View Full Version : What are 5 million names for a fart in an elevator?
topless
05-27-2005, 12:08 PM
Toot
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:08 PM
The FHI enforcer.
FHI-prez
05-27-2005, 12:09 PM
About time....now this is quality entertainment, and should be a stimulating discussion. :cool:
topless
05-27-2005, 12:10 PM
About time....now this is quality entertainment, and should be a stimulating discussion. :cool:
No novels please. :boxingguy
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:10 PM
an ut ohhh
SoCalKev
05-27-2005, 12:11 PM
ripper
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:11 PM
ass saw
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:11 PM
sphincter slipper
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:11 PM
3rd floor inhaler
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:12 PM
a who done it :notam:
sea2lake
05-27-2005, 12:12 PM
Wuzznt Me
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:13 PM
Come on, you lazy bastards... join in...
The "get off on the next floor" alarm.
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:14 PM
sinus tabasco
topless
05-27-2005, 12:14 PM
a bad one is a shart. :hammerhea
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:16 PM
This is going to take all day, at this rate. :(
colon steamer
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:18 PM
A sputtering fitch.
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:19 PM
ass rain
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:21 PM
coliform gyser
topless
05-27-2005, 12:21 PM
Explosion between the legs.
topless
05-27-2005, 12:22 PM
room evacuater.
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:22 PM
Otis red man
BarryMac
05-27-2005, 12:25 PM
petho...
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:25 PM
Mr. misty float (sorry, Dairy Queen)
BarryMac
05-27-2005, 12:26 PM
trouser cough...
riverracerx
05-27-2005, 12:26 PM
oopsie poopsie (if it is wet)
BarryMac
05-27-2005, 12:27 PM
butt burp...
FHI-prez
05-27-2005, 12:28 PM
No novels please. :boxingguy
Well in that case, can one truly comprehend 5 million? How many pages would it take up? How long would it take at a rate of 5 posts per minute? Does computer crashes or site crashes figure in?
More importantly does a fart in an elevator actually exist if no one claims it? What if was a squak from a new shoe combined with bad body odor from the dirty guy by the doors? Can we really even be sure our nose was assaulted by an ass sneeze? I think not. I think we must carefully consider the ramifications of jumping to conclusions on such matters. Sure it seems an innocent mistake or slight miscalculation in judgement, but people can be hurt. What if a person let one slip and shit their pants? Funny right?! Wrong. This person may be old and have a medical condition whereby they can't control their bowels. Would you laugh at someone and call them out only to embarrass them further? What kind of person would revel in someone's pain and suffering? What if this person was on the brink of sanity and your insensitive laughter/ridicule pushed them over the edge and they took their own life. All because of a natural bodily function. Farts should be complimented, and maybe even embraced. There should be hi-fives all around and maybe even a song to follow. A festival held in the honor of a single fart mabye going to extremes, but I submit there are festivals for many less significant historical events.
Push it out and be proud. Claim it with dignity! Have that look of a proud mother/father when you do so. If you shit your pants in the effort, all the better! Claim that too with the same fervor. Elevator farts should not be relegated to some cheap name, they should be honored, cherished if you will. They should be held in high regard, and immortalized in song and dance. :D
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:29 PM
trouser cough...
:D :D :D
savory ass bubble
BarryMac
05-27-2005, 12:29 PM
turd beeping for the right of way...
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:29 PM
memories of FHI
BarryMac
05-27-2005, 12:30 PM
bayliner...
NashvilleBound
05-27-2005, 12:31 PM
Well in that case, can one truly comprehend 5 million? How many pages would it take up? How long would it take at a rate of 5 posts per minute? Does computer crashes or site crashes figure in?
More importantly does a fart in an elevator actually exist if no one claims it? What if was a squak from a new shoe combined with bad body odor from the dirty guy by the doors? Can we really even be sure our nose was assaulted by an ass sneeze? I think not. I think we must carefully consider the ramifications of jumping to conclusions on such matters. Sure it seems an innocent mistake or slight miscalculation in judgement, but people can be hurt. What if a person let one slip and shit their pants? Funny right?! Wrong. This person may be old and have a medical condition whereby they can't control their bowels. Would you laugh at someone and call them out only to embarrass them further? What kind of person would revel in someone's pain and suffering? What if this person was on the brink of sanity and your insensitive laughter/ridicule pushed them over the edge and they took their own life. All because of a natural bodily function. Farts should be complimented, and maybe even embraced. There should be hi-fives all around and maybe even a song to follow. A festival held in the honor of a single fart mabye going to extremes, but I submit there are festivals for many less significant historical events.
