13 shots...

[Jbb]

in 20 seconds.... (http://images2.jokaroo.net/videos/shots.wmv)

[bigd1]

followed by (at least one, possibly more):
1) projectile vomiting
2) Urination and/or defacation in clothes
3) uncosciousness
4) death
5) face decorated with sharpie while comatose

[Ryphraph]

...AKA Dead-Man-Walking!
Ryph

[Tom Brown]

I was that cool back in high school. At least, I thought I was.
That kind of drinking, done in somebody's basement, was the order of the day back then.
Frankly, I don't know how RiverDave has managed to keep that level of alcohol ingestion up. :confused:

[Tom Brown]

I remember one going to a buddy's place for new year's. One person bet another that he couldn't drink 10 shots of ouzo. The 9th shot was only part way in when the previous shots started coming back out. He flooded the counter and ended up gluing a couple of purses down with his vomit. We didn't know it would be good to clean it up right away. :D
Now that was cool. :cool:

[Jbb]

I remember one going to a buddy's place for new year's. One person bet another that he couldn't drink 10 shots of ouzo. The 9th shot was only part way in when the previous shots started coming back out. He flooded the counter and ended up gluing a couple of purses down with his vomit. We didn't know it would be good to clean it up right away. :D
Now that was cool. :cool:
My first intro into projectile vomiting 101.....was after a night of Tango....anybody remember that battery acid?...lol....and MD 20/20......
I believe I saw what death looked like the next morning ......lol...oh ...and I was in the back seat...of a cherry 66 Chevelle....... :supp:

[Midwest_Miss69]

...and I was in the back seat...of a cherry 66 Chevelle....... :supp:
Ohhhhhh the year I was born! I bet it was a beautiful car! :rollside: And let's see I got deathly ill the last time on Jagermeister :squiggle: When it first came out. Ewwwww that stuff was like cough syrup! :(

[Tom Brown]

I predict this will be the next signature pic stolen by Her454. :cool:

[Midwest_Miss69]

Whose going to steal my siggie? :mad:

[Tom Brown]

Whose going to steal my siggie? :mad:
Nobody http://www.havasubarney.com/forums/html/emoticons/huh.gif

[Midwest_Miss69]

Nobody http://www.havasubarney.com/forums/html/emoticons/huh.gif
Good! :cool:

[RiverOtter]

2 words..... Alcohol Poisining :notam:

[Tom Brown]

Good! :cool:
Aggressive women are such a turn on. :D

[Jbb]

Aggressive women are such a turn on. :D
Look at Brown......all suckin up to the new chick....and shit.... :eek: :D :D

[mike37]

Midwest_Miss69 ain't new she has ben around for six Mont's or so
don't you remember the naked pic she posted of herself

[Jbb]

Midwest_Miss69 ain't new she has ben around for six Mont's or so
don't you remember the naked pic she posted of herself
I must have been absent that day????? :confused:

[Midwest_Miss69]

I must have been absent that day????? :confused:
Ohhhhh man you guys are hilarious! :supp: I wasn't naked and it was just my top half! ;) I wouldn't pose naked unless Hugh Heffner's ringing on my phone. lol I doubt that will be happening anytime soon! :D

[hoolign]

Ohhhhh man you guys are hilarious! :supp: I wasn't naked and it was just my top half! ;) I wouldn't pose naked unless Hugh Heffner's ringing on my phone. lol I doubt that will be happening anytime soon! :D
well ...if you post your number I bet he'll phone :p

[Tom Brown]

Look at Brown......all suckin up to the new chick....and shit.... :eek: :D :D
Oh yeah. She might be hot.
well ...if you post your number I bet he'll phone :p
... and make arrangements to trench the shit out of your lawn.

[AzLakeLizard]

Good! :cool:
Nice Sig!.. and NO we won't steal it!.. LOVE the Jello Shots! :cool:

[mike37]

Ohhhhh man you guys are hilarious! :supp: I wasn't naked and it was just my top half! ;) I wouldn't pose naked unless Hugh Heffner's ringing on my phone. lol I doubt that will be happening anytime soon! :D
Hmmm!!!!! mybe you emailed them to me :idea:
yep you did :D I would post them but that will get me in trouble :( with hot boat

[Midwest_Miss69]

Hmmm!!!!! mybe you emailed them to me :idea:
yep you did :D I would post them but that will get me in trouble :( with hot boat
You're too funny! You must have me confused with one of your other online women! There's no way I'd e-mail them ! You can't post them because there's nothing you have to post :rolleyes: MEN! geez

[mike37]

You're too funny! You must have me confused with one of your other online women! There's no way I'd e-mail them ! You can't post them because there's nothing you have to post :rolleyes: MEN! geez
:idea: OK if thats your story and your sticking to it ;)

[Midwest_Miss69]

What about those naked pics you sent to me? I could post those! :p

[mike37]

OK guys I found one of Midwest_Miss69 that I can post
this one is part of a series of pics and its right before she gets naked :rollside:
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/2532317_bikini-med.jpg

