Coleitis22
05-29-2005, 09:40 AM
Drinking in Tessessee:
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
> glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the
> glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are
> so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass
> twice."
>
>
> An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
> beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his
> AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
> Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
> don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
> either.
>
>
> The Tennessee boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his
> beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air,
> pulls out his .45 and shoots the Mexican and the
> Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we
> have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to
> drink with the same ones twice.
>
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
> glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the
> glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are
> so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass
> twice."
>
>
> An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
> beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his
> AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
> Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
> don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
> either.
>
>
> The Tennessee boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his
> beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air,
> pulls out his .45 and shoots the Mexican and the
> Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we
> have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to
> drink with the same ones twice.
>