Love, Lust and Marriage

[Jbb]

Love, Lust and Marriage
Love: When you take a bubble bath together
Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together
Marriage: When you give the kids a bath
Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two
Lust: "Do I have to buy you dinner first?"
Marriage: 4 McDonald's Happy Meals . . . to go
Love: Giving your love some candy
Lust: Thinking you are the candy
Marriage: Scraping the kids' candy off of the carpet
Love: Sex every night
Lust: Sex 5 times a night
Marriage: What's sex?
Love: A night out at the symphony
Lust: A night out at the Holiday Inn
Marriage: A night out at Sesame Street On Ice
Love: French perfume
Lust: Brut aftershave
Marriage: "The baby needs changing. . ."
Love: Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold
Lust: "I can think of a way to stay warm . . ."
Marriage: Your teenaged daughter has borrowed all of your jackets
Love: Talking and cuddling
Lust: Rolling over and falling asleep
Marriage: Getting up to wash your hands . . .
Love: Finding the "Fell in Love on AOL" room
Lust: Finding the "Blonde Dominatrix" room
Marriage: Finding the "Married and Looking" room
Love: Long drives through the countryside
Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout
Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat

[termiteguy]

lmao :D

[Parker]

how true

[Raskal]

dam true .

[looky_lou]

Good one there. :shift:
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[FOURQ]

lmao how true is that

[MsDrmr]

thanks for the reminder.... :220v:

[JackieV]

Damn, I guess we shouldn't get married...uhhhh!

[Kilrtoy]

Marriage,
The kids wake up and tell you to keep it down cuz you woke them up from laughing at this thread.....

[IN2-IN2MX]

This is a good one!!! I guess it's a good thing that I am not married yet then :p

[JackieV]

This is a good one!!! I guess it's a good thing that I am not married yet then :p
Yeah, but it makes me worry about what's in store for us......eeeewwww

[pixilatedpussy]

This is adorable! Marriage is fun and kids always bring excitement to the fun!!!! :cool:

[beer hunter]

This is adorable! Marriage is fun and kids always bring excitement to the fun!!!! :cool:
I totally agree, but the times when they're at "grandma's house" are pretty fun too! :devil: :D

[pixilatedpussy]

I totally agree, but the times when they're at "grandma's house" are pretty fun too! :devil: :D
Oh yah baby!!!! :D

[MsDrmr]

hey....sneaking in the quickies is pretty fun too. :D

[beer hunter]

hey....sneaking in the quickies is pretty fun too. :D
Yeah, I kinda like when the kids are playing PS2, Game Cube, etc with the volume turned way up :D

[BarryMac]

No truer words have been written... :D :D