What are 5 million names for a fart in an elevator?

[topless]

Toot

[Tom Brown]

The FHI enforcer.

[FHI-prez]

About time....now this is quality entertainment, and should be a stimulating discussion. :cool:

[topless]

About time....now this is quality entertainment, and should be a stimulating discussion. :cool:
No novels please. :boxingguy

[lucky]

an ut ohhh

[SoCalKev]

ripper

[Tom Brown]

ass saw

[Tom Brown]

sphincter slipper

[Tom Brown]

3rd floor inhaler

[lucky]

a who done it :notam:

[sea2lake]

Wuzznt Me

[Tom Brown]

Come on, you lazy bastards... join in...
The "get off on the next floor" alarm.

[Tom Brown]

sinus tabasco

[topless]

a bad one is a shart. :hammerhea

[Tom Brown]

This is going to take all day, at this rate. :(
colon steamer

[Tom Brown]

A sputtering fitch.

[Tom Brown]

ass rain

[Tom Brown]

coliform gyser

[topless]

Explosion between the legs.

[topless]

room evacuater.

[Tom Brown]

Otis red man

[BarryMac]

petho...

[Tom Brown]

Mr. misty float (sorry, Dairy Queen)

[BarryMac]

trouser cough...

[riverracerx]

oopsie poopsie (if it is wet)

[WYRD]

it called a Mr. Brown :D

[BarryMac]

butt burp...

[FHI-prez]

No novels please. :boxingguy
Well in that case, can one truly comprehend 5 million? How many pages would it take up? How long would it take at a rate of 5 posts per minute? Does computer crashes or site crashes figure in?
More importantly does a fart in an elevator actually exist if no one claims it? What if was a squak from a new shoe combined with bad body odor from the dirty guy by the doors? Can we really even be sure our nose was assaulted by an ass sneeze? I think not. I think we must carefully consider the ramifications of jumping to conclusions on such matters. Sure it seems an innocent mistake or slight miscalculation in judgement, but people can be hurt. What if a person let one slip and shit their pants? Funny right?! Wrong. This person may be old and have a medical condition whereby they can't control their bowels. Would you laugh at someone and call them out only to embarrass them further? What kind of person would revel in someone's pain and suffering? What if this person was on the brink of sanity and your insensitive laughter/ridicule pushed them over the edge and they took their own life. All because of a natural bodily function. Farts should be complimented, and maybe even embraced. There should be hi-fives all around and maybe even a song to follow. A festival held in the honor of a single fart mabye going to extremes, but I submit there are festivals for many less significant historical events.
Push it out and be proud. Claim it with dignity! Have that look of a proud mother/father when you do so. If you shit your pants in the effort, all the better! Claim that too with the same fervor. Elevator farts should not be relegated to some cheap name, they should be honored, cherished if you will. They should be held in high regard, and immortalized in song and dance. :D

[Tom Brown]

trouser cough...
:D :D :D
savory ass bubble

[BarryMac]

turd beeping for the right of way...

[Tom Brown]

memories of FHI

[BarryMac]

bayliner...

[NashvilleBound]

Well in that case, can one truly comprehend 5 million? How many pages would it take up? How long would it take at a rate of 5 posts per minute? Does computer crashes or site crashes figure in?
More importantly does a fart in an elevator actually exist if no one claims it? What if was a squak from a new shoe combined with bad body odor from the dirty guy by the doors? Can we really even be sure our nose was assaulted by an ass sneeze? I think not. I think we must carefully consider the ramifications of jumping to conclusions on such matters. Sure it seems an innocent mistake or slight miscalculation in judgement, but people can be hurt. What if a person let one slip and shit their pants? Funny right?! Wrong. This person may be old and have a medical condition whereby they can't control their bowels. Would you laugh at someone and call them out only to embarrass them further? What kind of person would revel in someone's pain and suffering? What if this person was on the brink of sanity and your insensitive laughter/ridicule pushed them over the edge and they took their own life. All because of a natural bodily function. Farts should be complimented, and maybe even embraced. There should be hi-fives all around and maybe even a song to follow. A festival held in the honor of a single fart mabye going to extremes, but I submit there are festivals for many less significant historical events.
Push it out and be proud. Claim it with dignity! Have that look of a proud mother/father when you do so. If you shit your pants in the effort, all the better! Claim that too with the same fervor. Elevator farts should not be relegated to some cheap name, they should be honored, cherished if you will. They should be held in high regard, and immortalized in song and dance. :D
But what if he's off duty when it happens???

