Ten Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex

[Midwest_Miss69]

10 Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex
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1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies.
3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.
4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you.
5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs.
6 You've both gone down one clothing size.
7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust.
8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.
9. Boy, are you hungry!
10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.
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[Boy Named Sue]

after experiencing all of the above, you must toss off another just to "unwind".
Suey. Suey. Suuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeey.
Am I right or am I right.

[hoolign]

11. 42 seconds have passed since you got into bed.

[Midwest_Miss69]

11. 42 seconds have passed since you got into bed.
Is that as long as it lasts? :confused:

[hoolign]

Is that as long as it lasts? :confused:
that depends on how good she gives head :D oh ...that was a sex for both post...my bad :p

[Midwest_Miss69]

that depends on how good she gives head :D oh ...that was a sex for both post...my bad :p
LOL well actually did you know.............. :idea:
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[hoolign]

LOL well actually did you know.............. :idea:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/Fawout/u6dtoomuchoral.jpg
:D :D :D

[Boy Named Sue]

:D :D :D
Not enough make you a waddle chinning wishesukim.

[hoolign]

Not enough make you a waddle chinning wishesukim.
What? :confused:

[Rexone]

Hang on let me get my hansonalator model 80 to decipher that. :confused:

[FMluvswater]

too much damages face muscle but not enough gives you chin waddle and then you're jonesin to be suckin? Is that about the gist of it Suey? :D

[hoolign]

I have given Hooligan dozens of blowjobs and I don't have that problem:D
Is there nothing sacred to you woman???
:p

[FMluvswater]

Is there nothing sacred to you woman???
:p
No. Well maybe. Not that though. :D

[Boy Named Sue]

too much damages face muscle but not enough gives you chin waddle and then you're jonesin to be suckin? Is that about the gist of it Suey? :D
Thank God someone out there understands me.

[Midwest_Miss69]

Beware of Yankees, Drunks, and Loose Women
Uh oh I think I'm all those things :D Watch OUT ;)

[FMluvswater]

Thank God someone out there understands me.
I think we understand each other just fine. :)

[Boy Named Sue]

Too late to close the cage cause the tigers on the town tonight

[FMluvswater]

Too late to close the cage cause the tigers on the town tonight
Look up look down watch out, it's Mephistopholes! :D

[Boy Named Sue]

Look up look down watch out! :D
The Lion and the Lamb.

[Boy Named Sue]

I think we understand each other just fine. :)
Like a train wreck. Head on and lots of causalties, but with a greater understanding of what needs to be done.

[Boy Named Sue]

10 Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex
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1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies.
3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.
4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you.
5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs.
6 You've both gone down one clothing size.
7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust.
8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.
9. Boy, are you hungry!
10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/Fawout/wthd_sm.gif
11. Ask your neighbors.

[Boy Named Sue]

This is the honest to God truth.
12. Did the dogs start howling? If not, try again.

[FMluvswater]

Like a train wreck. Head on and lots of causalties, but with a greater understanding of what needs to be done.
Not an analogy I would have thunk up to describe us ... so maybe that makes it bang on the money! :D

[Boy Named Sue]

simile?

[FMluvswater]

simile?
Yes. :D That too! I get the terminologies mixed up occasionally. My last English Lit class was in 1992. :redface:

[hoolign]

Yes. :D That too! I get the terminologies mixed up occasionally. My last English Lit class was in 1992. :redface:
hey we have somthing in common!!...I was lit in english class 199 days,2 times a day :D

[JackieV]

10 Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex
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1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies.
3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area.
4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you.
5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs.
6 You've both gone down one clothing size.
7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust.
8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.
9. Boy, are you hungry!
10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/Fawout/wthd_sm.gif
LMAO!!!! This is too funny! Especially #6! :D

[Boy Named Sue]

When the Police and Fire Department are banging on the door because there have been reports of a woman screaming and the smell of burning rubber coming from this address.