Push it out and be proud. Claim it with dignity! Have that look of a proud mother/father when you do so. If you shit your pants in the effort, all the better! Claim that too with the same fervor. Elevator farts should not be relegated to some cheap name, they should be honored, cherished if you will. They should be held in high regard, and immortalized in song and dance. :D
But what if he's off duty when it happens???
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:31 PM
cumulo-nimbus coliform
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:32 PM
a lingering flamingo :idea:
BarryMac
05-27-2005, 12:32 PM
Come on Topless, you stsrted this thread, you better start chiming in...
BARKING SPIDER...
FHI-prez
05-27-2005, 12:33 PM
But what if he's off duty when it happens???
best damn question I've heard yet! ;)
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:33 PM
But what if he's off duty when it happens???
LMAO! :D
disincarcerated nasal perp
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:33 PM
a super pooper
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:34 PM
a lower gi cry
NashvilleBound
05-27-2005, 12:34 PM
best damn question I've heard yet! ;)
I could not resist tying them together.....amazing how much free time these people have...and creativity.
CA Barking Spider.....just to do my part. :rolleyes:
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:34 PM
rocket fuel
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:35 PM
a missel whistle
FHI-prez
05-27-2005, 12:37 PM
mud whistle :jawdrop:
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:37 PM
a laughing salmon
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:37 PM
bacterial symphony
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:38 PM
No2 in da shoe
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:39 PM
N.o.x outta the box
FHI-prez
05-27-2005, 12:39 PM
flying dutchman
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:40 PM
sulfur sorbet
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:41 PM
a back door quifer
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:42 PM
a nacyo fart
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:42 PM
glade friendly expulsion
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:43 PM
nuclear mist
topless
05-27-2005, 12:43 PM
Gone2River
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:43 PM
rooty tootie fresh and fruity
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:44 PM
a bench racer
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:44 PM
the chino mist :messedup:
topless
05-27-2005, 12:44 PM
GM Killer
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:45 PM
the chino cloud :messedup:
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:45 PM
fermented flier
topless
05-27-2005, 12:45 PM
Norco
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:45 PM
ass aspargas
Thinking outside the box :idea:
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:46 PM
a perky sphincter
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:46 PM
nitro methan
topless
05-27-2005, 12:47 PM
rectal burp
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:47 PM
ass aspargas
LMAO! :D
gotch smear
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:47 PM
a bench racer
thats a shitty thing to say - you took that to far tom :D
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:48 PM
a liver river
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:48 PM
an h2-O poooh
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:48 PM
ass asthma
topless
05-27-2005, 12:50 PM
Yesterday's lunch
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:50 PM
the evacuator
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:50 PM
neck choker
topless
05-27-2005, 12:51 PM
relief
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:52 PM
a choke and gag
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:52 PM
urgent notice
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:52 PM
a flyin byron
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:52 PM
2 minute warning
topless
05-27-2005, 12:53 PM
Calm before the storm
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:53 PM
only a few more to go guys :D
ass alamod'
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:54 PM
a sneeky ivan
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:54 PM
Diarriffic!
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:55 PM
devil egg stench
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:56 PM
Diarriffic!
lol
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:56 PM
bowelishus
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:56 PM
airial assult
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:57 PM
swim, little scent fish
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:57 PM
annal gusuntite
lucky
05-27-2005, 12:58 PM
a homosexual hello
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:58 PM
hostile oxygen takeover
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 12:59 PM
hemroid lubricant
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:00 PM
a screaming walli
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:00 PM
POOT
topless
05-27-2005, 01:00 PM
a homosexual helloLMAO
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:00 PM
tain't smell
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:00 PM
Methane Madness
Wonderboy
05-27-2005, 01:00 PM
Bustin' a cap out yo' ass
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:00 PM
the oxidizer
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:00 PM
Mini Me
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:01 PM
sulfer springs :D
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:01 PM
Flatcha Later... :D
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:01 PM
Paint Peeler
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:01 PM
Flatcha Later... :D
lol
topless
05-27-2005, 01:01 PM
Silent and deadly
topless
05-27-2005, 01:02 PM
Flower wilter
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:02 PM
the guru
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:02 PM
backdoor burp
topless
05-27-2005, 01:02 PM
Gas mask needer
Say Hello to my little friend.