[Tom Brown]

cumulo-nimbus coliform

[lucky]

a lingering flamingo :idea:

[BarryMac]

Come on Topless, you stsrted this thread, you better start chiming in...
BARKING SPIDER...

[FHI-prez]

But what if he's off duty when it happens???
best damn question I've heard yet! ;)

[Tom Brown]

But what if he's off duty when it happens???
LMAO! :D
disincarcerated nasal perp

[lucky]

a super pooper

[lucky]

a lower gi cry

[NashvilleBound]

best damn question I've heard yet! ;)
I could not resist tying them together.....amazing how much free time these people have...and creativity.
CA Barking Spider.....just to do my part. :rolleyes:

[WYRD]

a tipper slipper

[lucky]

rocket fuel

[lucky]

a missel whistle

[FHI-prez]

mud whistle :jawdrop:

[lucky]

a laughing salmon

[Tom Brown]

bacterial symphony

[lucky]

No2 in da shoe

[lucky]

N.o.x outta the box

[FHI-prez]

flying dutchman

[Tom Brown]

sulfur sorbet

[lucky]

a back door quifer

[lucky]

a nacyo fart

[Tom Brown]

glade friendly expulsion

[Tom Brown]

nuclear mist

[topless]

Gone2River

[lucky]

rooty tootie fresh and fruity

[Tom Brown]

a bench racer

[lucky]

the chino mist :messedup:

[topless]

GM Killer

[lucky]

the chino cloud :messedup:

[Tom Brown]

fermented flier

[topless]

Norco

[WYRD]

Shafted in the Shaft

[lucky]

ass aspargas

[WYRD]

Thinking outside the box :idea:

[Tom Brown]

a perky sphincter

[lucky]

nitro methan

[topless]

rectal burp

[Tom Brown]

ass aspargas
LMAO! :D
gotch smear

[lucky]

a bench racer
thats a shitty thing to say - you took that to far tom :D

[lucky]

a liver river

[lucky]

an h2-O poooh

[Tom Brown]

ass asthma

[topless]

Yesterday's lunch

[lucky]

the evacuator

[Tom Brown]

neck choker

[topless]

relief

[lucky]

a choke and gag

[Tom Brown]

urgent notice

[lucky]

a flyin byron

[Tom Brown]

2 minute warning

[topless]

Calm before the storm

[lucky]

only a few more to go guys :D
ass alamod'

[lucky]

a sneeky ivan

[Tom Brown]

Diarriffic!

[lucky]

devil egg stench

[lucky]

Diarriffic!
lol

[Tom Brown]

bowelishus

[lucky]

airial assult

[Tom Brown]

swim, little scent fish

[lucky]

annal gusuntite

[lucky]

a homosexual hello

[Tom Brown]

hostile oxygen takeover

[Tom Brown]

hemroid lubricant

[lucky]

a screaming walli

[Dr. Eagle]

POOT

[topless]

a homosexual helloLMAO

[lucky]

tain't smell

[Dr. Eagle]

Methane Madness

[Wonderboy]

Bustin' a cap out yo' ass

[lucky]

the oxidizer

[Dr. Eagle]

Mini Me

[lucky]

sulfer springs :D

[Dr. Eagle]

Flatcha Later... :D

[Dr. Eagle]

Paint Peeler

[lucky]

Flatcha Later... :D
lol

[topless]

Silent and deadly

[HM]

Got Oxygen?

[topless]

Flower wilter

[lucky]

the guru

[Dr. Eagle]

backdoor burp

[topless]

Gas mask needer

[HM]

Say Hello to my little friend.

