Stripper Golf Tourney Coming Up

[Mandelon]

May 16th is the 9th annual DreamGirls tournament at the Auld Course in Chula Vista. Its not cheap at $125 per player, but sooooo worth it!!! They have a few foursomes left. I am signing up for sure. It includes green fee, cart, goody bags, lunch, all the beers and cocktails you can get your hands on plus a ton of free stuff, a big party at the awards dinner at the club, raffle, awesome prizes and obviously tons of wild strippers getting freaky out on the course. Many insane activities have occurred over the years.
PM me your fax number and I'll send you the form. OR lets see who is interested and we can get some more foursomes together. Gotta pay upfront though.......no "I will get it you later".....
Barry can you get the day off? We need a good long ball hitter..... :messedup: Nick, I got you covered.

[mirvin]

Wasn't there big trouble at one of these last year or some time ago?? Lots of folk got arrested cuz of extra special treatment going on?? Not that that's a problem or anything :messedup:
mirvin :D

[Mandelon]

Not that I was involved, but yes, at Hidden Meadows up in Escondido they ran a prostitution ring for a couple of weekends and got busted. I've played in that one but not that year. It was the first time I'd ever seen a golfcart airborne before. :p

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

[WYRD]

Would it be bad if I skipped the Family Fun Day and my Daughters birthday to play golf??? If so then I guess I will have to miss out on this one :D :D

[Mandelon]

I'm doing both. :messedup:

[OutCole'd]

Are you bringing a camera there, buddy???

[Mandelon]

Always do. I just can't post them here. :devil:

[Mandelon]

The prostitution thing was actually at Hidden Valley in Norco. I believe that course is closed now. It was a huge craphole.
Mandelon, is there a prize involved. What's the format?
Not anything huge I am sure, probably just a trophy and some prizes.. I have won a 27" color tv, golf bags, putters and drivers before also some cool shirts, chairs, a watch, and all kind of stuff. one time a free foursome to La Costa. We somehow ended up with 5 cases of Red Hook Ale, and a lot of Red Bull........ :supp:
Its a 12:30 Shotgun start with two foursome per hole. I wish they'd do it in August when its really hot out. :D

[topless]

The prostitution thing was actually at Hidden Valley in Norco. I believe that course is closed now. It was a huge craphole.
Mandelon, is there a prize involved. What's the format?LMAO!!!!! I remember that. The course is not closed as far as I know but the owner is on his way to the big house. :cry: :rollside:

[Mandelon]

Scramble? Best ball? Any idea?
Shockwave>+0.9 hdcp<Bob
It is 4 man scramble, best ball.

[Party Cat]

Always do. I just can't post them here. :devil:
Mandy...I know where ya can post em...and it will probably be alot easier by then too :)

[JetBoatRich]

The last time I played a scramble, we shot a NO BS 58. No mulligans, no gimmes, no kicking our ball out of the rough.
was that first 9 holes :2purples:

[Mandelon]

With best ball, it is achievable. Normal winning scores are low 50's I think. The cheaters come in lower but the level of booing at the reading of the cards is unbearable. We won first one time in a Postal workers tourney, cuz there were no girls......and once we got last place in the strippers one.... :smile: They gave us a this goofy trophy for being worst!!! :smile: We just didn't cheat as well.......and we were distracted! :crossx:

[chub]

Union Tourny or STRIPPER Tourny? :idea: Boss say's Union Tourny.

[TOBTEK]

im in for two tickets! SOUNDS like fun :D let me know where to send the funds.....

[Mandelon]

OK. Let's see if we can get a couple ***boat foursomes going....

[Tom Brown]

Would it be bad if I skipped the Family Fun Day and my Daughters birthday to play golf??? If so then I guess I will have to miss out on this one :D :D
Don't be so cheap. Hook the family up with some tee times. :cool:

[Screaming Pete]

Mand, I think barry, tob (2) and screaming pete would make a fine 4some. I'm in 1

[Mandelon]

Works for me, where the heck is GJB?????

