Hey midwestmiss69..

[hoolign]

Wanna 68?

[Midwest_Miss69]

Sure! You do me and I'll owe you one baby!! ;)

[Tom Brown]

You coming up a little short, Hoolign?

[hoolign]

Sure! You do me and I'll owe you one baby!! ;)
Hmm..that did'nt quite work out the way i was expecting :eek: but Ok :D

[Tom Brown]

Duct tape a broom stick on that bad boy, Hoolign. Orient the straw portion away from yourself for extra cervix stimulation.

[hoolign]

You coming up a little short, Hoolign?
Apparently...but i'm only a "b" away :D

[Midwest_Miss69]

Hmm..that did'nt quite work out the way i was expecting :eek: but Ok :D
What were you thinking I would say?

[Tom Brown]

What were you thinking I would say?
He's never had a woman say yes before.
Why do you think he took so many pharmacy classes in university?

[hoolign]

What were you thinking I would say?
Well i was looking for a "what is that"
:D but that's cool..i'm a giver :D

[Midwest_Miss69]

Well i was looking for a "what is that"
:D but that's cool..i'm a giver :D
LOL You do me tonight and I'll do you tomorrow :rollside: :rollside: :rollside:

[hoolign]

He's never had a woman say yes before.
Why do you think he took so many pharmacy classes in university?
hey Tom...those rufies you hooked me up with don't work...I took two and don't remember what i did to myself
:burningm:

[Eliminator 4 Life]

Damn whats going on here :idea: :jawdrop:

[Midwest_Miss69]

Damn whats going on here :idea: :jawdrop:
Just having fun! Refer to the "Anyone half-naked and drinking rum & coke" thread :D

[Midwest_Miss69]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/Fawout/BumpTagStarLightBlue.gif
Bump Bump !!

[Midwest_Miss69]

Thank You! You know every time I see you that Rodney Carrington song goes through my head lol :D
Titties N' Beer, Titties N' Beer, i thank god almighty for titties n' beer. Huntin' 2 legged deer, thank god I ain't queer, theres one thing daddy likes and thats titties n beer. little titties n' beer, great big titties and my beer, goddamit i love those mother****in' titties.

[looky_lou]

I think yopu scared the poor pup. :220v:

[Midwest_Miss69]

I know your mouse avatar looks like he's having fun dancing to it ;)

[Eliminator 4 Life]

I know your mouse avatar looks like he's having fun dancing to it ;)
So lets see some pics :D

[Midwest_Miss69]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/Fawout/salsa_mice.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/Fawout/dmpmicelarge.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/Fawout/247.gif
Of what dancing mice? Here ya go!! :wink:

[Eliminator 4 Life]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/Fawout/salsa_mice.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/Fawout/dmpmicelarge.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/Fawout/247.gif
Of what dancing mice? Here ya go!! :wink:
Damn Miss69 your hot ;)

[Midwest_Miss69]

Damn Miss69 your hot ;)
Thank you! :wink: The midwest farmer's daughter really makes you feel alright! lol

[Eliminator 4 Life]

Love the grey hair with the jello shots :p

[Midwest_Miss69]

For your info Halle Berry is 15 days OLDER than me I'm not that old lol It's supposed to be blonde :D

[Eliminator 4 Life]

For your info Halle Berry is 15 days OLDER than me I'm not that old lol It's supposed to be blonde :D
Halle Berry is hot she goes to Havasu with me all the time ha ha I wish :) :cry:

[Midwest_Miss69]

Halle Berry is hot she goes to Havasu with me all the time ha ha I wish :) :cry:
LOL Oh well it's her loss!! C'est La Vie ;)

[Eliminator 4 Life]

LOL Oh well it's her loss!! C'est La Vie ;)
I wish she felt the same as you say she does h aha :)

[Tom Brown]

I have nothing to add but want to get in on this thread.

[hoolign]

I have nothing to add but want to get in on this thread.
No anal dilemas today?
:2purples:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

boy I sure miss alot when I'm not here. :idea: ;)

[Midwest_Miss69]

boy I sure miss alot when I'm not here. :idea: ;)
Oh don't worry you didn't want to be here for the "anal dillemma" LOL :jawdrop:

[Tom Brown]

