hoolign
04-25-2006, 08:45 PM
Anybody else got a fake Boat?
Ok, so I have a little Hot Boat confession to make...I'M NOT A BOATER. I completely fukkin' made up my ***boat Boat one day for some reason like a year ago during some random 3:00am post I can't even remember now. Possibly I was drunk. Probably I'm just a looser. Seemed like a little harmless fun, after all, nobody on here knows who the Fukk I am, and most of you live about 15000 miles away. Hell, I could tell you guys I'm the vice president of Blue Springs Chemical Toilet, and nobody would bat an eyelash until Tom Brown asked for the hook up on a new one.
One little white lie is not going to make any difference on some online forum right... WRONG!...for some reason this little lie ballooned into secret life of Walter Mitty proportions.
I innocently posted my imaginary Boat into a few more posts. After all, posting up something like "My Boat and I went to the lake today..." Sounds pretty damn sleezy when you are supposed to be a boater ?...Can't do that now can we? And, posting something like, "My Boat and I went boating by ourselves today sounds pretty looser-esque too, and maybe even a little Frenchie. Gonna loose major cool points for a post like that one Max...
But if we simply insert the fake Boat in palce of the ***boat ...problem solved. Couldn't be easier, could it? Appearnetly I'm a sucky liar, because I didn't realize the full extent of my fukk-up until it was too late. I found myself and my imaginary Boat getting invited various gatherings my Boat was never able to make it). She went imaginary boating with me a few times. After all if I'm posting about a boating trip I took, and I have a Boat,the Boat should go, shouldn't it?
I soon found myself in the relm of Tom Cruise, Section 8, placenta eating, fukking crazy... I'm just making shit up right and left about my imaginary Boat . Yep, it even complained about stuff, my ***boat Boat did. Especially if it added humor too the post. After all, nothing says funny like a bitchey Boat? Who knows, she probably helped me with some projects. Hell, the BS got so deep I couldn't even keep up with it myself.
I even took her with me on car trips, most noteably this weekend when I went to MI to visit my family (see Dilligaf's inlaw post). Yep, pathological liar that I have become, I just slipped her right behind mom and dad's car with the trailer and I. One big happy family... 2 real people, a real dog, and...what the hell ..Boat, just put in the imaginary Boat too. A little harmless fun, who's ever going to know? Just practicing my creative writing skills right?
Except for one little thing...
I got busted by my real Boat and some other Boats!
Just thought I'd lighten it up Max..your ok in my books :D :D
Ok, so I have a little Hot Boat confession to make...I'M NOT A BOATER. I completely fukkin' made up my ***boat Boat one day for some reason like a year ago during some random 3:00am post I can't even remember now. Possibly I was drunk. Probably I'm just a looser. Seemed like a little harmless fun, after all, nobody on here knows who the Fukk I am, and most of you live about 15000 miles away. Hell, I could tell you guys I'm the vice president of Blue Springs Chemical Toilet, and nobody would bat an eyelash until Tom Brown asked for the hook up on a new one.
One little white lie is not going to make any difference on some online forum right... WRONG!...for some reason this little lie ballooned into secret life of Walter Mitty proportions.
I innocently posted my imaginary Boat into a few more posts. After all, posting up something like "My Boat and I went to the lake today..." Sounds pretty damn sleezy when you are supposed to be a boater ?...Can't do that now can we? And, posting something like, "My Boat and I went boating by ourselves today sounds pretty looser-esque too, and maybe even a little Frenchie. Gonna loose major cool points for a post like that one Max...
But if we simply insert the fake Boat in palce of the ***boat ...problem solved. Couldn't be easier, could it? Appearnetly I'm a sucky liar, because I didn't realize the full extent of my fukk-up until it was too late. I found myself and my imaginary Boat getting invited various gatherings my Boat was never able to make it). She went imaginary boating with me a few times. After all if I'm posting about a boating trip I took, and I have a Boat,the Boat should go, shouldn't it?
I soon found myself in the relm of Tom Cruise, Section 8, placenta eating, fukking crazy... I'm just making shit up right and left about my imaginary Boat . Yep, it even complained about stuff, my ***boat Boat did. Especially if it added humor too the post. After all, nothing says funny like a bitchey Boat? Who knows, she probably helped me with some projects. Hell, the BS got so deep I couldn't even keep up with it myself.
I even took her with me on car trips, most noteably this weekend when I went to MI to visit my family (see Dilligaf's inlaw post). Yep, pathological liar that I have become, I just slipped her right behind mom and dad's car with the trailer and I. One big happy family... 2 real people, a real dog, and...what the hell ..Boat, just put in the imaginary Boat too. A little harmless fun, who's ever going to know? Just practicing my creative writing skills right?
Except for one little thing...
I got busted by my real Boat and some other Boats!
Just thought I'd lighten it up Max..your ok in my books :D :D