[BarryMac]

Works for me, where the heck is GJB?????
Sorry guys, I wasn't in the office today, I played a little hookie with momma ;) , I will be back in the office tomorrow and check my schedule, I know that that week I have a confrence at UCLA that I am attending, I justb cant remember if it is on that Monday or Tuesday, I know that it is one of them, I will let you know tomorrow in the a.m.... :D

[boxscore]

I'm in if you need a 3rd or fourth. Bet I can talk HH into joining as well.

[BIGTYME]

I'm up for playing! I'm in East County. If you guys have some room open shoot me an e-mail.
Scott@ScottEngle.com

[racecar.hotshoe]

was that first 9 holes :2purples:
No Rich I think its called PutPut golf!.......... :D

[Phat Matt]

Can you wash your balls there? :jawdrop:

[racecar.hotshoe]

How many strokes you want? :D
I dont golf.But if you want to race the carts we can do that!........ :D

[RitcheyRch]

I dont golf either but sure sounds like fun.

[Newcastle]

Mandelon...Did Alan (totallyincapassitated) get a hold of you? He said he'd shoot you a PM. We've got 4 ready to go if you still have room for another 4some. We probably won't win, but we can drink a mean beer

[SDLifesaver]

Right on Rich, I'm in. I got the pass lastnight so it's for sure. That will be a long weekend after Havasu and then a day like we had last time. I was WORN out! My hands were so tired from all the gripping that went on. Best golf cart ride of my life that's for sure. Thanks dude. Nick

[BarryMac]

Sorry guys, I wasn't in the office today, I played a little hookie with momma ;) , I will be back in the office tomorrow and check my schedule, I know that that week I have a confrence at UCLA that I am attending, I justb cant remember if it is on that Monday or Tuesday, I know that it is one of them, I will let you know tomorrow in the a.m.... :D
The confrence is on the 16th so I wont be able to make it :( However I will get some Callaway HX Tour Golf Balls together and at least support you guys that way. Mandelon, how many did you get from HB???

[Wicky]

The prostitution thing was actually at Hidden Valley in Norco. I believe that course is closed now. It was a huge craphole.
Mandelon, is there a prize involved. What's the format?
Shockwave Roberto is going to teach you all a lesson!!!!! He's the best. Se habla espanol!!!

[Wicky]

So, now you've taken to making racial jokes about me? Good for you.
I said you were the BEST!!!!! And the smartest@!!!

[Wicky]

So, now you've taken to making racial jokes about me? Good for you.
Truly, a democrats standpoint. Always the race card!!!!

[Wicky]

At least you know your name, I can't remember mine.

[BarryMac]

Shockwave Roberto is going to teach you all a lesson!!!!! He's the best. Se habla espanol!!!
If I was a 0.9 handicap I would be given lessons too... Must be the ball huhh ShockwaveBob... :D :D :D

[Wicky]

Thank you for your unwavering support.
You betcha!!!

[Wicky]

Just as a point of clarification, I'm a +0.9. A 10 handicap, for instance, is actually a -10. If we played, I'd give him 10.9 strokes, I'm on the other side of zero.
A mathematician too!!!! OMG!!!! You're soooooo smart!!!!

[gmocnik]

i am in if anyone needs someone to round out a foursome...
email at gmocnik@refractec.com
gary

[BarryMac]

Just as a point of clarification, I'm a +0.9. A 10 handicap, for instance, is actually a -10. If we played, I'd give him 10.9 strokes, I'm on the other side of zero.
And you told me that when we played I wasn't getting any strokes, then I guess you and I aren't playing anytime soon... :D :D

[Wicky]

I guess in Idaho, the ability to count to 10 and subtract makes one a "mathematician."
One potato two potato three potato four....
Shockwave bob makes another brilliant score!!!

[Mandelon]

Now you boys, stop it. This is a happy thread. :p

[Wicky]

Now you boys, stop it. This is a happy thread. :p
Ohhhhh K!!! :wink:

[Phat Matt]

I think I am just handicapped. :messedup: