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Biglue
05-26-2005, 07:12 AM
A buddy of mine mailed this to me and I thought I'd share it, it's that good.
Texas Cops
Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a
Texas Ranger. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his
nightstick.
The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the
head with the stick. The driver exclaims, "What the hell was that
for?"
The cop answers, "You're in Texas son. When we pull you over, you
better have your license ready when we get to your car."
The driver replies, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."
The
cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the
guy
his license back, walks around to the passenger side and taps on that
window.
The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on
the head with the nightstick.
The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?"
The cop says, "Just making your wish come true." The passenger asks,
"Making what wish come true?"
The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to
your buddy, 'I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!