Party at the Wood's

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

No need to wait by the mailbox for your PM, everyone is invited :)
We have a lot to celebrate in May! SportinÂ’ Wood is turning 35, our son is turning 9 and I am graduating from CSU San Marcos.
We would love it if some of our ***boat family would come out and drink some beer, eat some carne asada, and sport some wood with us to celebrate.
We are having a party on the 21st at our ranch in Menifee. Kids are invited. It starts around 2pm and there is plenty of space to bring your RV for the night. We will have face painting clowns, trampoline, horseshoes, food, soda and beer, music and dancing.
If youÂ’re into four-wheeling, there will be a rock crawling course to have fun on. You can also check out JeffÂ’s new buggy.
So come on over and have a drink with us.
If you plan on coming, please bring a potluck dish and some chairs for yourself as we are chair deficient :D (at least when it comes to 100+ people! )
PM me for directions
HereÂ’s a link to some video from our last hillbilly circus
FYI-Jeff is the passenger, not the driver!
Jeff & his drunk a$$ friend (http://www.tommyjeep.com/trips/2003-11-01_CRCA/videos/Roy_Stumps.wmv )

[JetBoatRich]

Sounds like fun :D where is Menifee :confused:

[Holland]

Sounds like a genuine offer... lots of fun... Have to check the calendar.
Thanks for the offer!

[Mrs. casean]

Sounds like fun :D where is Menifee :confused:
By Me :D It's off the 215 east of Elsinore, above Temecula and West of Beaumont :D I think I got all that right?? :idea:

[Sportin' Wood]

West of Beaumont :D :idea:
The wild west!!!
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[Mrs. casean]

The wild west!!!
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Yep! I love it :D
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[pixilatedpussy]

You are so sweet, thanks for the invite, we have baseball!!! If it is this month?? Happy bday! See ya on the water!

[Sportin' Wood]

You are so sweet, thanks for the invite, we have baseball!!! If it is this month?? Happy bday! See ya on the water!
Yes May. We will be on the water in June please don't come to the ranch in June we wont be home... Don't try and rob us in June, we will have spent all our money and anything of value will be broken from the rager we had in May!
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She is sweet !
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[Raskal]

If youÂ’re into four-wheeling, there will be a rock crawling course to have fun on. You can also check out JeffÂ’s new buggy.
so do you have a corse in the back yard for that bad ass jeep .sounds like a good time

[RiverToysJas]

Congrats across the board on those party reasons!!! :)
I think we might be making this one!! :crossx: Sounds like FUN.
RTJas :D

[pixilatedpussy]

Yes May. We will be on the water in June please don't come to the ranch in June we wont be home... Don't try and rob us in June, we will have spent all our money and anything of value will be broken from the rager we had in May!
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She is sweet !
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Well we wish we could come!!! Have fun though!!! Happy Happy Bday!

[C-2]

That sounds like fun. I'll run it by the little lady. :D :D :D

[Sportin' Wood]

so do you have a corse in the back yard for that bad ass jeep .sounds like a good time
Why yes I do
Did Ya catch the link to the video?
http://www.tommyjeep.com/trips/2003-11-01_CRCA/videos/Roy_Stumps.wmv
Thats a good friend of mine trying to kill his truck.
thanks for the kind words on the buggy.

[Sportin' Wood]

We built the updated Course today, It has a 5' launch ramp with a 12' landing at the finish line.
I jumped it , Crank pully hit my steering and sparks where flying. what a blast, I can't wait to race on the 21st.

[Raskal]

where are you guys at in menifee .i am working out off bundy canyon/ scott rd .there are alot of cool spots around there. the party sound like a blast
yah the video was way cool looks like fun

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

We are on Murrieta Rd.
I just inked the pony rides yesterday. http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_2_121.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm39696US')
Should be a good time for all.http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/13/13_4_6.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm39696US')

[dicudmore]

congrats on the birthdays and the graduation...very cool :D

[HM]

We are on Murrieta Rd.
Hey, who owns that buffalo? not the one on Murrieta rd, but the first street you can turn right on coming from Newport road. I forget the name of that road, but it turns into a dirt road. I saw this kid jump on that buffalo and the buffalo friggen worked him. The kid broke his arm and his face looked like it took a few kicks.
I will try to come by and say hi to my neigbors. :D :D
Can you send me an e-mail with directions because my PM's no worky. frankalley@frankalley.com

[Sportin' Wood]

Hey, who owns that buffalo? not the one on Murrieta rd, but the first street you can turn right on coming from Newport road. I forget the name of that road, but it turns into a dirt road. I saw this kid jump on that buffalo and the buffalo friggen worked him. The kid broke his arm and his face looked like it took a few kicks.
I will try to come by and say hi to my neigbors. :D :D
Can you send me an e-mail with directions because my PM's no worky. frankalley@frankalley.com
The wooden nickle ranch. The kid is one of the coolest kids you'll ever meet. His name is Mike and he was burned real bad as a young child, His face is completly scar tissue. He gets skin graphs every year to allow for growth.
He is also a Jr bull rider. one day the kids where all out there playing with the buffalo and Mike says I think we could ride him, and jumps on. Mike has ridden him a lot but the damn thing sometimes does not know how hard to play and Mikes gets beat up on. Funny thing is that Mike and one other guy are the only people that can ride him. He likes them I guess? I don't know about the arm. It was not broke two weeks ago. But I have not been down there since. The kids all said He got airlifted out a few months ago. I asked him about it and he laughed and said "I don't know where that rumor started but the chicks dig it!" He then said " Ya wanna ride him?" You'll have to sneek up behind him so He thinks its me" Maybe you can stay on long enough to get a picture before he tramples you"
Fawk That! :D

