Tom Browns letter to ...The Nice Girl

[Jbb]

I dont know.....I detect that Tom is somewhat bitter..... ;)
This is to the "nice" girl who I talked to at the bar last week and even bought a drink for, but ditched me for the first frat boy douchebag that came along
This is to the "nice" girl whose computer I fixed, with whom I spent endless hours on AIM trying to figure out what her problem was, eventually fixing it and you couldn't even say "thank you"
This is to the "nice" girl whom I showed how to use Direct Connect, and won't even share.
This is to the "nice" girl who I took out on several dates and then tells me, "I just want to be friends", then next week is with all lovey lovey with a total ****ing stranger
This is to the "nice" girl who decides to sleep with my friends while still dating me
This is to the "nice" girl who comes between friends
This is to the "nice" girl, who says she will call me, but never does, and then comes up with the lamest excuses like, oh my phone charger died, and my internet was down
This is to the "nice" girl who says she doesn't have time for a relationship, yet she's out every weekend getting drunk and sucking ten dicks a week.
This is to the "nice" girl who listens to her dumb **** friends and can't think for herself
This is to the "nice" girl who took me from my friends and made me do her bidding before I came to my senses
This is to the "nice" girl who gave my friend a nervous breakdown and made him leave school
This is to the "nice" girl who said she wanted to be a virgin til marriage, but broke up with me and ****ed two guys at the same time last week
This is to the "nice" girl who goes crazy when I'm talking to another girl
This is to the "nice" girl who says she has a boyfriend AFTER I take her home and have sex with her
This is to the "nice" girl who only goes for the assholes, but bitch because their boyfriend is an asshole
This is to the "nice" girl who practically jerks me off under the table during the date, but won't put out at home
This is to the "nice" girl who bitches because I want to be with the guys even though I've spent almost the entire week with her, and conversely, gets mad at me when I want to spend time with the boys, but its ok for her and her girls to go out
This is to the "nice" girl who had the choice between the good and bad guy and went with the bad guy, and then got played by the bad guy
This is to the "nice" girl who helped contribute to the genre of emo music, God I ****ing hate you
This is to the "nice" girl who dresses like a ***** in freezing weather and then proceeds to bitch that all the guys are starting at her, you're dressed like a *****, expect to be stared at like one
This is to the "nice" girl who called me last weekend knowing I would be drunk and horny, to ask me to sleep with her, but just wanted to sleep, ****ing bitch, I'm not here to be your teddy bear
This is to the "nice" girl who gave me half a blowjob, now you know why I didn't call you back, *****
This is to the "nice" girl who put her career ahead of me, I hope you enjoy being miserable in corporate America
This is to the "nice" girl who met my mom and then ripped my heart out, my mom thought you were a **** and warned me about you
This is to the "nice" girl who I had to put a restraining order on, listen hun, when you just walk into my apartment and are sitting on my chair just staring at me, I'm gonna freak out a little
This is to the "nice" girl who said she was a born again Christian, but suddenly got pregnant and got an abortion, remember, abortion kills children
This is to the "nice" girl who let me know I was cheating on me on Valentine's Day after I got her a ring, flowers and a dinner at a five star restaurant.
This is to the "nice" girl who I slept with but then told everyone I raped her
This is to the "nice" girl who tells me she's late or pregnant, but really isn't
This is to the "nice" girl who comes to me bitching about her boyfriend
This is to the "nice" girl who brought the fat chick who cockblocked me, bitch
This is to the "nice" girl who just start an argument because they want to
This is to the "nice" girl who start fights over the littlest ****ing shit
This is to the "nice" girl who insists on going home from the party when we just got there
This is to the "nice" girl who likes being a cocktease but never puts out
This is to the "nice" girl who gets mad because she wants it her way
This is to the "nice" girl who plays all pretty and innocent; we all know you're a *****
This is to the "nice" girl who complains about how her boyfriend sucks, but treats him like shit
This is to the "nice" girl who complains her boyfriend didn't get her enough for that special holiday, when he broke the bank trying to make her happy
This is to the "nice" girl who has the constant need to be the center of attention
This is to the "nice" girl who practically makes you marry her before you even get to kiss her
This is to the "nice" girl who thinks she deserves more, we aren't a buffet
This is to the "nice" girl who gave me a fake number
This is to the "nice" girl who rants and rave that chocolate solves all their problems, it only makes you fat
This is to the "nice" girl who prides herself on having a fat ass, its disgusting
This is to the "nice" girl who wears spandex, that gut makes you really attractive, that is if I had beer goggles
This is to the "nice" girl who grabbed my ass but then got mad when I grabbed hers
This is to the "nice" girl who made me choose between her and my friends
This is to the "nice" girl who insisted I make the decision on what to do tonight, but then got mad when I did
This is to the "nice" girl who says I'm selfish in the bedroom, yet doesn't do blowjobs
This is to the "nice" girl who made me feel guilty just because I was born a man, as if I was responsible for her gender being repressed for the past thousand years
This is to the "nice" girl who can't realize it’s over
This is to the "nice" girl who thinks that her best friends know all about relationships after a nice sleepover, there's a reason why all those girls are at a sleepover, because they don't have boyfriends, and why don't they have boyfriends? Because their take on a relationship prevents them from having a boyfriend.
This goes out to the "nice" girl who stays with her abusive boyfriend but gets mad at me when I try to defend her
This goes out to the "nice" girl I took to prom that ditched me for the star quarterback
This goes out to the "nice" girl who wants a guy with manners and whatnot but hate it when they are treated like princesses.
This goes out to the "nice" girl who expects me to be a king in bed, a master chef, a billionaire, as handsome as a Hollywood star
This goes out to the "nice" girl who judges me on the car I drive or the money I make
This goes out to the "nice" girl who expected me to get her a diamond ring, do you know that most diamonds are "blood" diamonds, meaning they fund wars, congrats, the terrorists have won, go put on a burqua.
This goes out to the "nice" girl who got mad at the pornos she found on my computer, but yet got mad when I found her dildo
This goes out to the "nice" girl who expects me to eat her out, but won't give me a blowjob
This goes out to the "nice" girl who left me for that rich lawyer, yet wants the house I bought, the cars I bought and sole custody of the children we made
This goes out to the "nice" girl who cheated on my friend while he was fighting for our freedom in Afghanistan
This goes out to the "nice" girl who led me on
This is to the "nice" girl who ditched me at prom
This is to the "nice" girl who flipped out because I didn't respond to her IM right away
This goes out to all the "nice" girls: **** you
This is to the nice girl, oh shit, you don't exist

[Midwest_Miss69]

Thank God I'm not a nice girl :devil:

[hoolign]

Thank God I'm not a nice girl :devil:
Gotta love it :D

[Boy Named Sue]

He got half a blow job and he's complaining? At first I thought he went out with my ex til he said he got a whole half a blow. :cry:

[Tom Brown]

Hey Brian... the Internet called. They want their bandwidth back.

[Jbb]

Stop the bitterness Miss....erTom ...er Mis....Tom.... :D

[Tom Brown]

lol! :D

[sorry dog]

Dammit Tom - quit changeing your avatar every other thread. There's no sense in denying who you really are.
http://www.carlsonspeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/duck_hunting.gif
BTW - my A/C just broke. Can you ship me some 60 degree air?
Lemme know soon or I'm going to head to Wal-mart and buy a non-union slave labor made Chinese A/C sold at cost.
Thanks,
Dog

[Jbb]

Quite the shot ...for a Mr Stupid head.....and shit

[Tom Brown]

Don't think of it as slave labor, dog. That A/C unit construction was part of an inmate's rehabilitation program. With your help, his political dissidence debt to society will be paid in full. :cool:

[Dr. Eagle]

LMAO... http://www.carlsonspeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/duck_hunting.gif

[Jbb]

Don't think of it as slave labor, dog. That A/C unit construction was part of an inmate's rehabilitation program. With your help, his political dissidence debt to society will be paid in full. :cool:
BUT.,...If he takes one minute too long at lunch they feed him to the wolverines...

[Tom Brown]

That's my avatar on another site, Dr. E. I used to use it here but was asked to take it down.

[Tom Brown]

BUT.,...If he takes one minute too long at lunch they feed him to the wolverines...
Wolverines need rehabilitation too.

[Otis Campbell]

Who the hell is this Tom Brown guy and why is he so damn popular? :confused:

[Tom Brown]

I don't know.
Have you seen my doggie? :confused:

[Dr. Eagle]

Have you seen my doggie? :confused:
Allright... that deserves a http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/stfu.gif :wink:

[Tom Brown]

Allright... that deserves a http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/stfu.gif :wink:
Jesus... you're flipping that thing out like it's the only lighter in a crack house.

[Dr. Eagle]

:idea: Jesus... you're flipping that thing out like it's the only lighter in a crack house.
It may be the only one... but it's a ZIPPO...

[Midwest_Miss69]

I don't know.
Have you seen my doggie? :confused:
LOL :p :p :p :p :p :p