Greek's VS. Italian's

[jackpunx]

A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon"
The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum"
The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians"
The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire" and so on and so on and then the Greek says:
"We invented sex"
The Italian stops and thinks for a minute and then says: "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women"

[WYRD]

LOL good one JP

[RiverDave]

A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon"
The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum"
The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians"
The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire" and so on and so on and then the Greek says:
"We invented sex"
The Italian stops and thinks for a minute and then says: "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women"
You see when the Moors conquered sicily they did so much f'n that it changed the blood line.. That's why light hair and blue eyes, became dark hair and olive skin. So you see, your part eggplant. (paraphrased from the movie True Romance)
RD :D

[BarryMac]

Good one JP...

[jackpunx]

You see when the Moors conquered sicily they did so much f'n that it changed the blood line.. That's why light hair and blue eyes, became dark hair and olive skin. So you see, your part eggplant. (paraphrased from the movie True Romance)
RD :D
Eggplant?...its ok RD... you can say it.. Im a light skinded black man with straight hair and a big nose.. :D
BTW..my grandma loved this one ;)

[PlyaPlya22]

Eggplant?...its ok RD... you can say it.. Im a light skinded black man with straight hair and a big nose.. :D
BTW..my grandma loved this one ;)
that'a funny

[Wakker]

Purdy funny, Mark..