[mike37]

What about those naked pics you sent to me? I could post those! :p no one wants to see my hairy ass and beer belly

[Midwest_Miss69]

Well, it was in front of your hairy ass and below your beer belly :smile: LOL

[mike37]

Well, it was in front of your hairy ass and below your beer belly :smile: LOL
I sent you the one eyed snake pic :idea: dang musta bin drunk that night :D

[Midwest_Miss69]

Your snake was drooling venom that you said was because of Me! :devil:

[Jbb]

What are the odds that miss midwest 69 is really Tom Brown under a ghost IP..... :eek:

[Midwest_Miss69]

What are the odds that miss midwest 69 is really Tom Brown under a ghost IP..... :eek:
NO way! I'm a true blue American female in Kansas City, MO! :rollside:

[hoolign]

Shit ..if that was her in the second link she posted...she's about 12 feet taller than Brown :D :D

[mike37]

this is her honest
OK guys I found one of Midwest_Miss69 that I can post
this one is part of a series of pics and its right before she gets naked :rollside:
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/2532317_bikini-med.jpg

[hoolign]

this is her honest
In the words of Bart Simpson... Eeeiiii Carumba :D

[Midwest_Miss69]

this is her honest
Michael! You promised if I e-mailed it to you it wouldn't find it's way onto the internet! Oh well it is a pretty good pic of me isn't it? ;)

[mike37]

Michael! You promised if I e-mailed it to you it wouldn't find it's way onto the internet! Oh well it is a pretty good pic of me isn't it? ;)
I think :idea: you told me not to post the naked pics and there not on the net yet :D

[hoolign]

Michael! You promised if I e-mailed it to you it wouldn't find it's way onto the internet! Oh well it is a pretty good pic of me isn't it? ;)
You can e-mail me them....farthest they'll get is my printer :D

[mike37]

You can e-mail me them....farthest they'll get is my printer :D
I don't think she wants her pic to be used for spanking party
for you and all you co workers :wink:

[Midwest_Miss69]

I don't think she wants her pic to be used for spanking party
for you and all you co workers :wink:
Exactly! :mix: I couldn't have said it better myself! I'll choose who does the spanking to it lol

[hoolign]

I don't think she wants her pic to be used for spanking party
for you and all you co workers :wink:
That's why I said "mine"...not "yours" :D :p

[Jbb]

This whole thing is starting to sound Canadian :)

[hoolign]

This whole thing is starting to sound Canadian :)
:idea: :lightsabe

[Tom Brown]

This whole thing is starting to sound Canadian :)
Oh boy... you're even funnier when you're paranoid. :D :D :D
I didn't know you were a friend of the grass. :cool:

[Jbb]

Oh boy... you're even funnier when you're paranoid. :D :D :D
I didn't know you were a friend of the grass. :cool:
There is much you dont know Tomcat...but you still get my vote for pm... ;)

[Tom Brown]

:D
I wonder where Midwest_Miss69 is? Do you suppose she'll be around in the next while?
:confused:

[Jbb]

:D
I wonder where Midwest_Miss69 is? Do you suppose she'll be around in the next while?
:confused:
Yeah..... I suspect as soon as you go for a Bran time out ... :D

[Infomaniac]

Whose going to steal my siggie? :mad:
I'm not stealin the sig. I'm stealin the babe. Woo Hoo honey.

[Tom Brown]

Hark... who is that I hear?
Well... I have some work to do. I'll be back later.

[Jbb]

Hark... who is that I hear?
Well... I have some work to do. I'll be back later.
Time for Brown to put his Pinky Tuscadero leathers and mascara on....lmao :)

[Midwest_Miss69]

:D
I wonder where Midwest_Miss69 is? Do you suppose she'll be around in the next while?
:confused:
I'm right here! What do you need? lol Maybe I should rephrase that!

[hoolign]

Ok...now I'm freaked out :jawdrop:

[Jbb]

Its like Brown on Brown....in some kinda crazy Fellini flick.......Man this was the wrong wek to quit sniffing glue!

[Tom Brown]

I'm LMAO at this black helicopter shtick. :D
Hey Brian, how's it going with your black helicopter flight training?

[Jbb]

I'm LMAO at this black helicopter shtick. :D
Hey Brian, how's it going with your black helicopter flight training?
That info...for reasons unknown to you Brown...must remain secret.... :jawdrop:

[hoolign]

That info...for reasons unknown to you Brown...must remain secret.... :jawdrop:
Don't tell him shit until he apologizes for misspelling shalailee. :p

[Tom Brown]

No problem. Midwest_Miss69 will pour her charms on you and you'll be powerless to resist.
That information will soon be mine.
http://www.carlsonspeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/esmil.gif

[Tom Brown]

Don't tell him shit until he apologizes for misspelling shalailee. :p
I kind of butchered that a bit, eh? :D

[Jbb]

I kind of butchered that a bit, eh? :D
Brown.....Once known as the Butcher of Onkanagon :D

[hoolign]

No problem. Midwest_Miss69 will pour her charms on you and you'll be powerless to resist.
That information will soon be mine.
http://www.carlsonspeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/esmil.gif
Oh please tell me your not her...If i have been jerking off to a bald combine pilot..I'm gonna beat myself to death with a freakin shaleylee :yuk: :yuk:
P.S....they can figure out how to spell that for my headstone :D

[Jbb]

Oh please tell me your not her...If i have been jerking off to a bald combine pilot..I'm gonna beat myself to death with a freakin shaleylee :yuk: :yuk:
This is the part where Brown ....in his highest Freddie Mercurian voice says.....GOTCHA....