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:03 PM
a mississippi slurrpeee
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 01:03 PM
tainted aroma salad
topless
05-27-2005, 01:04 PM
the imobilizer
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:04 PM
a saskatun wall flower
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 01:04 PM
lip curler
Wonderboy
05-27-2005, 01:05 PM
I just call it good times! It's always funny when you fart, I don't care who you are.
topless
05-27-2005, 01:05 PM
bed pan caller
Mrs. 4-B
05-27-2005, 01:06 PM
bad dog
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 01:06 PM
a saskatun wall flower
:idea:
pant whistle
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:06 PM
the aristo crap
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 01:06 PM
bad dog
LMAO!
trouser infection
topless
05-27-2005, 01:08 PM
skirt fire
topless
05-27-2005, 01:10 PM
smelly jelly
topless
05-27-2005, 01:10 PM
rectal evader
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:11 PM
Nose hair remover
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:12 PM
The inside scoop...
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:12 PM
An opinion
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:13 PM
Canadian Bacon
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:13 PM
Beaumont Blitz
topless
05-27-2005, 01:13 PM
butt clap
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:14 PM
No Smoking Light is now ON...
Beaumont Blitz
Beaumont Foreplay
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 01:14 PM
rectal evader
:D :D :D
colostomy bag leak
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:14 PM
Under thunder...
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:14 PM
flower power
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:14 PM
Free Sample
topless
05-27-2005, 01:15 PM
escapee
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:15 PM
Nasal Nuker
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:15 PM
a wiener leaner
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 01:15 PM
salad tosser
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:15 PM
Olfactory Outtake...
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:15 PM
a currly mo and ariy
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:16 PM
Exhaust Fan Test...
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:16 PM
Free Radical
More where that came from...
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:16 PM
the panty wadder
topless
05-27-2005, 01:16 PM
Nuclear output
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:16 PM
Looks like my floor...
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:17 PM
the thong song
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:17 PM
The Nuclear Option...
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:17 PM
the air bud
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 01:17 PM
rorschach sinus test
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:18 PM
Say Hello to My Little Friend...
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:18 PM
a breath of fresh air
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:18 PM
the air bud
Ass bud...
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:19 PM
the Carberator
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 01:19 PM
friendly spatter
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:19 PM
Ass me something..
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:20 PM
TBF...
The Brown Fog...
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:21 PM
Count Dookie
topless
05-27-2005, 01:22 PM
Ass exhaust
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 01:22 PM
assgasm
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:22 PM
Tailpipe Tooter
topless
05-27-2005, 01:22 PM
fecal orgasm
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:23 PM
Broken Wind
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:24 PM
Rectal release...
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 01:24 PM
smile inverter
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:25 PM
The Forgotten Beano...
Dr. Eagle
05-27-2005, 01:25 PM
Eau De PU
Tom Brown
05-27-2005, 01:27 PM
Cajun style air freshner
topless
05-27-2005, 01:28 PM
panty burner
topless
05-27-2005, 01:28 PM
colonic discharge
topless
05-27-2005, 01:29 PM
The fly attracter
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:31 PM
back draft
topless