[lucky]

a mississippi slurrpeee

[Tom Brown]

tainted aroma salad

[topless]

the imobilizer

[lucky]

a saskatun wall flower

[Tom Brown]

lip curler

[Wonderboy]

I just call it good times! It's always funny when you fart, I don't care who you are.

[topless]

bed pan caller

[Mrs. 4-B]

bad dog

[HM]

Love Panther

[Tom Brown]

a saskatun wall flower
:idea:
pant whistle

[lucky]

the aristo crap

[Tom Brown]

bad dog
LMAO!
trouser infection

[HM]

Poo Gas

[topless]

skirt fire

[topless]

smelly jelly

[topless]

rectal evader

[Dr. Eagle]

Nose hair remover

[Dr. Eagle]

The inside scoop...

[Dr. Eagle]

An opinion

[Dr. Eagle]

Canadian Bacon

[Dr. Eagle]

Beaumont Blitz

[topless]

butt clap

[Dr. Eagle]

No Smoking Light is now ON...

[HM]

Beaumont Blitz
Beaumont Foreplay

[Tom Brown]

rectal evader
:D :D :D
colostomy bag leak

[Dr. Eagle]

Under thunder...

[lucky]

flower power

[Dr. Eagle]

Free Sample

[HM]

Kim Hanson Mating Call

[topless]

escapee

[Dr. Eagle]

Nasal Nuker

[lucky]

a wiener leaner

[HM]

Keep the tip

[Tom Brown]

salad tosser

[Dr. Eagle]

Olfactory Outtake...

[lucky]

a currly mo and ariy

[HM]

Free Radical

[Dr. Eagle]

Exhaust Fan Test...

[Dr. Eagle]

Free Radical
More where that came from...

[lucky]

the panty wadder

[topless]

Nuclear output

[Dr. Eagle]

Looks like my floor...

[lucky]

the thong song

[Dr. Eagle]

The Nuclear Option...

[lucky]

the air bud

[Tom Brown]

rorschach sinus test

[Dr. Eagle]

Say Hello to My Little Friend...

[lucky]

a breath of fresh air

[Dr. Eagle]

the air bud
Ass bud...

[HM]

Smells Like Teen Spirit

[lucky]

the Carberator

[HM]

Little slice of heaven

[Tom Brown]

friendly spatter

[Dr. Eagle]

Ass me something..

[HM]

Return of the Jedi

[Dr. Eagle]

TBF...
The Brown Fog...

[Dr. Eagle]

Count Dookie

[topless]

Ass exhaust

[Tom Brown]

assgasm

[HM]

Wmd

[Dr. Eagle]

Tailpipe Tooter

[topless]

fecal orgasm

[Dr. Eagle]

Broken Wind

[HM]

Poop, there it is.

[HM]

Pull My Finger

[HM]

Ode de Tony Romas

[Dr. Eagle]

Rectal release...

[Tom Brown]

smile inverter

[Dr. Eagle]

The Forgotten Beano...

[Dr. Eagle]

Eau De PU

[Tom Brown]

Cajun style air freshner

[HM]

Laundry Day

[topless]

panty burner

[HM]

The Horse Wisperer

[topless]

colonic discharge

[topless]

The fly attracter

[lucky]

back draft

[topless]

friendly fire

[lucky]

the tarzannna

[Deano]

