Is there anything worse than buying grampa's boat...

[Havasu Hangin']

...then driving your mommy's car to Havasu cuz it's nicer than yours?
:D

[OGShocker]

...then driving your mommy's car to Havasu cuz it's nicer than yours?
:D
Getting a Hummer from Grandma is pretty bad, one would think.

[Havasu Hangin']

How about going to dinner with your parents, inviting your "friends"...
...then not paying for any part of the bill?
:idea:

[RiverOtter]

...then driving your mommy's car to Havasu cuz it's nicer than yours?
:D
Not if it was Grandpa Paul Allen :D

[Havasu Hangin']

Is there anything lower than a school cop?
Yes...a CHP detective.
:supp:

[Jrocket]

Whats the story here?

[OutCole'd]

Come on HH, throw us a bone. I want to hear this one....

[Havasu Hangin']

Come on HH, throw us a bone. I want to hear this one....
How about staying with mommy and daddy in Havasu, but using the key you have to your buddy's house to service the bimbette's from Kokomo's?
:hammerhea

[OutCole'd]

This is some kinda torture....
Spill the beans man, spill em.

[Mandelon]

Are your kids messing up again? :D

[Jbb]

Sounds like HH forgot his morning dose of Thorazine today :cool:

[Tom Brown]

My Grandpa drives a 40' Cigarette. :cool:

[sorry dog]

JBB, you better check up on your son RD...
sounds like he's in trouble again.

[Havasu Hangin']

What's worse than pulling a bimbette from Kokomos?
Pulling an "Oompa Loompa" bimbette. :jawdrop:
That chick was so short, I think he found her playing handball on the curb...
:D

[RiverDave]

JBB, you better check up on your son RD...
sounds like he's in trouble again.
Ain't me he's talking about.. Unless he's that pissed that I flaked on him this weekend for the Poker Run. :D
RD

[Tom Brown]

I heard he couldn't get the job done so she bashed out some baseboards and cover plates on the electrical outlets as she was leaving his bud's shag house.

[Jbb]

Ain't me he's talking about.. Unless he's that pissed that I flaked on him this weekend for the Poker Run. :D
RD
Its a long running battle with RD and HH....Something about HH wanting to store his Ciggie and Quads in RD's garage and have a permanent HH room in the house.....Bitter old feelings.... :D

[Havasu_Dreamin]

That chick was so short, I think he found her playing handball on the curb...
:D
ROFLMAO! :rollside:

[ROZ]

Must be the brother astranged brother up to his antics again... :hammerhea

[ROZ]

I heard he couldn't get the job done so she bashed out some baseboards and cover plates on the electrical outlets as she was leaving his bud's shag house.
Very interesting....
Your buddy Joey like short chicks?

[SBullet]

HH,
Is this guy maybe a COP we know!! :D :D

[Kilrtoy]

The plot thickens.....

[SBullet]

HH,
I hear his first name is JEW!!!

[TheLurker]

I know their is a fettish out there for everyone, but banging
"Oompa Loompa's" ??? :2purples:

[SBullet]

Very interesting....
Your buddy Joey like short chicks?
Roz,
Joey is not a cop, so hes out of it! :confused:

[XTRM22]

Ah Cmon HH, don't be baggin on my buddy with "Grandpa's Boat" He don't come in here often enough to defend hisself. Be sides, he shared his lunch with us in the channel 2 weeks ago, if he's cheap I don't like to think the catagory the puts me! :eek:. Now climb your ass back the top of the BeanStock where you belong!
Note: Sbullet check your facts, there's more then one Joey.
CHuck

[Havasu Hangin']

HH,
I hear his first name is JEW!!!
"JEW CHP"????
Mrs. HH and I were looking forward to a nice dinner at the Frigate, but got invited to Krystals.
All I know is that when the check came, SOMEBODY suddenly got the "T-Rex Arms Syndrome" and couldn't reach for the check...it turns out that the Oompa Loompa hunter himself decides he doesn't need to pay?
So I paid $70 for a $22 steak and a couple cocktails.
Very nice.

[ROZ]

"JEW CHP"????
Mrs. HH and I were looking forward to a nice dinner at the Frigate, but got invited to Krystals.
All I know is that when the check came, SOMEBODY suddenly got the "T-Rex Arms Syndrome" and couldn't reach for the check...it turns out that the Oompa Loompa hunter himself decides he doesn't need to pay?
So I paid $70 for a $22 steak and a couple cocktails.
Very nice.
Atleast T-rex stayed at the table... Last time we took a couple out, they suddenly had to go to the restroom when the check arrived.......
nice...

[XTRM22]

"JEW CHP"????
Mrs. HH and I were looking forward to a nice dinner at the Frigate, but got invited to Krystals.
So I paid $70 for a $22 steak and a couple cocktails.
Very nice.
Ok I hate it when this happens, tear him up and I apologize for the BeanStock comment! Just think If you came up to my place that time you wouldn't paid nothing and you could watched my drunken 4wheeling front yard antics.
Chuck

[OutCole'd]

T-Rex arm syndrome.....LMAO. :D
There is another usefull thing I learned on these forums.

[RiverDave]

Its a long running battle with RD and HH....Something about HH wanting to store his Ciggie and Quads in RD's garage and have a permanent HH room in the house.....Bitter old feelings.... :D
Got mad at me becuase I wouldn't knock out the master bedroom to make room for that beast.
RD

[AlphaOmega]

I know it all, I've seen it all!!!
It's true...that the "Jew" did these things...and more...he did get down with the Oompa Loompa ***** (it rhymes with more!). AO tried to dissuade him from Pumpin', but the little was in the mood for some humpin'.
Perhaps, he can quit lurkin' and log on and start workin'.
No more rhymes...I can't concentrate on the other issues of the universe.
Don't ask who I am...
I AM NO ONE AND EVERYONE!

[Havasu Hangin']

Perhaps, he can quit lurkin' and log on and start workin'.
Doesn't he work at AAA?
Since he is just an AAA Agent with a gun, does he know how to use a computer?
:D

[AlphaOmega]

I'm not sure, I heard he can't afford one. Maybe he can go to his momma's house and borrow her computer.

[Havasu Hangin']

I'm not sure, I heard he can't afford one. Maybe he can go to his momma's house and borrow her computer.
I don't know if he should do that...
...he may get grounded and not be able to go Oompa Loompa hunting for awhile.
:notam:

[SBullet]

I don't know if he should do that...
...he may get grounded and not be able to go Oompa Loompa hunting for awhile.
:notam:
NICE!!! Jew CHP you better run to mommy and daddy house to use the computer and defend yourself, CUZ the beating is not going to stop!!1 :hammerhea :hammerhea :hammerhea

[SBullet]

"JEW CHP"????
Mrs. HH and I were looking forward to a nice dinner at the Frigate, but got invited to Krystals.
All I know is that when the check came, SOMEBODY suddenly got the "T-Rex Arms Syndrome" and couldn't reach for the check...it turns out that the Oompa Loompa hunter himself decides he doesn't need to pay?
So I paid $70 for a $22 steak and a couple cocktails.
Very nice.
Sorry to hear you had dinner with a JEW T-REX!!!

[Tom Brown]

Is it just me or is HH funniest when he's beating the shit out of someone? :D
The 50 bucks this skinflint stuck HH for is a small price to pay for this level of entertainment. :cool:

[UnionJack]

wow whats everyone talking about?

[AlphaOmega]

UJ... Shut your mouth know one is talking to you

[UnionJack]

Try to post more before you talk to me

[UnionJack]

why a t-rex then, why not something else?

[jbtrailerjim]

Hmmmm........I think I know who HH is talking about. His boat looks a lot like mine but the difference is you have to drink Kool-Aid to drive his. :notam:

[UnionJack]

What did I miss this weekend?

[jbtrailerjim]

What did I miss this weekend?
Apparently a free dinner from HH.

[AlphaOmega]

You missed alot, Maybe your wife will let you take your boat out and go to the river and then you can find out. But chances are you are stuck at home for another weekend

[UnionJack]

You missed alot, Maybe your wife will let you take your boat out and go to the river and then you can find out. But chances are you are stuck at home for another weekend
Well a-Hole kiss my ass, I don't know who you are or who you know but SUCK MY DICK.

[mike37]

Who the hell is AlphaOmega
some reject from Bench Racers

[Jrocket]

Who the hell is AlphaOmega
some reject from Bench Racers
Not sure who he is but I LIKE HIM!!!!!!

[Jrocket]

Even made it a Sticky,you really are ass bent about it arent ya?

[GRASS PAY$]

HH don't feel so bad my dinner that night was $155 (for a steak/crab legs & a few captains) but then again i had to pay for Jew's son's meal.
UJ - AO calls like he sees it. Shut your pie hole.

[UnionJack]

Is gramp's boat now HavaJew?

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

Is he really Jewish, or are you just using a racial slur?
It's a free country, say what you want. I just don't think it's very cool.
edit: However, I also don't think it's cool to stiff someone on a dinner bill.

[Havasu Hangin']

HH don't feel so bad my dinner that night was $155 (for a steak/crab legs & a few captains) but then again i had to pay for Jew's son's meal.
OK...I'm beginning to see a pattern here:
Invitee #1- GRASS PAY$ (Chevy truck/DCB)- 1 meal- $155
Invitee #2- Scotty (Chev Sub/DCB)- 1 meal- $70
Invitee #3- HH (Chev Sub/Cig)- 1 1/2 meals- $70
Host- "Team T-Rex"- (Mommy's car/DCUltra)- $0
I also thought I saw "Team T-Rex" stuffing his kid's pockets with sugar packets and assorted condiments.
They must not pay that well at the Auto Club...
:notam:

[Kilrtoy]

Come on spill the beans....
Who jacked ya...
We will handle it .....

[ROZ]

I also thought I saw "Team T-Rex" stuffing his kid's pockets with sugar packets and assorted condiments.
Did they take the foil wrapped butter, too?!? :D

[Havasu Hangin']

Come on spill the beans....
Who jacked ya...
We will handle it .....
So I am going to assume that after dinner, "Team T-Rex" went on the Oompa Loompa hunt.
Well, since he had money left over from dinner, he probably impressed her with a brand new box of wine and a 40 (they shared)....
:notam:

[UnionJack]

Maybe it's kilrtoy, he has a DCB and a chevy...

[Havasu Hangin']

Maybe it's kilrtoy, he has a DCB and a chevy...
Is Kilrtoy a CHP, or a real cop?
:supp:

[Jrocket]

Is Kilrtoy a CHP, or a real cop?
:supp:
Still thinking...give me a minute.

[UnionJack]

What do you mean a real 5 O

[Jrocket]

What do you mean a real 5 O
Just what he said.A cop that spends his entire day enforceing traffic and vehicle code laws or one that is trying to defend the innocent and take crime off the streets so people can have a better place to live...LOL :D

[UnionJack]

Like a normal police officer, cool

[Kilrtoy]

Is Kilrtoy a CHP, or a real cop?
:supp:
Hey now...
I dont work for the AAA, Mrs. Restless22 does.....

[UnionJack]

well if it isn't AAA, then who?

[mbrown2]

Not sure who he is but I LIKE HIM!!!!!!Ditto...he came out swinging....lets see if he can finish... :rollside:

[UnionJack]

Yeah, I don't know where that A**hole went

[Tom Brown]

OK...I'm beginning to see a pattern here:
Invitee #1- GRASS PAY$ (Chevy truck/DCB)- 1 meal- $155
Invitee #2- Scotty (Chev Sub/DCB)- 1 meal- $70
Invitee #3- HH (Chev Sub/Cig)- 1 1/2 meals- $70
With my Maxima/Glastron, I'm thinking he could take me for an In & Out burger.

[SBullet]

I think next dinner should be @ Winchell's Doughnuts...Dont cops eat for free!! :eat: :eat:

[Havasu Hangin']

Did "Team T-Rex" really sneak into GRASS PAY$' kid's room to check out the Oompa Loompa's "Chocolate Factory"?
:eek:

[Tom Brown]

I expect you'll have an inbox full of JewBoy soon enough. :cool:

[AlphaOmega]

Ditto...he came out swinging....lets see if he can finish... :rollside:
Hey Opie,
Don't worry about me. I haven't even started screwing with people yet. ;)
To HH. That would be a yes. I think he was trying out for the role of "Charlie"
As for Sportin' Wood...Is it a racial slur??? Shut the hell up!!! Get off this thread, we're just screwing with "Jew". If you're offended, too bad! And if your man was really sporting anything, you wouldn't have to remind everyone every time you post. :hammer2:
BRING IT ON!!! :D

[UnionJack]

Five posts and this guy/girl is crazy.... did we every think that maybe AO wanted to hook up with the same chick and got denied :wink:

[AlphaOmega]

Who the hell is AlphaOmega
some reject from Bench Racers
Hey 37...Keep quiet with your single syllable vocabulary and you're custom single wide with the wheels still on and you're FORD Turd avatar.
37 is that how many feet your single wide is. What happen to Mike1 through Mike36??
All you Beaumont retards "riding it hard???" You all need to remember you live in a place where we all take a piss on the way to somewhere else.!!! :supp:

[AlphaOmega]

Five posts and this guy/girl is crazy.... did we every think that maybe AO wanted to hook up with the same chick and got denied :wink:
Nice Union YAP... I wouldn't have F**KED her with your DK and Opie pushing.

[riverbound]

I dont take many pics of myself,so here is all I got.celebrating my youngest sons 1st b-day
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/681Picture_103.jpg

[UnionJack]

wow... Did you know that I have touched the lives of over 130 people today, and all you have done is pissed a whole bunch off, I wonder what tomorrow will bring :idea:

[mbrown2]

Nice Union YAP... I wouldn't have F**KED her with your DK and Opie pushing.
AssOgama...if you want someone to push your fudge you might try another board...you are starting to sound like the workout threads of the past with 4 ways including 3 dudes....Also, the Opie comment is pretty :) funny but about as old as the brown stain around your mouth so get some new material.

[Tom Brown]

I dont take many pics of myself,so here is all I got.celebrating my youngest sons 1st b-day
I'll bet he stiffed you for that cake.

[UnionJack]

just very.... ummm yeah I don't know what to say

[HCS]

I'll bet he stiffed you for that cake.
I think he went for the candle and lit the table cloth on fire.

[Tom Brown]

I think he went for the candle and lit the table cloth on fire.
... and then crawled away without paying for any of the damage. :mad:

[Tom Brown]

AssOgama...
... and I'm the only one who gave this thread five stars. :confused:

[Essex502]

And this thread deserves a "sticky"? :hammerhea

[1stepcloser]

5 stars? hell, this thread is worth that plus all the pos. rep I can give.
This is better than cable. I cant believe I get this shit for free.

[Tom Brown]

I cant believe I get this shit for free.
:cool:
Hey HH, can I borrow a 100 bucks for a buddies son's bar mitzvah?

[1stepcloser]

And this thread deserves a "sticky"? :hammerhea
Sure! This is good comedy my friend, makes it easy to find.
Nevermind, someone took the pin away:(.

[AlphaOmega]

AssOgama...if you want someone to push your fudge you might try another board...you are starting to sound like the workout threads of the past with 4 ways including 3 dudes....Also, the Opie comment is pretty :) funny but about as old as the brown stain around your mouth so get some new material.
"ASSOGAMA" Are you kidding??? It took you an hour to come up with that. Brown Stain? I'm not the one with the last name that matches the color!!! Speaking of matches, don't get all Napoleanic on me with your weeee man's syndrome. You can play next against the Oompa Loompa in our curbside handball game. :boxingguy Ease up, it's all done outa love.
For too long, all you people have been taking yourselves way too serious...It's time to mix it up a bit. If you wanna talk smack against the ALL KNOWING, be prepared for a smackdown. :D

[AlphaOmega]

Sure! This is good comedy my friend, makes it easy too find.
Nevermind.
I agree with the "sticky" The it'll be like MBROWN's 2 lips. Sorry Miha, didn't mean to touch your little nerve. :p

[Tom Brown]

For too long, all you people have been taking yourselves way too serious...
That, and we all apply our judgements too broadly. :D

[1stepcloser]

That, and we all apply our judgements too broadly. :D
So as not to offend. Eh?

[mbrown2]

"ASSOGAMA" Are you kidding??? It took you an hour to come up with that. Brown Stain?
Is that all you got....quote my quotes and it took you 18hrs?......Maybe you are just not funny, or maybe it's Assogama's time of the month
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/17Day_after7_1.jpg
Or maybe your A$$ is a little warn out from all of the frolicking with your Assogama Fagternity....
http://www2.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/17day_after9_1.jpg
When you want to stop being OWNED, let me know....otherwise see ya at the river, I am out....Remember Happy Faces make it funny :D

[Tom Brown]

Remember Happy Faces make it funny :D
Ain't that the God's honest truth.

[AlphaOmega]

Nice Pics...It looks as if you speak from experience. I ASSume, those are self portraits.
Owned??? You couldn't own my garbage. :D
Remember, I'm not picking on you, you just mouthed off when the tampon fell out. :sqeyes:
XOXO

[Tom Brown]

Let's pin this again. Material of this quality doesn't come around very often anymore.

[UnionJack]

You just love to hate him, I bet he got beat up by a cop and that's what got him all upset

[Jrocket]

Owned??? You couldn't own my garbage.
Oh now thats a keeper,Im using this one for sure! LOL

[Kilrtoy]

You just love to hate him, I bet he got beat up by a cop and that's what got him all upset
Yeah in the carpool lane with no seat belt on......

[1stepcloser]

Let's pin this again. Material of this quality doesn't come around very often anymore.
I second the motion.... this is really funny.

[Tom Brown]

Has anyone seen my doggie?

[AlphaOmega]

Yeah in the carpool lane with no seat belt on......
Are you kidding me...Don't even get me started on the garbage can of worms on all you crooks with Badges. Oh so many were just punks in High School who didn't want to (or couldn't) go to college, with superiority complexes who needed their egos stroked. Mostly too dumb to do anything else so they figured they'd carry a gun and a badge so they could continue to be punks with authoritaaaay. :D (rememer, weee man said if it ends with a grin...it's funny)

[UnionJack]

AO, shut your pie hole buddy, let see if you can keep up at the poker run this weekend

[UnionJack]

bump

[1stepcloser]

Yes, BUMP!
I forgot about this piece. What happened to the Almighty? He oughta be back from the poker run by now....

[UnionJack]

yeah who knows where it is?