05-27-2005, 01:32 PM
friendly fire
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:33 PM
the tarzannna
Deano
05-27-2005, 01:33 PM
A Message From Below
Affirmative Action
Air-o-gant Assault
Apocalypse Now
Baking Brownies (South Park)
Barked
Barking Spider
Bathtub Jacuzzi
Bench Burning
Bench Warmer
Biological Warfare
Bips
Blast
Blow-Holes
Blowing Ye Butt Trumpet
Bottom Belch
Botty Burp
Breaking Loose
Brown-Speak
Bucksnort
Butt Babble
Butt Chuckling
Butt Thunder
Chair Charring
Cheesers
Chinese Barking Spiders
Colon-Speak
Crack Splitters
Cracking a Rat
Creaky Floorboards
Cutting the Cheese
Disappointments From Down Under
Draw Mud
Dropped a Shoe
Elevator Evacuation
Fermented Revenge
Firing Scud Missiles
Flatulence
Floating an air biscuit
Fluff
Fragrantly Impaired
Framping
Gassius Assius
Gastronomically Expressive
Gravy pants
Grep
Guff
Gusty Windflap
Gut Belch
Gut Bubble
Happy Honkers
Heinee Burp
Hotties
Inverse Sniff
Inverted Belching
Janet
K-Fart
Methane Exit
Mud Crickets
Mud Duck
My Opinion
Natural Gas
Nature's little surprises
Nature's musical box
Nuclear Farts- 40% fallout
Obnoxious Coughing
Odiferous Objection
Ooh, that's a nasty cough
Oops! I let Fluffy off the leash
Paint-Peeling Predicament
Pant Stainers
Panty Burps
Phoofs
Poots
Pull My Finger
Rancid Reaction
Rancid Rebate
Rat Bark
Revolting Release
Ripping the seat
Rosebuds
SAV (Silent And Violent)
SBD (Silent But Deadly)
Sheet Ripping
Smelly Snoring
Speak To Me ol 'Toothless One
Stepping on a Duck
Stinkies
Stinky Sneezing
The Great Brown Cloud
There Goes a Mouse on a Motorcycle
Thunder from Down Under
Tooters
Tree frog
Trouser Cough
Trouser Ghost
Trouser Rippers
Trump
Tuba Tuning
Tunnel Trumpting
Unappreciated Air
UnderThunder
Unholy Airlock
Unsun Melody
Vapid Chatting
Vulgar Vapor
Waiting to Exhale
Who dropped their guts?
Who opened their lunch box?
Woofer
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:34 PM
a prairy dog call
topless
05-27-2005, 01:35 PM
Deano Beano :D
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:36 PM
the valdiez
Deano
05-27-2005, 01:36 PM
Deano Beano :D
Deanos discusting dingleberry disaster
topless
05-27-2005, 01:36 PM
cheese cutter
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:36 PM
turdle headin
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:36 PM
giving up the reefer
topless
05-27-2005, 01:38 PM
The shocker
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:39 PM
bread pudding
topless
05-27-2005, 01:39 PM
toilet teaser
Deano
05-27-2005, 01:39 PM
cheese breeze
topless
05-27-2005, 01:40 PM
Sneak Preview
LOL
Deano
05-27-2005, 01:41 PM
who stepped on a duck
topless
05-27-2005, 01:41 PM
Who said that?
topless
05-27-2005, 01:44 PM
Oops, I did it again
Muffins by Tom Brown...don't settle for cheap imitations
topless
05-27-2005, 01:45 PM
Grandma's house
Deano
05-27-2005, 01:45 PM
The angry kitten (http://www.ifiwereking.com/sound/angry%20kitten.wav)
Oops, I did it again
I always wondered what Britney was talking about.
Deano
05-27-2005, 01:46 PM
the scary door (http://www.ifiwereking.com/sound/scarydoor.wav)
topless
05-27-2005, 01:47 PM
The angry kitten (http://www.ifiwereking.com/sound/angry%20kitten.wav)
Oh thanks for warning me! Now everyone here at work thinks it was ME :eek:
Deano
05-27-2005, 01:47 PM
the tuba (http://www.ifiwereking.com/sound/tuba.wav)
Milk, it does a body good.
topless
05-27-2005, 01:48 PM
Sphincer slipper
Deano
05-27-2005, 01:48 PM
Oh thanks for warning me! Now everyone here at work thinks it was ME :eek:
whoops..sorry..lol
Deano
05-27-2005, 01:49 PM
chainsaw (http://www.ifiwereking.com/sound/chainsaw.wav)
topless
05-27-2005, 01:50 PM
teachers pet
Deano
05-27-2005, 01:50 PM
giant step (http://www.ifiwereking.com/sound/giantstep.wav)
topless
05-27-2005, 01:51 PM
turd fumes
topless
05-27-2005, 01:51 PM
colon cloud
topless
05-27-2005, 01:51 PM
intestinal air
topless
05-27-2005, 01:52 PM
swallowed burp
topless
05-27-2005, 01:53 PM
mud molecules
topless
05-27-2005, 01:53 PM
Friend maker
topless
05-27-2005, 01:53 PM
beer release
topless
05-27-2005, 01:54 PM
original whoopie cushion
topless
05-27-2005, 01:55 PM
Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:55 PM
butt bellow
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:56 PM
a pahntom of the opera
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:56 PM
a hiney toon
topless
05-27-2005, 01:56 PM
rectal vibrations
lucky
05-27-2005, 01:57 PM
ass smog :D
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