.
Yeah an' I like 'em brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold.
Well, they say that opposites attract, well, I don't agree
I want a woman just as tacky as me.
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
Yeah, I like my women an' I like 'em on the trashy side.
is that a waylon jennings song?

[Silver]

As Ludacris says: I want a lady on the street, but a freak in the bed !!! :D :D
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ratso]

hoolign... do you read all the posts or just skip to the last one??? :D
Confederate Railroad.
Wrong, by Waylon Jennings is damn good.

[Tom Brown]

Since we're citing songs...
Short Skirt, Long Jacket - Cake

[hoolign]

hoolign... do you read all the posts or just skip to the last one??? :D
Confederate Railroad.
Wrong, by Waylon Jennings is damn good.
Just tryin to give h454 a hard time :D

[ratso]

Just tryin to give h454 a hard time :D
That actually was my second guess...

[Tom Brown]

Speaking of sluts.
We've all dated women who like to jack up the look. It's cool to be with someone who wants to look sexy. :)
Then comes the sleightly awkward feeling when you take her to a family event and she's dressed like she's open for business.
No problem. It shouldn't matter how someone looks. It's what's inside that counts and if your family doesn't see that... they are closed minded.
Then comes the family member wedding. Full on hore. Well... not a bad place for that... I guess.
Finally, you have to admit to yourself that it bothers you when she goes with you to a funeral, she's wearing bright colors, and her tits are popping out of her dress.
There is something unbelievably sexy about a woman with composure who knows how to dress appropriately for occasions... formal, informal, camping, running a turret lathe, carrying the dead bodies of former co-workers into the woods, or sharing any experience life has to offer.
I'd be curious to hear what the women have to say about men. Tight jeans all the time, suits, what? :confused:

[mike37]

As Ludacris says: I want a lady on the street, but a freak in the bed !!! :D :D
I like the Revs Avatar babe

[Tom Brown]

I like Silver's avatar.
Apparently she was throwing the pork loin on us a couple of days ago and I missed it. :(

[Dr. Eagle]

I like Silver's avatar.
Apparently she was throwing the pork loin on us a couple of days ago and I missed it. :(
Reminds me of that parody song "Camel toe"... :devil:

[mike37]

I like Silver's avatar.
Apparently she was throwing the pork loin on us a couple of days ago and I missed it. :( you dident see the un edited pic
you missed out man

[hotlavey]

I'll take one with no silicone and no tats. Do they make those kind anymore?

[hoolign]

I'll take one with no silicone and no tats. Do they make those kind anymore?
I have one of those :smile:

[canuck1]

I have one of those :smile:
His name is Tom

[Jrocket]

Anything easy.

[hoolign]

Hoolign...I wish I was your bitch
TMI :rolleyes:

[canuck1]

TMI :rolleyes:
Toms my idol?

[intense]

....then you wont mind if I wear my daisy dukes and my half top V-Drive groupie T-Shirt. :rollside:
C'mon Jordy I can't wait for your reply :jawdrop:

[Jordy]

C'mon Jordy I can't wait for your reply :jawdrop:
Too many mine shafts on the mountain for me to say anything clever. ;)

[Forkin' Crazy]

"C o n f e d e r a t e R a i l r o a d" :)
I got that one! :D
Lady on the street and a freak in bed.... that would do it!!!

[Mrs. HOOTER SLED]

As Ludacris says: I want a lady on the street, but a freak in the bed !!! :D :D
I'd have to go with this one myself!!!!

[ShannyShan]

I'll take one with no silicone and no tats. Do they make those kind anymore?
Yeah, they are out there(I am one), but they are declining in numbers.
As for how us women want our men, my opinion is a confident gentleman in social situations, but a relaxed and laidback man at home and with friends. In the bed, it can change...depends on the sex; either rough with him taking control, or beautiful and passionate.

[Mrs. 4-B]

A lady in the parlour... and a ***** in the bedroom.
Hey, I resemble that remark! :D :idea:

[hotlavey]

Yeah, they are out there(I am one), but they are declining in numbers.
As for how us women want our men, my opinion is a confident gentleman in social situations, but a relaxed and laidback man at home and with friends. In the bed, it can change...depends on the sex; either rough with him taking control, or beautiful and passionate.
I guess it won't be too difficult picking you out of a crowd. I'll be watching for you.

[ECeptor]

There is something unbelievably sexy about a woman with composure who knows how to dress appropriately for occasions... formal, informal, camping, running a turret lathe, carrying the dead bodies of former co-workers into the woods, or sharing any experience life has to offer.
Exactly....she's gotta know how to dress for all occasions. But, even the conservative Easter dress can be sexy on the right gal!