cc322
04-09-2005, 11:57 AM
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
> commit
>>suicide. Let's see now. .
>>
>> No Jesus,
>> No Christmas.
>> No television,
>> No cheerleaders,
>> No baseball,
>> No football,
>> No hockey,
>> No golf,
>> No tailgate parties,
>> No Walmart,
>> No Home Depot,
>> No pork BBQ,
>> No hot dogs,
>> No burgers,
>> No chocolate chip cookies.
>> No lobster,
>> No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,
>> No gumbo,
>> No jambalaya.
>> No Beer.
>> No Retirement Plan....:-)))
>>
>>Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
>>
>>Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no
>>doctors.
>>
>>Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
>>
>>More than one wife.
>>
>>You can't shave.
>>
>>Your wives can't shave.
>>
>>You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
>>camel
>>dung.
>>
>>The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is
>>picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. But your donkey
>>has a
>>better disposition.
>>
>> Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
>>
>> I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
> commit
>>suicide. Let's see now. .
>>
>> No Jesus,
>> No Christmas.
>> No television,
>> No cheerleaders,
>> No baseball,
>> No football,
>> No hockey,
>> No golf,
>> No tailgate parties,
>> No Walmart,
>> No Home Depot,
>> No pork BBQ,
>> No hot dogs,
>> No burgers,
>> No chocolate chip cookies.
>> No lobster,
>> No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,
>> No gumbo,
>> No jambalaya.
>> No Beer.
>> No Retirement Plan....:-)))
>>
>>Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
>>
>>Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no
>>doctors.
>>
>>Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
>>
>>More than one wife.
>>
>>You can't shave.
>>
>>Your wives can't shave.
>>
>>You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
>>camel
>>dung.
>>
>>The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is
>>picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. But your donkey
>>has a
>>better disposition.
>>
>> Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
>>
>> I mean, really, is there a mystery here?