[HM]

The wooden nickle ranch. The kid is one of the coolest kids you'll ever meet. His name is Mike and he was burned real bad as a young child, His face is completly scar tissue. He gets skin graphs every year to allow for growth.
He is also a Jr bull rider. one day the kids where all out there playing with the buffalo and Mike says I think we could ride him, and jumps on. Mike has ridden him a lot but the damn thing sometimes does not know how hard to play and Mikes gets beat up on. Funny thing is that Mike and one other guy are the only people that can ride him. He likes them I guess? I don't know about the arm. It was not broke two weeks ago. But I have not been down there since. The kids all said He got airlifted out a few months ago. I asked him about it and he laughed and said "I don't know where that rumor started but the chicks dig it!" He then said " Ya wanna ride him?" You'll have to sneek up behind him so He thinks its me" Maybe you can stay on long enough to get a picture before he tramples you"
Fawk That! :D
I was driving buy when he hopped on him, and then came back by a few minutes later and it looked like his arm was broken (was bending a way it shouldn't). This was about 2-3 months ago. The buffalo looked real pissed off and was charging him and his buddy. The was a black ford pickup (F-150?) that had stopped and was trying to help the kids get out. Scar tissue explains the face.
Are you guys right on Murrieta Rd?

[Sportin' Wood]

I was driving buy when he hopped on him, and then came back by a few minutes later and it looked like his arm was broken (was bending a way it shouldn't). This was about 2-3 months ago. The buffalo looked real pissed off and was charging him and his buddy. The was a black ford pickup (F-150?) that had stopped and was trying to help the kids get out. Scar tissue explains the face.
Are you guys right on Murrieta Rd?
You got mail :D

[Sportin' Wood]

http://home.mchsi.com/~angieknoll/jumping1small.jpg
Heres a teaser shot of the jump. :rollside:

[HM]

You got mail :D
I do? Didn't get it yet. frankalley@frankalley.com or falley@allmarkgroup.com
Can I bring my 50?

[Sportin' Wood]

I do? Didn't get it yet. frankalley@frankalley.com or falley@allmarkgroup.com
Can I bring my 50?
What,,,,,, you can't ride motorcycles where you live?

[jeepinscott]

If he brings his fiddy, can i bring my little scooter? My jeep isn't in prime jumping condition and I probably shouldn't jump the loaner.
I have another option........I just bought a K-5 Blazer for parts, but have not taken any parts off it yet and it goes. 60/14bolt/400SB/Turbo350/205.

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

He's bringing a fiddle? :confused:
(I know what you meant! )
Bring the blazer!!!

[Havasu Doug]

Angie and Jeff, you can officially count me in for this. :D

[HM]

Angie and Jeff, you can officially count me in for this. :D
Oh man....Doug is coming. Forget it then.
:D :D :D :D

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

Got the fire permit today! Now we can have a fire in the pit without worrying about a fine. Guess I'd better get some s'more ingredients for later in the pm. :)

[Sportin' Wood]

Anybody else need directions? I likely won't be online tommorow. Allready have 5 motorhomes out in the camp area.

[Raskal]

where's the pics

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

Here is a link to another board with pics. Somewhere in the thread is a link to some http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_4_100.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm39696US')
link (http://www.jeepaholics.com/support/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=39719)
I think Jeff sums it up pretty well in this post:
You know you had a good party when.....
You find a bra and panties in the field where people parked.(gotta love that)
Your rather large macho looking friend can't get off his rV step because he is so worked the next morning.
People are sleeping in there cars.
Someone has to walk around in his boxers shorts because he lost his pants.
2 days after the party there are still rvs in your yard.
2 days after the party there are still broken cars on the course, and they don't look like they will move soon.
People are already asking if they can do it again next weekend.
And the number one reason you know it was agood party.....
There are pictures of boobs on the internet.Yee Ha what a blast.
Scott is right. That was nothing compared to the Mohave parties.Will we see you in two weeks Scott?
Its boat season now Scott. The buggy is getting moth balled after this weekend.
Damn what good times.
Thanks again to everyone that came out. Keep away from Axle Jack's grape juice... That sh!t will hurt you bad!

[Mrs. casean]

Wow Angie those are some amazing pics in there! Looks like fun on the track!

[BarryMac]

Damn Jeff and Angie, looks like Irma and I missed a great time, we had every intention of coming up and hanging for a while but lost track of time. Congrats to Angie on her Graduation and a Happy Belated Birthday to Jeff and your Son. Hope to see you both soon on the water...

[jeepinscott]

You missed a good one. Yesterday I still wasn't right, residual polution from Saturday night. One of the guys competes on a few of the Rockcrawling circuits and others on the circuit are from down south. a+b=moonshine! Not the everclear stuff, but the grape kind with grapes in it too. Same potency, but smooth, too smooth.
I remember being at the fire with a bunch of peeps, then standing over the sink in my motorhome about 4 am wishing it would stop swaying. I haven't had a night like that since I was in college!

[Raskal]

looks like a great time .hope i can make it to your next one