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BADBLOWN572
04-28-2005, 09:05 AM
:D :wink: :p :2purples:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1598womenwithoutsupervision6.jpg
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1598womenwithoutsupervision5.jpg
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1598womenwithoutsupervision4.jpg
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1598womenwithoutsupervision3.jpg
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1598womenwithoutsupervision1.jpg
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1598womenwithoutsupervision2.jpg

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-28-2005, 09:06 AM
:boxingguy :D :D

Mrs.Racer277
04-28-2005, 09:07 AM
Hey now how do you know they were ALL women drivers??? :hammerhea :wink:

BADBLOWN572
04-28-2005, 09:11 AM
I think that the female cop who got stuck in the wet concrete is the best. :D ;)

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-28-2005, 09:12 AM
Hey now how do you know they were ALL women drivers??? :hammerhea :wink:
yeah!! what she said. I think I can drive circles around most .. with my boat in tow. :D

Mrs. 4-B
04-28-2005, 09:12 AM
Too funny! :sqeyes: Thanks for the laugh! :D :D :D

Tom Brown
04-28-2005, 09:13 AM
As it happens, we have a forum member whose wife drove off with the nozzle still in her fuel filler. She told us the story at Christmas one year. Oh boy... it was so hard not to laugh hysterically. She was angry about it. :D
He doesn't come to the forums very often anymore but I would imagine he'll get a pretty good chuckle out of those pictures. :cool:

phebus
04-28-2005, 09:16 AM
As it happens, we have a forum member whose wife drove off with the nozzle still in her fuel filler. She told us the story at Christmas one year. Oh boy... it was so hard not to laugh hysterically. She was angry about it. :D
He doesn't come to the forums very often anymore but I would imagine he'll get a pretty good chuckle out of those pictures. :cool:
Trust me, it has happened to more than one board members wife. :D

Mrs. 4-B
04-28-2005, 09:24 AM
Trust me, it has happened to more than one board members wife. :D
LOL :2purples: :D (Don't tell Shebus I laughed at that one!)
I also like the upside down helmet! :hammerhea

WaTchTheGelCoat
04-28-2005, 09:32 AM
Second to last is the best. :D :D

OGShocker
04-28-2005, 09:35 AM
Hey now how do you know they were ALL women drivers??? :hammerhea :wink:
I love ya girlie but, that was a DuMb question... :rollside:

tamalewagon
04-28-2005, 09:36 AM
I'm a little shocked some of my wife's driving antics didn't make it to the show! :D She costs me more in fender benders per year than the friggin' car is worth! :hammerhea

Mrs.Racer277
04-28-2005, 10:15 AM
I love ya girlie but, that was a DuMb question... :rollside:
LOL ;)

Jbb
04-28-2005, 10:29 AM
i DID IT ...LOL with a bus....when I started at this company as a mechanic a long time ago.....everyone spent 4 weeks hostling busses...what that is is the guys who fuel check fluids record mileage and drive the bus thru the washrack...and then park it on the lot for the next morning runs
everyone had to do 35 busses and the shift was 6pm -330am
everyone said ...yeah you will pull a pump before you leave here......well...the last bus .....on my last night doing it....I pull off ...bang.....glug glug 100 gallons of diesel fuel....mixing with the soapy water....lol :220v:

WYRD
04-28-2005, 10:49 AM
Hey now how do you know they were ALL women drivers??? :hammerhea :wink:
You are right some were probably still girls :p :p

Mrs.Racer277
04-28-2005, 10:50 AM
You are right some were probably still girls :p :p
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :)

Tom Brown
04-28-2005, 11:00 AM
i DID IT ...LOL
... and that was back when you were working with a bunch of losers hopped up on whatever they could get their hands on. :eek:

Jbb
04-28-2005, 11:02 AM
... and that was back when you were working with a bunch of losers hopped up on whatever they could get their hands on. :eek:
What do you mean...back when.... :D

Tom Brown
04-28-2005, 11:04 AM
What do you mean...back when.... :D
I thought they culled the crack heads from the herd?