[Tom Brown]

Brown.....Once known as the Butcher of Onkanagon :D
No, Hoolign is the one who has butchered the hell out of Okanagan. The irony there is that he used to live there back when he was part of a grow-op.
Hoolie... I'm not Miss Midwest69. JBB seems to think he's all over that but he may be a little off the mark. Hard to say. :D

[hoolign]

This is the part where Brown ....in his highest Freddie Mercurian voice says.....GOTCHA....
Skataboosh Skataboosh can you do the fandango? thunder bolts and lightming Tom Brown is very frightning.ohhh gallaleo gallaleo

[Jbb]

Hard you say ...Tom...?

[Tom Brown]

There is no escape from reality.

[Jbb]

Skataboosh Skataboosh can you do the fandango? thunder bolts and lightming Tom Brown is very frightning.ohhh gallaleo gallaleo
Skataboosh.....lol...isnt that the last car on a Canadian train....? :D :D

[Tom Brown]

At least he can spell Glastron right.

[hoolign]

At least he can spell Glastron right.
At least ittakes you somewhere in google...unlike the freakin shaleylee incident we wont discuss....after the next ten references to it! :D

[Tom Brown]

You're right... I can't spell Shalaylee... :D

[Midwest_Miss69]

Oh please tell me your not her...If i have been jerking off to a bald combine pilot..I'm gonna beat myself to death with a freakin shaleylee :yuk: :yuk:
P.S....they can figure out how to spell that for my headstone :D
You've been jerking off to my pic again Hoolign? :rolleyes: hee heeeeeee!!

[Tom Brown]

http://www.nikmat-delikatessen.com/products/ps-0707.jpg

[hoolign]

You've been jerking off to my pic again Hoolign? :rolleyes: hee heeeeeee!!
That depends on a few things!
What size is the PTO spline on a 76 Massey...
and what do they train in Regina? :confused: :confused:

[Midwest_Miss69]

That depends on a few things!
What size is the PTO spline on a 76 Massey...
and what do they train in Regina? :confused: :confused:
What? lol I have no idea what you're talking about! I can tell you what size of **** you have and if you need training we can discuss that privately! :devil:

[Midwest_Miss69]

In '76, Massey used a 21 spline PTO.
Your second question is a trick. There is no training in Regina.

[hoolign]

In '76, Massey used a 21 spline PTO.
Your second question is a trick. There is no training in Regina.
AHA!!! 1/2 right and being as Tom is a 1/2 witt....... :p

[Tom Brown]

Quick!!!! Grab my cape and pipe, Watson! :D :D :D
I knew you'd fall for that crap, Hoolie. I sent that to her in a PM.

[hoolign]

Quick!!!! Grab my cape and pipe, Watson! :D :D :D
I knew you'd fall for that crap, Hoolie. I sent that to her in a PM.
Look at Brown ....trying to be all " feedin the new chick info"...and shit :smile:

[Tom Brown]

You know, that "and shit" suffix almost makes that post worth while. :cool:

[Jbb]

You know, that "and shit" suffix almost makes that post worth while. :cool:
There he goes being all gramatically correct ..and shit

[Midwest_Miss69]

Look at Brown ....trying to be all " feedin the new chick info"...and shit :smile:
:D That's true he pm'd me the answers! I get by with a little help from my friends lol :D I'm not him--I mean he's not me! Maybe I'm his long lost relative! lol

[Dr. Eagle]

There he goes being all gramatically correct ..and shit
Only one thing to say...http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/stfu.gif and shit... :D

[Tom Brown]

We need a clip of Teller mouthing "and shit".
Can someone hook that up?

[Dr. Eagle]

We need a clip of Teller mouthing "and shit".
Can someone hook that up?
I'm on the phone to his agent... :coffeycup and shit... :hammerhea

[Her454]

I predict this will be the next signature pic stolen by Her454. :cool:
Its scary how well you know me. :D
Whose going to steal my siggie? :mad:
LOL, that would be ME. :rollside: Or at least I'd like to anyway....... Cool Sig -
Nice Sig!.. and NO we won't steal it!.. LOVE the Jello Shots! :cool:
Quit takin the fun out of everything...I would have given it back..... :cry: :rollside:

[AzLakeLizard]

Quit takin the fun out of everything...I would have given it back..... :cry: :rollside:
Oh heck no!.. I would never take the Fun out of anything! :rollside: :D