A Message From Below
Affirmative Action
Air-o-gant Assault
Apocalypse Now
Baking Brownies (South Park)
Barked
Barking Spider
Bathtub Jacuzzi
Bench Burning
Bench Warmer
Biological Warfare
Bips
Blast
Blow-Holes
Blowing Ye Butt Trumpet
Bottom Belch
Botty Burp
Breaking Loose
Brown-Speak
Bucksnort
Butt Babble
Butt Chuckling
Butt Thunder
Chair Charring
Cheesers
Chinese Barking Spiders
Colon-Speak
Crack Splitters
Cracking a Rat
Creaky Floorboards
Cutting the Cheese
Disappointments From Down Under
Draw Mud
Dropped a Shoe
Elevator Evacuation
Fermented Revenge
Firing Scud Missiles
Flatulence
Floating an air biscuit
Fluff
Fragrantly Impaired
Framping
Gassius Assius
Gastronomically Expressive
Gravy pants
Grep
Guff
Gusty Windflap
Gut Belch
Gut Bubble
Happy Honkers
Heinee Burp
Hotties
Inverse Sniff
Inverted Belching
Janet
K-Fart
Methane Exit
Mud Crickets
Mud Duck
My Opinion
Natural Gas
Nature's little surprises
Nature's musical box
Nuclear Farts- 40% fallout
Obnoxious Coughing
Odiferous Objection
Ooh, that's a nasty cough
Oops! I let Fluffy off the leash
Paint-Peeling Predicament
Pant Stainers
Panty Burps
Phoofs
Poots
Pull My Finger
Rancid Reaction
Rancid Rebate
Rat Bark
Revolting Release
Ripping the seat
Rosebuds
SAV (Silent And Violent)
SBD (Silent But Deadly)
Sheet Ripping
Smelly Snoring
Speak To Me ol 'Toothless One
Stepping on a Duck
Stinkies
Stinky Sneezing
The Great Brown Cloud
There Goes a Mouse on a Motorcycle
Thunder from Down Under
Tooters
Tree frog
Trouser Cough
Trouser Ghost
Trouser Rippers
Trump
Tuba Tuning
Tunnel Trumpting
Unappreciated Air
UnderThunder
Unholy Airlock
Unsun Melody
Vapid Chatting
Vulgar Vapor
Waiting to Exhale
Who dropped their guts?
Who opened their lunch box?
Woofer

[lucky]

a prairy dog call

[topless]

Deano Beano :D

[lucky]

the valdiez

[Deano]

Deano Beano :D
Deanos discusting dingleberry disaster

[HM]

Stinky and the Pain

[topless]

cheese cutter

[lucky]

turdle headin

[HM]

Poopapalooza

[lucky]

giving up the reefer

[HM]

Off shore breeze

[topless]

The shocker

[lucky]

bread pudding

[HM]

Indecscent proposal

[topless]

toilet teaser

[Deano]

cheese breeze

[HM]

Who let the dogs out?

[HM]

Sneak Preview

[topless]

Sneak Preview
LOL

[Deano]

who stepped on a duck

[HM]

The Fugitive

[topless]

Who said that?

[HM]

Slippery lil devil

[topless]

Oops, I did it again

[HM]

Muffins by Tom Brown...don't settle for cheap imitations

[topless]

Grandma's house

[Deano]

The angry kitten (http://www.ifiwereking.com/sound/angry%20kitten.wav)

[HM]

Oops, I did it again
I always wondered what Britney was talking about.

[Deano]

the scary door (http://www.ifiwereking.com/sound/scarydoor.wav)

[topless]

The angry kitten (http://www.ifiwereking.com/sound/angry%20kitten.wav)
Oh thanks for warning me! Now everyone here at work thinks it was ME :eek:

[Deano]

the tuba (http://www.ifiwereking.com/sound/tuba.wav)

[HM]

Milk, it does a body good.

[topless]

Sphincer slipper

[HM]

Acid Rain

[Deano]

Oh thanks for warning me! Now everyone here at work thinks it was ME :eek:
whoops..sorry..lol

[Deano]

chainsaw (http://www.ifiwereking.com/sound/chainsaw.wav)

[topless]

teachers pet

[Deano]

giant step (http://www.ifiwereking.com/sound/giantstep.wav)

[topless]

turd fumes

[topless]

colon cloud

[HM]

Debbie does Don Jose

[topless]

intestinal air

[HM]

Soilent Brown

[topless]

swallowed burp

[HM]

Crowd Pleaser

[topless]

mud molecules

[topless]

Friend maker

[topless]

beer release

[HM]

Capital Punishment

[topless]

original whoopie cushion

[topless]

Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now

[lucky]

butt bellow

[lucky]

a pahntom of the opera

[lucky]

a hiney toon

[topless]

rectal vibrations

[HM]

Bigfoots Dick

[lucky]

ass smog :D