No anal dilemas today?
:2purples:
Well, now that you mention it...
I went for dim-sum with a buddy. We stayed and chatted for a bit after the meal. That's when I realized I had a nasty case of the shits. I knew I could make it home so I wasn't worried about it.
On the way home, I thought I'd stop in at the grocery store for a couple of items. As I was waiting in an unusually long line at the checkout, the heat at my sphincter was starting to get intense. Of course, every fricking item the people in front of me bought needed price checking.
It all worked out fine but if there had been any trouble on the way home, I would have shit my pants. By the time I got my ass directed at the bowl, hot brown steam came out under tremendous pressure. Even the back and sides of the bowl were coated in a milky brown film.
It came out in a few seconds and then stopped. I felt like I still had to go but it was all corked up. I've felt that before so I knew not to go out and do anything. I just waited and about 20 minutes later, I had a coffee colored shit that pretty much cleaned up the spare.
I love dim-sum and try not to think about the antiseptic issues of eating at a restaurant that uses a screen door with a single hinge (at the top) in 40 below weather and doesn't seem to have any form of refrigeration but has several meat items on the menu.
You know that shit tastes best in a greasy spoon.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Oh don't worry you didn't want to be here for the "anal dillemma" LOL :jawdrop:
LOL!! thanks. I didn't think so. :D

[hoolign]

Well, now that you mention it...
I went for dim-sum with a buddy. We stayed and chatted for a bit after the meal. That's when I realized I had a nasty case of the shits. I knew I could make it home so I wasn't worried about it.
On the way home, I thought I'd stop in at the grocery store for a couple of items. As I was waiting in an unusually long line at the checkout, the heat at my sphincter was starting to get intense. Of course, every fricking item the people in front of me bought needed price checking.
It all worked out fine but if there had been any trouble on the way home, I would have shit my pants. By the time I got my ass directed at the bowl, hot brown steam came out under tremendous pressure. Even the back and sides of the bowl were coated in a milky brown film.
It came out in a few seconds and then stopped. I felt like I still had to go but it was all corked up. I've felt that before so I knew not to go out and do anything. I just waited and about 20 minutes later, I had a coffee colored shit that pretty much cleaned up the spare.
I love dim-sum and try not to think about the antiseptic issues of eating at a restaurant that uses a screen door with a single hinge (at the top) in 40 below weather and doesn't seem to have any form of refrigeration but has several meat items on the menu.
You know that shit tastes best in a greasy spoon.
Have you ever shoved a Canadian porcupine up your ass???
That ficken smarts!

[Midwest_Miss69]

Well, now that you mention it...
I went for dim-sum with a buddy. We stayed and chatted for a bit after the meal. That's when I realized I had a nasty case of the shits. I knew I could make it home so I wasn't worried about it.
On the way home, I thought I'd stop in at the grocery store for a couple of items. As I was waiting in an unusually long line at the checkout, the heat at my sphincter was starting to get intense. Of course, every fricking item the people in front of me bought needed price checking.
It all worked out fine but if there had been any trouble on the way home, I would have shit my pants. By the time I got my ass directed at the bowl, hot brown steam came out under tremendous pressure. Even the back and sides of the bowl were coated in a milky brown film.
It came out in a few seconds and then stopped. I felt like I still had to go but it was all corked up. I've felt that before so I knew not to go out and do anything. I just waited and about 20 minutes later, I had a coffee colored shit that pretty much cleaned up the spare.
I love dim-sum and try not to think about the antiseptic issues of eating at a restaurant that uses a screen door with a single hinge (at the top) in 40 below weather and doesn't seem to have any form of refrigeration but has several meat items on the menu.
You know that shit tastes best in a greasy spoon.
:yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: OMG there goes the Midwest_Miss 69 thread !!!!!!! :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:

[Tom Brown]

Have you ever shoved a Canadian porcupine up your ass???
That ficken smarts!
Have you tried using freezing spray?

[hoolign]

Have you tried using freezing spray?
No ..it was a december road kill...I thought it was cold enough! :jawdrop:

[Tom Brown]

I think I see the problem. You don't use the freezing spray on the animal.

[Midwest_Miss69]

:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: What Tom Brown dumped right in the middle of the thread! OK it was probably worse but I don't want to see what that would look like! :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/Fawout/poop.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/Fawout/porc1.jpg
Look at that cute little animal!!! :eek:

[hoolign]

:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: What Tom Brown dumped right in the middle of the thread! OK it was probably worse but I don't want to see what that would look like! :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/Fawout/poop.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/Fawout/porc1.jpg
Look at that cute little animal!!! :eek:
Gotta love a chick that can post a good triple coiler
:D

[Midwest_Miss69]

Gotta love a chick that can post a good triple coiler
:D
:rollside: :rollside: :rollside: :rollside: :rollside: hee heeeeee :D