HCS
04-28-2005, 11:05 AM
Backwards, upside down helmet is classic.

Jbb
04-28-2005, 11:08 AM
I thought they culled the crack heads from the herd?
I work for the city ...more or less ...we embrace them....One of our crack drivers failed to yield Last Sat...and hit a car head on killing a 10 yr old girl :mad:

Havasu_Dreamin
04-28-2005, 11:25 AM
OK, HowTF can these two even happen!?!?!?!?!
:D :wink: :p :2purples:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1598womenwithoutsupervision1.jpg
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/1598womenwithoutsupervision2.jpg

CrazyHippy
04-28-2005, 12:16 PM
both have to be throttle induced.
The 4 runner has to have posi.
And the boat was initially alot closer to the dock...
BJH

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-28-2005, 12:21 PM
why don't we just say. some women like to live on the edge. :D

JetBoatRich
04-28-2005, 01:03 PM
I bet there are a million more :2purples:
http://home.earthlink.net/~dshiels/Woman5.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~dshiels/Woman2.jpg

73beast
04-28-2005, 04:18 PM
Duh, remove cellphone from ear, remove head from ass, quit lookin in mirror while puttin on make-up as you'll still look like sh*t when you arrive at hospital, quit playin in that storage shed you call a purse, learn what a 'turn indicater' is for, and learn to speed up before you get on the freeway.
Rio
Why don't you tell us how you really feel......... :D :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-28-2005, 06:09 PM
:supp: :supp:

Mrs.Racer277
04-28-2005, 06:10 PM
Well Beast, now that you asked, I don't usually express myself in such a vocal manner cuz I'm more the "hold it inside, cerebral type".
If you really want to know how I feel then I'll make it short and to the point.
You may quote me on this as it's taken years of research on my part.
"The greater majority (99%) of females are good for two things and thinkin and driving ain't them".
Glad I could enlighten you,
Rio :D :D
:hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2: ;)

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-28-2005, 06:12 PM
:hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2: ;)
I am just happy we are good for something instead of nothing. :D

Mrs.Racer277
04-28-2005, 06:14 PM
I am just happy we are good for something instead of nothing. :D
No shiat. Guess we should be greatful. :rolleyes: :)

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-28-2005, 06:16 PM
No shiat. Guess we should be greatful. :rolleyes: :)
yep. I know my good features are talking shiate :D and backing the hell out of a trailer. :D

HM
04-28-2005, 06:17 PM
Well Beast, now that you asked, I don't usually express myself in such a vocal manner cuz I'm more the "hold it inside, cerebral type".
If you really want to know how I feel then I'll make it short and to the point.
You may quote me on this as it's taken years of research on my part.
"The greater majority (99%) of females are good for two things and thinkin and driving ain't them".
Glad I could enlighten you,
Rio :D :D
I have 3 words that describe most women drivers:
Oblivious, Indecisive, and passive-aggressive.
My wife agrees. She hates most of the women drivers too.

Seadog
04-29-2005, 05:16 AM
While my wife and most of her sisters are good drivers, I cannot say the same for most females. From my experiences, the ability is there, but the effort is not. Driving a vehicle is a job that requires paying attention. Using a cell phone, IMHO, is not the problem. Making the conversation secondary to operating the car is.
I have seen gals that are so intense on talking to and looking at their passengers that they have no clue as to what they are doing. Most guys have no problem with this as they get lots of practice watching TV and listening to their wives.

Wicky
04-29-2005, 07:26 AM
A few years ago I was gone on an Elk hunting trip.
Upon returning, much to my dismay, I found the front end of my new 2500 GMC bashed in.
Nurse Wicky was stirring her mocha and ran smack dab into a pole in the parking lot where she purchased the mocha.
The damage to the outside wasn't as bad as the extra sweet mocha splashed all over the inside. All of the buttons on the dash were stuck.
$2000 in damages. :shift:
Mow,
Wicky
P.S. She absolutely will never back down my trailer. I've tried to talk her into it but the answer will always be no.